Rot in piss you will not be missed, cunts

wheres that cunt whalid going?

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Whats next for him /tv/

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>>84175039
to hell

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Got Waleed's new home right here bois. He will fight right in with all these other terrorists.

>>84175061

Hopefully deportation.

>>84175061

A defaulted mortgage?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4433004/Waleed-Aly-Susan-Carland-buy-2million-Richmond-home.html

Reminder that Bill Shorten will be your next prime minister.

>>84175008
Bring back Cheez TV ya pricks

Is 10 actually ded? I know it went into voluntary admin

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>mfw cancelled

>>84175141
>Susan-Carland

Holy shit, she is disgusting, feminist muslim traitor.

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>mfw Shaun Micallef's digs at Charlie Pickering

ITT bogans speak in their degenerate convict prison dialect.

>>84175275
itt; 1 faget

>>84175275
fuck orf we're full

>>84175275

>t. mudslime project fan

>they actually put it up for sale
We should pool together our NEETbux and buy it lads

>>84175183

ill pay carrie $20 an hour to suck my cock

>>84175275
Gday m8s its me here. Just sittin on me back porch havin a bloke improver (a beer for u poms – cos a frequent beer, in particular a VB, makes a bloke better value) and im starin out on the rainy day thinkin not only is this weather wetter than any box me m8 robbo has ever got near but its great weather for reflectin on all aspects of life. Obviously the most important aspects came to mind first, that is – me m8s and good aussie beers, so that takes me to me next yarn… it all started on a satdy mornin a coupla weeks back when me n me m8 jibba were buildin a canoe in me backyard for the summer that is fast approachin, we were chewin the fat and discussin sheilas and jibba was reenacting his favourite of jono browns courageous marks. Anyway before ya no it me m8s matters and biff strut round to lend a hand and eventually we decide enoughs enough so logically we all decide to go down and grab a couple slabs of pom kryptonite (slang for beer because poms cant go near a good cold beer). Anyway we head to the servo to grab some ice for the esky and we open up the freezer and there’s none there.. so jibba yells out to Rodney who works there “rod m8… where’s all the ice?” to which Rodney informs him “m8 im sorry but we’re all out of ice” then matters chips in “jeez Rodney, ben cousins must have been here!!!” OH and ya shoulda heard the hullaballoo that erupted!! One of the blokes fillin up his wagon started sprayin petrol everywhere in celebration and jibba started reenacting jono browns courageous marks again and even dived onto the concrete! Rodney thought it was a bloody rippa call and a half and he promised us free ice next time because of matters’ beaut BRC. It was one of those moments where ya look round and everythin seems to be happenin in slow mo and ya think to yaself ‘fuckn oath I love me m8s, I love me country! And I love a bloody rippa call’! cheers matters, cheers m8s, hooo roooo!!!

>>84175061

Why do people hate this guy again? I liked him on ABC radio but never watched the project because I don't have brain damage

>>84175346
>answering your own questions

>>84175346

Leftist Muslim scum, mocks the working class Australian while being upper class.

>>84175253
What happened? Pickering needs to be BTFO

>>84175397

He's a conservative m8

>>84175008
I'll miss the Frasier and Malcolm in the Middle reruns ;_;

>>84175061
probably get a job avoiding answering questions about his views on apostates and homosexuals

>>84175061
Suicide bombing.

>>84175182
theyre just gonna sack all the workers and then offer the leftovers severely reduced contracts and then all theyre gonna show is the news 247

rinehart wont let go of her propoganda tenticle and the best propoganda is through fake news

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What fucking pisspoor country is this from?

Need a quick rundown.

>t. Amerihero

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>>84175484
>>t. Amerihero

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>being so shit you literally have to sell your network through newspaper advertisements

AHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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ayy yo watup cunts another ausfag party eyy fuckin siiick

>>84175182

no, someone will swoop in and turn the channel into a 24/7 infomercial station

>>84175346
I don't care for politics but everytime he is on Offsiders (ABC sports program) he ALWAYS brings up how Australians view their national teams as world beaters when the fact is we are really nothing in the scheme of things, really grinds my gears when the fact is we always punch above our weight

Absolute Australian hating cunt

>>84175165
Have you heard their podcast?

>>84175484

From a country that's statistically better to live in than yours.

>t. superiorino

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>>84175275

Get a load of this poofta cunt

>>84175552
If that happened, it might actually be worth watching

>>84175061
sucking dick in a back alley

>>84175346
Because he is very, very, super ugly. Third world shithole ugly. How he got a job in front of a camera I don't know.

