/tpg/ Twin Peaks General Fuck off, I can't be bothered

Wonder if the casino people will do something about Cooper when they seem him on TV.

I've also been thinking about the scenes in the Roadhouse and RR in the most recent episode and how much I like the idea of being in a location and then something happening rather than just cutting to a location as soon as something happens.

>>84172240
Also at the end when the guy runs into the RR, that guy is Bing, played by Lynch's son, and he's looking for someone named Billy. The subtitles were wrong. So that's something else to think about.

since OP beat me too it

https://pastebin.com/pZgXp6xm

Meanwhile: >>84163583

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Left: before browsing /tpg/
Right: after browsing /tpg/

>>84172347

Me on the far right is basically me seeing my HS girlfriend after 14 years (yeah, we still hooked up).

>>84172327
>beat you to it
>thread was in page 10 limbo for hours

It sure is Summer.

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>Murdered Major Garland Briggs, beheaded him, raped his body, raped his head and burned his office down
>Raped Audrey Horne while she was in a coma after the bomb at the bank, first with different parts of a dog, secondly with Major Briggs' decapitated head (She had a son, Richard Horne, the guy from the bar who later runs the kid over with his truck)
>While in the hospital pissed on Pete's corpse and shit on the parts of Andrew Packard they could salvage after the bomb blast
>Jaywalking
>Raped Donna
>Raped Little Nicky
>Raped Dick Tremayne
>Does not pay his taxes
>Executed and raped a FBI agent in Columbia after Albert gave Jeffries the name and then dismembered his body to make into a dancing manikin with dog parts and Major Briggs' head
>Humiliated Diane and then raped, beat and abused her after going to her house shortly after leaving the lodge, forced a dog to rape her as well before dismembering the dog and putting parts of it up her ass and leaving her traumatized
>Coerced poor truckers to read books on Tibet before beheading then raping them
>Never returns his library books
>Yodeled at then tortured, raped, and murdered Annie and then used her head along with Major Briggs' head as bloody sock puppets to reenact the opening scene of the Dark Knight Rises
>Litters constantly
>Mounted a dogs head on a pole after raping and killing it and chopped off all its legs to use as a crude message delivery system
>Instead of paying his speeding tickets he tracked down and raped the police officers

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OFFICIAL WOMEN OF TWIN PEAKS POWER RANKINGS
(Original Series/FWWM Only)

1. Audrey Horne
2. Annie Blackburn
3. FWWM Donna Hayward
4. Shelly Johnson
5. Norma Jennings
6. Jenny (Horne's Perfume Counter)
7. Eolani Jacoby
8. Ronette Pulaski
9. Teresa Banks
10. Lana Budding
11. French Girl (Hap's Diner)
12. Giggling Secretary (Deer Meadow Sheriff's Department)
13. Donna Hayward
14. Maddy Ferguson
15. Laura Palmer
16. Caroline Earle
17. Heba Thorsdottir
18. Josie Packard
19. Jones (Eckhardt's Assistant)
20. Margaret Honeycutt
21. Blackie O'Reilly
22. Lil The Dancer
23. Lucy Moran
24. Catherine Martell
25. Eileen Hayward
26. Julee Cruise
27. Evelyn Marsh
28. Betty Briggs
29. Gwen Morton
30. Nadine Hurley
31. Vivian Smythe Niles/M.T. Wentz
32. Heidi (German Waitress)
33. Sylvia Horne
34. Louie "Birdsong" Budway
35. Denise Bryson
36. Margaret Lanterman/Log Lady
37. Sarah Palmer
38. Mrs. Tremond/Chalfont
39. Irene (Hap's Diner)
40. Curious Woman (Fat Trout Trailer Park)

>>84172668
>Teresa in the Top 10
Well I'm satisfied

>>84172502
F R O S T E D
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>>84172668
seems legit

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>>84172647
>Jaywalking

>>84172668
>Laura palmer is 15

She's no. 1 you fucking Jew motherfucker you

>>84172647
>Raped Dick Tremayne

FALSE! Dick was into it.

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>>84172807

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>>84172668

>Laura at #15

So I finished season 1 and heard season 2 isn't very good and has a lot of filler, which episodes can I skip?

>>84173288

Watch it until Leland dies
Then you can fast-forward until episode... 18.

