What happened to this show? /tv/ was all over it for like three weeks.

it's the same shit every episode
the only two good ones were John K and Steven

Viral marketing

Steven episodes were quality... rest of them are mostly boring.

>>84169771

>john k

How come they find so many people this fat in America? Do they put lard in the water?

Season is over I think. Not much to discuss other than how fat they are. But 90 day fiance is coming back so there's that

>>84169625
Aside from those few meme episodes the show is very depressing.

>>84169837
lots of cheap food

>>84169946
TLC should reach out to him for next season

>>84169771
Dont forget Henry Foots, 7 years of his life and 600lbs lost and the fucker still dies post credits. RIP in peace Henry

>>84169984
why? so he can fail on national television?

actually, yeah they should do it

Steven episide 1 was comfy raunchy R rated fun

Episode 2 was depressing and not comfy and boring

>>84170011
Like Nymphomaniac Pt 1 and 2

>>84169837
hfcs subsidies

>>84169793
>aka the low winter sun campaign

>>84169837
Brominated Vegetable Oil in the sodas. So close

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>>84170797
>Look this up
>It's true
Do Americans seriously drink Vegetable Oil? The fuck

MUH_LAYGZ.webm

It became shit.

Too much scripted drama since the tranny episode.

>>84169984
He was already on the UK version acting as a "person of warning."

>why doesn't /tv/ talk about a show during off season
Because it's not GoT or Dr Who

>>84169999
>>84169999
Well, what the fuck do you expect?

If you've ever been even anywhere near 600, hell, sometimes even 300. Your arteries are likely thoroughly gunked up with a thick coating of plaque.

I mean even being 300 is very quickly sapping years away from your life, even if you lose the extra pounds a lot of the damage to your joints and cardiovascular system is likely permanent.

If you even fail at life so bad that you make it to 300, you should just off yourself. There's a point where closing the curtains is the best option you have...


These people are so ridiculously fat they can no longer do basic human activities like cook, drive, wipe, or shower. So my question is who the fuck is giving them the 5000k calories a day they need to stay that fat. I bet in nearly every case there's some freak getting off by feeding them, an enabler.

They're to the point, they'd have so much trouble getting around to buy groceries and prepare them that a couple hundred are likely to drop off by themselves without an enabler.

>>84171349
Yes in every case there is an enabler.

>>84170858
its healthy

>>84171234
>tranny episode

Wut?

>>84171349

idk guy. I lost 170lbs (was 340lbs) and I'd wager that I'm more fit than the rest of you plebs.

only real side effect has been extra skin. but I got most of it snipped off. now I'm banging hot chicks.

>>84169946
THIS IS A FUCKING VIDEO

>>84169946
>>84169984
Don't count on seeing him, he's getting surgery in a few days and will almost certainly die on the table

>>84173517
No, he's getting gastric and surgery soon.
The fact that it took him months to find a doctor that would even operate on him, due to the risk, didn't sound off any alarm bells.

>>84171349
most of them have severe emotional issues and aren't too intelligent. they use food as a coping mechanism and often the feeders will rely quite heavily on the obese people, for support or company or due to abandonment issues. they deserve our sympathy and respect just as much as a soldier with PTSD

>>84173482
i really really hope he dies

>>84173412
Your heart will still have suffered all that strain senpai

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>>84170858

America seems advanced due to their media they export, but they are a little 3rd world backwards in day to day life.

>>84174100
>a soldier with PTSD
You blew it. PTSD hasn't been real (at least for Americans) since Nam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNwiRRIefAg

>>84174291
Still better than staying like an abomination if you ask me.

>>84171349
I had a friend that was 300 lbs. Felt bad for him so I tried giving him general advice (and really none of that would've been extremely hard because riding a bike in the countryside you don't have to deal with traffic) but people like that just want to buy a Planet Fitness membership and never use it to make themselves feel better

235 @ 6ft

I've pretty much broken the craving for sugars and snack foods and have been eating nothing but chicken, kale, broc, water

what else do I do? closest gym is 50 miles I live in bumfucknowhereistan. I've seen people down at the rock quarry lifting stones to beef up, do I just do that?

