Alison Brie DESTROYS boob fetishist

>>84170924
Jokes on her I've never heard of her.

>>84170924
wow going nude on camera so empowering so brave

>>84170924
Is other really a fetish if you're turned on by a conventional erogenous zone?

Hi, Alison Brie's mom!

>>84170924
STUPID FUCKING BITCH REEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK ROASTIES WOMEN ARE RETARDED

Wtf I hate boobs now

wow, i LOVE brie now!
Gillian whom?

Jokes on her, muscle girls are my other fetish

Do parents of famous people really look up message board posts about their kids? It's especially weird that her mom is reading post after post of people talking about her daughter's boobs.

>>84170924

>That damage control.

She looks like a fucking stick. Her face looks like it got hit with an age shovel and her tits that she has been hyping up for more than half a decade aren't as good and finally people will see them.

Full. On. Damage. Control.

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>>84170924
>boob fetish
Watch out guys someone has a naked lady fetish.

too late bitch. at least Gillian did it before she was too far gone

>>84170924
She should've done nude scenes five years ago before she wrecked her face, maybe people would still know who she is

>>84170924
The one where she talks about foot fetishists is better

>>84170924
>it's sort of like a fuck-you to the boob fetish people
I'd like to hear her explain why exactly these people need to be told "fuck you". Because I think her explanation would be bullshit and she'd realize it.

>>84170924
>boob fetishist

You mean a heterosexual male?

>>84170924
>tits
>a fetish

>Good boobs = big boobs
>Fuck you boob guys my boobs are small!

>>84170924
never found her attractive in any capacity

>>84170942
Right?!

>>84170924
/tv/ FUCKING DESTROYED

HOW WILL /tv/ EVER RECOVER?

Maybe she shouldn't encourage these "fetishists" with constant tit pics. Google her almost every photo's focal point is her tits.

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>>84170924
>boob fetishism

>>84170924

>men are naturally attracted to women
>it's now a fetish

their fascination wasn't just with your tits, it was with you, dumb broad.

Allison Brie is a no name. Im pretty sure only men on the internet even know who she is. I was talking to my gf about her one time and she had no idea who Allison Brie was and she is a typical normie who watches E and knows the current celebs.

>>84170924
Is she legitimately retarded? Guys liking tits isn't a fetish in any sense of the word.

gas all boobfags

>>84170924
She has ALWAYS given fan service / lewds to her horny fanbase and she knows it.

But it's trendy to be all "I'm sayin' fuck you to the boob fetishists!" Suuuure you are, Alison.

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she looks good when the MOLE is nowhere to be seen

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>>84170924
>the most muscular i've ever been

>>84171353
Gross. She should have gotten naked a decade ago.

>>84170924
her tits are fairly nice, it's her face that kills boners

>says fuck you to the boob fetishists by showing boobs

How about a fuck you to the face sitting fetishists?

>>84171353
what mole?

>>84170924
Fuck all boob fetishists
Fuck all vagina fetishists
Fuck all face fetishists
Fuck all butt fetishists
Fuck all feet fetishists
Fuck all hair fetishists
Fuck all eye fetishists

A FEMALE'S PERSONALITY IS THE ONLY THING YOU SHOULD FIND ATTRACTIVE YOU SEXIST MISOGYNIST PIGS!

>>84171485
Too bad she's a cunt.

>>84171485
I want to cum on Alison Brie's personality

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>Wears push-up bras her entire career
>"NOW MY BOOBS ARE SMALLER OKAY JUST DON'T ASK QUESTIONS"

>>84171504
All women are beautiful on the inside! No exceptions!

>>84171353
>"I'm saying fuck you to the horny fetishists!"

She says as she stands there for the camera in her panties.

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>>84171485
She never said that. Bit of an overreaction to such an obviously ironic comment if you ask me.

>>84170924
giv retarded gf

She crammed like three different backdoor brags into one paragraph lmao

Should have showed em when she was in her prime and actually made some money

>tell a girl she's pretty
>get excused of fetishising
It's a doggy dog world.

>>84171677
Lel this

So she finally unwrapped the puppies... I just checked out the pics, not bad for a 35 year old but I bet they would have looked breathtaking about 10 years ago.

