>time for plan B >what's plan B? >... RUN

>can you hack it?

EDIT: >im in

>Alright, what's plan B?
>That WAS plan B!

>>84181505
>there is no plan B!

>it's time for plan b
>what's plan b?
>it's this little pill I take to make sure I don't get pregnant from you
>wow, that's handy
>yeah it's like an abortion in a pill form! Now no more accidents
>thanks modern medicide!

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NIGERUNDAYO!

>I need 20 minutes
>You've got six million

>>84181842
>Six million? Sir, Don't you mean six GORILLION

>>84181505
>Computer savvy female model nerd hacks NSA in 5 minutes

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>what's plan B?
>it's plan A, in reverse!

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>crashes through fence

"What the hell are you doing?!"

"Improvising."

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>you have 10 minutes
>I need five

>>84182096
dogs biting their own legs is fucking hilarious to me

>>84181505
>and your other plan B

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>On your left!
>No, YOUR OTHER LEFT!

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>>84182217
>you have 10 minutes
>gimme 5
>high fives him

or
>characters running away
>ok what's plan b??
>this IS plan b!!!

>>84182765
Name fifty seven flicks where this happens

>>84181842
>>84181866
does /pol/ really find this shit funny?

>>84182867
L'uomo Nero e la Dama Bianca (1735)

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>tfw this thread
Thanks for the laugh bros

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>i like this kid, he's got balls

>>84181505
>and your OTHER plan

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>>84181505
>Character quickly types on computer. Lighting from computer screen reflected on his glasses.
>Got it

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>>84183511

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>>84182373
>We got bogies at 9 o'clock!
>Roger, what should I do until then?

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>>84181505
this is top tier /tv/ """"""humor""""""""

>>84184283
>I don't like it thefore its bad
Actual subhuman "logic"

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>We said Mike Meyers
>This is Mike Meyers
>No, the Halloween mask
>This is a Halloween mask
>No, the killer from Halloween
>...Jason?

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>and your other gun

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>your big boy
>for u

>>84184283
>"""""""word"""""""

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>>84181505
>i think we're being followed, look behind us
>NOT SO OBVIOUS

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>"You know this guy?!''
>"He's a ..... friend."

>>84184853
and your OTHER guy

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>you need to boot the computer to-
>speak english egghead!

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>>84182994

>I like balls / I like your balls / I like big balls

>>84181664
MEANWHILE MY LEGS ARE IN GREAT SHAPE

>>84184562
Name the one specific scene in the film Baby Driver where this happens

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>"Hands off the girl, she's mine!"
>Smashes milkshake

>"we're surrounded by the most dangerous creatures on Earth"
>"humans"

>>84185568
>"we're surrounded by the most dangerous creatures on earth"
>"NIGGERS"

>>84185602
Jesus Raimi what the fuck.

>>84184562

BRAVO! BRAVISSIMO EDGAR! HOW FUCKING LONG WERE YOU SITTING ON THAT ONE?! HAVE TO MAKE SURE NONE OF THE OTHER HACKS STEAL THAT GEM, AM I RIGHT?!

>>84181581
>she doesn't want to get impregnated
cucked

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>Uh, sir?...You might wanna see this.

>>84185859
>are those numb... HOLY SHIT

>villains kills protagonist
>and your other actor

>>84184935
>>84182997
lol