>For the first time, restored and exclusive to this release, Disney is proud to present...
>PERRO
>CACA
[Maltin draws his lips back into a tense, quivering rictus. He begins to stamp his feet rhythmically.]
>GOT THE COGNAC
>GOT THE WARFARE
>NNNG!
>IT'S TOO FUNKY!
>PERRO... PE-PE-PERRO
>PERROCACA!
>PERRO... PE-PE-PERRO
>PERROCACA!
[Maltin stops and his face collapses briefly into an inconsolable expression. Then he smirks.
>UB IWERKS-
[Abrupt cut to a photograph of a shitting dog.]