I have to be honest my guys, i have a pusy fetish

>>84171353
those feet are fucking gross

>>84171835
fuck off fraud

>>84171835
you have a fetish for being a fucking fraud fuck you

Titts or GTFO Alison's mom

>fans make her rich and famous
>a bunch are men who like her because they think she's attractive
>she's not flattered
>instead she literally says fuck you to a huge percentage of her fanbase

does this dumb cunt not realize 99% of her appeal is that men want to plunge their cocks in her? she wouldn't be famous otherwise.

>>84170924
>yeah ummm showing my boobs was like a fuck you to like ummm everyone who wants to see my boobs you know
t. every crackwhore ever

>>84170924
Okay?
It's not like there's plenty of big boob porn sites out there for me to get my fix, I don't need her to get off.

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ha!!! FUCK you for being attracted to me!!!
>:DDDD

>>84171880
Way to go full MRA over a FUCKING JOKE, dude. Do you ever go outside?

>>84171548
It's because she's a feminist (hurr soggy knees muh sexism) but is still a roasty at heart (gee I hope Chad doesn't see me like this teehee XD).

>>84170924
how is it that men and women are both homo sapiens yet the wiring in women brains are a mess

"why do men like boobs" lmao. i mean how fucking dense can you be

>>84170924
>running joke in Community where her boobs are so prominent they literally name the pet monkey "Annie's Boobs"
>hurrr I never would have guessed anyone would be interested in my breasts durrrr

sure thing jew

>>84171992
correction since it wasn't directed at men specifically

"why do people* like boobs"

>>84170995
It was probably on the imdb message boards before GOD finally purged that cancerous place.

>her claiming shes not aware nor takes advantage of her faggot (reddit) internet fan base.
>cunt

That sounds like a retarded preemptive excuse to deter people from saying her tits aren't great.

>>84171158
Faggot. She has no control where the photographer points the camera, or what the editor zooms into.

>>84171818
They always show them too late, it's always to rejuvenate a waning career. They begin to get to their 30s/40s, interest in them wanes, so they play their last bargaining chip, the nude scene. It nets them a big pay day and gets them back into the limelight.

BUT by the time they're finally showing everything off, their looks have already waned significantly. Most of these curvy women lose a lot of weight (think Scarlett Johanson) which is never kind of the boobs, always makes them sag. It would have been much nicer to see Scarlett and Alison in their early 20s, not when they've begun to look like aging soccer moms.

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>>84172025
ugh it was toxic

>>84171980
lol, this
are you guys really too dumb to realize she's just joking around?
>>84171992
>>84171952
>>84171938
>>84172000
>>84170967
Christ, you guys are easily triggered. Fucking virgins

>boob fetish
TIT PLEBS BTFO
FEET CHADS WIN AGAIN

>"I'll just show my boobs to the people who fetishize my boobs. THAT will show them!"

Women amirite

>>84171218
The fuck are you dating an E watching normie for anon? Have some standards.

>>84170924
>have shit tits
>haha fuck you boobs fetishists Im fit now

>>84171532
fucking rapist shitlord!

>>84171353
I'd slice her turnip if you know what I meme.

>>84172143

don't virgin shame me bigot

>>84170924
i like boobs AND dicks
also butts
and pregnant bellies

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>>84172231
>Hehe guys find tits and nips cute?
>Fuck them lets bare them to make them not like them teehee!

>all these boobs fetishists taking this as a personal insult
you don't understand how women work. She was trying to be funny, didn't work but this as good as you're gonna get from a female "actor"

>>84170924
>tits
>fetish
So any straight guy
This is like saying you have a nude women fetish, it makes no sense

>>84172520
No wonder you never get laid

>>84172538
Go to bed Alison.

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chestlets when will they learn??

>>84170951
Breast fetishism is highly prevalent but far from universal. It's like 10 something percent of straight males are sexually attracted to breasts.

I don't get breast fetishism. I've tried to understand it, I've sucked titties, I've groped them, it does nothing for me.

Now feet, on the other hand...