>>84174601
>what else do I do? closest gym is 50 miles I live in bumfucknowhereistan. I've seen people down at the rock quarry lifting stones to beef up, do I just do that
Do you live in Iceland

>>84174601
4 times a day, once when you wake up, before you go to work, when you get home, before you go to bed, do the following:

week 1: 15 push ups/sit ups, 30 second bowl
week 3: 20 push ups/sit ups, 45 second bowl
Week 5: 25 push ups/sit ups, 1 minute bowl

and so on until you're /fit/

I started doing body weight stuff about 3 weeks ago, now i can do over 60 push ups and have nice abs.

>>84174662
bowl?

>>84174528
As an ex fat from a fat family I can confirm this. Fatfucks don't care about helping hands. They must realize how pitiful they are themselves. And by realizing I don't mean the losers who keep saying "I know I am fat, I must do something." then eating 10 burritos with diet coke after, they are just running away from criticism by "accepting" the situation. The ones with brains can eventually find the best possible solution.

>>84174601
Similar situation here. I focused on jogging mostly. It is very helpful to the skin sagging problem tho I don't have many tips for bulking up.

>>84174645
Maine @ machias
>>84174662
will do but uh what's a bowl?

>>84174781
lay on your back and lift your legs and shoulders/head off the ground until you can feel a strain in your core. very good exercise and very hard to do, especially if you are overweight.

>>84174824
cool

>>84172115
S03E13 and S04E20

The more recent of the two is where you will find the shark jump.

>>84174662

Lifting rocks at the quarry would be a lot better than this shit lol. muh push ups. lift weights you pussy. nobody gets ripped doing calisthenics. any progress you make doing heavyweight would you make 10x more using weights. still better than nothing tho.

>>84175069
>i need freakish bulging muscles to feel good about myself

only gay men lift weights because only gays think it looks good

>>84175244
>Freakishly bulging muscles
Holy shit, shoo shoo, gains Goblin.
You don't touch a weight and magically turn into Arnold, you daft cunt

>>84174378
Of course but better yet is to never have been an abomination in the first place. Good job losing it though.

>>84170009
>>84169984
>>84171259
He already had a top tier professional personal trainer offer him his services FOR FREE and he declined. That motherfucker isn't interested in losing the weight if it takes more than an afternoon.

>>84176269
photoshop is such a wonderful thing.

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>>84169946

>>84176269
YAS GRRRL HEALTHY AT ALL SIZE.

SO PROUD OF MY QUEEN

>>84173482
>he's getting surgery in a few days
yeah right

you need to be 450 lbs at most before any sane doctor will perform bariatric surgery on you. Boogie still weighs over 500 pounds

>>84177299
According to Boogie he's found one.
For the precise reasons you listed, he's probably fucked. Even ignoring the insane risks in theatre and in recovery he's taking, the fact that the doctor he's roped in is either desperate or has no ethical standards can't be good news

>>84169625
JUST FOR THE ASSANTI'S the rest were shit

>>84170150
this

Can't we just fucking give morbidly fat people amphetamine or other stims? It destroys your hunger. Surgery is no magic bullet, it still works just by fooling your stomach into feeling full sooner.

>>84177170
STANK SPREADING

>>84179214
It would work short term but it'd be the ultimate yo-yo diet. You would gain it all back with a vengeance.

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We already got fatkino. No need to keep watching.

>>84175069
not for fat people they need to begin with low impact exercises then they can lift or do another stuff

>>84170858
It's not just the US, it's Canada too. Only shitty generic citrus sodas still have it, the big companies stopped using it years ago even though it's not banned.

>>84177299
just go abroad
That's how women get bigger tits. They can't find a doctor in the US who will do it because of the laws/ethics so they go to Brazil or Mexico and have tits double the size they could get in the US for a 1/5th of the cost

>>84179967
Shit son,I'll stab them in the tit with a tube of sink calk for 1/5 the cost of that. Time to make some money!

