>Co-workers are talking about the shows they watch

>>84183486
You should not feel like you're the superior one in this scenario.

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>co-workers are talking about the movies they watched
>co-workers are talking about dating
>co-workers are talking about social media
>co-workers are talking about Pokemon Go
>/co/-workers are talking about Steven Universe

>>84183486
sounds like a pleb job

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>>84183486
>Co-workers are talking

SO HOW ABOUT THAT GAME OF THRONES
HOLD LE DOOR

>>84183486
I saw that thread on /v/ earlier too anon.

>>84183953
topkek

they watch game of thrones like you faggots

>>84183684
Steven Universe sucks ass.

>>84183486
>tell them I love BCS
>omg that show is so boring! I wish it was more like breaking bad!
>heh another one caught in the filter

>>84183486
kek, iktf bro

>>84183684
Yes yes, my theory is mankind as a whole is becoming autistic.

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>>84183486
> co-workers are talking about sex and relationships

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>Coworkers like goodfellas and casino

>Game of Thrones is the best series ever made

>>84183486
Last time I talked to my coworkers they were talking about how good sens8 was

It was a long, long time ago

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>co-worker are talking about how "hard" being in a relationship is and how they wish they were still single

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>Coworkers favorite show is cakeboss

"Did you see that ludicrous display on last night?"

>>84183977
more like hold back le tears :(

>coworkers are happy and balanced people
>angry reaction face

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>my wageslave goyim employees are talking about GoT
>tell them to go back to rebbit if they want to keep talking about their little taxes show

>>84183594
this

>>84184273
Good. That is a good thing. You have good co-workers.

>>84185405
spergs that think society as a whole,owns them something

>tfw i work with pals that discuss The Leftovers

Feels good

>>84184242
This is the nonsense I endure all day long. Sometimes I feel like I'm being paid to listen to these plebs.

>female coworker says she binges shows every weekend
>mention I watch 4-5 movies a week
>"That's like so weird, how can you do that? Like, movies are supposed to be with people?"

how can someone think such a thing?

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>>84184273
>His favorite show ISN'T cake boss

>>84184273
I'm afraid you're the pleb in this scenario

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>Co-workers discuss boxing the week after Kovalev-Ward 2 and only talk about McGregor-Mayweather

Casuals are cancer

>>84184155
>putting a space after your meme arrow

Back to le reddit, frogshitter.

>>84187229
>reddit spacing

>>84187313
>no you

Kys

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>every single one of your co-workers is married with children
>every single day they haze you because you're not

>>84187229
>>84187313
u are like little babies
,watch this

> >> MEME

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>Co-worker mentions her poster of Pulp Fiction that she has hanging over her bed

>tfw coworkers actually watch decent television

its nice talking about shows like Stranger Things and The Leftovers

>>84184273
Your point being?

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>>84185740
>coworkers talking about GoT
>call them danyfag redditors and say we have a general for this shit

This thread is excellent

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>friends start joking about sexual escapades and general lewdness

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>mfw I just got done talking with my coworker about Justified

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>>84188740
Please let something interrupt us before the conversation shifts to me

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>coworkers

>>84184273
you have some shit taste then.

>coworker is loudly talking about some shitty grimdark show and asking you to download episodes of it for her
>remember I don't have a job and it's just my mom

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>>84183486
>my co-worker is my brother and we like the same shows

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>anon which character in big bang theory are you?

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>coworker complaining about he hasn't had sex in a few months

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>Classmates are talking about what kind of panties they wear and show eachother
I wish I was lying, I had to burn that in my memory so i can save it to my mental wank bank.

>>84184273
>Name is actually Buddy

I guess he never gets mad then when dickheads call him "bud" or "buddy" like I do.