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>>84172663
Now here is a man of taste

>>84172663
I'm more about a cute face and nice legs, personally

a good ass, and neck, and hips, is good too.

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>>84170924
So she loves her footfans but hate the people who fetishize her breasts?

hightestfags win again.

>>84172520
I think the only body part attraction that can't count as a fetish is the vagina. If you're straight but you aren't aroused by the sight or sensation of vag, you aren't straight. You're woman attracted but assexual.

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>>84170924

RIP annie's boobs

>>84172247
You want him to date men?

>>84172716
Says a poster named Anne.

Honestly, I think most guys are more into vaginas 'functionally'. Like we like fucking them, like the feeling, but if we're going to focus on the beauty of a fetishized body part, it's usually not the roast beef gash.

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>>84172048
Definitely all the photographer in this photo. She had no idea her tits were the focal point of this shoot.

>>84170980
top tier

>>84170924
>mom, i have great boobs. how dare you
did they fucked afterwards?

>>84172663
>Now feet, on the other hand...
i hope all you faggots die.

>>84172909
>he can't enjoy a woman from head to toe

you will always be a lesser man,

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>>84170980
>>84172874
This

>>84171628
This poor guy became a canvas for some horrible and retarded (as usual) liberal meme to be peddled by a retarded liberal such as yourself. Sucks for him

>>84170924
Here's the real underlying problem that every attractive woman faces. Attractive women show off their body, they know it looks good. This will in turn attract ALL men, she'll get attention from guys she wants it from (directors, studio execs, etc) AND from guys she doesn't.

This is why women tend to have the very mixed message of showing off their body and then having some rhetoric of "how dare you eye rape my body or catcall me? I'm more than a pair of boobs. Etc." On the one hand they want to entice *some* of the male population but they want to discourage attention from guys they don't want it from.

It's the underlying theme of the slutwalk....

It's the exact same shtick Ariel Winter has been doing for at least 5 years now.

>>84170924

>Boob fetish people

Does she mean everyone? Everyone loves boobs.

>>84172827
It's almost like anon was referring to paparazzi pics, which outweigh the amount of photoshoot pics there are of her, my autistic friend.

>>84170924
>fuck you, my only fans

>>84171353
Not so much when you see the untouched UHD shots of her face with her crows feet and thinning lips

>>84170924
>boob fetish
thats not a fetish everyone likes boobs.

>>84170924
lol at the feigned naivety.

lol at the pretend outrage

Men like boobs, particularly a big shapely pair of perky naturals on a 20 something hot chick. That's no secret.

And every man is a boob fetishist to some extent. Though it's true some might like ass, legs, or feet more.

>>84172663
>It's like 10 something percent of straight males are sexually attracted to breasts

What a load of fucking horseshit, give me a source right now or shut your stupid fucking mouth.

>>84170924
>making excuses for her small boobs she always cheated with push up bras
pathetic

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>>84170924
>boob fetishist

>>84172971
>>84173051
>>84173101
>>84173160
Have any of you ever interacted with a woman before? She's making a joke.

>>84173189
Where the fuck do you think you are?

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>:( HOW DARE YOU, MOM, TALK ABOUT MY BOOBS THAT YOU CREATED
fuck you cunt

>>84173189
I didn't even look at OP's pic, faggot

>>84173189
Women are funny, get over it.

>>84171485
But anon, women don't have personalities.

>make joke
>turbo virgin autists go full nuclear meltdown
Jesus, get it together. You're worse than those tumblr shit heads

>>84170924
It's more of a fuck you to her career

>>84171737
And I'm the fucking chinaman.

>>84173399
>make shitty joke
>people make fun of you
>cry that these people are virgins and worse than tumblr

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>>84173399
>white knight calling people virgins
can't make this shit up.

>>84170924
So... she has a nude scene in GLOW... nice.

>i'm the most muscular i've ever been

translation

>im the skinniest and most ghoulish ive ever been

>Alison, people like your feet.
>Oh? teehee well here they are!

>Alison, people like your boobs.
>Oh? WELL FUCK THOSE GUYS, I TRAINED LIKE A COMMANDO JUST TO GET RID OF THEM HA JOKES ON YOU FUCKERS.

Jesus Alison!

