/got/ general

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how should their reunion happen?

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>>84175770
>general started by a phoneposter
REEEEEEEEE

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>you will never be a dothraki shitskin and gangrape a pretty noble lady with your bloodriders bros

FUCK

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First for Stannis the Mannis

did illirio support viserys because he knew viserys would fuck up and make westeros easier for fake-targ to invade?

6th for theon gets his cock back this season

>>84176029
Pretty much

He wanted the dothrakis to invade & weaken Westeros to allow Aegon, a true westerosi to return and defeat the invaders

>>84175847
why not just rape some rich girl today?

>>84175770
Reminder that Bran pedos should be killed

>>84176058
we have laws against that i think

>>84176072
I'm pretty sure >gangraping a pretty noble lady
would be frowned upon in westeros also

>>84176130
no that's just the dothraki culture :^)

who's got a link to a pdf of a clash of kings

I found this one but the spacing is shitty
http://www.westeros.ir/wp-content/uploads/downloads/2012/10/2-A-Clash-of-Kings1.pdf

>>84175847
>tfw the cosplayer is hotter than the original actress

>>84176175
there are all books on TPB

>>84176211
>americans

>>84176029
The came up on the mean streets of Pentos together. There is every indication they are partners in crime and literally were partners in crime as youths.

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Season 7 finale

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Why does no one wear hats?

>>84176175
Yeah I got all the books off TPB and if you want a legit way to read them the overdrive app lets you rent digital copies books from your local libraries. All you need is a Library card.

I won't give that fat fuck a dime until he finishes a the series.

>>84176323
they have plot armor

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Im still triggered by the banner

>>84176175
>>84176344
buy a non back-lit ereader
best purchase of my life, battery lasts for like 2 weeks and it doesn't cause eye strain

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>>84175843
But I'm at work anon and /got/ is great for taking breaks. Phone posting and /got/ keep me going

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What events will go down the hall of memes this new season?
I won't be surprised if Jaime is burned alive by Drogon.

>>84176412
what's you're job faggot?

>>84176249
You have confused Viserys with Varys

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trailer reaction picc

>>84176439
I'm a teacher but I am painting classrooms to make some money over the summer.

>>84176313
We all know it going to end with Bran being able to control and manipulate things in the past, eventually finding out that it's all a lucid dream and he wakes up after being in a coma from falling off the broken tower.

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me on the left!

>>84176443
i dont thin he has
he just brought up varys because he's in kahootz with illyrio

Aegon and Stannis are both dead and if you don't agree you are on the wrong board

>>>/lit/

>>84176488
Why?

>>84176473
cewl. tell us moar. which subject(s) do you teach?

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So was he putting on an ebin ruse in the Kingsmoot scene to win the Ironborn over? Will he actually turn out to be the absolute madman he is in the books?

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>>84176671
EURON KING!

>>84176671
seems to much like a dumb brute than the edgy charismatic guy he's supposed to be.

maybe they blended him with vic?

The Dorne plot would have been 100% better if Doran executed the sand snakes at the end of season 5.

>>84176671
He's Ramsay 2.0 according to the producers, so he'll basically be an evil cartoon villain

at least he'll kill Asha and the sand snakes though

>>84176724
He seemed like a pretty big edgelord in the bridge scene, but then he completely changes character in the Kingsmoot. I get the feeling there's something fucky going on with him. Then again I said the same thing when Arya got shanked last season and look what happened there.

>>84176470
who would rape Sansa?

>>84176609
In a social studies teacher.
I teach US History and Honors to freshman and World history to middle schoolers.
Yes it's that small of a school that grades 7-8 combined with the high school.

>>84176781
Zombie Mountain while Cersei watches

>>84176811
next

Reminder that Jaime is a rapist

>>84176385
i'm surprised

by this point nothing in the show makes me feel anything

Does anyone have that webm from S5E9 of the giga nigga Harpy running into the fighting pit? This is important.

>>84176966
kek I thought I was the only one to take notice of that massive fucker

Which character did D&D fuck up the most?

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>>84176771
>Then again I said the same thing when Arya got shanked last season and look what happened there.
it was just a scratch m8
*parkours away*

>>84177037
euron
or yara (purely because she's supposed to be hot)

>>84177037
Doran, Stannis, Euron,

>>84177037
they swapped jamie's riverlands arc for sand sneks

>>84176385
Can't wait for Davos's last words.
>I've spent years serving a monster. Wasted them. He got my son killed. He murdered my daughter. I didn't sire the girl, but I was more of a father to her than he ever was. Would that I've let him die in Storm's End. But, I am glad that in my last years I got to serve a true king. King who understands justice, duty, a king who cares. I never believed in the gods, but I hope that serving you, Your Grace, bought me some redemption.
>>It has lord Davos. It has.

Good morning /got/!

>Sansan is OTP

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>>84177172

does R'hllor hunger?

>>84177316
Always.

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>>84177316

>>84177449
I miss those days

>>84177245
you have 3 seconds to explain why

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Excuse me David and Dan, sorry to be a bother. I just received my scripts through for season five and there seems to be some mistake.

