ITT: Celebrities you've met (part 3)

Roseanne Barr asked me for a cigarette the other night in the West Village.

I was a cable runner for a studio in 2015, was asked to welcome London Grammar and Ellie Goulding into the building once and bring them coffee if they wanted it

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>>84175192
I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>84176118
Damn you're lucky man

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I met Mark Watson after a comedy show he did. My cousin runs a production company with him. He was a pretty chill guy.

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>playing on the road as a kid with some friends
>a car pulls over
>window rolls down, really fat guy, he's asking directions to a well known nearby village
>we point him in the completely wrong direction
>says thanks and drives off
>we laugh hysterically for a few seconds
>mom comes running out of the house
>'Wow! Aren't you boys lucky!'
>...
>'That was Robbie Coltrane!'
>...
>'You know, Hagrid?'

>>84176203
Owl noises

>>84176203
etsubatsu

I met Yao Ming in an airport in Houston, he stopped to take photos with everyone who asked but I wasn't trying to bother him. Tallest fucker I've ever seen in my life.

I met Phil Jupitus at the Edinburgh Fringe last year when he was doing some artsy drawing thingy.

>>84175192
> 2007
> Going to California to see uncle
> On connecting flight guy next to me says "Hey Anthony"
> See it's Anthony Anderson
> Waaaaaat.jpg
> Never don't see too many celebs
> Two dudes talk quick
> Pleb in me pops out
> "Can I shake your hand?"
> Everyone laughs
> "Sure you can young brotha"
> Things proceed as normal
> Find out Kevin Harts on flight.
> Wasn't as famous as he is now and didn't fully recognize him


I look back on this and cringe that I asked to shake hands with him like a pleb. But it was nice. Only other celebs I've met are in the sports realm.

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>>84175192

>>84175192
stop making these shit threads one after another fucking REDDIT

I met Spud as a kid.
Didn't know who he was until Trainspotting 2 came out and my dad mentioned it.

>>84176250
cunts

>>84177176
>his dad was excited about Trainspotting 2
seems like a cool father desu

>>84176633
These threads are proof that we need /cel/

>>84177206
>>84177176
Was Trainspotting 2 any good?

>>84175192
>ITT: Celebrities you've fucked
That's more interesting, I think.

>>84178000
Do tell.

Met Brighton Sharbino on a plane, if she still counts as a celeb, think her sister was there, too.

>>84176118

if i saw ryan gosling i would of said in cool voice " if you ruin blade runner we will kill you" and walk off

>>84178067
haha man that would be awesome

>>84178067
dood bada$$

>>84175192
Damon Albarn in Damascus

Posted in the first thread yesterday - dated Carice van Houten over 10 years ago for 6 months.

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>>84175192
A couple of times along with her best friend. Was before GoT, but she was famous locally.

Also Michiel Huisman at the supermarket a couple of times. We grew up in the same place.

>>84178509
How was she?

>>84178509
Lmao coincidence we post about the same woman.

>>84175192
I saw Steve Buscemi in a Brothel in Germany.
He almost drowned motorboating the tits of a fat african prostitute.

>>84178525
Pretty, sweet, quite horny for the full 6 months. Lived together for 4-5 months of those in Amsterdam. Good times, but she wasn't, and I wasn't too interested in taking it more serious. Still see her sometimes when she's in the country, and we work together once in a while.

>>84178544
Hah, yeah just saw that. Because no one else will know him, I had dinner with Barry Atsma a few weeks ago, good friends with him. He lives in Utrecht now.

>>84178564
why do i feel that this is fake? no german prostitute would put out for such an ugly guy like him

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Im related to him

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>>84178678
r u real

>>84178846
Ja, maar ik ben nog steeds niet thuis, haha

>>84178715
>a fat african prostitute

>>84178678
Ah cool, same carice poster.
There is one non TV related celebrity I used to do volunteering work with growing up.
He introduced me to biebs once, so I think you can figure him out.

Funny thing is that before blowing up with fame, he wasn't that popular at all and had girls stolen from him a couple of times.

>>84179502
Garrix?

>>84175192
I met Sam Hyde in person after his comedy show. I also Skyped with Jessi Slaughter for an hour.

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me on the left

>>84179814
>I also Skyped with Jessi Slaughter for an hour.

Took you a while to nut to that busted pussy didn't it?

>>84179814
>Skyped with Jessi Slaughter for an hour.
How long ago? Didn't her dad go to jail for raping her and then died?

>>84178564
was it the biggest blackest prostitute you've ever seen?

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- Mark Hamill

- Stephen Amell

- Edward James Olmos

- Nolan North

- Hershel from TWD

>>84178509

That is fucking awesome.

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>>84176250
This made me sad

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goodwin dr calle

>>84175839
damn, i never see celebs when out and about in manhattan

>>84176118
this guy shares his stupid story in every thread

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>>84180313

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>>84180313
>>84180373

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>>84180313
>>84180373
>>84180390
and a few other minor celebs

>>84180394
bit weird

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>>84180313
>>84180373
>>84180390
>>84180414
One more I forgot about. Cool dude.

>>84179813
Yeah, we did something in the summer for children from lower income families. No idea why the guy hasn't boasted about it yet. Would be good pr.

>>84180414
How much of a cunt was he?

>>84178067
He didn't write or direct the film

>EDC 2016, day 3
>soloing it
>start dancing and putting out good vibes
>qt starts picking up the good vibes
>we chill for a few hours
>have retarded conversations with girl
>she invites me to her hotel room
>forget and fall asleep
>didn't get her number
>look up her name later
>a fucking porn star
FUCKED UP

>>84183100
really?