>>84173546
You shouldn't use words you don't understand, permavirgin.

>>84171021
You are mentally ill.

>>84173501
>make shitty joke
>obsese neckbeards get booty blasted
Aye

ITT: autists

>>84172663

>being this gay

oh wait he's a tripfag

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>>84173624

>>84171353
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP

>>84172950
>look funny
>people make fun of you

way it's always been, natural as breathing

>>84173643
>defending female star on the internet
>she still won't fuck you

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>boob tumblr
>message board
>obsssed with Allison

Does Mom Brie post on 4chan?

>>84173757
Kill yourself, mobilecuck. IMDB was a thing, and there are other message boards on the internet.

>>84173756
>be virgin
>continue to cry virgin tears

I want to spank that slut.

>>84170967
The roastie thing is a meme, it's a genetic lottery, some vagainas are like that.
My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you can't see the labia
Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin
Same as the "uncut dicks smell" thing
I am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while my the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smell

>>84173757
if it was 4chan theyd be talking about feets

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>>84173844
(you)

>>84171053
>wrecked her face
what do you mean by this? i've noticed she doesn't look as good as early community but couldn't put my finger on it

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Didn't it leak a few weeks ago?

Pic related

>>84173655
>he

>>84173861
meh

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>>84170924

>BrieMom : Honey they're talking about you on the Internet.
>Brie : Teehee, oh those dirty fanboys!
>BrieMom : No sweetie, they're saying your face changed due to plastic surgery and that your breasts deflated.
>Brie : WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
>BrieMom : But honey that's what happens when you work out, you lose breast fat.
>Brie : No.. NO!! NO THEY ARE THE MEANIES HERE!! THOSE.. THOSE... BOOB FETISHISTS!
>BrieMom : Technically liking boobs is not a fetish.
>Brie : HAH I'M GLAD I LOST MY BOOBS! YEAH! FUCK YOU FAPPERS! I'm.. I'm not a lewd person like you! yeah.. I DID IT ON PURPOSE!!

>>84173640
Fuck off Alison

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>>84173846
>My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you can't see the labia
>while my the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells

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>>84173844

>>84173861
>I'm the most muscular I've ever been

>>84170924
this is why ASS is the patrician choice

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>>84173176
why is Angela so superior?

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>>84173806
(((You)))

>>84174145
why are women such whores?

>>84174189
>not showing her tits
>not showing her pussy
>whore
??

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>>84173846

>>84173822
>lose argument
>want to have the last word
>continue saying virgin

>>84174145
jesus christo 0.0

>>84174271
But that's literally what you are.

>>84170924
Do she think she's the only girl with great boobs or something?

>>84172920
>this is what feetfags tell themselves
oh i'm laffin

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>>84173846

>>84173846
Nigger how do you know these things

>>84174271
>cry bitter virgin tears
>want to have the last word
>continue replying

>>84174145
looks like a crack meth coke prostitute

>>84173846
Now hold on...

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>>84174350
she's Armenian

>>84174348
>heh I showed that virgin loser that insulted milady
>but she still won't fuck me
>why does no one respect me?

>>84174145
braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppp

>>84174332

She thinks boobs don't matter, and that she can be famous with just her "pretty" face and "acting" skills.

Poor Alison, doesn't realize yet that we never watched her for her acting skills.

>>84171737
>>84173455
jesus christ i died

>>84173846
What the fuck

>>84170980
>>84172874
>>84172930
Cuck tier.

>>84173846
>ywn have this family

>>84170924
>how dare you question my boobs! How dare you
Is this girl a Jew?
>Young: tits and ass
>Old: nose and sass
Jew confirmed

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>>84172663
>like 10 something percent of straight males are sexually attracted to breasts.
>I don't get breast fetishism.
>Now feet, on the other hand...

>>84174364
just photoshop a gypsy getup on her already

>>84173861
I think I'll have pancakes for breakfast.

ITT: underage virgins tricked by bras

>>84170924

i cared about seeing her boobs when she did community when she was actually hot.

now shes hit the wall and shes only gonna go down from here.

me - 1
Alison - 0

>>84170924
If you want a cam girl clone of her google avari rain.

