shes the perfect wife

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vko9a7WiVs4

It's time to wake up Stan
It's time to stand up and be a man
Be the husband that you told her you were gonna be, forever
But I can't see what's wrong with you
You got a wife, a hot one too
But if you keep on looking you won't end up together
Oh, my God, is she not hot enough for you dad?
(I can't believe that you can't see)
Those lips, hips and face
Body's all over the place, oh yeah
Damn, that's my mama
Mmm, damn, if that wasn't my mama
And Stan you know it's not fair
Why you looking at some other hoe?
When she's got the milky breasts and silky hair
Helen Keller open your eyes, you got the perfect wife
The time inside her were the best damn nine months of my life
Is she not hot enough for you dad?
Ohh, oh my God, oh my God
Now I'm thinking maybe she's just too hot for someone as blind as you

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>>84180786
>former slut. A huge one
>cuckolded Stan
>drunk

>perfect

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>>84180786
>Yay I don't have to get a job!

where can i find a woman like this?

>>84180786
What the FUCK is up with the schedule for this show. It's on for two weeks then gone for one. Then back for one and gone for two.

>>84181185
literally every woman that ever existed. Only reason women work any jobs now is that they get endless paid leave and concessions.

SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS!
SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS!
SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS!SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS!
SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS!SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS!SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS!SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS!SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS!
SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS!

>>84180786
Francine is hotter but Lois is perfect wife

>>84180936
>not marrying a slut who will do anything you ask her too
>including indulging in your cuckold fetish
>not wanting to come home to a drunk mess who will feed you dinner and let you fuck her senselsss

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>>84181343
>Lois
>better than Francine

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>>84180786
>you're fun and interesting
>I am?!
>want to go out sometime?
>Um, sure! I'm Steve, what's your name?
>whatever you want it to be.
>Franci- hold on

marge is better than both lois and this one because atleast she doesn't cheat on homer

>>84180844
kek so he wants to fuck his mom

>>84181460
except with women

>>84180786
She's a cartoon, OP.

>>84181577
it just shows how shit women are these days

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>>84181608
>tfw is true

>>84180936
when did she cuck stan?

>>84180786
>obnoxious
>perfect
fuck off, virgin

Want a happy life?

Stay far away from white women.

You can fuck em, use them as jizz rags. Just never marry one.

If you want a happy life, marry yourself a nice little Asian or Latnia wifey.

>>84180936
When has she cucked Stan

>>84182208
>>84182535
He means The Kidney Stays in the Picture, and he's wrong. We don't know for sure she isn't his.

>>84180936
This

Only virgins are wife material, dont fall for jewish lies

essential American Dad episodes?

>>84182747
In the Country ... Club

>>84182665
She cheated on him the night before the wedding, you don't have to have a kid to be a cuckold

>>84180786
It's just so Stan doesn't beat her again.

>>84182747
The one when Jeff gets sent to space.

>>84180786
Damn near.

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>>84180786
Except she's a roastie with a used up hole.

>>84180936
Wasn't there an episode where Stan cucks her?

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The lack of Francine fan art in this thread and the internet in general is criminal

>>84183066
Why is fan art/rule 34 so unnerving?

>>84182890
But the guy never stole her from Stan. There was no emotional attachment, just drunken sex with a random guy.

>>84180936
seth macfarlane stands for slut acceptance.
I watched that million ways to die in the west film the other day. At one point they said "a girl has to get a few assholes out of her system to know what a good guy is" or something along those lines. Yes dumb beta, settle with girls after they ridden the cock carousel.

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>>84180786
Actual perfect wife coming through

>>84183066
>Francine
>not Franny
clearly not a real fan

>>84183115
>i want a girl without the experience to realize how bad at sex i am

>>84183192
I'd rather tell the entire town that i'm a virgin than fuck a bitch who had more than 1-2 partners.Also no niggers.

>>84183192
Sluts can be bad at sex too reddit.

>>84183110
I'm getting from this post, that you like BLACKED porn.

>>84183293
so go tell em

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Who wore it better?

>>84183427
what?

>>84182284
T.jew

>>84183465
Lois in that dress she wore in that Diane Simmons kills a jew and other people episode
>dat sideboob

Stan>Peter
Francine>Lois
Hayley>Meg
Steve>Chris
Roger and Klaus>Stewie and Brian

This is literally irrefutable

>>84183550
Agreed on all except Steve>Chris and Roger/Klaus> Stewie and Brian

>>84183550
Everyone has their moments. Even Meg. Chris is total shit tho.
>yfw you realize MacFarlane was half serious when he was shitting on Green as Stewie on those Star Wars episode.
Chris literally adds nothing to the show at best.