I'm dead in episode four and only appear in episode five laying on a slab. I'm very confused as I've read the books and Ser Barristan is still alive. He delivers a great speech before the siege of Meereen that I'm looking forward to doing.

Please let me know when the corrected scripts will be coming through, thanks!

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>>84177547
Hey friend, David and Dan here. Do we know you?

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>>84177652
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>84177697
is he still butthurt?

Why is Tywin so fixated on cucking Tyrion?

>>84177852
because Tyrion isn't his son.

>>84177915
retarded theory. so retarded that D&D will make it real

>>84177933
so you think tywin, one of the smartest man in the 7 kingdoms hated his own son, just because of his physical appearance?

>>84177933
not just retarded, but thematically shit as well
>>84177958
tywin is extremely proud and vain
tyrion is a walking joke to his house and "killed" his wife
also was a really shitty hand

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>>84175770
DELET THIS

>>84177172
davos is beyond cucked tbqh, fucking traitor

>smallfolk
not even once

So it vaugely looks like the Hound is somewhere in the south this season with a Lannister guard behind him. Can..... Can we GET HYPE finally?

>>84177958
Not just for his deformity and how his birth resulted in tywins wifes death, but also his reputation of whoring and generally being a lust filled spiteful little creature.

>>84177975
>tywin is extremely proud and vain
that's why he's pretending that tyrion is his son. he couldn't take it if people knew that his wife cheated on him
>tyrion is a walking joke to his house and "killed" his wife
tywin isn't retard. he knows babies don't kill their mothers with intent
>also was a really shitty hand
no, he was great. and tywin knew it.

>>84177449
>And who are you..?

>>84178039
>.. the proud lord said

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The knights of the Vale are on their way to fuck your shit up.

Post your champion.

>>84177449
>>84178039
I miss the copypastas with Stannis making people pay the Iron Price.

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>>84178090

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>>84178114
>the Wildlings are at camp, showering Jon with gifts and the songs of their people
>Jon smiles, enjoying this valuable cultural experience
>a cry is heard in the distance
>suddenly, the camera pans to the thundering stampede of a thousand men on horses
>we see Stannis driving the men to fight by cracking a flaming whip
>"FORM RANKS, YOU DOGS"
>in the distance, Wildling women and children are burning, the soundtrack a high screaming wail
>"TAKE THE WOMEN FOR OUR THRALLS," Stannis shouts, "FEED THE BABES TO THE FIRES"
>"Yes," cries Davos, "R'hllor hungers!"
>Jon looks on, his face grief-stricken
>"Seven save us," Jon whispers, "he's even making the women and children pay the Iron price!"
>after defeating the Wildlings, Stannis meets Jon on top of the Wall
>"You're the oathbreaking bastard that killed the Halfhand and copulated with a savage Wildling. You're just like your retarded brother and useless father, a traitor and an oathbreaker. Give me one reason why I shouldn't behead you."
>"I'm the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch!" Jon pleas
>"Davos come here," Stannis beckons
>Davos asks "Your grace?"
>Stannis pushes Davos off the Wall.
>"Melisandre, quickly, get my guards. Lord Snow killed my Onion Knight."
>and who
>are you
>Written for television by David Benioff and D.B. Weiss

>>84178032
>that's why he's pretending that tyrion is his son. he couldn't take it if people knew that his wife cheated on him
or, you know, that's why he hates that he has a whoremongering meme dwarf son
>tywin isn't retard. he knows babies don't kill their mothers with intent
doesn't mean he can't get mad that he lost his wife and it got replaced with a deformed shit
>no, he was great. and tywin knew it.
he spent the entire time whoring and in-fighting with cersei

also tyrion being a secret targ is a garbage plot point that takes away from the pottery of tyrion being the child most like his father
>"Jaime," she said, tugging on his ear, "sweetling, I have known you since you were a babe at Joanna's breast. You smile like Gerion and fight like Tyg, and there's some of Kevan in you, else you would not wear that cloak . . . but Tyrion is Tywin's son, not you.

>haha but it would be hella fr*ckin epic if he rode a dragon with his secret targ blood!!!!

>We're supposed to believe that Daenerys had enough supplies for 100k dothrakis + their horses, her 8k unsullied, her mercenaries + camp followers to cross literally half the fucking world

lol

>>84178178
>"Yes," cries Davos, "R'hllor hungers!"
never fails to crack me up

>>84178246
>haha but it would be hella fr*ckin epic if he rode a dragon with his secret targ blood!!!!
just because he's targaryen doesn't mean he'll ride a dragon. jaime and cersei are targaryens too btw.

>>84178298
>evry1 is targ!!!!
fuck off faggot
although I'll grant you that jaime and cersei being targs is at least a bit more tolerable than tyrion

>>84178032
>he knows babies don't kill their mothers with intent
Doesn't change what happened. He will always be reminded of his wifes death because of his dwarf son.

They would never get along either way though; Tyrion would always try hard to please, and Tywin would always try to not be angry with him, but people hate having to try so hard and always end up upset because they do.