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>Co-worker says talks about how clever Gotham is

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>cowerker girl says she wish all ppl were more tolerant and that we should open up the borders for rapefugess

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>co-workers are talking about getting married or going to school or having kids
>mfw I'm divorced, back to living at my aunts house and my only child was aborted

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>brother's girlfriend talks about how Interstellar is probably the best movie ever made

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>co-workers are talking about their favorite actresses

>>84184273
Your coworker has patrician taste

>>84189203
>What do you think anon ?

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>>84189209
>coworkers talk about friends and family life
>can't relate at all because I'm an autistic shut-in who spends his free time playing vidya, watching tv and shitposting on a Malaysian macramé board

>>84187229
>>84187313
>>84187746
>g
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>t
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>b
>a
>c
>k
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>t
>o
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>Reddit

>>84183953
same

>>84189270
She got good taste anon, your bro is a lucky dude

>>84187794
>Stranger Things
>decent television
If you're a pleb maybe.

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>>84187794
>Stranger Things
You're one of them.

@84189421
You have to go back

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>classmates talking about anime

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>Co-workers are talking about this thread

>>84188973
>haha you remind me of sheldon

>>84187775
she sounds dtf

>>84189281
>accidentally blurt out "YUM YUM FEETzzfuzhuhhhh.... SORRY AUTIST"

Like half of my coworkers like those shitty CW and Fox capeshit shows.

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>>84189684
It doesn't count as a job if you're not getting paid, Jannie.

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>coworkers arguing about Marvel vs. DC
>ask for my opinion
>"I don't watch superhero movies as a general rule. It's usually just the same movie repackaged with different stars"
>everyone looks at me like I just landed here from another planet

>>84189962
Just say marvel instead and bs your way through any conversations about marvel movies. It's what I do.

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>Coworker starts bragging about turning into a cinephile because he watched Amelie over the weekend
>"It's all in French, it was so sophisticated"

>>84189203
>>84189609

>co-workers talking about what they say Trump do on the news and want you to join in talking shit.

>>84190077

>talking about politics or religion in the workplace

Your coworkers are rude ignorant morons. Those are the major two things you don't talk about at work.

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>walking around on campus at uni
>normies mention getting drunk or high

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>>84183486
>local theater has staff's favorite movie on their nametag
>all of them are from the past ten years

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>Co-workers are pretending to be happy just to annoy me

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>co-workers in general

>>84190199
>coworkers live happier lives than you

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>Shameless
>GoT
>Family Guy

>>84183953

No other gif perfectly describes my mood when I hear co-workers talking than this.

>>84183486

>co-workers talking about how Westworld is a good show months after the season finale aired

Some days it takes every fiber in my body to not interrupt them and go into a 2 minute rant about why every fucking HBO show they like is garbage.

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>co-workers are non-white

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>>84190544
>coworker is a /tv/ user

>>84190544
Sounds good, I never get along with the white co workers. It's like walking on eggshells when talking to them. Extremely over sensitive people.

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>coworkers wearing yoga pants

Some miserable cunts in here

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>>84189203
>unironic accelerationist
>got thirty-seven pathways planned, two are straight "move away lmao"
>three involve making money off the next wave to eastern untouched areas
>eight are getting in early and buying the ruins of the west for dirt cheap and converting the now-africa-tier peoples to serve me as a technocratic-demigod who will bestow canned goods and assault rifles upon the faithful

>agree with her wholeheartedly
>we become closer and talk all the time at work and on breaks

She's cute too. Kinda want to give her my sneaky-evil babies.

>>84184166
Edgelord
Also... everybody likes them, it's like a social construct thing, where you have to like them to be "cool"

>>84183953
IMAGINE

>>84187794
This is good bait.

>>84187229
i hope for your sake,this is meant to be bait

>>84190264
Shameless is kino

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>>84189032
>second year of high school
>sitting in class next to two female friends
>one points out that the other has a rip down the crotch of her jeans
>lol look anon
mfw

>>84189617
MODS

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>>84183486
>co-worker learns about 4chan from foxsnews
>same co-worker starts browsing 4chan
>i happened to be security head for the corporation
>mfw it starts to spread

>>84191287
Genuinely curious why you think this.

