ITT: Celebrities you've met (Part 2)

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>>84162880
giv giant gf

>>84162906
manlet pls

It that k0d1ng w1th k10ssy?

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me in the middle

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>>84162928
pls ;_;

>>84162965
>hand clutching medical tubes
hot

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>>84162974

forgot pic

>>84162965
How old is this dude?

I met Shawn Michaels at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that).

Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit.

“I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?”

Then out of nowhere Shawn Michaels shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.”

And I (being a big HBK fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.”

Shawn was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Shawn Michaels and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.

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>>84162880
Met Lt. Dan (Gary Sinise) in Iraq during a USO tour, truly a nice guy.

>>84163087
Nice.

>>84162965
>>84163061
is this irl apu?

>>84163087
This reminds me of the time I met Ryan Gosling.
So I was at a small local restaurant in LA the other day and out of the corner of my eye I saw Ryan Gosling eating by himself. It was clear he didn't want people asking for pictures or anything because he was wearing headphones and looked kind of tired.

I was sitting diagonally from him and I would notice that he wouldn't even answer the waitress in full sentences, he would just say "mmm" or "mmhmm". I think it's because he couldn't hear what she was saying. The weird part is when he checked his phone I saw that he was listening to the hamster dance. After a few minutes had passed, he would open his phone again and press the repeat button.

He kept pressing repeat until he was done eating. When the waitress came to give him the bill he just said "do da di do?"
The waitress looked kind of confused so she just smiled and nodded. Eventually he put down some cash and got up and left.

>>84163087
Jej

>>84163087
Which continent?

There was a great story of someone sitting next to Liam Neeson on an airplane. Seems like he'd be an interesting person to meet.

My parents met George Harrison in the Paddock Club during the 1996 Melbourne Grand Prix.

Mother noticed Harrison walking down the pathway that leads to the individual rooms and she was speechless. She could barely breathe as she told her sister that there was a fucking Beatle right in front of them.

However, she found out later that Dad was having a drink at the bar and talking to him. Harrison actually asked him if he wanted an autograph but refused.

My old man is dead now and one of my regrets is never finding out what he was talking about with George.

>>84163264
lel

>>84162880
Does she let fans hug and kiss her?

I met Kanye West at a Waffle House after one of his shows. Totally out of the blue.

Talked about the Famous video and Geroge Bush briefly. Cool guy.

>>84163299
This, but does she also let them get brahhped in the face?

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>these white bitches

Bill Nye the Science Guy at a nanotechnology conference in...2006 I think?

Not really a celebrity, but I was on a plane with and then later standing in line with Gina Gerson, as in the pornstar.

We were waiting to go through the passport check at the airport in Budapest and I kept looking back and trying to focus my eyes to try to figure out if it was really her. The same woman who had taken like 15 bbcs in her ass in one scene. Eventually she noticed and sort of flicked her head at me as if to say, "What's your problem?" I just laughed and continued on. She kept trying to look over my shoulder at my passport but I guess she was too far behind me. I later looked up her twitter which said she was in Hungary so I'm sure it was her now.

I worked with the guy from Wheatus once. He was wearing a Rick and Morty t-shirt

>>84162965
how have we not seen this guy in some kind of scifi/fantasy/horror movie yet

>>84163555

You have.

He was in Fury Road.

Paging Carice ex - boyfriend.

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>>84162880
I made brad pitt laugh after I yelled at a fat nigger lady
>worked in a small grocery store in LA county
>celebrities come in sometimes to get out of LA for some privacy while shopping
>so Ive "met" a lot, some remember me some dont
>one day, brad pit comes in trying to be inconspicuous, but ive seen him before and notice him right away
>unspoken rule to never approach or geek out when meeting somebody famous, plus im not a sperg so I leave him alone
>there is a chicken rotisserie machine where I work, the kind the slow cooks whole roasted chickens
>this specific time its empty, a fat black lady waddles over
>"y'all got no mo chickens?"
No ma'am sorry, we'll be putting up another batch soon though
>"how damn long?"
>long enough so its edible
>she goes off about that was her dinner and I did not meet her needs and now what is she supposed to do for dinner?
>im slightly hungover and already dealing with a few customers at once so already irrated, as she is drawing attention
>I snap
>"lady, youre in a fucking grocery store, im sure you can figure it out"
>she huffs at me and walks off, the corwd around me is chucking
>see brad pitt is laughing in the back
>feel a bit better about my day

>>84163873
This is a good story. Well done.