>>84173288
None. The skipping meme is just that, a meme, at the end of the day there's only a handful of eps which you could call completely bad or useless in S2. The first half is essential to the overall plot of Laura's murder, and the final 5-6 ones get a new important plot going which leads to the peculiar finale. If anything just skip James' scenes, his misadventure outside of Twin Peaks drags on for too long and is never all that interesting

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>>84172647
Why is lynch so obsessed with rape?

>>84173288
if you're really that much of an ADD faggot you can skip all the james scenes because they are literally useless, plus all the nadine stuff in case you don't find it funny and the whole subplot about andy and dick with a kid, but I would suggest skipping nothing

>>84173368

James' biking adventure would be fine if it tied in AT ALL to the other plots or mythos of Twin Peaks, Laura's life or the two lodges. His subplot doesn't contribute anything except to pad out running time.

well, these generals didn't last very long

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So, tell me /tpg/... Where was David Lynch born?

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>>84173489

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>>84173447
>obsessed with rape

>>84173489
TIMBUKTU XD haha us /tpg/heads are so wacky

Abandon this shitty doppelganger

Proper thread here


>>84173595
>>84173595
>>84173595
>>84173595
>>84173595
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>>84173463

>>84173603
why the fuck would you make a second general when the first is still on the top two pages

>>84173603
Fuck off, this one has a cool picture and your one doesn't

So if Mike leaves Gerard's body, will he rejoin with the arm or still be his own separate entity?

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so who /dougie/ here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htssVvBVEi4

>>84173703
Pretty sure Mike's been split into three seperate entities - the Arm, the Arm's doppelganger and Gerard.

There's no singular "mike" anymore (although at one point there used to be).

Did anyone else really dislike the opening/exposition scene in the last episode?
i feel it was something showtime forced him to do and it was shot begrudgingly and ironically.

>>84173793
the arm's Doppelganger is its own thing though. It's not split from anyone. Cooper's Doppelganger isn't split from him. It seems most things have a Doppelganger. I wonder if Bob & The Giant have one? Perhaps The Giant is Mike's Doppelganger?

>>84173870
I thought it was comfy as fuck, sitting down with Hawk and the Sheriff, getting back into that headspace

>>84173870
Which one, the first one set in Twin Peaks?

I really hated how they talk about Cooper going into the Black Lodge like it's an everyday occurrence. They could've just talked about how Cooper "disappeared", ffs.

>>84173878

Do Lodge spirits even have doppelgangers? I thought that was a human thing.

>>84173925
>They could've just talked about how Cooper "disappeared", ffs.
But they knew he disappeared into the Lodge.

>>84173945
well wouldn't The Arm be a piece of Mike's spirit?

>>84173916
>>84173925
yes that one. They talked about it like they just did a recap of the old show.It was not organic,just something to help new viewers through exposition.
I even saw a pleb review saying that this should have been the first episode,just because of that scene.

>>84173925
Well, the thing is they factually saw him entering the lodge, it's not that big of a mystery. Hawk in particular believes in these things

>>84173925
>I really hated how they talk about Cooper going into the Black Lodge like it's an everyday occurrence.
I think it sorta is, at least for Hawk

>>84173965
I'm actually hating the scenes set in the Sherrif office. The ones in Buckhorn are far better. The police officers there have more chemistry, too.

>>84173963
it would be the bad part that he wanted to remove

>>84173968
Yeah, I see your point. The sheriff probably goes along with it / just takes it as local folklore (doesn't want to insult Hawk's beliefs / heritage).

>>84174035
but if The Arm is bad, then why is The Arm's doppelganger bad? Shouldn't the Doppelganger be the reverse?

>>84174132
The Arm is bad and the doppelganger is bad as they are both creatures of the black lodge.I think their opposition comes in that the arm acts as a host and information office at the lodge, but the doppel is a bloodthirsty killer.

>No Missoula fag

>>84173925
It's Hawks heritage man

Unfixed heart detected

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What's Bob's doppelganger like?

/r/ing image of Andys ass

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pick one /tpg/

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>>84172668
Very low-IQ ranking

>>84174281
Pretty sure he doesn't have one. Bob is singular. The Arm only has a doppelganger because he's a split personality, if Mike had never cut him off he would've stayed singular too.

>>84174301
audrey is so much prettier than that FAS slag that it aint even a question,it should be visual cognisance test.