>>84178252
They went through Varys portal, duh.

>>84178017
>Can we GET HYPE finally?

Absolutely, just be sure to do it at reddit

>>84175770
stannis the faggis

>>84176474
I wouldn't mind this ending

>>84176966
Made me look. This guy?

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>>84178801

>>84176831
and thats why we love him

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It's happening this season, /got/

also: post your mains

>>84176056
>Valyrian
>True Westerosi
...

>>84179091
he's a common peasant

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>>84176474
bran is macumber

>>84175770
Hey you homoerotic niggers, I stopped watching Game of Thrones after season 4 I think, should I watch it again? Are the new seasons worth it or are they bad.

Cheers.

>>84179390
yes. you can skip first 7 episodes of season 5

>>84179390
nah it's not worth continuing. it went to shit after season 4

>>84179390
No.

>>84179337
macumber is the earth. they live on the inside. just watch the game of thrones intro cinematic videos for each season. it's clearly inside of a sphere.

>>84179524
the sphere that is brans eye

GYMS ARE LIVE!!!

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>>84178178
>Lord Snow killed my Onion Knight

You can set a dothraki horde on only one female character, who do you choose?

>>84179816
meera

>>84179816
your mom

>>84179816
The Queen of Love and Beauty needs a good a good DOTHRAKIEDing.

>/tv/says game of thrones went to shit
>winning a shit ton of awards
>universal praise from reviews
>great ratings

Btfo

>>84179884
,heh,

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>>84179837
DELET THIS

>>84179947
who?

>>84179064
Kevan and Pycelle are already dead retard

>>84179962
yep, season 5 and season 6 are clearly better than the first 4 seasons of the show

lol

>>84179962
>caring about fucking emmys
>caring about paid reviewers
>caring about ratings when there's shows like walking dead on air

anon..

>>84180005
Lyanna Stark

>>84180132
she's dead already

>>84179816
me

>>84176940
So don't watch it anymore and don't try to ruin the fun of those who still like it by complaining endlessly about how much you no longer like a show that you keep watching insistently

>>84179962
good post

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>>84180023
This is about Varys killing someone with a crossbow. It doesn't matter who, anon.

He could kill Littlefinger.

And they've re-assigned murders on this show. Arya killed Walder Frey.

>>84180418
So don't reply to it anymore and don't try to ruin the fun of those who still like posting here by complaining endlessly about how much you no longer like posts that you keep reading and replying to insistently.

IM SHAE DA FUNNEH HOR

>>84163325 #
you know you are on the "tv" board for "Game of Thrones", the HBO TV show?

You dumb overly-dedicated faggot with no life. Get used to us guys who enjoy watching episodes of Game of Thrones, love Quentin Tarantino and Martin McDonagh, and actually have sex and are loved by pretty women while pursuing careers.

All the while, you are either a virgin or angry loser who complain that people love the show while you are so informed and deep because you love the book. You just KNOW its better and everyone else is just faking its.

>>84180482
>Varys smoking
deserved getting cut root and stem desu

>>84180482
Arya kills Littlefinger

Did you even read the leaks?

>>84176488
Rhaegar noice

>>84180525
upvoted

who has the best tits in got?

bad pusy?

>>84180508
I prefer her over Lyanna Memeont or any of the sand sneks

>>84180508
NOT SO FUNNY NOW WHORE

Why is Euron so generic looking in this show?

>>84180604
Varys.

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>>84180604
>who has the best tits in got?
F

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*blocks your path*

>>84180604
Melly

>>84180553
No. This is my first time on the internet in a year, anon.

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>>84178324
Not him, but I don't know why people mind the "Lannister twins = secret Targaryens" theory. Very much like Tyrion being the only true son of Tywin, and yet being the one he despises the most, them being Targaryens is imbued with pottery since it means the Targaryens were never removed from the Iron throne.

See Aerys was deposed... so Cersei and her spawn, other Targaryens could seat it. To me at least, it's pretty hilarious.
So I don't mind believing Jaime and Cersei are Tararyens. Thematically, it's also what would suit the story: Tyrion murders his own father, like Jaime murdered his by kingslaying.

>>84180653
Dead whores are my fetish. Could really relate to Joff then.

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>>84180682
Bend the knee!

Would LSH have risen if the dragons weren't born?

>>84180711
"No"

>>84180641
They should've just cut Euron entirely.

>>84180813
but she's the queen

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So what are the chances we get a Rhaegar flashback in the next season?

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>>84180651
>>84180604
>best tits
>Varys

it's true

>>84180843
I kinda feel that way. He's a cool character in the books, but in the show he gets lost among the other raggy bearded ironborn

>>84179816
Some Dothraki girl since I don't believe in mixing races, ethnicities or cultures. I explain it pretty well on my album "Destination: Segregation"

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Azor ahai here

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Name a cuter plot device

You literally can't

>>84180914
How do you feel about Dany bringing her hoard to cuck the seven kingdoms?

>>84180951
Young Bran.

>>84176175
Buy an actual book with pages. Support local bookstores.