>>84163809
Hey, back for a very short while. It's late here. What you wanna know?

>>84162880
Did you know that nobody knows who invented bitcoin and some theorize it was actually Karlie?

>>84163006
lucky

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>>84163873
Dear god, I've been here long enough to remember you. I'm assuming you're not making up stories about working at a grocery store in CA. Is it upscale, like whole foods? Didn't you meet see mel or keanu there?

>got hugged by James Earl Jones
>got hugged by a drunk Carrie Fisher
>hit on a drunk Bryce Dallas Howard and chatted with her for a while
>posed with harrison ford and mark hamil
>had a convo with Josh Gad
>Had a convo about the muppets with Jason Siegel
>heard Mathew McConaughey go alright alright in person
>Had to get away from a drunk Rob Lowe
>Made Daisy Ridley feel awkard

There's more but I forgot.

I am a B list Hollywood actor

Ask me anything

>>84162880

Literally who are these women? What makes them celebrities?

>>84163670
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCO0w7WeJinZupD_Q1Zw0FRw

are you sure? he looks much different in the photo.

>>84162965

Me on the left, AMA

>>84164124
different poster anon, sorry, But I do remember that guy as well. I never told the story because its kind of boring and I didnt want the credit to go to him. This was also some years ago

>>84164212

Karlie Kloss is a supermodel

>>84164244

how do you feel having to turn to modeling and quitting your acting dreams because you get no roles?

>>84164173
Have you taken part in any traditional jewish undrage rape-festivals?

I met Chris Elliot walking down the street in Chicago. He stood there and waited for 15 minutes while I went and got my phone to take a pic.

>>84164173
How Jewsih are you? Where do you hide your jew diamonds you use to launder money into israel?

>>84164288

It's not ideal, but at least it beats boinking you-know-who for roles that don't lead where they're promised to.

>>84163422
Was he dropping beats back then to the right message?

>>84162880
>55 year old Joanna Coles has a nicer body than Karlie Kloss

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I met David Yost, the original blue ranger at a con. I met also the original black girl that became the yellow ranger afterwards. I also met Walter Jones, the original black ranger as well. Got their autographs but too cheap for pictures. Shook hands, it was great.

Went to a showing of The Room here in Maryland and Greg Sestero was there doing Q&A and all that and also a meet and greet at the end. I had him sign the back of my phone which I still have.

I'm also extremely certain that when I was in Heidelberg, Germany walking down the street, I saw Chef Robert Irvine (Restaurant Impossible) just chilling outside a little bakery. I kept looking back as I was walking ahead and saw a worker inside comeoutside to shake his hand further cementing my beliefs.

Oh and I also met famous Baltimore Orioles players Harold Baines, Brooks Robinson, and Boog Powell

Lou Ferrigno at the Arnold Classic a couple of years ago. He charged $20 for a picture. Didn't say a word to me only talked through his handler. he yelled out "take da picture" in pissed off way because my dad was having problems with his camera. He talked like a retard but i had no idea he was deaf until after the fact.

>>84164903
Those are basically the women version of /tv/. A bunch of 2/10s calling 9.5/10s ugly.

>>84164134
>had to get away from a drunk Rob Lowe

please elaborate

I was sitting in my parked car minding my own business and Mark Ruffalo randomly threw his head in the window and screamed in my ear.

I almost shit myself and he just walked away laughing his head off and slapping his knees.

I'm not making this up.

>>84165197
He was drunk and what I was doing for a gig involved celebs wanting pictures with me, the thing is he kept on wanting pictures and would follow my ass around. It was funny.

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>>84164903
Poor Taylor, he had to settle for uggos like pic related

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>Be outside afi concert
>Hear the guitarist is across the street at Starbucks
>Go over hoping to get an autograph
>See him reading a news paper
>I approach
>umm e-e-excuse me
>He looks up
>Lose all my spaghetti
>The bathroom is right over there right?
>Yeah I think so
>Walk away in shame

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>>84162880
u jelly /tv/? yeah u jelly

"Mean" Gene Oakerland. He was opening a burger restaurant in town.

>>84164903
How will manlets ever recover?

I met Robert Carlyle he punched me right in the balls

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>>84164821

I met David Patrick Kelly and talked to him for about half an hour. He is such a nice guy I coudnt believe how cool he was. He's the little guy from 48 hours, Commando, The Warriors .