>>84174312
how come Anne's doppelganger was windom earle's wife?

>>84173792
so who /sweeping/ here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyA1IQdiR4I

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>>84174330
Audrey is a prostitute with a shitty x3 TeAsInG rawrrr personality.
Laura is where it's at if you disagree you ought to kill yourself >>IMO<<<

>>84174305
>not duchovny

>>84172319
he clearly sez "has anyone seen billy"

Can I skip season 1?

>>84174360
She wasn't, Cooper just chooses to view them similarly

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>>84174361
pure kino

>>84174366
If you prefer an ugly turboslut with daddy issues that would cheat on you with the next guy that gives her 10 dollars to a pure pretty rich and smart girl you should probably go to the nearest bridge and measure the earths gravital pull yourself my man.

Who or what is the One Ring of Twin Peaks?

>>84174386
Only watch the Missing Pieces.

>>84174440
what did he mean by this

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>>84174440
This guy

>>84174386
just watch FWWM then the pilot and the last 25 minutes of the last episode of season 2 and you've seen all the good shit

>>84174503
He's talking about some old book series written by a FUCKING WHITE MALE. Probably something Blonald Blumphf would like.

>>84172158
I havent seen S1, S2, FWWM, The missing pieces and the first 7 episodes of S3, will I still enjoy this season?

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>>84174305

>>84174615
Yeah but you'll enjoy it more if you watch the previous seasons so go watch them

boi

>people still making up shitty theories

Stop, Lynch doesn't want for his work to be over-analyzed.

>>84173965
Well, Sheriff Frank wasn't a sheriff back when all this shit happened, he needs that recap.

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>>84174669
Frost does though
Checkmate

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why are you guys such contrarians?
We need more coffee and less senile Lynch

>Download FWWM
>it's a mistitled Missing Pieces rip
>download another one
>same thing

Did I just get Lynched®?

>>84174792
Look for one that's not 90 minutes

>>84173489
MONGOLIAAAAAAAA

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Why does this shit-tier "DUDE ITS SO DEEP" show have a general?

>>84174669
>Stop, Lynch doesn't want for his paбoтa to be over-analyzed.
Did he actually said that somewhere?

>>84174850
What do you watch?

>>84174892
TWD

>>84174901
i love baywatch

>>84174892
Fargo and BCS. nothing else good on atm. Just explain how one can enjoy Lynch's self-sucking style for an entire TV series? Every preview I've seen, every synopsis, every clip, every webm, every meme has not interested me one bit. Just admit that the show sucks and you're watching it because DUDE LYNCH.
>>84174901
not me. nice try lynchfag

DUDE STRAWBERRY LMAO

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>>84174953

>>84174953
Well, I've never watched BCS and Fargo but I've never even clicked a thread talking about those shows, meanwhile you're out here all triggered

>>84174934
Wyndham Earl, Minus What Deleuze and we say his nature, Nature, makes sure that his two games are losing streak is the best part of "black lodge". Hotel safety, "knowledge" and "black" existential philosophy creates a block chain. God of surprise, "Do not worry," the desire to control the audience with a rich desire. As TMFAP's shame in "tone" tissues is absolute truth, but we are baroque (and any Lovecraftian). Earl reflects his personality, Rich Love Verborgenheit, produced in response to "4chan" (DC) optional. Simple - we (beneficiary) (specifics Cooper and Brix) principles that are consistent with the accuracy of the heart, due to uncertain mood. Palmer is committed to an intellectual step psychosomatic. Palmer's active ingredient is an insignificant legend, but very delicate but very important "normal". Earl phone that remains undiluted. "We can not do the theme" at the Black Audience Hotel a bit (negative) and undoubtedly wrote to Indians.

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>>84172347
>after getting a hot meme on /tpg/

>>84174994
I'm not triggered anon, I was just genuinely curious. Also I dislike all /tv/ generals because of the cancer and tripfagging.
>tfw no one can answer my question.

Was that Mike shitting on that little cunt dating Shelly's daughter a couple episodes ago?

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>>84174953
>Just admit that the show sucks and you're watching it because DUDE LYNCH.
Why is it so hard for autists to understand that people like different things.

>>84174953
>Every preview I've seen, every synopsis, every clip, every webm, every meme

I feel like I'm in /v/ right now, gotta admit I'm new to /tv/ but fuck this is a trash board. Watch the goddamn show before you trash it.