>>84170924
>shows boobs
>people looks at boobs
>Baka Anon, it's not like I wanted you to look!

>>84170924
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>84174398
nice blog

>>84173624
>Can't stop doing it
The redditor is seriously MAD this time you guys.

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>>84173861

>>84174494
Fag kys

>>84174514
>>Old: nose and sass

Might explain the recent facial plastic surgery.. Hmmmmmm.

Funny how she bothered to get the nose unjewed but not the tits.

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>>84170924
>boob fetishism
????

>>84174608
>clone
That's just a female brunette

>>84174778
>not attracted to peak physique female
>denies being a fag
Keep on closeting I guess

>>84174816
>Peak female physique is being muscular and aping men

>>84174778
It's time to stop posting

titsfags forever blown the fuck out
thank you based Alison

>>84170924
>full-nude scene
WHERE?!

>>84174865
>deflated celebrity hasbeen screeches autistically
>sure showed them.

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TITS GUYS BTFO

>>84174863
>calling them virgins didn't work!
>I'll be the better man and ask them to stop posting!

>>84174912
Ok virgin

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>>84173846

>>84174910
those are not toes,they are fingers.

>>84173923
crazy as a shithouse rat

>>84174919
>it clearly didn't work the first time
>it will work now because I believe in myself

>>84174944
Keep going virgin

>>84174965
>A-am I "trolling" now?

>>84171021
this.

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This is a simulated thread, none of you are real i'm choosing to believe.

>>84174836
It objectively is and has nothing to do with 'aping men' you retard. It's just biological.

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>>84173846
fucking kekked
put me in the screencap you faggots

>>84174965
>shaming men for not being sluts like my favorite actresses

>>84174993
No it's not.
You realize the function of the female body is supposed to be different to that of a man right?

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>>84173846

wtf man

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>>84173846
Hol up

http://www.nerve.com/love-sex/true-stories/true-stories-homosexual-schmomosexual

...my favorite part is where she admits she's a cock hungry whore.

Do you guys think she stopped liking big dicks and only went after micro-penises? Sort of a fuck you to large penis fetish women?

Explains why she's with Dave Franco, I guess.

>>84174723
>lose argument
>scream reddit to save face
Pathetic

>>84175123
no woman likes small dicks
they lust the big ones 7.5+

Test

>>84170924
>Be Alison
>Famous for nice face and nice tits
>Fucking loving it
>Loses beauty due to coke habbit
>Loses tits due to working out for stronk womyn role
>BAH MEN ARE ALL THE SAME!

The moment she injures her foot on set she'll tear into the footfags too.

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>>84173846
include me in the screencap

>>84173846
Are you okay, anon?

>>84175194

Imagine her with a Lisfranc injury

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She used to be so hot. The wall waits no woman. Many such cases. Sad!

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>>84173846

>>84171353
Now that I have seen these trunk-like legs, my erection has disappeared.

>>84175169

So it's okay for girls to like big dicks, but not okay for guys to like big boobs?

This vexes me. I'm terribly vexed.

>>84175123
>>84175176

There wasn't anything about size there.
You anons are homosexual, and or projecting your own insecurity.

>>84173846
Kek

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>>84175227

>>84173846
put me in the screencap

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>>84173846

I'm not going to ask and I don't want to know.

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>>84172663
>It's like 10 something percent of straight males are sexually attracted to breasts.

lel

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>>84173846
>while my the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smell

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>>84174986
Spookypoop

>>84175046
The function is to survive. Males and females do that better when they're strong and fit. End yourself, faggot. You're objectively wrong.

>boob fetishist

Literally encoded male biology. Sorry for being a male that has an evolutionary code to be attracted to tits.

>>84173846
Are you a slav?

>>84175366
>Hurr survival is best with a totally ripped body and tons of roided up muscle mass
>Hurr durr women and men should have the same type of bodies izz for dah survivals

>>84175436
Excellent rebuttal, moron. Kys

>>84175493
it's spelt kiss

>>84175295

Didn't say there was anything about monster dongs in that article cuckboi.