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>it's a "coworkers are talking shit about the owner and making fun of previous employees who got fired" episode

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>co-workers start talking seriously about conspiracy theories and Alex Jones

>>84191480
>co-workers keeps emailing your flat earth evidence

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>>84183486
>co-worker comes in with a t-shirt with drawn boobs on them and a text saying "obbai" or some shit
>says it's from his favorite anime

Who the fuck is open with liking anime?

>Not just feigning a interest in GOT

>coworkers start talking about kino masterpieces (they call them "classic films")
>their top 10 list has 3 tarantino films

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>otherwise intelligent co-workers think the Earth is round

I'm unemployed and my problem is that I know that I would hate absolutely every possible job, and yet I need to get a job tomorrow because have no money left

how to live with this attitutde?

anyone else thinks this plane of existence was a mistake?

I got fired from my last job as a night guy at a hotel

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>>84191768
>co-workers start talking about "good" movies
>they only name the top 5 films of the IMDB 250

>>84183486
>Co-workers

>>84191853
Suck it up and do a job you hate while planning for the future. aka be white.

>>84183953
my fucking sides

>>84191853
change what you are as a person to become a productive member of society. Or become a hobo

>>84183953
Top kek

>>84191853
Why did you get fired? Fell asleep?

My advice?
Spend two/three days a week on a job and the rest on a hobby you are good at. Practice the hobby until you can make money with that.
And I mean a constructive hobby, not jerking off or playing video games

Set a realistic long-term goal you're willing to get out of bed for.

>>84188967
Is this from a comic relief sketch from around 2008 when James Corden wanders into an England meeting and starts telling them all how to play?

>>84192035
Yeah, that part is when he mocks about that dude crying after missing a penalty kick

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>>84191853
>coworkers start talking about "good tv series"
>they all scream "YEAAAH" when someone mentions the big bang theory

>>84192033
I got fired for taking alcohol from the cabinet and fucking a girl (one of the residents) instead of doing my job

>>84192116
>fucking a girl
NORMIES LEAVE

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>>84192116
>not only failing your extremely simple responsibility as employee but also stealing alcohol and fucking a customer INSIDE your workplace

You're lucky they didn't press charges. Sort yourself out thief.

>That guy that watches literally every anime released each season, including the abysmal bottom-of-the-barrel low budget crap, but refuses to watch "normie shows" on HBO like The Sopranos, Westworld, Silicon Valley, etc, and acts superior about it too

>>84192238
>sort yourself out

what you mean

>>84191362
>What is college

>>84191905
Sounds awful. Jesus I hate this sheeple "optimistic" attitude.

Look up Jordan B. Peterson

>>84183486
>he isn't charismatic enough to rip on people's choices in a lighthearted way that makes them laugh

>>84192600
hey i just met you
and this is crazy
here's a suggestion
jump off a building

>>84191853
How the fuck do you even find a job? I haven't had a job in the last year and a half. Last one I had, I got from a friend who told me to just come and do an interview.

Every time I go somewhere to ask if they have job openings, they tell me to apply online. And when I do apply, no one ever calls even though I've applied for a shitload of jobs.

>>84183953
>>84183989
>>84189431
>>84190295
>>84191124
>>84191925
>>84191973
None of you are Arnold Schwarzenegger though. Nor will you ever be anything like him. Else you wouldn't be here.

>>84192694
>Every time I go somewhere to ask if they have job openings, they tell me to apply online. And when I do apply, no one ever calls
maybe because they saw what you look like in person

>>84192600
Surrounding myself with positive thoughts and feels is the only way I make it through the week. Right now it may seem like being an edgy cynical 4chan addict is intelligent to you but when you are starving in the street about to die you will realize that death is failure and you are literally living life wrong. All those writers who kill themselves might seem smart to you but they are dead now and have no answers to give you. I guess if you think killing yourself is a way out then go for it. Otherwise you should try to work on your personality and self esteem.