I thought Jacques was dead? Who was that on the phone at the bar?

Where do you guys watch the new season? I managed to watch the firstthree, but their crackdown team is really good.

>>84175119
Don't go sharin' this, I really like the quality of this site.
http://onlinetviz.com/twin-peaks?season=3

>>84175119
torrent?

>>84175107
his brother or cousin or somesuch

>>84174850
No one's saying it's so deep. It's just the format we enjoy. Lynch has stated he constructs his analogies and metaphors like dreams, so it's like decoding one of your own dreams. Sorry if it jogs the ol noggin.

>>84175043
I think it was Mike Nelson, looked like him. Can anyone confirm?

>>84172347
right is me before my morning coffee amirite

>>84174850
LYNCHED

>>84175179
thanks for the somewhat thoughtful response anon. it actually gives me closure.
>>84175074
I think I'm actually going to marathon it this weekend just to trash it anon.

>>84175119
found some weebs
not a very big site but a pretty good crew

>>84175241
You will be won over by it if your expectations are low. I trashed it as overrated, pseudo-intellectualism not even two weeks ago and wasn't even won over until episode 3. Since then, I watched seasons 1 and 2, Fire Walk With Me, The Missing Pieces, both audiobooks, and caught up on season 3.

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>>84174282

>>84175322
DAMN, ANDY BRENNAN LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?

>>84175376
It's shopped! I can tell by the chair

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Hand over the Sheryl Lee images, Sonny Jim.

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Windom Earle is inquestionably the best part of season two, simply because what enshrouds the Deleuzian representation of negation in “The Black Lodge” is by nature (W)indom (E)arle. We, the pure ample aspiration, the capital v-Viewer are held fantastically in a grip of pleasure as "solicitude", certainty as “knowingness” and “The Black Lodge” as ontological blockchain/godhead. TMFAP is absolute fact in opposition but the baroque villainy of WE's (and any Lovecraftian) the same sin to die “now” as on the path to Madness. The conditional “It” (DC) creates nothing in response, Earle's own humanity is reflected in his oeuvre of disguise-personalities. (performed) To WE (& the normative Cooper &Briggs) the Implacability of unsure sentiment is Earle’s selfenforcing principle, pleasure--simplicity. In Palmer, the reprised intelligences move towards psychosomatic transgression. WE's sickness is symptom & myth unlike the Palmer daughter his active agent is not important, but “normal” and yet pronouncedly considerable as such, bidding. “We a the, of not can he.” The subject of Earle is in an undiluted terrace viewed viewers become wrote wonders, noting nothing Indian anyhow in the Black Lodge (negation).

Then, there’s Earle, the something coupling with Lodge entities, (call it “force”, of what? of course: illusion. – by since And because of supremacy In ALL perceptions, (rare & cloistered the issue may be) what we then Now view as reality, IS,) [in WE's] subjection a full picture. In an open letter to Kenneth Welsh “Windom Earle” one asks to which if not to want introduction (Mark Frost) gigantic of up wrote run life, (MF) introduction, revelation, dreams, & value system, (MF,MF,DL,MF) ie. AS Windom Earle hAS in the Black Lodge. (the rudimentary transition in S2 of Windom A into form Windom B.) Perhaps to “comfyfags“ will greet these upon death, a paradoxical death for those who existence infects.

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>>84175548

>>84175674
Was Montoya /ourguy/?

I watched the old twin peaks for the first time and the palmer case part was neat, but the other half were legitimately the worst episodes of anything I've ever watched, what the fuck.
Fuck James holy shit is there an edit that just cuts most of the random shit that has no bearing on the plot?

>>84175674
DAT ASSS

FUCK
Second fap of the day comin' right up.

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Who knew Laura Dern had a decent tushy?

>>84175788
Lynch?

>>84175741
James was always cool

>>84175788
Ben Harper

>>84175741
Did you stick around for the last 4 episodes? I think the only truly bad eps are 11-17

>>84175895
And of that I'd say that only 15-17 is boring, with Slaves and Masters being a waste of time.

So where the fuck is Harry Truman? Is there some problem getting the actor? This new guy is alright but we want classic Truman scenes instead.