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>>84169946
He would be too fucking shocking and disturbing, even for this show:


>he got too lazy to go to the toilet and diapers in his size were too expensive in the long run so he just shat himself wherever he sat
>wife begged him to stop but he didn´t care
>wife forced him to get a colostomy bag installed so she didn´t have to scoop up his runny, greenish shits every 20 minutes
>he didn´t empty it himself, said it was "too depressing" for him
>went to a con a day after he filmed one of his "lol I eat lots of food" clips
>colostomy bag imploded, shit ran down his leg, terrible smell everywhere
>he tried to play it off by acting like Francis and quickly waddled away
>his wife had to clean him up in the con bathroom while he was crying and shouting insults
>was seen and hour later, laughing and wolfing down a 50-piece nugget meal

>>84180350
this cant be real.

>>84180424
Look at Booger...do you really think he can still shit like a regular person?

>>84174824
Like a reverse plank then?

>>84174528
Try getting him to watch an older Simpsons episode. When I was 240 I saw an older rerun and got absolutely disgusted with myself when I realized that even though I was in my mid 20s I was the same weighed more than Homer when they revealed he was like 236.

>>84169625
>/tv/ watches TLC Daytime television
Tell me this isn't the gayest board besides /lgbt/.

>>84174316
florkofcows on 4chan?

And also agree, America might be the most advanced 3rd world country.

>>84180728
I take it you have never been to /fit/

>>84180350
sauce?

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>>84169946
>>84169984
>>84174266
>>84177299

WHO IS GOING TO PAY FOR MY HEALTHCARE??

>>84180350
Copypasta: https://yuki.la/v/329904458#p329905382
https://yuki.la/v/329904458#p329905382

Even thought you hate him, atleast don't lie.

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Never forget the kino shots.

>>84173412
fuck people congratulating you for the weight loss. where's my credit for not being a disgusting fat fuck in the first place? oh yeah that's right, i ate sensibly and exercised like every other normal person is able to do

>>84178127
I'm sure the doctor will back out of it for some sort of reason and he's fully aware of this. Boogie is notorious for manipulating people's pity for views so I wouldn't be shocked if this was another ploy to tug on their heartstrings.

>>84181431
resistance of temptation should be praised

your compensation is not dying 20 years early

>>84169625
I guess fat people really do have a short life expectancy.

>>84181431
>someone changes their life for the better
>gets praise
>someone remains stagnant
>gets nothing

How about you try improving yourself if you want praise? Go to the gym and get buff.

>>84174100
>they deserve our sympathy and respect just as much as a soldier with PTSD
wew lad

Fat people don't deserve anything, they're weak subhumans that'd be culled without modern medicine to keep them alive.

>>84182335
>>84178127

In order to get the weight loss surgery, nearly every doctor will require you to be placed on a low calorie diet and lose X weight in Y months in order to prove that you're serious about weight loss and won't just gain it all back after the surgery and pop open your new stomach.

That being said, Boogie made this announcement like 3 months ago, and he seems to not have lost a single fucking pound when someone his weight, if he was on a diet for months it would be readily noticeable.

His doctor will tell him that he didn't meet the requirements and boogie will go on youtube and blame everybody but himself when September rolls around

>>84169946
CALORIE THIEVING

MUHHHHHHHHHHHHHAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSS

I found our boy Steve's house off google maps just from seeing the front of the house from the show, I live in the same city, was easy to find,

>>84180973
>>84181479

the helicopter tracking shots...the kinomatography...

have the emmy's happened yet? because The Brothers Assanti: Part 1 needs to win best episode

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>>84182857

watching Dr Now tear apart that fat piece of shit and his enabling gf would be hilarious. his youtube, twitch, and patreon cucks would go insane and go on the twitter crusade vs the show and dr now.
James K: BUT I GOTTA EAT SOMETHING!!!

Based Dr Now: You already ate 800 pound of food in you, you don't need anymore

>>84175382
to be fair weight loss is more about dieting than exercising although Boogie wouldnt want to do either

>>84169625
The season ended a month ago

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>>84175382

DDP already reached out to him. He spent a week teaching him to cook some things, and also taught him some low impact exercises.