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>>84180711
fit only as a salt wife

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>>84180687
Welcome back ryan

>>84180944
will the real azor ahai please stand up

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>>84181018
but she's already married to the KING

>>84181020
It's Brandon now, shitlord

>>84181012
>>84181012
Young bran wasn't a plot device

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>>84181080
She'll be wed to King Euron's Big Cock soon enough

All hail king of salt and rock and strokefu!

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>>84181038
He cant

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>>84181144
>implying they wouldn't claim her asap

>>84180549
I wonder what the actor that plays Varys smells like. I bet it's nice.

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>>84181038
sure

Is it just me or does GRRM have a huge hard-on for the Ironborn?

I'm reading A World of Ice and Fire and the Iron Islands get more page time than any other single region.

>>84180985
Not good. Not good at all.

>>84181198
The Bloodstone Emperor was a the legendary ninth and last ruler of the mythic Great Empire of the Dawn. He was the son of the Opal Emperor and the younger brother of the Amethyst Empress, who succeeded their father. Envious, he slew his sister and proclaimed himself the Bloodstone Emperor.

His was a reign of terror. The Bloodstone Emperor not only practiced torture, but also dark arts, such as necromancy. He enslaved his own people, took a tiger-woman for wife, feasted on human flesh and cast down the true gods of Yi Ti, to worship a black stone that fell from the sky. The Blood Betrayal, as his usurpation is known is the annals of the Further East, ushered in the Long Night, in which the Maiden-Made-of-Light turned her back upon the world and the Lion of Night came forth in all his power to punish the wickedness of man.

He's believed by some scholars to have been the first High Priest of the sinister Church of Starry Wisdom.

Azor Ahai caused the long night and wasn't a good dude at all

>>84180874
I'l like a flashback of the Tourney at Harrenhall, showing Rheagar plotting to overthrow his father and maybe seeing how superstitious he was about that pther prophecy.

>>84181279
*other

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n-nani?!

Hey fa/tv/irgins. Raising a high rez shot of when prince Doran dies and the camera pulls back to show the sand snake woman from behind. Is right after she days weak men will never rule dorne again. HBO go has the shitty resolution. Ty

>>84181080
>tries to marry king fag, then r'hllor has Melisandre assassinate him
>tries to marry king Joff, then r'hllor has the Queen of Thorns poison him
>tries to marry king boy, then r'hllor has the Queen Regnant kill her and he thus kills himself
God sure cucked Marg good.

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>>84179462
Yeah i thought the same too. Oh well, It made me turn to the books which i enjoyed a lot more. Alt X Shift use to say a few stuff from the books to help out his episode breakdowns or character episodes. I enjoyed them a lot

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>>84181350
This just makes me think of my ironborn run where I married Asha off to Edmure Tully.

Kraken and Fish babies.

>>84181144
best crown

>>84181369
Just finish season 4,5,6. It has never been as bad as these faggots sperg about. 6 is the weakest but has a few good scenes and the Battle of the Bastards (while sometimes not making much sense) is fantasy war Kino to be honest with you.

>>84181127
He causes the the Stark/Lannister rift by getting pushed off the Winterfell tower.

>>84181438
I'd disagree to an extent. While the show isn't THAT bad, season 5 pretty much was. It was all-around the weakest.

>>84181441
westeros doesn't have porn so a kids got to do what a kids got to do

>>84181466
I guess, I don't remember much from that season. So I guess that proves your point.

>>84181438
you really have to be a complete dipshit to like battle of the bastards

20 foot high pile of bodies. lmao.

>>84181438
6 > 4 > 5 tbqh

I lost total interested after season 5. After it I lost any kind of hype I used to have. I forgot season 6 premier until that morning and I wasnt expecting much. But season 6 is pretty good, except for Dany and Arya everything else is pretty amazing. Im hype again

>>84181502
>hey I like this
>"WHAT A COMPLETE DIPSHIT HUR DURRR!"
look cunt, I already suspend belief and accept that there are giants running around, so bodies piling up in a medieval battle (which did happen) doesn't rustle my autism too much. I'd like you to name a better cheoreographed full on battle sequence of the last few years, since it's quite possible that this was the most complex one for a television show in a while. It honestly was the best part of the season. Sorry you can't enjoy things. Would you prefer 50 minutes of describing types of pies?

>>84181502
You see the High Ground Effect causes lads in battle to constantly try to seek higher ground to have the edge in battle. This causes piles of bodies to become mountains of bodies.

The actors, production, scores of this show are great.

The scripts, writing is fanfiction tier though.

>>84181584
no, bodies did not pile up like that in medieval battles you ignorant fuck. this battle was so bad that it makes the hobbit battles look like masterpieces. the best part of the season was ep 10, the rest of the season was mostly trash.

>>84181441
>any time a character does anything that has an effect on the plot it makes them a plot device
No

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>>84181723
>bodies do not pile up in ancient warfare or medieval battles
I have no clue why you are so mad about this stupid shit, but yes. Bodies sometimes did pile up, especially during sieges.

I honestly can't figure out why this bothers you. Relax, hothead.

>>84181723
Battle of Agincourt, faggot.