>>84175895
I lost interest completely at around 18 and just ended up fast forwarding everything that didn't have the cops or the fbi in the frame til the last ep.

>>84175003
what

Anyone have a link to the SHOTP audiobook file?

>>84175936
Ontkean is retired

>>84175969
It's pasta, don't reply to it.

I'm a newfag to /tv/ and even I know this.

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>bout to start the new series
>Albert only listed in 4 episodes

>>84176197
well he died last episode

>>84176435
I can't believe the doppelganger raped his corpse.

Imagine if Lynch didn't come back for Beyond Life and Death. The original script is so bad.

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>>84173447
Because he definitely DID NOT rape his underage daughter and make a TV show about it

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Where do the Georgia coffee commercials fit in the show's chronology?

>>84173870
It was worth is just because of the fucking desk computer.

>>84176794
It's DoppelCoop in them

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Iiiiiii'm the aaaarm
and I sound like this FUCK YOU LYNCH YOU RAPIST JEW COCKSUCKER GIVE ME BACK MY ROLE REEEEEEE

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Last night i had a dream about shelly sucking my dick. F E L T G O O D

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there are 2 themes i'm looking for:
-the one that accompanies the opening shots of las vegas
-the one for cooper transfixed by the statue

both feature in ep 5. also interested to know if they are by badalamenti

>>84174386
Just watch it anon, its arguably the best part of the original airing

>>84177052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijcTx6vBoJw

>>84172668
>Lucy Moran
>#25

Im truly disappointed in you anon

>>84176910
No wonder he's shilling for fucking canned coffee

>>84175082
looks like a fucking vaporwave album cover

>>84177123
so they're both the same song. did badalamenti compose anything new for this season?

>>84174361
Fuck i thought it was actually going to be an unedited 1 hour loop

/tpg/, I want people who enjoy this show to post things they dislike about it.

>>84177334
>things they dislike about it.
The fanbase

>The chrome reflects our image
>Electricity
>From pure air
>We have descended from pure air

what did he mean here?

>>84177334
Frank Silva being dead

Is there any fan edit of blue velvet that adds in the 50+ mins of deleted scenes?

>>84177448
I don't think they can be edited in

>>84177334
literally the only thing i have disliked so far is that yellow flame/lodge effect in the casino and when that kid got run over. I think it's the only effect that looks genuinely bad and not in a stylistic way.

>>84177334
the pacing can be frustrating. tends to lessen on rewatches though

>>84177334
Andy and Lucy in S3

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Fuuuuuuucccckkkkk ooooofffffffffff

>>84177483
>that yellow flame/lodge effect in the casino
Yeah what the fuck was that?

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>>84177529

>>84177334
James

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90's Sheryl Lee

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>you are eating lunch
>suddenly you are teleported to the black lodge
>a thing appears, like an electric tree or a brain or something
>it starts making fart noises

What do?

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>>84173870
Yeah, I didn't like how they were explaining the story to the slower members of the audience. I don't want plebshit like that in my Lynch.

>>84177334
No Harry Truman this season.

>>84177529
Cooper was gay for Truman.

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>>84177334
Loving season 3, but I think it is far from flawless, still I embrace it for what it is because I don't think there could have been a much better alternative.

>Flat photography/cinematography

A lot of scenes just look boring, Lynch lowered his standards when he embraced the convenience of digital, I wish he hadn't. I want more close-ups like FWWM had, I want some more weight to the movement of the camera.

>Sound

Don't get me wrong, sound design is fantastic, but the way audio has been captured during the shoot means almost all dialogue and footsteps, doors opening, anything making noise has tons of reverberations and it sounds a bit amateurish, I wish audio was cleaner.

>Expository dialogue

The weird blend of Lynch and Mark works pretty great for the most part, but there are some of these really jarring expository scenes where the abstract is met with this really direct exposition and it's not a great mix. I much prefer the red room scenes of the original show and movie due to this, the ones in season 3 have been mixed, on one hand scenes like non-existent are amazing but the tree spelling out the plot thread was just weird. Wasn't the red room supposed to be psychological? That felt like everything but that.

>Digital composite shots

You can do better, Lynch. You did better in the original show and movie, why are these looking so haphazard? They get the job done but that's it.

>Female characters

Before Diane in episode 7, there's been very few interesting female characters, I'm hoping that changes now. Original had a great set of female characters, and Laura Palmer is my favorite female lead ever.