>>84175563
why wold anybody put that fag on a sports program?
is this "diversity" paneling at work?

>>84175563

>implying cultural cringe isn't part of our culture

>>84175680
Not when it comes to sport you cunt

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*arrests you for being a shit cunt*

So does this mean Australia will go back to just having 3 channel stations?

>>84175659
I have no idea, he's being paid The Project bucks but chooses of his on volition to appear on this early Sunday morning public television program that pays peanuts, he has no obligation other to raise my blood pressure

>>84175691
>tfw she will never examine my butt hole for drugs

>>84175008
but muh F1 and motogp, dont make me watch those laggy internet streams you cunts

>>84175691
MOAR

I used to work at the 10 studios in Sydney(Pyrmont). Fuck them all.

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>>84175399
It wasn't a BTFO, just Charlie Pickering's show used to be in his timeslot and he said this
>I wanted to introduce you someone - this is our studio audience. Studio audience, this is the home audience. I thought it was important you see they exist because a lot people are not used to hearing actual laughter in this timeslot on a Wednesday

>>84175691
what shit state is that?

>>84175748
SAVAGE

>>84175702

abc/sbs, 7, 9, 11 will still be around(it's financed in part by overseas corporations that license american shit for our tv) and a bunch of public service tv stations

>>84175333
0/10
sounds like a Pom trying to do an impression

>>84175732
same

its like some fucked up eastern suburbs restaurant where everyones a fake weirdo and you wouldnt wanna spend a minute with them

tonnes of young girls who cant but fall over themselves to get in the door cause they think working there or anywhere in the media is cool or something

HOLY SHIT JUST MET ____ OMG SLAYING

nah bitch who gives a fuck go get a job that pays

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>>84175712

>>84175702
Maybe, but unlikely. Someone will just buy up the channel to keep it afloat.

I actually have a feeling Rupert Murdoch might use his grubby jew hands to grab it. First order of business: making Bill O'Reilly head of The Project.

>>84175732
Did you ever get to meet Sandra Sully? Did you get hard?

why doesn't george soros buy it out?

>>84175806

We're Australian darling, it'd end up being Chris Kenny, Peta Credlin or Miranda Devine

>>84175691
Officer Chapman lookin like a top Sheila desu

>>84175813
yes. no. ron wilson was the nicest guy i met who was famous, and i enjoy his success on smooth which is #1 after getting canned from 10 which is #0

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sup you soft cunts

>>84175834
Nah, Murdoch favours sensationalism. Even the most "radical" of Aussie journalists are nothing compared to those crazy yanks.

>>84175806
Bruce Gordon and Lachlan Murdoch are already in talks of extending a loan to the netwrok as they are the real owners, why the fuck do I expect /tv/ of all places to understand majority stakeholders.

You are all idiots.

>>84175844
I heard a rumour yonks ago about an alleged sex tape with her getting banged on the helipad on top of a building. Is there any truth to that?

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>>84175813

No but I've had drinks with Bathy before(she used to drink at the Harlequinn and Dunkirk) in a group

>>84175346
This.
He was great on the ABC but he had to change his tune when he went to The Project since his new demo were teenagers and fried tradies. He went from discussing politics and doing bullitens to explaining "racism is bad doy".

>>84175897
never heard that lad

I have holidayed in Australia a few times, I do have an interest in seeing what other nations have on their television stations and to me Australian TV seemed to me to be very US influenced.

>>84175748
I fucking love Michalef, pickering can't even compare

>>84175897
Yes but Adam Jensen arrives too late and she dies

>>84175919

We're a native English speaking country, obviously we'd take American shit. Our reality shows are all based on British stuff though.

>>84175919
yeah its garbage. thanks for your garbage you yank faggot.

>>84175897
i've sen the ron wilson helipad tape
it's pretty hot tbqh

>>84175919
channel 10 literally bankrupted themselves buying bucket loads of cbs and fox trash

>>84175912
>lad
Embarrassing. Australians who roleplay as Brits are pathetic.

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>channel 10 will die before they buy back the rights to big brother and make it like the 00s again with goldsmith doing uplate

9 was fine but I need my trash

>>84175732
I used to work at fairfax (pyrmont). Theyre goin down the shitter too and its great

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>>84175076
>Anti war activist

>>84175954
Anything on Tim Bailey? I love that leathery skinned prick

>>84176003
i hate pyrmont holy shit

just assholes speedwalking around in groups and degenerates hitting up the casino

>>84175980
Probably a monarchist poofta m8

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>>84176034

>tfw grew up in pyrmont and ultimo
>it's now full of fucking degenerates and chinese tourists spitting all over the ground

I knew this place was going down the gutter once timezone and the rest of the based darling harbour joints closed down

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>>84175346

He said the true victims of terrorist attacks, are muslims since people are mean to them

And the real threat are ignorant white ppl who don't make muslims feel more welcome

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Which channel makes Border Security?