>>84170858
Surely you retarts don't think soda in literally every other country than the US is any different.

I need some fathatekino to watch as I lose weight. From what I understand, this show is focused on people losing weight for WLS. Doesn't really sound interesting. Is My Big Fat Fabulous Life hateworthy?

>>84183969
You're underestimating how kino this is, my big fat fabulous life is the boring one

>>84181431

"Is it better to be born good or over cum your evil nature through great effort?"

That's cool and all but who here watches Hoarders?

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>>84183969

just watch the james k episode over and over. it's absolutely repugnant. just imagine crawling into bed and becoming so corpulent that your legs begin to rot off.

my back is all fucked up, but thinking about james k keeps me going to physical therapy and doing my assigned exercises.

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>>84184193

Hoarders is a fucking goldenmine of comedy, especially any episode with matt paxton

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>>84184233
>these fat fucks eat so much that their blood turns to acid and tries to end their misery from the bottom up

>tfw I weight 370 lbs when the Steven episode aired

I took that shit as a huge wake up call and I'm down to 327 so far and still dropping.
Fucking memes might have saved my life.

>>84184193
still haven't recovered from the poop lady

sets off my gag reflex every time I think about it

>>84184264
Matt Paxton is god tier. I don't give a shit about Opie and Anthony but they had a few episodes with him that were gold.

>>84185025

i actually heard about hoarders by listening to those old OnA segments. His interview on OnA was absolutely hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmchMARbctg
>1000 dicks...

>>84184233
Juss wahn lil eggroll?

>>84181431
Obesity is like a disease. I'm surprised it's not in the same category as bulimia or anorexia; all of them do extensive damage to your body.

Oh, also, IT'S NOT THE FAT THAT'S KILLING YOU. If there's one conspiracy theory I agree with - it's that the sugar companies paid the American government off to overstate the dangers of fat to take attention away from the fact that sugar has absolutely ZERO nutritional value. Supposedly unsaturated fat is good (it is actually very good for your health), and saturated fat is bad (it's not the best kind of fat, but there's little evidence that it does any kind of extensive damage to your body.

Trans fat is worse than anything, yeah. But it's illegal where I live so they're coming to their senses in that regard.

>>84185824

IT'S FRIED

>>84183660
>Based Dr Now: You already ate 800 pound of food in you, you don't need anymore
Goddamn that is a savage thing to say. This guy's like an irl Dr. House.

>>84170858
Vegetable oil isn't necessarily bad for you. These people are fat because they eat and drink too much of EVERYTHING. There's no one thing that's making these people look so abhorrent; it's everything they've ever put in their body exceeding the 2,000 Kcal/day limit.

>>84184756
keep going pal, you can do it!

>>84184756

good shit anon, keep it up

>>84169946

you cant even be sure where his nipples are hiding if they are in his armpit just folded and facing to inside

>>84185963

here's the whole convo, absolutely fucking based. he has such a finely tuned bullshit detector

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwxnJIcQoqo&t=47m15s

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what ethnicity?

>>84186529

iranian

>>84185824
>>84185898
I fucking dropped 60 Ilbs worth of my sides.

I DON WAN THAT STUFF I WAN CHANEESE!

giv webm

Anyone know what happened to smallfat Assanti's hobby shop?

I have to imagine it failed pretty hard.

>>84169946
PAY

When will there be more based Dr. Now putting fatties in their place?

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>>84183805

>>84170011
>The part were Steven falls off the golf cart
>Locks Princess out and calls the police for trying to take "his" tv
>The part where he calls the fucking ambulance WHILE his father is 30ft away talking to his therapist

Maybe you don't enjoy watching the Light Yagami of getting fucking painkillers, but I call it pure kino.

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Anyone have the screenshot of the younger Asanti doing the CIA powerstance? I forget which episode its in and when.

>>84186949
Holy fuck its still going.

I guess I shouldn't be surprised, considering the exposure it probably got.