I'm just pointing out, according to Brie, if the guys that like big boobs are disgusting pigs... then does she think girls who like big dicks are also disgusting pigs?

Per the article, she's swallowed her fair share in college (even her gay friend who told her "no" aka "rape"). So we're just wondering if she lives by a double standard.

>>84170951
I think there's a difference between finding them attractive and being a fetishist. I'm not a tit guy at all, sure I find breasts attractive but I don't have any desire to play with them or suck on them like breast fetishists do.

>>84174145
hell of a dress

>>84175557
Anon, its ok. It's 2017, you should be proud to be a homosexual

>>84170924
Ohh yeah, the good old boob fetish, comes right after the vagina fetish and the women in general fetish.

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>>84175557
>sure I find breasts attractive but I don't have any desire to play with them or suck on them like straight guys do

>>84175593
>>84175611
The legs and ass are the most attractive features of a woman, sorry your mother didn't pay you enough attention when you were younger.

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>>84175369
We're not animals, boobs are pleb taste.

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>>84175622
>t.nigger

>>84175593
>>84175611
either 14 y/o, insecure closet gay who wants to profess his "straightness", and/or mommy issues detected

titcows are fucking disgusting

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>>84171226

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I have a female with hairy armpits fetish.

Am I woke?

>>84175622
>>84175670
I agree anons. I much prefer to play with and suck a girl's bumhole instead.
#Onelove

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>>84175670
>titcows are fucking disgusting

>>84175655
based iceland

>>84175684
HHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG

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>>84175694
>sucking on anything on a woman's body

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>>84173846
>My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you can't see the labia
>Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin
> the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smell

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>I'm not like those other guys, I'm above liking tits.

>>84174145
>knew a girl in high school who looked a lot like this woman
>she had a thing for me
>tfw too autistic to notice when girls are into me until it's too late
i wanna die

>>84175737
>not eating your cereal with your wife's milk
I pity you anon

>>84174145
Islam is right, just put these whores in hijabs. Fucking roasties.

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>>84172663
Based footposter

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>>84171485
>tfw armpit fetishist
heh

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>>84173846

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>>84173846

>>84170924
>show boobs on screen
>FUKC YOU BOOBS FETISHISTS
Hmmmm...

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Tits are the source of nourishment. Ass is the source of shit. If you prefer ass to tits you're a degenerate and no better than foot fags.

>>84172663
>It's like 10 something percent of straight males are NOT sexually attracted to breasts.
Sorry, fixed.

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>>84171021

this. she fell for the girls working out meme. damn shame really

>>84173860

lip, nose job with a bunch of botox. shes the joker baby

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>topless pic leaks
>boobs don't look nearly as great as they did when you were younger
>say that you make them look shit on purpose to get back at men
>jew media writes a propaganda piece
We really shouldn't be surprised by this anymore

>>84175670
But that doesn't mean tits are disgusting. Size is just a shitty metric to measure by, small shapely tits >>>>>>> bloated udders

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>Why are people so fixated on my boobs?
>I wonder how that could possibly happen.

>tfw gf has literal mosquito bites instead of tits and I have to pretend its sexy.

Before her period they get slightly bigger though so I have to act like its not hot as fuck so she continues to think its not that big of a deal

>>84171628
>(United States of Advertisement)
heh

>>84175948
>I have to act like
>I have to pretend
If you keep having to lie to make her think you're attracted to her, then you should just leave her.

>>84170924
Lol she's clearly regretting getting her tits out and is now making excuses for why they look so shit and trying to act 'empowered'

>>84171628
Man, this is too close to how i used to be. Fuck

>>84173846
What the fuck, man.

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>reminder that if you chose brie over gillian you chose poorly

>>84175981
I don't want her to feel bad because she has small tits even though she knows she does.

Same as her telling me she likes my skinnyfat body, I know that she doesn't but still feels nice that she cares enough to lie.

>>84176033
Difference is she can't help her tits, but you can certainly do something about your skinnyfat bod you lazy fuck. Then maybe you'd be able to get a girl with a nice pair of knockers.

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>>84172663
>10 something percent

>>84173846
can you adopt me famalam? only for like half a year is fine

>>84175986

This.