>>84175691
>tfw no racially ambiguous aussie policewoman qt gf

>>84176054
that whole part of the city sucks dick

actually i hate all of the city but that part in particular is a cunt

>>84176066

Aren't all those shows on 7

>tfw finding out people all over the world watch australian border patrol shows

truly a weird time we live in

>>84176066
It's on the top right of your image

>>84176115
They do? Why? I'm Australian and even I don't watch Australian TV.

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>>84176127

the fuck is prime

>>84176144
obviously the fucking channel you mong. Surely you can figure out what to google.

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>>84175484

Channel 10, the most cancerous lefty network channel here is bankrupt and was recently refused it's last opportunity to get a loan and stay afloaf.

It's either going to disappear off the air, or the other channels will get a law changed allowing them to take it over instead.

It's most imfamous here for replacing reruns of the Simpsons with 'The Project' a talk show that hosts all lefties and strong independant women who don't need no father to raise their children. They occasionally have a old right wing panelist/strawman who they all make fun of and 'disprove' all the time while he doesn't argue back and stays silent.

Their other flagship show 'Neighbours' which once was the down to earth, realistic drama/soap show has recently transformed into a multiculral shit show, with more and more coma's, long lost mixed race children, gay strippers being outed and other stupid storylines.

Most Australians are more then happy to see them go.

>>84176142
I imagine they're part of some package that channels can buy to air, I know they've aired in NZ, Finland, Norway, UK

>>84176144
You must be some kind of Sydney or Melbourne fag

>>84176173
Add Italy too

>>84176189

you mean superior sydney/melbourne human you trash

the rest of the country is living off our gst

>>84176115
Home & Away, Border Security and Bondi Beach are on daily here in Norway.

>>84176171
genuinely hadn't even watched channel 10 since before I was a teenager.
Does anyone actually watch TV anymore?
I mean, I just pirate or use stream services for everything

>>84175397
>leftist
>muslim
Incompatible

who else /Perth/ here?

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>>84175145
>Man-titties
>Took about 4 times as long as Bob Hawke to scull a beer
>Prime Minister

>>84176189
we dont have prime in bris either faggot, only time i see a tv with prime instead of 7 is if i'm on holiday in some regional shithole

>>84176144
Hunter Valley and Illawarra area version of 7

>>84176225
one of our tv stations had a month dedicated to Norwegian/swede/dane tv and film recently, it was comfy

>you know remember the period in the late 90s-early 2000s when Channel 10 was the hip, edgy network for young people.

>>84176252
I legit forget this guy is the opposition leader, he has less charisma than gillard

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>>84176054
jesus fucking christ i hate that area now.
TFW 8th birthday at the powerhouse museum with your mates followed by timezone (this is before those triad-wannabes moved in)
this is pre star city days

shame about the powerhouse being sold to chinese investors.. because you know, gotta build right on the casino. Pyrmont: your one stop shop for all your money laundering needs...

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>>84176144
Who is this constable K Chapman? And where can I find more of her?

>>84176262
So tv for flyovers?

>>84176280

I honestly thought 10 was the most popular channel and 9 was the lowest rating when I was growing up, it had all the cool shows.

>>84176280
>you now realise that when the project started was the start of the end

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>>84176297

pia miller, she's from a tv show

>>84176109
Darling harbour is a shithole

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>>84176240
>stream
>strayan internet
oh sweetie

>>84175757
the state of summer bay

>>84176034
Yeah biggest wankers ever

>>84176325
Oh, sweet. Thanks dude. I'll be sure to add her to my 'potential fap' list.

>>84176225
What about Dance Academy? That shit is kino

>>84176329
It used to be great in the 90s, early 00s. I go back there once a year and I'm always amazed at how much changes.

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>>84176280

And that's exactly what killed it, no one sits down to watch The Simpsons or Neighbours anymore. They cancelled Simpsons and Neighbours has become fucking cancer.

Neighbours once filled a niche being a realistic soap that kids teenagers and adults could all like, they added all the most ridiculous shit to it included sexual/fag content so parents wouldn't even let their kids watch it anymore.