>>84181795
>As for the description of bodies piling up on the battlefield, the other ancient accounts from Livy (2.48-50) and Diodorus (11.53.6) do not mention them. It is possible Dionysius had access to a source that told of the bodies, but then it is also hard to imagine Livy and Diodorus would leave out this salacious part of the story when they were both eager to count the 300 dead Fabii.

>>84181795
the battle wasn't a siege, it was a pitched battle on a flat open field. it didn't happen and never would happen

>>84181851
that was one army shooting arrows at another and forcing them into choke points, completely different than what happened in this battle, idiot

>>84180525
Are you fucking kidding?
2 threads later and you shits are still bothered by it?

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Hopes for field of fire 2.0?

>>84181883
wait
im retarded
thats the exact same reply as b4

>>84181502
Im more confused that they didnt craft any wooden armour or weapons for the giant. A giant wooden staff would have solved that Bolton encirclement

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>>84181880
Multiple historians across centuries have more or less mentioned piling bodies in some way or some fashion, including the Battle of Agincourt.

Why in the fuck is it beyond belief that (with there being hundreds upon thousands of people on a field) that sometimes there are piles? This is autistic. Enough historians have mentioned it throughout history to seem plausible.

>pick related: Battle of Zama

>>84181967
Because in the battle of the bastards it's not a pile of bodies but a fucking mountain.

>>84181913
hopes? it's pretty much confirmed

>>84181882
>you an idiot because you think dead bodies can pile!
What is your fucking deal here?
>the battle wasn't a siege, it was a pitched battle on a flat open field.
What makes you think bodies can't pile on a field? I literally don't understand what sort of mental block you have.
>it didn't happen and never would happen
Agincourt, Zama, scores of other accounts...
>completely different than what happened in this battle
Sure Mr. goalpost, your argument though was that it never happens ever.

Calm down. Are you actually autistic?

>>84181959
because the plot needed to happen

wunwun didn't even need a weapon. all he needed was some armor and he can just fucking hulk smash through their entire army

>>84182034
So you are sperging out about the size of a fictional wall of bodies in a fantasy show? Where it was probably made bigger as a visual device? Then what's with all the screeching that piles never happen at all?

Christ, you need to fucking kill yourself. It's a show.

>>84182048
do you even know what happened in agincourt or are you just quoting another idiot that mentioned the battle?

bodies do not bunch up and pile that high unless you are fighting on a fucking hill or are fighting in a choke point. to get a pile of bodies like that you would have to send wave and waves of people to fight ON TOP of the bodies. do you think that happens? are you dumb?

>>84182093
the guy is a retard. no point entertaining him.

>>84181967
Assuming for a moment that this wasn't simply embellishment by the writer (with every indication that it was, just as writers exaggerated troop numbers and the length of battles) these are described during seiges or on hills. In a flat expanse of ground, there is no way a literal wall of bodies would ever pile up.

Plus, the battle ends because LF teleports an entire army into the heart of the north without the Boltons being any the wiser. But sure, quote all you want to defend this garbage.

>>84182139
>Scott Manning is dumb
Pretty sure he is a historian, yeah? Plenty of other historians have said similar shit.
>bodies do not bunch up and pile that high
The question isn't "how high" retard.
>to get a pile of bodies like that you would have to send wave and waves of people to fight ON TOP of the bodies. do you think that happens?
Holy shit, do you think there wasn't a single ancient pitched battle fought in waves?

You think I'm dumb here?

>>84182093
It wasn't a "visual device". It literally trapped Jon's army in. It's integral to the flow of the battle. And it's bullshit.

>>84182160
>In a flat expanse of ground, there is no way a literal wall of bodies would ever pile up.
There is literally nothing stopping bodies from piling up on a flat field. Have you seen pictures from Civil War battles? I really can't get what's wrong with you to the point where you literally think people can't pile on top of each other in a field.
>But sure, quote all you want to defend this garbage.
It's just a show, anon.

>>84182246
You misunderstood, the SIZE was a visual device. It obviously looks more dramatic if the bodies are piled higher, it looks better on camera.

Fucking christ, I'm reminded why I never come to these generals. You are all legitimately autistic.

>>84182093
You admit that the size is absurd and sperging to defend that shit but I'm the autist.

>>84182223
>Holy shit, do you think there wasn't a single ancient pitched battle fought in waves?

i want you to really think hard about how a pile of bodies 20 feet high forms on completely flat ground.

it actually looked higher than 20 feet, seemed more like 30 feet high. it is ridiculous and anyone defending this is a fucking idiot

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I come back here after a long absence, and STILL no one is posting Varys.

Get your shit sorted /got/.

>>84182364
I'm not sperging at all, kiddo. You keep saying that "bodies never ever pile up in ancient warfare!" Which is obviously wrong. This isn't about the size...

>>84182405
now who's moving the goalpost?

>>84182365
Nobody is talking about 20 feet tall piles....

>>84182396
Why would we?

All intrigue was taken from his character after he openly pledged for Dany and they gaveaway his crossbow scene so the audience couldn't possibly be conflicted about him

>>84182435
You are, you fucking autistic clod.