>>84192694
shit is rough if you dont have experience and a foot in the door of some industry already

looking for a job without a job puts you behind the 8ball on top of it

you gotta just put the effort in and pretend that you give a shit when putting together your resume or interviewing

>>84192725
We can imagine being Arnold

>>84192750
pretty stupid fucking theory considering everyone dies

>>84192725
thats why we IMAGINE

>>84192694
Go work for a temp agency. You may get placed somewhere that likes you and get offered a real job. Either way it's a good way to get experience/money in the meantime.

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>>84192694
Make sure your resume and motivation letters are in order. HR can tell when you copy something from Google.

Get a LinkedIn and normiebook, doesn't even have to be public. Spent some time on a good photo of yourself.

>>84192750
Very well said.
Procrastination only leads to self-hatred.

>>84192314
Maybe it's because I'm British, but The Sopranos definitely isn't "normie" over here. I'm a massive fan of it, and one of my friends recently started watching it which is awesome, but otherwise most people here definitely won't have seen it.

My dad was obsessed with it though (that's how I got into it) and one of his workmates loved it too. I think his workmate went to NJ while he was on holiday in the states, and went to the real life location of the Bada Bing. Which is cool.

>>84192811

dance for me.

>>84190997
>>84189203
Whoops! Looks like you two are lost.

>>>/pol/

>>84190108
Man, I can confirm. Literally the only two things that off the table

>calmly and casually begin explaining why the Sopranos is several leagues better than Le Wire to office mate
>she literally emotionally starts to crumble and has to cut me off, asking if I'm just trying to antagonize her
fuckin plebs lel

>>84192931
you are both plebs

>>84192600
>sheeple
You can still pursue your faggot interests you don't even have if you aren't a lazy shit.

>>84191905
>be white
This same old argument of "work a job because that's what white people do - you shouldn't make a living through another means (e.g. crime) because that's what black people do".

That's literally not an argument, and you're just showing that you're jealous of black people who successfully make lives being criminals.

I'm not saying be a two-bit thief, that's a bit pathetic. But there are lots of alpha as fuck white criminals. Al Capone I guess. Charles Bronson. Also gang leaders, drug kingpins, organised crime leaders (mafia etc. And don't tell me Italians aren't white. They are. European = white.)

So this whole idea of "you should act responsibly because otherwise you're a black person" - literally go fuck yourself. You are basically telling white people to KEK THEMSELVES with a sense of "duty" or whatever, while black people do WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY LIKE.

No. We should serve ourselves however we can. If a legal life serves you, then do it. But if you are doing things because "you shouldn't act like a black person", you're a cuck in my view. It just shows you're too afraid to do the things they do.

To try and make this post /tv/ related - watch The Sopranos, those guys are essentially white because like i said Italians are white, and they are alpha as fuck, they live by their own rules, not anybody else's.

what do you guys do for a living

>>84189281
>co-workers are talking about their favorite actresses
>you send them e-mail with with Microsoft Word document where you explain in 64 pages why Emma Roberts is the best waifu

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>>84192804
I dropped out of college after playing anime and watching video games for 3 years and at 22 my first job ever was working as a guard at a medium security prison in Oklahoma. It was fun and the people are nice and I took an interest in peoples' lives and made friends. If you want to put absolutely no effort into anything and waste away you will die once you run out of sources to drain (your parent kick you out.) In Oklahoma the kids who graduate college either move away to cities or they go to the cheap universities here and then move away to work in cities, leaving tons of entry level job openings. I bet it's similar in other heartland states. They always say if you're depressed you should change your environment. Anyway your self esteem is a state that is constantly changing. Maybe like me your parents let you play video games in every moment of your free time and you haven't really done anything in your life to raise your self esteem. As a result your personality is in a bad place right now and you are depressed. You have to put forth the effort. At my lowest point doing anything that wasn't 4chan, video games, and anime actually made me feel better. lmao im a faggot though

>>84191662
Based Springer poster

>>84190699
sadly this most of the time.