7 and 9 are doing okay because of all their home improvement, cooking shows that pull almost all their ratings and they have morning news shows. So the older/ less internet savy people watch that.

>>84176335

NBN has been rolling out, while we don't get Croatia/Singapore speeds we can stream HD stuff just fine now days.

>>84176240
there's no reason to watch tv here unless you like reality trash or are too stupid to use the internet
the stations all killed themselves by not investing in home grown fictional shows in the 90s/00s because now anything from overseas is quicker and easier to access online

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>tfw even huey is off air now

we're getting old boys

>>84175545

Genuine question - has any Melbournian met anyone from Melton, Dandy, Sunbury et al that's made something of themselves?

>>84176302
Yeah, you should see the hunters version of channel 9. Called NBN and its gay as shit. They got some cunt dressed in a dog suit that tells kids when it's time to go to bed every night at 7:00 or some shit. It's bizarre

>>84176287
The James Packer effect. Barangaroo area is next

>>84176363
the autism speed racing manlets pissed me off so much i googled why do people walk fast in the city

turns out research shows the more populated a city the faster the average walking speed

bunch of fucking retards think theyre in a race to a cafe

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>>84176426

That's some messed up shit

>>84176415
Hex still around?

>>84176415
"Jest a little but of salt"

*emptys half the salt packet*

Fat kiwi asshole

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>>84176461

She has a tv show on 7 now, she shills it on twitch

>>84176280
I have no idea why the hell they stopped showing Simpsons reruns at 6. I think I stopped watching 10 before that happened but I sure don't have any desire to watch it now.

>>84176441
thats a shame the rocks is the only place in the city i like

has a kind of old newtown feel, before the casino fucking drove everyone to newtown

holyshit the casinos ruin everything :(

>>84175602
>Collingwood family

I've never seen this before. It's absolutely perfect.

>>84176426
Your shitty WIN station never had Big Dog?

>>84176461
Fingered, nightclub, toilet etc...

>>84176476
FINGERED
I
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G
E
R
E
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>>84176476
hex is on twitch?

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>>84176456
I recognize that creepy fucking thing, that show was on when I was like 5. Wtf is it called?

>>84176487
Back to the Future 2 taught me that. Casinos bring in the worst degenerate cancers of society

>>84176475
>>84176415
>*puts in a load of that meat stock from his sponsor in everything*

heh, nothing personal kid

>>84176426
>They got some cunt dressed in a dog suit that tells kids when it's time to go to bed every night at 7:00 or some shit.
Sounds like a ripoff of Fat Cat. Which channel was Fat Cat on anyway? I think it was 7.

>>84176505
No, we're not fucking weird cunts down this way m8. Also fuck Super Hubert

>>84176415
Well fuck me. Rex Hunt's Fishing Adventure was on here every day after school and that guy would cook a fish dish

>golden era Neighbours
>first season master chef
>CheeseTV
>6pm Simpsons repeats

it's shit now (like every channel), but during the 00s Channel 10 was god tier

>>84176520
Lift Off

It's impossible to look at a thread like this without imagining a bunch of specky midgets and beanpoles trying to look like ockerish caricatures.

>>84176520

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1p8jGSh9wA

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Reminder

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>"So is this your husband? Wow Sarah, he's got a nice bulge... OF KALE!"

NEET kino

>>84176535
Yeah it was 7. And I'm still salty they axed him because he didn't wear a shirt but that prick Humphrey doesn't wear pants and still was on air for years. At least I still had Agro to watch though

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reminder that ultimo would literally SHIT itself with anger of this character today

>>84176449
Yeah bro, it's the city walk. Mostly you walk fast because the person behind you is in a hurry and will get annoyed if you walk slow. Everyone's annoyed in the city

>>84176574

Wasn't there an ABC Comedian that hosted that show before the gay one took over? I remember he kept making really dark jokes

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there's no pleasing you whinging cunts is there? big dog's a benign figure but so weird-looking a child could easily be scared of him

>>84175275
fuck off out me thread seppo cunt

>>84176574
>be NEET
>wake up at 2pm just in time to enjoy Ready Steady while you eat breakfast

Good times boys

how can any of you cunts even bear to watch australian tv? 3 minutes of ads every 6 minutes and no good original programming, what a fucking joke

>>84176591
ultimo

isnt that the place where faggots eat muslim food and the muslims pretend they dont hate them cause they pay $40 for garlic bread and haloumi?

>>84176610
Colin Lane?