>>84182441
that's what this entire argument is about you fucking faggot

>>84182492
It's not you asspained retard. You keep screeching that piles never happened in ancient warfare. That was stupid and so are you. We get it, you didn't like this episode. Christ, leave me alone already.

>>84176181
It's just tits, anon.

>>84182450
Similar arguments could be made about EVERY character on this show.

>>84182536
>You keep screeching that piles never happened in ancient warfare

only on hills or chokepoints

now fuck off

>>84182607
Now you got it

>>84182607
Well done

>>84182612
REEEEEE!!! FUCK OFF!
piles can absolutely happen on fields and they have. You fuck off too.

>>84182675
yep, they have, during the civil war which you've already mentioned (and where D&D got the inspiration to do it). want to know why they happened in the civil war? artillery and gatling guns

>>84182762
I literally showed you examples of ancient battles where bodies piled on fields, it has happened throughout history. Why this tickles your sperg is beyond me. Why would there being a lack of artillery magically mean bodies couldn't pile?

Please, fuck out of this thread. You are embarrassing yourself.

>>84182762
Didn't it happen in the Battle of Cannae?
That was wayy back before guns

>>84182832
Yes, but that anon is either baiting or literally retarded.

Question time:
What is the best scene in any episode of GoT?

>Opening 20 minutes of s06e10

>>84182850
I do agree with him on the fact that the bodies couldn't have piled that high unless they were fighting in some sort of a funnel like a gate or something

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>>84183099
I like Ned and Varys in the dungeon, personally. Both scenes. Good acting, accurate characters, and I was so excited for the series still at that point.

>>84183120
Yeah, except nobody is debating that.

>>84183099
Tyrion's trial, Jaimie hot bath scene, Battle of Backwater, Jon hanging the traitors or the wildfire explosion segment with the music in S6.

>>84183099
When Ned and Renly are talking about what to do about Joffery once Robert is dead

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

>>84183099
anything with Bobby B and Ned, i miss season 1.

>>84180418
>So don't watch it anymore and don't try to ruin the fun of those who still like it by complaining endlessly about how much you no longer like a show that you keep watching insistently
you people are the reason this show went to shit

anyone have the pics where Yara & Co are chased out of the Dreadfort by dogs?

>>84183543
>liking a show
>is why it went to shit
That's a new one. You kids get more autistic by the year.

>>84180944
lol a character thats there to service and die for snuh enjoy your 5mins of extra beric screentime

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really makes you think

>>84182450
And? Post him anyway.

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>>84183099
By far the scene where Arya is runing away from the ninja girl in Bravos after being stabbed in the stomach twice and falling into sewage water. Truly a great action scene

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>>84183867
>giving a shit about Sansa in the first place

>>84183903
Stop replying to the sandrawhale

>>84184000
you dont tell me what to do

>>84184024
OK samefag

>>84181883
>>84163325 #
you know you are on the "tv" board for "Game of Thrones", the HBO TV show?

You dumb overly-dedicated faggot with no life. Get used to us guys who enjoy watching episodes of Game of Thrones, love Quentin Tarantino and Martin McDonagh, and actually have sex and are loved by pretty women while pursuing careers.

All the while, you are either a virgin or angry loser who complain that people love the show while you are so informed and deep because you love the book. You just KNOW its better and everyone else is just faking its.

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Will we ever see him again

>>84184071
Terrible forced copypasta.

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Who is your favourite meme character?

What meme characters are left going into Season 7?

>>84184071
this but unironically

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>>84183099
TELL HIM

Also the scene in season two episode ten with Stannis and Mel
>show me how you fight!

Lyannas fault

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>teleports behind your continent

Okay, I get it, time passes differently between episodes, making characters travel seem trivial.

But when you have Petyr teleporting around and in the SAME episode have other characters travels seem long and hard, it simply doesn't make any sense.

>>84184072
i always wonder what happens with life casts after they've finished shooting with them. They could make bank by auctioning them off to pedos

you know you are on the "tv" board for "Game of Thrones", the HBO TV show?

You dumb overly-dedicated faggot with no life. Get used to us guys who enjoy watching episodes of Game of Thrones, love Quentin Tarantino and Martin McDonagh, and actually have sex and are loved by pretty women while pursuing careers.

All the while, you are either a virgin or angry loser who complain that people love the show while you are so informed and deep because you love the book. You just KNOW its better and everyone else is just faking its.

>>84184169
the irony is that every episode starts with that map so you cant say its different or smaller than the books

>>84184169
>season 4
>Arya and the Hound take 8 episodes to arrive at the Eyrie
>Stannis goes from Dragonstone, to Braavos, to Beyond the Wall in the same season

>>84184268
stannis had boats and horses and wasnt being chased and getting into wacky antics along the way

HEY GUYS

Anyone know any insider knowledge on what's going to happen this season? There's a betting site that lets you bet on the events of this season such as if CIA will die and if one of her dragons or all or none of her dragons will die, who will die first, if tormund and brienne will kiss etc.