>>84180936
This

>>84182284
Asians WILL cheat on you, and they're smart enough to get away with it. Latinas will either cut your dick off or leave you for another man while pulling child support.

>>84183524
Only a fellow patrician could remember such a specific thing.

>>84183639
You can at least make an argument for Stewie and Brian but there is literally zero upside to Chris.

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>>84183166

>>84183550
>Roger and Klaus>Stewie and Brian
What's interesting is that Roger and Klaus is Stewie distributed among two persons. I don't think Brian has a counterpart in AD, and that I think him being a """voice of reason""" while being a transparent hypocrite was evenly distributed among the main characters of AD.
What made FG shit most of the time was the characters were more of caricatures than actual believable characters. What AD had was a distribution of the characteristics of the main characters of FG among different persons which made AD characters more believable and relatable.

>>84183640
>>84183719
He has his moments. His few moments.

He represents that stinky, half retarded manchild who wore sweatpants to school every day.

But yeah he's pretty shit overall. Steve is infinitely better.

>>84183771
Haley is the closest counter part to Brian. And although Stan hates her liberal jewiness, it's not the whole family. I'd say there is no true version of Meg in AD

>>84180786
she's pretty high-maintenance

>>84183771
Jeff is Brian without the pretentious intellectual dishonesty

>>84183022
She tore from her V to her A

Aka a peritinial tear

>>84183826
>I'd say there is no true version of Meg in AD
Klaus
>Haley is the closest counter part to Brian.
>hypocritical liberal horndogs
Yes

>>84183826
Klaus basically inherited the funniest parts of Meg which was just getting abused and shit on all the time.

>>84183880
True.
>>84183894
Klaus was basically Meg plus a bit of Stewie

>>84183659
so I need to get myself a black wife then? Or a Jewish one? You're not suggesting native are you?

Hotness: Francine > Marge > Lois > Linda
Funniness: Linda > Francine > Marge > Lois

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>>84182747
The one and only very best.

>>84180786
She is perfect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_pj6UEvtXU

>>84182931
https://youtu.be/4B6E0mijV5A

>>84183889
Klaus is a german athelete hes no way a social loser like Meg, as soon as he got a body he almost came close to fucking Francine.

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Favorite quotes?


>Roger: My name is Braff Zacklin. I was an international race car driver. One day, a baby carriage rolled out onto the track so I swerved into the retaining wall to avoid it. The car burst into flames, but the baby miraculously survived ... I was that baby.
>Steve: That doesn't make any sense.
>Roger: I'M BRAFF ZACKLIN!!!

>>84183931
I'm suggesting a white girl with strong christian/Catholic values and a good relationship with her father. Not hard to find outside most major US cities.

>>84183994
There was an episode where Meg was hot. More often than not, they are treated the same.

>>84183994
He's Meg in that he's the punching bag and willingly accepts it in the hopes of eventually getting accepted.

>>84182284
you might be correct with gooks but Latina blood is too wild. It'll take decades fro them to be ready to settle down and even then you have to keep an eye out for Juan 24/7

>>84184016
>white girl
Find a mormon all white women who are not mormon rae lying whore pieces of shit that use your money and fuck black guys/ white guys with huge dongs when you arent looking.

White women dont understand the concept of a relationship they see it as LOL FUN FUN FUN not commitment and not sucking cock from another dude every minute.

I would say find a muslim wife honestly.

>>84183961
holy shit
is that supposed to be funny?

>>84182284
American asians are just as subhuman as white women, find one from Japan or China who lived there their whole life.

I really don't understand how anyone could hate family guy but like this show, they are both LOLSORANDUMB-tier.

>>84184092
In my experience, all young morman girls were huge whores that have recently turned to religion, only a matter of time till they return to their ways.

/pol/ and/or /r9k/ virgins pls leave so we might discuss kino

>>84182747
Lincoln Lover

>>84184153
There was a time when Family Guy was good.

>>84184160
>sethshit
>kino

>>84184124
And whatever you do DO NOT bring them here, expat and assimilate into their culture. Within a few years they'll become Americanized, and you're left with the real danger of them taking your kids with them back to their country.

>>84184114
Her bad attempt at being a "Bro" with Stan is what's funny.

>>84184016
I live in the Netherlands, only 12% of the country is catholic and only 1,2% of our population is catholic who goes to church at least twice a month. And that's not even taking into account age, it's probably 99% old people in that category.

>>84184092
we have literally 0% mormons here

>>84184114
Context helps. It's meant to be awkward and that makes it funny.