>>84176545
*tongues the fishes mouths*

>>84176368
>NBN has been rolling out

and will be until our sun engulfs our planet

>>84175061
Top fucking kek at the dumb LARPing /pol/ cunts that don't think that literally every other station will now have a bidding war for him to host a show on their nation and get more money than he got on The Project.

Get fucked

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>>84176574
been replaced by third best master chef girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv5lRAwXqug
top this homos

>>84176615
i hope you get mauled by a rottie you faggot dog

>>84176476
Copped a blowie from her at Kiama Golf Club on meat raffle night

>>84176363
I walk through Darling Harbour everyday on the way to work (Pyrmont fag who lives a few blocks from Channel 10 HQ)

Darling Harbour was so comfy back when i was a kid, now it's just a mass of tourists eating at shitty restaurants.

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>>84176591
Do you seriously believe that? I think you're just trying to impress all the other sad wankers.

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>>84176641

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memories.....

>>84175563
Punch above our weight in what? Sports nobody gives a fuck about?

kek

KEK

K E K

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>>84176648
theres only one tv chef waifu

for me, its the julia taylor

>>84176618
I envy your courage.

>>84176615
You remember the Maurie the mole commercials?

>>84176647
>to host a show on their nation
What did he mean by this?

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>>84176664
>Kiama Golf Club
>meat raffle night

I'm a miserable bastard and it takes quite a lot to make me laugh aloud but you get the idea.

>>84176246
this guy right here

>>84176679
lel, I lived in SW Sydney when this was going on and was dating a turkish chick, Those were interesting times.

>>84176572
Perth is the next Melbourne

Reminder that Muscular Waleed will get a show on seven or nine for $5 million a year and there is NOTHING you LARPing /pol/ cunts can do about it.

>>84176666
>walking over the bridge looking at your fone while some 50 year old fag runs past intensifies

>>84176711
Well the asian population is exploding here so I guess you're probably right.

I will miss this kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfON5FKa7FQ

>>84176673

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjFZys4SV2E

based fucking rex

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>>84176679
Poor Little Brown Guy?

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>>84176685
>implying

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>>84176679
>>84176710
i used this event to appeal to a muslim lebanese girl that we arent all like that, but i am all like that

>>84176714
>t. Habiby

Go crash your doof mobile into a kebab shop you cunt

>>84176647
But for what program?

He could take less money and work for the ABC (which he used to when he took himself seriously).

I see Waleed as a kind of tragic character. He was once a serious political pundit who almost never talked about being a mudslime himself. Then the Jews at channel 10 gave him a dump truck of money to appeal to the Buzzfeed audience as hard as he could every night.

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the GOAT saturday morning disney girls

too bad the freckled girl never got anywhere with her anchoring gig on 7 news

>>84176415
>pours frozen peas into the saucepan
kino

>>84176754
Reminder that it doesn't matter that Ten are fucked, Waleed will get a multi million dollar gig anywhere he wants.

>>84176714
Bullshit, Ray Martin would actually irl kick Waleeds ass for stepping on his patch

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>>84176692
I'd quite like to know as well but it's in your people's language, not mine.

>>84176766

man, i used to love that. wake up at 7am, watch recess and other disney cartoons until going to play soccer at like 11am

>>84176743
>that creepy guy she does the show with

i feel like i dont ever wanna run into him at night cause he'll say something weird

>>84176782
>Ray Martin
>Relevant past the year 2000

kek

KEK

K - E - K

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>people complain about the project being leftist shit
guess you fuckwits never watched the feed

Reminder that Based Waleed is more relevant than shitters like Andrew Bolt ever will be.

>The Bolt Report
>Record LOW ratings

KEK

>>84176610
colin lane, he's a funny fucker but he got justed into daytime tv

>>84176547
I would say the digital channels were the beginning of the end. Was Go the first one?

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>>84176814
>watching ((()))

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>>84176782
>Ray Martin would actually irl kick Waleeds ass

because professional abos in their 70s are absolutely terrifying right?

>>84176814
>the feed
never heard of it

>>84176325
We should be importing more of these brown people instead of the arabs and curry munchers.
The fuck is the government doing?

>>84176814

>watch the sbs cooking channel to fall asleep to
>it's all licensed american shit
>the ads are all literal gay/refugee propaganda for the feed and other shows

Am I missing something, why does this shit exist? Who watches this? Why does the SBS/ABC have an annual budget of $1b?

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>There are """""""people"""""" that actually watch Australian television.

LMAO

Most people I know my age (early 20s) are planning on leaving Sydney in the next few years.

As sad as it is, I think we may just have to leave Sydney to the Chinese if things get much worse, and use Sydney as a cautionary tale for allowing the same thing to happen elsewhere.