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>>84177997

I miss the brooding mystery feel to the red room. Now it just feels like memes

https://youtu.be/2vOg0HyJpvI

>>84174301
1. Laura/Maddy
2. Donna
3. Audrey
4. Shelly
5. Annie

>>84173870
I didn't hate it but it needed Ontkean quite bad. It had no pulse.

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>>84175107
>>84175166

his doppelganger

>>84174850
because it isn't deep at all and contains lots of /tv/-tier fanservice?

>>84172347

i never thought i would say this but damn, Laura Dern was cute...

>>84176719
Well, there's no chance Season 3 would exist for one. L & F are on record saying re-watching episode 29 is what inspired them to do it in the first place.

>>84178236
She's fine looking, just aged like shit

>>84177838
Squeeze his hand off

>>84178352
She must be close to 60. She looks pretty good, tbqh.

>>84177529
Current decade: not avoiding artists social life.
Why are you doing this to yourself, anons?

>>84175674
What movie is this from?

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>>84178457
John Carpenter's Vampires

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>>84174850

>>84175674
which Baldwin is that

>>84178513

Terry

>>84178513
why do they all look the same, it's really weird

>>84174041
the sheriff actually respects hawk a lot more than anybody else. you can often see his hidden frustration in conversations with other stuff, whereas with hawk he's always paying attention no matter what the topic is

>>84176197
the new series hasn't even finished airing, you doofus. He's more than likely going to be in more than four episodes.

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>>84178513
Daniel
Second oldest, after Alec
Mainly famous for being the druggie one

>>84178674
IMDB lists appearances in all 18 eps from the looks of it

>>84176991
oh yes... YES

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Hello, Buella

MONTERIGGIONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>84178754
yeah, but it's not corrected until the episode airs.

>>84174366
Laura was a literal prostitute

>>84178513
Stumpy

>>84177842
he was also giving frank a quick rundown seeing as he wasn't involved in the case

>>84172647
>Never returns his library books
That's it, this guy needs to be stopped.

>>84172668
Where's the stripper from the pink room

For me, it's Shelley.

>aged the best
>best face
>actually works hard
>not a prostitute
>fun personality

>>84175983
God i hope he at least makes a cameo or something. Of course one of the major characters doesnt want to come back. fuck

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Pie!

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>>84179105

>>84179385
I don't miss him at all, his brother is a better actor

>>84178437
She's 50

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>there are individuals on this board who unironically believe that a sequence of refulgent spectrums appearing to flash across the passenger compartment windows of a private aeroplane's fuselage may veritably hold the key to one of the infinitesimal conundrums of the twin peaks nexus

Was Laura a bad girl at heart or was it only because of BOBand that she became bad?

>>84179495
If that was really a morse code, what would be a cool thing to spell? Fire walk with me?

>>84179556
she was a muffin

>>84177334
The kid getting hit by the truck felt like a cheap shock tactic and was edited/executed pretty badly.
The new sheriff having one-sided telephone calls with Harry feels incredibly forced and doesn't seem to serve much purpose at all beyond reminding the viewer that Michael Ontkean isn't in the new series.
that's it.

>>84179495
who was this cancer guy? was he a returning a character ?

>>84179594
He was (You)

>>84179495
who is this guy anyways

>>84179581
The new sheriff is supposed to be temporary, it's only normal that he'd keep Harry updated

>>84179556
She was abused her whole life, so it's really hard to say.

>>84179634
It makes sense from a logical standpoint but unless they're somehow building up to something (which seems highly unlikely since they're in service of a character whose actor is retired) then they just feel like pointless filler scenes.

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>>84179594
Lead singer of the Headstones, strangely enough.

>>84174429
How can you so fundamentally misunderstand everything.

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Would you? Keep in mind she's single

>>84177334
The only thing that bugs me is the two Sheriff Truman's. If they couldn't get the actor to return, they should have just recast him instead of inventing a role where his brother has the same job and same personality.

>>84179684
Not an argument.

>>84172668
anyone who doesnt say Shelly, even the season 3 version is a faggot pleb

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>>84179581
The significance was not in the act of the child dying, but where the child's life was taken.

>>84179701
If I wasn't married with kids, hell yeah I would.

>>84179739
you're married to a kid?