>>84193086
I'm a A-list actor

>>84183684
Do you work in a mall perchance?

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>>84183486
>co-workers asking me if i have a girlfriend

so difficult to explain to them my level of cynicism, i'm definitely not a part of any mgtow bullshit but honestly i think people just assume you're gay if you're not in a relationship at an older age (past 25).

>>84184242
WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE AT WORK WATCH GAME OF THRONES BUT NOT THE WALKING DEAD?
TWD is the one normal ordinary plebeian thing I like and I can't fucking find anyone outside of 4chan and like one guy on Xbox live that I can actually talk to about it

>co-workers start party rocking

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>>84183486
>Co-inhabitant forces me to greet guests if I want my tendies

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>>84184288

>>84187966
aw shit is that a rare Siggy?

>>84192972
wtf I hate myself now

>it's co-workers are talking about hentai manga
I'm one of this co-workers
girl that was standing close was clearly uncomfortable

>>84193076
>like i said Italians are white, and they are alpha as fuck, they live by their own rules, not anybody else's.
stopped reading there, lmfao cuck

>>84184273
you're the pleb

>>84193452
offer to introduce her to the medium

>>84193403
Nah senpai it's Jessica Lange

>>84188973
>Sheldor of course
>BESPOOPL

>>84192314
Only one of those shows is actually good.

>>84193086
I direct films

>>84193460
>stopped reading at the end of the post
O-okay.

Btw I wasn't saying Italians are alpha. I was saying the mafiosi in The Sopranos are alpha.

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>>84193319
I hate MGTOW simply because I want to be able to hate women without being attached to any group or community

>>84193330
Literally the only reason I keep watching TWD is to keep a small talk with my coworkers.

>>84191628
>pretending you don't know what it said and what it means

>>84191480
for a while I went to actual real-life autism social meetups
a big part of why I stopped is that they were full of conspiracy theorists

>>84183953
I laughed

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>>84183486
>having co-workers

>>84193076
Italians are NOT white. Psuedo nigger-turks

>>84192600
that's how working life works

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>>84193695
the community is so cynical, bitter and negative i want no part of it.

and it's not about hating women for me, it's just depressing when you realize where you stand in the hierarchy of things. well into my late teens i actually assumed relationships work like they do in romantic comedies or something, like american pie. i literally assumed i would just automatically get a girlfriend, or random hot women from foreign countries who'd strike up conversations with me at school asking me to study with them after class.

>>84191480
You mean the best type of co-workers? All I have are 100% homogeneous white liberal Hillary drones. Fucking kill me.

>>84191853
Get on welfare and live like a nig

>>84184166
why would you not like them?

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>>84183486

>coworkers talking about a show they like
>I kinda like it too
>hate them anyways for being plebs and think their opinions are shit

This place has done a number on me

I wish I had coworkers, I'm unemployed and no idea what to do

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>>84184273
>he doesn't watch cakeboss

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>Tfw co worker in the cubicle attached to mine watched the latest episode of John Oliver 3 (three) times back to back today very loudly with no headphones on

What do these people gain from this

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>coworkers talk about the weather again for the millionth time

>>84193997
It's super easy to apply to many places in a short amount of time with google. The hardest part for me was making my resume not look like shit. It took me a week to build up the courage to finish that thing and it's still the least impressive thing I've ever seen. Getting a job is a numbers game. Look up a kind of business you can get a job in like "mechanics in Dallas" or "uhauls in Seattle" or where you live and fill out as many as you can. With the internet you can listen to music while you do it. Have the patience to wait a week and you'll start getting responses. Drink some coffee and put some pomade into your hair before going to an interview. That always makes me feel confident.

