What kind of man can't protect his own family from a fucking

>>84167969
A dead man.

>>84167969

>tfw you realize those two look just like Elsa and Ana's parents from Frozen
>tfw you realize they too were lost at sea

cucked by a literal gorilla

>>84167969
It was not a jaguar but a leopard which are extremely dangerous and firearms are not what they are now.

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>>84168015
they look nothing like them

>>84168015
disney cinematic universe when??

>>84167969
Why does she have gigantic dreadlocks

>>84168159
>implying it hasn't already been happening for years now

Genuinely one of my favorite Disney scenes of all time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIrkxtAq9KA

>>84167969
>>84168015
>>84168143
>Tarzan's father has a fucking testosterone induced beef stache
>Elsa and Ana's pathetic faggot dad looks like a twink with a dirty sanchez

>>84167969

Leopards are the fucking ninjas of the animal kingdom. They mostly hunt at night and they like to sneak really close to their prey before they pounce. You would literally not know you're being hunted until it's too late.

>>84168143
>weird nose
>weak chin
>faggoty grooming habbits

Just add a receding hairline, and he'll be a spitting imagine of British royalty

PUT YOUR FAITH IN WHAT YOU MOST BELIEVE IN

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>>84168555
>>84168661
Phil Collins is a god

>>84168460

They're ringlets

>>84167969
Lord Greystoke

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>>84167969

all he had was some shitty birdshot that was salvaged from the ship or washed ashore. Cut the man some slack.

>>84168555
>>84168789
Why did their ship catch on fire and how were they the only ones who survived?

>>84168631
He clearly knew enough to expend several rounds. Funny how a leopard that's never even seen a gun knew how to dodge.

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Let's write the plot for Frozen 2. I'll start

>Handsome man with dark skin shows up from a far away land
>Has fire magic

>>84168460
because they wanted Tarzan to have them and they couldn't have him get them from his dad because a man in that time period wouldn't have hair like that

>>84167969
Tarzan was a surprisingly brutal movie. His parents and the baby gorilla are mauled to death by a jaguar, Clayton gets a fairly graphic (for a Disney movie) death scene where he accidentally hangs himself.

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>>84168939

he probably missed the first shot and gave away any element of surprise.

plus the quarters are small and the jaguar most likely snuck up on them. It's amazing he even lasted that long.

>>84168133
jaguars have the strongest bite force of all cats. they are more dangerous than leopards

>>84169084
big cat fags are gay
>>84168976
OOOH OOH ELSA GETS BLACKED ELSA GETS BLACKED

nu-Disney is the worst

>>84167969
>this is the most unrealistic thing in a movie about a man who was raised by gorillas from almost newborn without being crushed accidentally or some shit, surfs on trees, and overpowers an alpha silverback
>also a man, gorilla, and elephant are best friends
>elephant climbs onto a ship by way of the anchor chain

>>84169084
Probably got within point blank several times too. Either the cat was bulletproof or he was the worst shot ever. I also like how it basically left their bodies intact. Like it wasn't really hunting for food, just kind of dicking around because EVIL CAT.

>>84169106
>Cade has large teeth and will bite hard
>bang
>no more Cade.
Teeth don't matter when bullets are involved

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>>84168860

Accidents happen. Maybe a candle tipped over.

>>84168860
Ships carried a lot of flammable stuff

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>>84168976
>at the end of the movie he gets hit by a wall of water
>he's white
>wait, a minute, you were just really dirty this whole time?
>yeah, it's ash. I have fire magic
>I can't believe I banged a white guy

>>84169152
yeah if a baby was raised by gorillas he could definitely beat them up, we are the strongest species there is

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>>84169181

the treehouse floor wasn't covered with shells. looks like he only had two shots

was probably saving them if life in the jungle didn't work out

>>84168631

Jesus, those things'll tear you to shreds.

>>84167969
He was a cuck just look at his "beard"

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>>84168560
>>Elsa and Ana's pathetic faggot dad looks like a twink with a dirty sanchez
No but seriously they are trying to subvert the "masculine male" and make all the men look like twinks.

>>84169438
jaimie pull up leopard mauls chimp.

>>84169706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKpZUsRJWBg
gud enough nigga, i ain't yo bitch.

>>84169357
>needing more than two shots

Doesn't look like he even hit it, as evidenced by the jag having zero injuries. Reminds me of that pilot chick from Alien Covenant that can't hit the neomorph.

>>84169855
dude holy shit calm down you autistic fuck its a disney movie for kids. we can all tell your super hardcore

>>84167969
>What kind of man can't protect his own family from a fucking jaguar even with the help of firearms?
definitely not a virgin from 4chan

>>84169855
why could no one shoot? why have guns AND explosives right next to each other?

>>84169084
How does a polar bear know what apples are?

>>84167969
Who cares, he's hot.

>>84170547
he lives in a zoo, they feed him apples a lot. its also possible he doesn't and just likes to munch on ice.

>>84167969
Let's see you try it OP

>>84168631
>Leopards are the fucking ninjas of the animal kingdom
Not real?

>>84167969
>What kind of man can't protect his own family from a fucking jaguar even with the help of firearms?

because he was white

>>84170818
nobody engage him.

>>84170770
Not OP but I've personally seen him accidentally fall into a tiger pit and pop all five tigers in the pit with just his CCW.

>>84168720
You know i love you but i
just
can't
take
this

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>>84169057
PURE KINO

>>84168555
ABSOLUTE KINO

Was the video game kino, or is it just my nostalgia?

>>84167969
>>84169133
>>84169181
>>84169855
Conquistador camps would get raided by jaguars.

>>84168026
Them and your father have something in common