>>84176819
>>84176806
>>84176776
>>84176647
>>84176680
contrarian samefag

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if i ran channel 10, i'd let caitlin stacey have her own show about feminism
you know she would just be a whore in every episode

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>>84176814
Eh, you know how it is with Murdoch and Rinehart's uncompromising agenda of agrarian communism and forced homosexuality.

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Goddamn I miss this shit. Why did have to get bought out by that Scrotum, Murdoch.

>>84176866
So the losers in life?

ALPHAS will continue in BASED Sydney

>>84176832
abc2 was the first digital channel im bretty sure

>>84176866

I'm in my late 20s and have already moved, going to move again if I break up with my partner. Really want to move to Perth.

>>84176900
Where did you move to?

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>Poor little Anglo
>Why are based Chinese charging me rent
>Why are based Chinese successful and I'm a fucking tradie who will be crippled by 35, or even worse a fucking LARPing NEET who pretends to be a white nationalist

KEK

>>84176363
Did you ever go to the under 18s raves at sega world? I have lots of good memories about that place feeling up girls high on e. I wish I could go back....

>>84176889
Fuck, anyone remember Optus Vision and Galaxy? That shit was magic when it first appeared. Then Foxtel fucked everything up

>>84176791
>people hanging out in Red Rooster car park are all white
artist confirmed for never having been to the riff

>>84176866
im 29 and the writings on the wall for leaving sydney

im gonna get 400k from a will and that's not even enough to buy a flat lol

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>>84176871
t. Bolt bumboy

you are now remembering that month where 9 had the call in phone sex line show where trashy chicks from the UK would strip on tv

don't worry though, it went off air after a few weeks but the psychic phone line scams are still going

>>84176563
what the fuck i remember this show now.

Woah, this is the most mindblowing nostalgia trip yet.

>>84176944
400k is like a 1 bedroom unit in lakemba

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>>84176874
thats not her, is it? is there an unedited

>>84176929
>hates chinks and darkies
>still votes liberal
fucking LOL

>>84176679
better times. reminder that the lebs started it.

>>84176944
>tfw seeing a headline about a house in granville going for $1m

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Reminder that all you cunts have is the past while the future belongs to BASED Chinese

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>>84176942
The problem as I see it's that unlike every other Red Rooster that one doesn't have a glaringly out of place palm tree growing on its premises.

>>84176971
in the good part of lakemba no less

>tfw some guy living in lakemba tried to convince me its not so bad

>>84176942
2750 represent

>>84176973
i think she uploaded it like that on her instagram

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come to hobart lads. very affordable down here. if you know a trade you can write your own cheques

15 years from now the guy from Scope is going to be our Bill Nye

screencap this

>>84176942

>tfw remembering red rooster actually exists

Are they still in Sydney? There was one in Merrylands but I haven't been back there in over 10 years. I thought it went downhill after they stopped offering the pineapple/banana fritters with a chicken leg and chips

>watch late night local tv station
>if it's not a public domain b movie its some homebrew station content
>always the weirdest fucking shit
>or something to do with 4WDs
too bad turnbull shut community stations down cuz that shit was comfy

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>>84177009
does he also own a prayer mat perchance?

>>84176942

I don't think I've seen anyone other than myself go to Red Rooster. Shame really, I like their chips.

>>84177031
are you a maori?

>>84177014
might take my law degree and try get a government job, ive got a (((disability))) which makes the government want to hire me

>>84177014
>tfw too useless to get a trade

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>>84176999
>Reminder that all you cunts have is the past

Most of us don't even have that. Remember for the most part we're awkward NEETs with no friends and such fellowship as we experience in situations like this comes from people as pathetic as ourselves.

>>84177014
I honestly would. I'm so fucking tired of Sydney.

>>84177042

No, I'm pretty white.

>>84177021
Got one up the road from me at Gregory Hills. Does alright business. Their chips are much better than Maccas or KFC

>>84177031
i goto the drive thru at ashfield whenever i feel like a bottle of salt ontop of a chicken and chips

>>84177014
I've been looking at land prices there, it seems almost too good to be true. too bad I have no money.

>>84177053

I miss their new years show, what tradition still exists on aussie tv besides 9 playing can't stop the music on new years?

>>84177053
my favourite show ever. i was like 8 listening to adult jokes and i loved it.

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>I'm a white nationalist

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>>84177048
>ive got a (((disability))) which makes the government want to hire me

How's that work?