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>try to make conversation with co-workers
>"you all do anything this weekend"
>"nah just chilled at home"
Being a STEM major was a mistake.

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>>84183486
>2011
>goes to work
>co-workers: PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>>84194178
probably was using it as background noise, could have even been using it as covering noise

>>84194254
>tfw it rains every time you personally step outside
>tfw people tell you it's stopped raining and it hasn't
>tfw you actually like rain but not getting fucking soaked

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>>84183486
>Co-workers don't know pic related

>>84194328
Based partyposter

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>babyboomer co-worker starts blaming a nazi frog for the loss of Hilary Clinton in the 2016 election

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>boss starts singing to the radio

>>84187166
Boxing is cancer.

>>84194551
If not for the Russian psyop and phony email scandal she would have won. It's clear the election was hacked by Russia.

mem

>>84194325
Haha. Yeah you shouldn't hang out with nerds. Ever. I jumped that ship a long time ago.

>>84192382
As in, don't be a fucking criminal

>>84184271
protip: this is a typical thing that people who are being cheated on discuss, took me a while to realize this

"Oh man my gf is always getting back from work late and going out to the bar for girl's night, I wish i wasn't in a relationship at all sometimes it's sooo complicated"

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>coworkers speaking in foreign language say your name

>>84196103
>coworkers say your name as if it were a word in their language

>>84196103
just tell Juan he has to speak in english

>it's a foreign co-workers stink out the breakroom with their disgusting food episode

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>start new job
>conversation about movies pops up
>asked if I've watched anything good recently
>"uh, I rewatched a movie called Ida the other day and this Russian film called Gruz 200"
>one of my co-workers replies with "oh, are you into Kieslowski by any chance? What about Tarkovsky? You really should see Mirror"
>mfw

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Simpson's Mecca trip confirmed.

>>84184273
You are the annoying coworker

>>84193076
The characters in the Sopranos are all losers though. Chase goes out of his way to make this clear several times.

I can't imagine what sort of person would unironically write something like this. Praying to G*d that this is bait.

>talking to your co-workers
>not being that weird guy everyone hates

It's normie central in here.

>>84196314
>The characters in the Sopranos are all losers though.
Clearly they are not. Tony has a successful life. Some of the others might be losers (Paulie, and perhaps Chris because he's always fucking everything up), but not the ones with the power. Sil has a pretty good life. I really don't think Chase is trying to show they're all "losers". He's trying to show their world is dangerous.

Why do you think so many men watch The Sopranos? Do you think it's because they think all the guys in it are losers? Or do you think it's because they think The Sopranos is a massive male power fantasy? HM, I really do wonder. What a perplexing conundrum.

>I can't imagine what sort of person would unironically write something like this. Praying to G*d that this is bait.
Somebody who isn't an idiot, I guess. But y'know, keep cucking yourself while Tyrone fucks your wife :^)

>>84192600
>Sounds awful. Jesus I hate this sheeple "optimistic" attitude.

...And this is how you guarantee yourself an awful life.

>>84192804

Live or die, but at least have the balls to commit. Don't be too cool to work at living but too scared to end it.

Just decide. And if you decide you're going to live, then don't half-ass it.

>>84194577
/heem/ fag

>>84196918
>Why do you think so many men watch The Sopranos?
>The Sopranos is a massive male power fantasy
You're right, it had broad appeal for retards that could only see the surface level "male power fantasy" provided by Tony Soprano (who is, in reality, an overweight insecure man-child with mommy issues, but if that's your idea of a superior alpha male I'm not going to judge).
Anyway I'm not surprised you couldn't scrape your brain for any "alpha" characters beyond Tony, because the vast majority of characters do not fit that description. Most end up alone, in prison, or murdered.