>>84179714
Recasting characters is a meme and ruins the immersion, I actually like what Lynch did with the character. Mark Frost's book tell us that Harry's family is all sheriffs so that makes sense

>>84179796
No, kidS

>>84177334
Digital looks pretty awful, but not as bad as I expected. I wish they would have opted for film. All modern television shows suffer from the use of digital, but Twin Peaks especially.

Camera work is sterile a lot of the time, which contributes enormously to the awkward (and not "Lynchian" awkward) scenes.

A lot of the extras seem like they just stepped on from the set after taking a plane from Seattle/San Francisco

Some extras have really strange clothes.

Some effects look bad, and not frightening or disturbing. Sometimes I think the older generations don't notice how bad some CGI looks because they are so unfamiliar with it.

Some scenes, like the kid dying, are out of place.

Missing actors.

>>84179701
fuck yeah

>>84177334
that stupid brain-tree

>>84177334
Tammy and the other waifus dont return my calls

>>84179858
Polygamist then?

>>84180165
Not quite. Just enough kids to count for one adult person

>>84179866
>Camera work is sterile a lot of the time, which contributes enormously to the awkward (and not "Lynchian" awkward) scenes.

YES. This is a huge problem, a lot of the scenes that are supposed to feel Lynchian in their trudged pacing just feel like nothing but voyeuristic flat shots of people being incompetent, there's no style or character to it, just extraneous footage.

I wouldn't call any of the Dougie scenes out for that though, but there are scenes that are just brutal and bad.

>>84178236
She was cute in that movie with Jodie Foster

>>84174850
It's just so fucking comfy.

Only just gotten around to watching the latest episode. Scene with the detectives in Dougie's office was hilarious. Favourite moment of the show so far. Loved the comfy ending credits scene too; beats the usual bar song which, to me, is sterile.

>>84178236
somebody never saw wild at heart

>>84174035
I don't think so, I think it just severed the contract with BOB.

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Kek i always thought it was Lynch himself playing this old lady

>>84180467
What the fuck was her problem?

>>84180467
What are you talking about? It was him.

>>84177334
No Cooper/Truman bromance in S3
Inconsistency with FWWM in S3 re: the diary
Little Nicky
John Justice Wheeler and you goddamn know why
No Ronette tits
No golden shower scene with Rhonda

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>>84172158
Shit thread. Sage.

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>>84180528
stupid qt Coop

>>84180542
fuck you gene kelly motherfucker

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If you ignore it, maybe it will go away.

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>>84172668
Kek this is my list

Glad to see someone agreed enough to turn it into pasta.

>>84177334
The editing.
The CGI.

>>84177334
Some scenes are pointlessly long and slow upon rewatch. Like the first time we see the glass box.

>>84177334
mid season 2, specifically
>james & evelyn
>little nicky
>supernadine
subplots

minus that it's the purest of kinos

>>84179495
why did he specifically edit those in
just LYNCHing around?

>>84177334
I thought the tag game played by the mom and son was a shitty way to develop the hit and run but I still loved that scene.

That Harvey scene if not developed will stick out on my mind as something ridiculous.

The music has at times not been great. Badamaleti should be more involved.

>>84179556
read the secret diary of laura palmer to find out
t. jennifer lynch

>>84180512
no it wasn't you fucking idiot

>>84181169
How can I read it if it's secret?

POST RHONDA

i need to pee

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>>84181384
stories plaza

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>there are individuals on this board that still don't understand the sweeping scene

>>84172668
I feel like FWWM Donna should be second

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>>84181409
>there are individuals on this board that pretend to "understand" the sweeping scene

I just got off the phone with Lynch. He's laughing at you, by the way.

Why does Dougie have long hair and talks more in some scenes?

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Tell me about the boys
Why and how did they start being not so nice anymore?

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>>84181444
>Lynch
>going near a phone

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>>84181453
They found out the truth

>mfw i watched all seven episodes on my fucking telephone

>>84181519
fucking moron

>>84181453
They asked too many questions and found out what Jack Nance found out.

>>84181519
This is what Lynch thinks of you.
https://youtu.be/wKiIroiCvZ0

>>84181519
You THINK you watched all seven episodes

Such a sadness

>>84181444
The beauty of the Sweeping Scene is the simplicity. It is such a mundane act. It shows a normal, unexciting moment at the roadhouse. And yet it sticks out to the viewer. It is quite a feat: to make something completely unremarkable odd. It is memorable despite nothing really happening. Bravo Lynch.

