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I M A G I N E

be honest /tv/ would you?

>>84171265
Imagine being a big guy and watching this and fucking models? Because, dude.

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IMAGINE
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>>84171265
Her body is incredibly attractive. Her face is a 5/10. The only horrendous thing about her is her dance moves.

A R N O L D

>>84171297
I'd stick my dingus in almost anything 2bh.

Imagine there's no Heaven
It's easy if you try
And no Hell below us
Above us only sky

Imagine all the people
Living for today
Imagine there's no country
It isn't hard to do

Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you will join us
And the world will be as one

Imagine no posessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
Or Brotherhood of Man

Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world
You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one

I hope someday you will join us
And the world will be as one

Wow, Jamie Lee looks like that?

Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people living for today
Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people living life in peace, you
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll join us
And the world will be as one

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Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>84171374
>>84171490
>>84171587
Overrated song. As shit as the meme >>84171600

>>84171374
Can someone shop Lennon's face onto Arnold's IMAGINE face image?

Make sure to get the colors / lighting right.

>>84171490
>>84171587
God this song is so terrifying. Truly a communist hellhole that he's describing. I still don't know why people liked john Lennon so much. Fucking liberal faggot

her body reminds me of this brunette woman who is in a bunch of amateur cuck videos floating around the internet. her name is rebecca I think? i'm not even into that shit but her videos are good just because she CLEARLY loves it. like very loud audible squishy wet pussy fucking

>>84171638
It's such a childish, stupid argument too. Why would a lack of religion or countries suddenly necessarily result in people no longer being selfish, competitive, and corrupt?

I wish someone could go back in time and shoot Karl Marx in his damned cradle.

>>84171606
t. jamie curtis

>>84171265
HOLY FUCKING YUM

Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try

>>84171600
still le comedy gold after all these years

>>84171600
this will never not be funny

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>>84171297
if you would not, you are a homosexual

>>84171297
Already fapped to that scene multiple times, would smash desu.

>>84174375
This, idc about that ugly ayy lmao face that body is still gucci

>>84171265

Marilyn manson?

>>84171638
This

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>short hair
>huge tits
Normally I love this but something just isn't right with Jamie

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goat body

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Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>84171540
Looked. LOOKED like that. How old are you kid? Shouldn't you be in bed?

>>84171600
holy shit is this new pasta?

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>>84171265

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Her tits were pretty great back in the day

>>84180551

van houten wins inmybumblo

>>84180725
>aged 40
>tits like a fresh teenager

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>tfw daddario and julia benson will never sandwich your dick between their tilky mits

>>84180551
turn this into a rolling game?

also well done putting laura surrich in there, every spartacus thread focuses on the blonde aussie

>>84180059
>being this new

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>>84180551
>Rosabell Sellers and Ana de Armas' perky, round tits side by side
>you will never be in that sandwich

>>84171265
>No Children
,>Manface

She's a pseudohermaphrodite.

>>84171297
Think I'd rather just jack off on her stomach than actually smash

>>84181772
Took me the bones of an hour to make that collage, I've seen enough image programs for now. Anyone else feel free to make a roll version though.

>>84171600
>they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day

I lose it every time at that.

>>84180551
>that top row
wew

The whole adultery subplot should have been cut. Even ignoring the meme it does nothing but slow the movie down. The run time is more than long enough without it. It would be a nearly perfect action movie without it.

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>>84171265

Reminder that it's scenes like that that the fundamentalist Muslims want to destroy our society, one way or another (nukes or mass immigration of sharia law, true either way). Just some gal shaking what God gave her.

>>84180551
Diora Baird will never be topped, though.
Her tits aren't just big and perky, they're perfectly shaped.

RADIOACTIVE, RADIOACTIVE

>>84180551
Erika Eleniak has the gold standard for tits in that pic. Exquisite mammaries.

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>>84185054
>that playboy shoot she did after wedding crashers
hnng

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>>84180551
>Ana de Armas
>Erika Eleniak

MOMMY

>>84171265
one of my very first /tv/ faps

good times

>>84180551
Katie Holmes, super underrated