>>84177094
>what tradition still exists on aussie tv
mardi gras faggotry

>go to red rooster at 8-9 pm
>wait so long in the drive thru i turn my car off
>takes them a good 10 minutes to microwave some chips
>by the time i leave there's 5 people behind me

this thread is legit the most i've seen red rooster mentioned in about 17 years

>>84177110
often its easier for the state government to hire a disabled than justify why they didn't

>>84177124
its funny that they deliver now, I can't imagine someone living a sad enough life to be ordering red rooster

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Best Red Rooster combo reporting in.

>>84177024
Boot up community television
100 4WD and Fishing shows
B&W Beverly Hillbillies reruns
>donations keep this alive

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modern media is so starved for news its a joke lmao
>bunch of people die on a hick ride in the middle of nowhere
>week of rolling coverage
>brown people blow up some white people overseas
>guaranteed full 24 hrs of live coverage if not more
>no deaths? go see what the seeing eye dogs are up to

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>>84177124
I live out in the boonies in Victoria. We've got one and it does a brisk trade, I think because KFC never gave enough of a shit about this place to open an outlet here.

>>84177151
The only thing I know about modern red rooster is that it's really, really popular with islanders and maoris up in QLD. I thought they were the sole reason they still existed.

I was 100% sure that they were replaced with nandos

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>analog is dead and it isnt coming back

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>>84177062
>tfw born and raised in the heart of SW Sydney
>move to Hunter region at 17, live there for 10 years
>was weird not seeing any ethnics and having a slow paced living
>grow to appreciate it and love it
>have to move back to SW Sydney because of family and financial reasons
>feel like an outsider and shit being back down here
>Feelsbadman

If you can stay outta Sydney, do it at all costs. I've tasted the better life and it was good

>>84177182
the new is literally just a roundup of who died that day

>>84177187

I live in a shithole part of Sydney and the local KFC does great. I don't know if it's supposed to be funny or not but it's full of Africans all the time.

>>84177182
Not watching SBS World News (decent global news coverage, limited bias unlike their other shit)

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MFK lads, this one should be easy

>>84177197
>Waaaa I miss inferior shit tier technology

>>84177212
HAHAHAHA EFNICKS AM I RIGHT GUYS

DO I FIT IN

FUCK DA GOOKS

>>84177191

I'm from QLD and what the fuck is a nandos? We got a KFC, red rooster and like five maccas where I live.

>>84177212
Yea I live in the Parramatta area, it's so foreign to me when I go to an area that's mostly white. Feels like I'm in another country.

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>>84177182
I'm not a subscriber to the sentimentalist notion that people are basically good and decent and deserve better. They want shit and have no business complaining when that's what they get.

>>84177178
That's not a chicken & chip gravy roll meal anon

>>84177212
Why would anyone enjoy living in the Flyover Zone?

>>84177014
was real estate inflated at all in tasmania?

>>84177232
>i like being spoilt for choice
i really look forward to your argument about how GEM having 24/7 house hunters is the best thing ever

>>84177240

there's literally a nandos in every suburb in sydney, it's a chicken joint

>>84177229
Kill, marry, fuck

>>84177187
Red Rooster is the IGA of takeaways. You'll always find it in towns that have been abandoned by big business.

>>84177261
they are at a peak at the moment

>>84177262
>Watching FTA television at all

>>84177229
>>84177277
marry, fuck, kill

>>84175602

>winnie blues haha

>>84177237
Hey dude, I wasn't complaining about ethnics. I grew up in Fairfield and had many friends from all over but the new horde that came in post 2000 really fucked the area over. And after living in a place where you're not ridiculed or a minority, it's hard to go back

>>84177283
>mcdonalds, hungry jacks and 5 different servos are at one end of sandgate rd
>IGA and red rooster are at the other end
its like poetry

>>84177275
There's a few in Brisbane. The guy you're replying too is probably some Flyover from Toowoomba or Mackay.

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>tfw just remembered shark tank au just started again

who /naomi/ here

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this is now a red rooster thread

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>>84177222
>I don't know if it's supposed to be funny or not

Don't deny yourself laughter, anon. The same Red Rooster I mentioned is especially popular with our Sudanese friends.

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>There are """""people""""" that live in an area without a Nandos

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>>84176115
I think I've seen this more than anything on Irish telly
>It's a "is it cuz I'm black?" episode

>>84177318
>go to toowoomba
>petrol is 20 fucking cents cheaper than bris
explain this shit

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Peak Australian TV

>>84176171

>It's most imfamous here for replacing reruns of the Simpsons with 'The Project'

While true, at that point they were including a lot of garbage episodes in the reruns.