>>84184005
>Are you really going to kill 5 people over $20?!
>Are you really asking that to the guy who, just last week, killed 6 people over $19?

>>84184176
I know, but if you hate Modern Family Guy how can you like Modern American Dad? They are essentially the same show with the same style of humor, the only difference is that Family Guy is a bit edgier and it has stupid cutaways.

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>>84184178
>God is real REEEEEEEEEE

>>84184153
>they are both LOLSORANDUMB-tier.
nay

AD season 1 when seth had his thumb in it , yes
everything after , not really

>>84184178
>to dumb too appreciate sethkino
Out

>>84184216
I don't think anyone continued watching AD after it moved to TBS.

>>84184160
White women are fucking garbage even niggers cant stand them and they take anything.

Boy you jews really did a number on us you got me hating the females in my own race.

>>84184217
What?

>>84184217
dat smug dillon harper face

>>84184221
Uh yes, Roger is the epitome of LOLSORANDUMB.

>>84184192
Doesn't have to be strictly religous. Surely there must be some kind of social activity shared by families, that promotes community. A sports league or something. Find woman that attend things like this often.

>>84184246
you hate females because of constant rejection from them, which stemmed from the simple fact that you are undesirable. Despite your undesirability being things that you can correct, you instead blame the jews, which leads you to a spiral of hating everything, which in turn makes you more undesirable.
Now get out.

>>84182708
Hello virgin

>>84184275
You probably saw some of the early episodes then

>>84184275
Even if you take the very good excuse of him being an immature (in alien years) alien unaccustomed to earth shit, his antics always have some sort of logical grounding.

>>84181269
Lmao that's absurd I bet you're unemployed

>SImpsons

Shit for 20 years now

>Futurama

Cancled and also went to shit

>Family Guy

Shit since season 2

>American Dad

Recently turned to shit

Will we ever see any good animation kino ever again?

>>84184296
Weird, this post doesn't have a downvote button...

>>84184357
>told to get out
>outs himself as a newfag by his use of ellipses
Here's a tip before you go: to better blend in, do not use exclamation points (use all caps instead) and do not uses ellipses (...)

>>84184296
No I hate white females because they are disgusting wild animals that ruin our society.

Its you stupid women that have destroyed the sanctity of romance and reduced us back to the mesolithic era in terms of sexual interaction where OOGA BOOGA ME BIG STRONG VIOLENT MAN FUCK YOU NEVER RAISE YOUR BABY YOU GOOD BBY YH YOU GOOD.

See your reflex was on sex because thats what you are a stupid wild animal that tricked men into thinking you were anything like them mentally.

Its just a game to your kind nothing is ever serious with you cunts your fucking human cancer honestly.

>>84184357
>>84184383
when /tv/ does this, it's really stupid

Best Steve song kino incoming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wltTIJiIBiw

>>84184383
I can use them if I want...

>>84184326
nah, Roger can pull a bundle of dynamite out of his ass like Bugs Bunny. But it works because he's an alien

>>84184391
take your medicine, or as you would call it, the jew in pill-form

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>>84184016
>I'm suggesting a white girl with strong christian/Catholic values and a good relationship with her father.

>>84184419
I mean if you don't have a comic relief what do you got
Roger aside, most of the stuff pre-tbs was grand

>>84184420
I would like to thank jews for showing us how you really are white female, sure their intention was to get you more dominance in white countries but at least it showed us our ancestors were right about you subhumans

You cause problems everywhere white female.

In work places

In schools

In clubs

In parties

Your like the niggers of gender..

>>84184391
>projecting your personal failures and insecurities this hard

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>white women

They age like milk. Marry an eastern Asian woman, who still look fine well into their 40's.

>>84184474
Fuck off its always like this with your kind.

LALALALA NOTHING EVER MY FAULT LALALALALALALAA ME WOMAN CAN DO NO WRONG LALALALALA VIRGIN ALLALALAL BITTER LOSER LALALALALA

Sweet Jesus.

i dont get why everybody shits on the tbs seasons. the first one kinda sucked but the recent ones are fine.

Why is there no quality R34 of Francine? There a few quality animated R34 of Lois but like one for Franny

>>84184516
premature judgement most likely

and/or futurama-memories

Steve> Stan >Francine >Roger >Jeff >Klaus >Hayley
The best sider character is principal Louis
>Because blood magic is dud magic

>>84184583
>jeff not being at the bottom
>roger not being at the top

>>84183813
>who wore sweatpants to school every day
Uh oh that was me

>>84182747
Joint Custody. There are other essential American DadKino, but that episode takes the cake.