Anyone know anything that will happen for sure?

>>84184220
Depends how accurate they are if you catch my drift

>>84184410
We know the entire season lol

>>84184410
Link?

>>84184410
daenaries finally becomes game of thrones

>>84184432
Then tell me some confirmed shit.

>>84184440
https://danskespil.dk/oddset/game-of-thrones-s%C3%A6son-7?intcmp=dli_odd_got_2017&intpage=dli_odd_Oddset_top

It's danish, but I can happily translate, first bracket is "who will die first of the following people"

>>84184097
Probably the worst generals on this board.

>>84184268
Eh, forgiveable considering he's on boat (which for the longest time in recorded human history, was one one of the fastest means of travel), and horses, while the Hound and Arya are walking, while ducking and weaving around to avoid mountain clans.

>>84182612
Nobody cares, retard.

How do you think they will handle Theon being Azor?

>>84184432
Fucking asshole tell me some details about who dies n shit

>>84184738
>wanting to be spoonfed
use google you cuck

>>84184410
Thoros dies. Baelish dies. Viserion dies, raised as Night Kings mount.

>>84184768
>REEEE SPOONFEEDING! MUH SECRET KNOWLEDGE!!!

>>84178039
>>You with one of the trade caravans, Khajiit? Your kind always seems to find trouble. I'm sorry. We'll make sure your remains are returned to Elsweyr.

Post Sansa actors bouncing tits

>>84177760
who wouldn't be
can't get ez bucks.

>>84184791
Baelish dies? you sure?

How did you picture Arianne Martell?

>>84180653
wonder if she is still warm?

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>>84184927
Like this.

>>84184903
Sentenced to death by Sansa, Arya carries out the sentence. Episode 7.

>>84181165
who is he?

>>84184948
Don't know. But she's definitely still full of Joffrey's cum.

>>84184979
It's either the Maester the Boltons brought to Winterfell (can't remember his name), or Bran having a vision of the Three Eyed Raven.

>>84184979
Bran. I don't blame you for not remembering him.

>>84184970
Dunno if BS or real but I'll bite. How many dragons are gonna die? I can bet on deaths and I can bet on who dies first. I can also bet on whether Jon and Dany will get married this season, any info on this?

>>84185097
Confirmed by many sources.
Another couple deaths: Tyene Sand + another sandsnake, Olena Tyrell.

Jon and Dany fuck on a boat in episode 7.

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>>84184782
I like the pre season five one best

reminder theon get's his cock back this season.

Why is Varys so soft in the tv show?

>>84185177
how many dragons will die and will they get married or nah

So far can only use Baelish death (only gives 1,11 in return) "PRECISELY ONE DRAGON WILL DIE" gives 1,8 in return, that's ok

>>84185331
Only 1 dragon. Don't bet on that regardless though, the dragon is reanimated by the Night King so they might try squirm out of the return.

No word of Jon/Dany wedding this season. Only what i mentioned in the previous post.

>>84185330
Can't let the audience get confused about conflicts

It's goodies vs. baddies

WHERE IS PRESTON

>>84185465
i need his trailer review NOW

>>84178252
They took all of Mereen's food to supply them

But don't worry once she's gone Mereen is still a free city thanks to Daario :^)

>>84180944
>beric will teach jon the ways of being azor ahai

Is Preston so burned out on GoT that he won't do another trailer video?

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>>84185494
I'm even more excited for the Normies trailer reaction.

>>84180653
>ywn run your hands all over her slowly dying body

>>84185444
Huh.. I might call them and hear what they mean by death then.

Also,

here's one that gives 5 in return "Jamie and Euron will survive the entirity of season 7"

Thoughts?

>>84184782
I miss Duchtfag and Mellyfags
F

>>84185566
>caring about his autistic opinion
Is he still mad about that one time George ignored him for ranch dressing? Nothing was sadder.

>>84182093
It looked really fucking bizarre to have a mountain of bodies out of nowhere. Would have been way better had they used a more creative terrain or battlefield, such as ramps or slopes that would keep bodies piled in one area and allow for them to be cornered.

Why is Brienne so perfect?

Suggestions for new thread?

>>84183099
Unironically the conversation between Cersei and Robert, fleshing them both out in a way we never saw in the books.

>>84185713
>this faggot again
We ended that discussion, samefag. Nice try.

>>84185732
Common misspelling of bran, no worries

>>84185603
>here's one that gives 5 in return "Jamie and Euron will survive the entirity of season 7"
yes jaime becomes a jonfag and rides norh and euron says fuck this im out

>>84184482
Its going to be QoT or one of the Sand Snakes.

>>84185097
How fucking new are you? Good lord, /tv/ is such a normie board.

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>>84185757

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>>84184927
>>84184956
there is only one true arianne martel

>>84185780
Nah, I'm a newfag who despised the BotB episode. The bodies were dumb but there were far larger problems, like Ramsey sniping Rickon and nobody caring about a fucking giant walking around.

I was also the poster from earlier who said Jon did less to help in the BotB than Sansa, which triggered the fuck out of Jonfags.