If my house was filled with really high calorie and shitty food I would probably be a fatass. I don't trust my ability to control myself so when I go grocery shopping I don't buy any treats at all, and I don't even buy a lot. I force myself to take multiple trips per week because I know if I had a lot of food in the house I would eat more. If I wanted to snack right now my only options are broccoli, carrots, or going to the store and buying junk which I don't want to do because I'm lazy. I make it hard for myself to get fat. I don't know why fat people and their families don't this. When I see them in the grocery store stocking up on soda and sweets I want to smack the shit out of them.

Are there any updates on Assanti?

>>84189091
Apparently he's actually doing ok with his weight loss.

Also the cat is still alive and seems well cared for.

Most of the way through the first episode and I'm rooting against Steven and I'm probably not the only one. What a cunt.

>>84190226
It gets worse. He's probably the worst human ever.

>>84169625
much like fat people it wore itself out quickly

>>84190283
Just finished the first one. What a piece of shit. Far past too late, but it's nice to see his dad actually putting his foot down.

Some fatlogic from his brother too. "I probably didn't gain any weight so I think I'm doing fine." You're 600lbs fatty, lose it.

>>84190226
If you haven't already do James K. after. I'm not actually sure who's worse.

On one hand, Steve is a complete sociopath, manipulating anyone who takes pity on him enough to help until they finally tell him to fuck off. He knows exactly what he's doing, but doesn't give a fuck about anything beyond "eat" and "painkillers."

James K. is a man with the maturity of maybe a 5 y/o. He has empathy and awareness of his situation; its just his wants outrank them. He'll make any excuse he can come up with to justify eating more and hurting people around him, whether it be pulling his daughter out of school, or BUT ITS FRIED!.

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>>84169771
*ahem*

>>84185963

Yeah, simple fats are nowhere near as bad as all these retards made them out to be, just like retarded debunked myths like

-"eggs will fuck up your cholesterol levels" (eggs and your diet in general has almost nothing to do with your cholesterol levels)
-"carbs should be the foundation of a healthy diet" (they're actually the no 1 reason for obesity and diabetes)
-"fat causes heart disease" (it's actually the carbs)

>>84169625
We moved on to My Big Fat Fabulous Life because Whitney Thorpe is probably the greatest televised train wreck that has ever been broadcasted.

Never seen someone actually fail this hard at literally everything she does; she even got rejected by her fat POS co-worker.

>>84190960

MUHEAYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSS

>>84191163
MUH LEGGSSSSSSSSSS

DONT DROP MUH LEGS NOW

OWWWWWWWWWWW STAWPPP

>Monopoly
Justin's a pleb

>she can drop off the pills, get me something to eat, and GO
Sure told her

>>84184233
>corpulent
I forgot that was a word. I should use it more often.

I can't believe you Americans actually live like this

>>84182709
kek

>>84191013
The science disagrees with you.

http://www.camcheck.co.za/is-sugar-toxic/
http://www.health.com/health/article/0,,20814463,00.html
https://scienceblog.com/8879/high-carb-vegan-diet-causes-major-weight-loss/#y5AdJOMRRVvhQjUy.97

>>84190960
POP OFF JAMES

>>84184233
His legs are growing mold

>>84186320
Those cameramen sure are content to not intervene when they see someone's about to eat themselves to death. I guess that means they have integrity... right?

>>84193416
>bothering to save someone that doesn't deserve to be alive

>>84190960
POP OFF JAMES!

>>84193047
Sugar is indeed "toxic". It has zero nutritional value; it rots your teeth; it causes abnormal spikes in glucose levels; and, of course, eating it makes you fat. There is no upside to consuming sugar other than that it tastes good.

You do need some kind of carbohydrates in your diet, but it's easy to eat too many simple carbs and end up not getting enough nutrition. Any kind of protein, most vegetables, and some types of fat are much safer for people not following a strictly vegan diet.

Just saw Steven fall off the cart for the first time

I knew it was coming and it was even greater than I expected.

>>84181479
>kg
It's the little things

What other great episodes are worth watching?

>>84181479
If fatposting were still active I would make a youtube trailer for this

>>84190960
POP OFF JAMES!

>>84169837
Americans can't drink water without adding sugar, otherwise they don't like the taste