>>84184610
>implying Steve episodes aren't the best
They are especially good if they involve his friends
>seriously implying Jeff isn't miles better than Hayley

>>84182890
stan straight up cheated on her while they were married. Francine hadn't done that

>>84184005
>Hayley: "Jeff's mom walked out on him before he was born!"
>Stan: "How... How could she do that?"

>>84184005
Roger in drag "give me amber waves of grain and we'll see how purple I can make your mountains majesty"
Guy: "what?"
Roger: "it's from a song"

>>84182890
Ever watch an 80s movie? One last fling before the wedding was a common thing.

>>84184583
Despite being a bit too random, Principal Louis is easily the best tv side character.

>>84184005
>"You see that episode of Seinfeld, Thursday night, 12 years ago?"

Every fucking time jej

>>84182284
>Asian
>Latina
into the trash (You) go

>>84184354
reddit and memey

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>>84184354
>Will we ever see any good animation kino ever again?
We just did.

>>84184967
go away tumblr

>>84180786
pit whore

>>84184997
tumblr hated it dummy

>>84184092
Mormons are sluts too and are also batshit insane.

>>84184506
thats BE CAUSE the chiiiiiineeeesse look ol-der

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It's Clip Clop!

>>84184997
tumblr hates it because Ashi got fucking erased from existence

Oh by the way spoilers :^)

>>84185197
NAYYYY

>>84184583
Close
Steve>Stan>Roger>Francine>>>Hayley>Klaus>>>Jeff

>>84184744
they were divorced when Stan fucked that ultra competitive chick

>>84185307
Roger is an overrated meme character who can fluctuate wildly in quality. He's only really top tier when with Steve.

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Ricky Spanishhhh

>>84185355
Sure he's overrated but I've only placed him third, and if it weren't for his chemistry with Steve he'd be lower

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>>84181539
LOL

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Stelio!

>>84180844
why seth mcmeme loves to put edgy oediphus shit everywhere

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Mr & Lady!

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>>84185514
What are you talking about?

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>>84182883
>it ain't me starts playing

>>84185449
the StevexLois set was GOAT

>>84183994
>Klaus is a german athelete hes no way a social loser like Meg
lol maybe at some point prior to AD, in AD he's a fish and he has no friends

>>84183940
>Linda
>Funny
DELET

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>>84182883
>Ohhhh say can you seee.......by the dawns early light, girl i'm gonna rock you to freedom town tonight

>Thats my....neighbors son.

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>You like staring at those long gams Mr. Soprano?

>>84184005
>No, Debbie, this is MY breakfast

>>84186111
My steam name has been stinkfinger since that episode aired.

>>84185197
>>84185222
Every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuwm7_59j8I

>>84186111
>i'm pulling out son, im sorry i hurt you

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This was kino, right?

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>>84184766
It took me an embarssingly long time to figure out this joke

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>>84184005
>Steve: Snot just ran off with my daughter!
>Stan: Your daughter!?
>Steve: I mean... my water! The majority of our body is made out of water.
>Stan: He's right... We're water. I'm a man made out of water. I'M A WATER MAN! Do you know what this means? Don't just sit there and stare at me you sack of water, say something! We're water!

>>84186489
A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES, FOR THE BLIND WOULD BE AWFUL MAJESTIC

>>84185184
Stop talking shit.

>>84181343
>nasally, overbearing, ungrateful, narcissistic jew
>better than caring, loving, family oriented aryan fuck-machine

>>84182747
Merlot Down Dirty Shame

>>84184005
>Roger's a dirty cop, he's been on the force for 3 hours

>Is Chaz going to be ok?

>>84185501
STELIO KONTOS!

>>84180936
> drunk busty wife
> passionate messy sex with bottles of wine
> not perfect

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>>84182747
pic related and the one with the tractor and cabbages

>>84184005
>"...you hustlin' me boy?"

>>84184005
>Stan: Look at her, Steve. That is the most tasty, low-fat 9/11 memorial ever.
Why are you laughing?
>Steve: Because your plebeian rodent brain fell prey to the carnivorous hawk that is my mind.

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>>84188344
THOSE KIDS SCREEEWED ME!!!

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>>84187925
>Is chaz gonna be ok?

>What?......no.....

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>>84184506
>Skeletal Then
>THICC Now
hmmmm really stimulates my brain clit

>>84184067
isn't it sancho with spics?

>>84183959
I'll always love how AD Christmas episodes are always so nontraditional

>>84185355
While I disagree with your first point, I do agree Roger and Steve episodes are god tier.