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>>84181519
Do you think you'll wake up tomorrow, anon? I don't think you will.

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>>84181444
>casually admitting your inability to interpret a basic 2 minute lynch vignette

Why are you even here?

>the doctor says he can't remember what he had for breakfast
>then describes what he had for breakfast

is the doctor evil?

>>84180628
What movie is this?

>>84181623
>le interpret
>le understand
>le DEEP MEANING

Hello, person who just heard of Lynch within the last year. How's your freshman film course going?

>>84181657
>filename

>>84181594
is that a gay couple?

>>84181453
Lynch confirmed for autistic

>>84181657
>
Showgirls. Plebs fap to the girls, Patricians fap to qt Coop

Rhonda best girl.

>>84179866

I heard they did pick random people off the street as extras, like you could go to the filming location and they'd just let you be an extra. Which explains all the Reddit numales in the background.

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>>84181400
god damn lads

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>>84181753
Reddit: The Street Corner

>>84179594

I feel like he's going to kill Ben Horne for cucking him (even though he really isn't)

>>84174953

I'm pretty sure I'm taking the bait here but I don't understand how you can enjoy Fargo while referring to another TV show as "self-sucking".

>>84181400
>stories plaza
Is this one of the times when anon typed the captcha into the post?

>>84181867
Kek, yes. I fucked up.

Annual reminder that if you don't want to be Laura Palmer, you don't belong here

>>84181897
Black Lodge confirmed.

LELand
BOB

S3 needs more James.

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So for how long her corpse had been lying in Hasting's house?

>>84181985
Bitch deserved it

>>84181985
BBBRRRAAAAAAPPP

where was Phoebe Augustine so far in S3? I see she's credited as American Girl.

>>84181985
Evilcoop raped that

>>84181900
Fuck off Bob

>>84182024
She was the 2nd girl in the purple outer space area. The one after the eyeless Asian, who told Cooper "her mother" was coming.

>>84182024
she was in episode 1 or 2. she appeared right before cooper got sucked into the electrical socket

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>>84181900
I want to be WITH Laura Palmer!

>>84182054
>eyeless Asian
They have eyes, they're just well-hidden.

>>84182032
I ma not BOb

>>84182088
t. Robertson

>>84182073
Sheryl Lee was and will always be CUTE!

>>84182080
*Andrew Dice Clay voice*
>you could blindfold these people with dental floss

>>84182088
Yeah, BOB wasn't Italian-American so you're probably telling the truth.

NEW THREAD
>>84182154
>>84182154
>>84182154

>>84181594
I want to see that electric baby.

>>84182080
>>84182114

kek

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Just finished Season 2. Just some thoughts if anyone cares.

>Lana Budding behaves sort of how I imagined Audrey was going to be after episode 1. Audrey took a much different turn obviously.
>Windom Earle is somehow more of a bad ass psycho killer than BOB.
>The angle with Annie was a little too obvious.
>Loved the season finale, especially when Coop started bleeding from the gut wound.
>Lynch was surprisingly likeable as Gordon. I already knew he was a pretty decent actor from his appearance on Louie though.
>I want to eat Josie's ass.
>Billy Zane's appearance and character were jarring. I feel like it was just written in because they nixed the morally questionable romantic possibility of Audrey and Coop. Same with the appearance of Annie.
>Dick was a great character until the end.
>Windom's surprise attack in the Log Lady disguise was hilarious.

Not looking forward to the movie much, I've heard it's not good, but I'm pretty fresh on the material so maybe I'll like it. See you all in Valhalla.

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>>84181574
>.
BASED LOL

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>>84173288
What the fuck is up with people asking if they can skip Season 2. If it's your first time watching it then no, are you fucking retarded. Watch the whole thing.

>>84179358

Shelley is really cruel and callous in the first season.

Her face looks odd now.

>>84181453
He raped them

>>84182205

You sound like a fairly big pleb so you might not like FWWM which is a masterpiece

>>84182205
fuck you

>>84181430
I second this motion. Why Annie is ranked above anybody else is a mystery to me.

>>84180446
no he cut off the arm with the fire walk with me tattoo because he saw the face of god