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>>84177340

>pulling into a parking lot at night and it's full of sudanese kids

>>84177344
Oportos > Nandos

That's right I said it. You wanna go me cunt?

>>84177336
hello rasheed

>go thru westfield afterschool
>all the abos are at nandos
nandos is literally shit

>>84177356
Seeing that at 3am on 9
Comfy

>>84177336

hello sione fikiehuha

>>84177110
>>84177149
I dont know how it works but the public service loves hiring people with disabilities for some reason

I think they have quotas? Same with hiring women.

>>84176866
Are you saying Pauline was right about the Asian flood all those years ago? But I thought she was just a dumb racist?

>you are now remembering waking up at 6am, too early for cheez tv but just early enough for a cheeky wank to areobics oz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTTCssuyX20

>>84177151
might order it on saturday just to spite you

this fucking cunt of a thread has me wanting red rooster, is there one in sydney cbd?

>>84175691

Cute cop, but she would get knocked the fuck out easily trying to arrest someone.

>>84177440
need to bring this back with a late night time slot

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>>84177360

No shit? Down this way they've got the same habit of hanging around together in sizable groups but they're cheery as hell. Maybe it's the somnolent provincial lifestyle.

>bump limit
new thread or are most of you c*nts asleep now?

You east coast cunts don't know true defeat until you've had Chicken Treat the day after a big night.
>picking gristle out of a chicken and gravy roll

>>84177450
youre only punishing yourself

>not getting a chicken and gravy roll from red rooter

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>>84177424
>Are you saying Pauline was right

No-one's saying that, anon. Even buzzards occasionally spew.

>>84177455
save yourself the disappointment and get a KFC Chicken Snackbox™ instead

>>84177511

isn't the snackbox $5 at the moment, not bad at all

>>84177455
I've literally searched this

The closest to the CBD is Red Rooster in Ermington, which is like 15km from the CBD

>>84177440
Lads I think I should join an aerobics class

if only the shills in this thread worked for red rooster in the early 00s in sydney, the franchise might have survived

>>84177526
yeah pretty cheap compared to McDonalds Chicken McBites which are $2.50 for 10, I remember getting at least 20 chicken balls/nuggets in the snackbox, most of which were larger than the Chicken McBites as well.

Thank god the project is fucking off. I'm so fucking done with their lefty shit, feel-good fluff news and that wanker Peter Helliar. The man thinks he's hot shit but he is least funny guy I've seen on tv. Hope he ends up the street, the lousy bastard.

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estraya yuh chicken is ready
estraya it's ready right now
estraya yuh chicken is ready
red red reddy red red red reddy red
red red reddy RED ROOSTAH
if I have to suffer earworm so do the rest of you

>>84177310
Just out of curiousity how old are you? I used to live in the heights in 90s.

You now remember Greg Fleet

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RIP

>>84177579

I just had mcdonalds for the first time in a couple of years the other day, $11 for a big mac meal, thought the cunts were robbing me. Couldn't believe it, the last time I had one it was $6

>>84177620
>$4 to rent snes/megadrive games for 3 days

the cunts deserved to die

summer heights high = we can be heroes >>>>>>>>>> angry boys > ja'mie > jonah from tonga

>>84177639
It's fucking extortion, always end up paying at least $10 per person every time I go but it's only a few blocks away and there aren't any alternatives within a kilometer or two so they get away with it.

>>84177639
tastes like nothing

i could eat 3 meals and not feel full

all empty carbs and sugar with fuckall protein to satiate

>>84177587
33, yeah I moved out in '99. Came back in '10 and it was jarring how much things had changed. Or maybe I did. Idk

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>>84177674
best girls

>>84177574
It's still going ok, I got 3 stores within 10km of my house

>>84177777
Nice quints cunt

>>84175346
There was this really great video about how his opinions on Islam are backward and even dangerous. While a lot of senior Muslim scholars in the West (not the ones on memri tv) are advocating for Islamic reform, Waleed is defiantly opposed. This is likely because it was promoted by the Liberal Party who are mostly white, which emphasizes another possible issue with his ethical stances.

His identity is tied to his ethnicity and faith (partially our fault) which makes him appear biased or even apologetic toward Islamic terrorism.

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>>84177471

Could do with another thread please mate. I'll be up for awhile.

>>84175061
>be average Aussie
>get home from work
>just wanna watch something light hearted
>'hey this project looks like some light entertainment'
>It's 1 hour of Waleed screaming at you calling you a racist