She got nude for the pilot to ensure it got picked up.

Having check in hand and not liking how she looked with "orangutan titties so deflated you have to put her in a full nelson just to lick em"... she refused to get naked for any of the remaining episodes.

Somebody needs to put her ass in check.

>>84174364
thats what i said

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>>84175825
im curious why someone would photoshop the brush from brushie bat onto a cat. such a horrendous job of it, too. the cat looks massive.

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>>84173846
>the dick of my father never smell

>>84171353
>>84170924

TOO LATE
O
O

L
A
T
E

She"s an old hag now, who cares

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>>84173846
Whoever you are, anon, I want you to keep on being you

>>84175874
Pls go Eva

>>84175874
This tbqh. I can appreciate them shape of an ass, but I can't get over the fact that it's literally a stinky shit chute

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>>84173846

>>84172953
#truth

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>>84173846

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>toned tummy with small titties

am I supposed to be upset about this?

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>>84173846

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>>84173861
uhh thats it?

>>84176678
Yes

Refer to >>84176668

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>>84170924
fucking boob fetishist I swear to god... what's next, handholding?
degenerates

Actually refer to >>84173861

I'm a Fucking idiot

>>84176678

>>84172675
This, except I likes the features to be thin and elegant. A big ass is an eyesore, desu.

>>84174364
AYY LMAO

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>women in charge of understanding boobs

>>84170924

I don't care about her tits. I jerk off to her feet though.

>>84175622
>"I'm not gay, I like asses!"

Uhh, anon...

>>84173846

Nailed it.

(((Shermerhorn)))

>>84174364
>Armenian
More like AYYYY-LAMENIAN

>>84173846

I would pay good money to watch your family

>>84173846
Nudists?

>>84170924
Who?

>boob fetishist
Isn't that just being a straight person?

>>84177060
Shermerhorn is completely goyishe Dutch name from her father. Her mother's last name, however, is (((Brenner))).

>>84177152
turd of a different flavor is still a turd

>>84170924
>mom says boobs arent big
>gets offended
>makes boobs smaller so people don't talk about them as much

>>84177152

I'm Dutch and disgusted that this deflated mess of a girl is part Dutch.

>>84177215

I'd say "well atleast she's still pretty" but that ship has sailed too.

Shoulda gone for Gillian back then, I wonder if she'll still have me?

>>84172716
Sorry bud. Not all of us are into beef curtains.

>>84177341
Then you're not hetero.

Sorry.

>>84175332
Why u Maggie posting??

>>84172663
>10%

ECKS DEE. ECKS DEE. ECKS DEE. ECKS DEE. ECKS DEE. ECKS DEE. ECKS DEE. ECKS DEE. ECKS DEE. ECKS DEE. ECKS DEE. ECKS DEE. ECKS DEE. ECKS DEE. ECKS DEE. ECKS DEE. ECKS DEE. ECKS DEE. ECKS DEE. ECKS DEE. ECKS DEE. ECKS DEE. ECKS DEE. ECKS DEE. ECKS DEE. ECKS DEE. ECKS DEE. ECKS DEE. ECKS DEE. ECKS DEE. ECKS DEE. ECKS DEE. ECKS DEE. ECKS DEE.

>>84177376
So you mean when you're fucking you stare at her fanny. That means you jizz while staring at a willy.
What are you? Some sort of gay?

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>we never got to see prime Brie's jubblies

hopefully those fappening pics are real and they get leaked one day

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>>84173846

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>>84172663
>10 something percent
Are you fucking retarded

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>TFW you teased the cock for too long and it moved onto a better younger girl.

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>>84177605
>Brie jubblies
Not
>Brie's Jubilies
So close anon

>>84170924
>my tits sag and bois dont like me anymore

brie on suicide watch

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>>84173846

>>84175123

100% sure that entire story is bullshit and was just a PR stunt to get male fans fixated on the idea that she's a nymphomaniac.

Gee whizz!! A TUMBLR account?!?!

I don't understand why you guys as so booty blasted. She didn't say anything offensive or "mean". She made a joke about her tits being smaller for this role. I don't get it

>>84178945

Fuck off Alison, go get some implants for those teabags.