>>84185804

>Gets all of his friends killed
>Perfect

???

>>84185921
>NORMIES REEEEE! NOT MUH SECRET CLUB!!! SAVE ME STANNIS!!!!

>>84186009
Its not a secret club, and hasn't been since 07. /tv/ is just a trash board for normies. Sorry for telling you the truth, anon.

>>84186000
>Ramsey sniping Rickon
It is established that Ramsey is a good shot.
>and nobody caring about a fucking giant walking around.
I would assume the shock wears off pretty quick once the battle starts.
>reeee! The bodies!
Only problem was that it was too high, which I forgive for thematic and visual reasons.

Otherwise, it was the best sequence that season. You can keep pretending it sucked though, I guess.

>>84186046
>THE NORMIES ARE EVERYWHERE REEEE! ((((TIPS TRILBY))) NOTHING 0PERSONAL PAL ;)

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>>84185981
>>84184956

plebs

>>84184979
>>84185040
this. it's the recent maester of winterfell who settled there after the boltons settled winterfell. he is the maester who was present at rooses death. he announces rooses new born baby son, ramsey congratulates and murders his father and has the new maester repeat what ramsey says and he does so in absolute fear that roose was poisoned by his enemies.

it's maester wolkan and the guy seems like a dope compared to luwin. luwin was loving but also deceptive.

the current maester just doesn't disappear off of the face of the planet now that ramsey was defeated at winterfell.

like I said the new maester seems like a bit of a dope. he probably has a conversation to bran about the powers of old to bran while bran isn't even 'their' but currently warging the raven. bran comes back into his body and is like 'who the fuck are you'

>>84186046
If you unironically feel the need to use the word "normie" seriously, then you are a hugbox faggot.

>>84186076
It was literally an impossible shot for a bow.

>I would assume the shock wears off pretty quick once the battle starts.
Yeah those Vale knights riding in and having zero reaction to the fucking giant made a lot of sense, when everyone before spent plenty of time ragging on grumpkins and snarks. Piss off, mate.

>it was the best sequence that season
"Sequence"? Do you even understand film terminology? What sequence are you referring to? Or are you trying to talk about the entire battle as a whole?

>>84185554
you're a fucking moron if you believe beric to be 'azor ahai'...

there is no azor ahai nor is there an azor ahai reborn.

>>84181165
>>84184979
its stannis

>>84185981
>>84186103
Dornish can poo in loos though

>>84186097
>>84186121
I'm sorry I triggered you so hard. Don't worry, I know you're both true oldfags :^)

>>84186103
she looks like an aboriginal summer islander slave

>>84186128
>It was literally an impossible shot for a bow.
>MUH REALISM!!!!


Go back to your shitty books, nerd.

>>84186002
>is perfect
>perfect
What are you confused about

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>>84186182
nope

>>84186128
>It was literally an impossible shot for a bow.
Are you retarded, buddy? People irl make farther shots than that.
>Piss off, mate.
No? How about you cool off?
>"Sequence"? Do you even understand film terminology?
Do you? The entire battle is the Battle of the Bastards sequence. We going to sperg out about semantics now?
>What sequence are you referring to? Or are you trying to talk about the entire battle as a whole
The entire battle, yes. I can most certainly refer to that as a sequence.

>>84186188
If Ramsey had shot it from the top of Winterfell, would you still be crowing about MUH REALISM? Grow up, you can add fantastical elements but you have to do it well. See basically anything from season 1 to 3 with how they handled this.

>>84185981
fuck this bitch is fine

>>84180653
GoT not showing her death scene was a grave injustice. I feel robbed.

Then again they spent like 3 minutes on a scene about the death of random whore #28289, which is 2 more than for Stannis and 3 more than for the Blackfish.

>>84186179
Nobody is triggered you fucking tard, using the term normie and complaining about "muh outbox" makes you look like a faggot.

>>84186241
she deserved it

>>84186231
>Are you retarded, buddy? People irl make farther shots than that.
With fucking compound bows you doofus.

And yes, given that I actually work in film production I will mock smug morons like you for your poor terminology. The entire battle, starting from when? Ending when? What sequence are you referring to? Be specific.

>>84186237
But it wasn't an impossible shot...what are you even sperging about? Rickon was running in a straight line only a few meters away. What makes you think, in your mind, that an experienced bowman couldn't hit him? Are you dumb?

>>84186253
>Nobody is triggered
Is your name Nobody?

>>84186309
>only a few meters away
Rewatch that episode and say that again.

>>84186294
>With fucking compound bows you doofus.
Medieval bowman could literally shoot that far, if not farther. Are you autistic?
>And yes, given that I actually work in film production
Kek, sure you do.
>I will mock smug morons like you for your poor terminology.
It isn't poor terminology. The entire action of the battle would be labeled as "battle sequence".
>The entire battle, starting from when? Ending when? What sequence are you referring to? Be specific.
From when the two lines finally clash, to when they get through the Winterfell gate is the majority action SEQUENCE of the Bastard Battle you fucking cunt. I wouldn't be surprised if it is labeled as such in post either.