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>>84183486
I once had an autism fit at a co worker for bringing up Rick and Morty, ended up ranting about existentialism along with the hypocrisy and pseudo intellectualism of postmodernism for 10 minutes.

>>84189962
My co workers asked for my opinion on that thing with the Wonder Woman premier only letting in women. I said "who care's it's capeshit watch good films". I really don't mind my co workers knowing I'm autistic I don't need normie friends.

>>84185777
>777
HELLOOOOOOooooOOOOO

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My workplace is pretty chill

>Everyone is white. No one likes immigrants or refugees. No PC shit.
>One woman said she liked Hunting Hitler and Narcos, other one liked American Horror Story
>The dudes are are pretty cool, not capeshitters or imdb faggots. Two of them are redpilled but not in a obnoxious way.

>>84193076
If you think pulling in 30k a year gangbangin (plenty of money to withdraw a stack of hundreds -with a lot of ones inbetween) and spending 90% of that on value signalers like rims and chains is a life to be jealous of... I mean go for it dude. Do you, be free, get shot at 22.

>>84193533
>he directs films
I GO to films

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>co workers watch Hell's Kitchen

>coworker mentions the word "kino"

>work with many old women
>all love minions
Unironically what is the appeal?

>>84189203

>respond with pro trump arguments and comments
>get btfo by this one chads well thought out argument
>almost kill myself later that day

>>84184134
kek

>>84186068

Thats when you turn it into an invitation dummy

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>>84193831
>tfw night watchman as I essentially get paid to watch anime with nobody around for 8 hr

>>84184134
I can see it. We let machines do our thinking for us, now it's our socializing. People seem to be getting worse at communicating in person as a whole.

>>84191287
>dude sex lmao!

>>84196103
>classmates speaking spanish say blanco and you know theyre talking about you


RERERE FYDISR8ODJSPREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>84193330
TWD is literally for old people and kids. Young people (not kids but young people) watch GOT because of clever marketing and its edginess.

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>coworkers talk about anime

>>84201686
I have to hide my powerlevel because my boss thought I'm the only nonweeb.

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>>84201686
>hey anon, do you watch anime?
>"n-nah, not for me"
>start getting red and sweating profusely as i have to hold myself from going on a lengthy tirade about how much i hate anime

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>>84183486
>coworkers are talking about how good the twilight movies are

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>co-workers are all middle-aged women
>have to keep faking laughs and smiles around them

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>>84201846
do you get mad at the 4chan banners and mascots as well?

>>84184273
How does it feel being in the wrong here

the only coworkers i ever got along with were really old guys

>hang out with a couple of friends
>"Hey Anon, you like Berserk, right? They animated it and I heard it's pretty good"
>mfw

>>84201846
>"anime? what's that?"
>"oh yeah like dragonballz, cartoons were fun to watch as a kid haha"
>do a kamehameha at them every time you cross paths in the hallway
and this is how you act passive aggressively with your coworkers

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>>84190699
All the white co-workers I worked with would say the most absolute horrible stuff, their was literally nothing that would make them flinch, then one day a black dude gets hired. He was a race baiting faggot that was always going on about BLM type shit that no normal person cares about he put all the whites on edge, as soon as he was hired they all went out of their way to say nothing offensive.
He didn't last a week
>mfw he didn't last a week because me and and another Mexican co-worker didn't stand for his shit
>mfw we were even more offensive than normal
>mfw as soon as he left everyone went back to not giving a fuck what anyone said

>coworkers talking about partying and drinking
>continue to hide the fact that I'm a raging alcoholic

>>84193861
>I can't have what I want without taking risks or putting in some effort, so I don't want anything at all
Yupp, really does sound like you didn't move on from your teenage years. Of course life is not like a romantic comedy on it's own, you kind of need to take some action on your part to create the situations you want in your life. You probably have some kind of argumentative loophole to make your cynicism self-sustaining, but I can assure you that it's never as bad as you think it is. Most of the shit is in your head.