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>>84163087
In middle School this kid Smitty always bragged about how he knew bad ass Billy gunn and even had his phone number. No one really believed him so one day we forced him to call from the pay phone at school to prove it
>Dials a number from inside his wallet
>Yeah man, it's Smitty my friends here don't believe I know you
>Hands over the phone and we all listen
>Yeah guys, Smitty's my dude. And if you ain't down with that I got two words for ya
>We just stands there in silence for a couple minutes in sheer disbelief

>>84165445
You got to meet William Hung?

>>84165928
no shit you're on the right

>>84165928
She's such a qt with long hair.

>>84165928
You met Kevin Costner?

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>>84163987
Did she love to cuddle after sex?

>>84164173
>B list
keep telling yourself that, bud

>>84163061
>>84162965
you okay bud?

My friend met the "schlanger" girl from Mad Max Fury Road

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>>84164903
if you couldn't tell he's short you're a fucking retard, those girls are idiots

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>>84166460

yeah

>>84165928
I hope you got checked for STDs after that

>>84166564
god damn....yes you are

>>84162965
Got them J's on my toes

>>84165230
He's always high..

>>84164903
FUCKING ROASTIE WHORES

>>84166564
>some guy that is only a head with arms and legs gets chicks and I can't

Suicide it is

>Ctrl + F "Infetterence"
>0 Results

/tv/ is dead

>>84165230
He's deaf in one ear. I bet he was being a duck and trying to blow out your eardrum as well.

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>>84166564
WTF!

>>84163156
this is soooo poorly written

>>84166564
What am I doing with my life?

I was in a local healthy/expensive type supermarket here in Grand Rapids, Michigan (we have a lot of those) and I'm in line to buy some ham at the deli there. The lady asked me what kind, and I said "I have no fucking idea what different kinds of ham there are, lady" ENTIRELY to loudly and the guy behind me in line I hadn't noticed burst the hell up laughing.

I turn around. Steve Martin.

He kinda half leans around me and says "Honey glazed!" to the lady over the counter and I just kinda stare at him for a sec then smile and say thanks. I'm about to pay for it and he says "No way this one's on me" and pays the check for it right there. I was astounded, it was so awesome that I did the only thing I could think of ... The Three Amigos salute. Once again he cracks up and asked me if I had any idea how long it had been since someone did that. I said "a year?" he said "try ten".

We ended up having coffee at a place across the street. Turns out he bought a house in Monticeto, a really expensive residential area in SB, and has been living there a while. We talked about everything that wasn't his career for about 45 minutes before he had to take off because his deli stuff was gonna go bad. I shook his hand and said he made my year today. He smiled and beat my head in with a tire iron. I looked up from the floor, my eyes covered in my own blood as I made out a blurry image of an anvil being hoisted above his head. Through the ringing in my ears I couldn't hear his probably witty parting line before the anvil came crashing down, ending my life.

>>84162965
What is the actual problem with this little fella? Why is his head so fucking big?

>>84166836
And they say celebrities are all assholes

>>84166836
This is so fucking fake

>>84166994
His head absorbed most of the mass from his body while in the womb, like a twin absorbing the other, therefore: large head, small body

>>84163873
calablackness?
malibu?
sherman oaks?
encino?

or fields market?

>>84166836
The ending wasn't always Steve Martin killing him. I read this on /b/ years ago and actually believed it. The SM replies sound spot on.

>>84166836
Yeah I call bullshit. Why the fuck would Steve Martin be in Grand Rapids?

>>84167124
Not that guy but I bet it's Gelsons

hung with a drunk kiefer

went through sir anthony hopkins personal belongings

>>84167151
gelsons is a pretty huge chain

and basically the millionaires market

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>>84163422
I grew up in Seattle and visited Bill Nye and his house on field trip like 3 times as a kid.

He would have like an entire grade over to his big ass house for science lessons and was always really nice. I've heard he's a prick in real life though, so he was probably just performing for us.

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>>84165254
>what I was doing for a gig involved celebs wanting pictures with me

please elaborate further

>>84167225
He was forever mean mugging the camera every time I seen him on TV. I just started to hate him back, because he's a fake bitch.

>>84167225
You forgot to include the part where he took you down to his basement and touched you because there are lots of flavors of sexuality and his favorite flavor is little boys?

>>84167299
Did you give her your sweetness in her belly?

>>84167299
You mean left. What was it like meeting Andrew Garfield?

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>>84165445
who is the famous one in this picture?

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I met him at his art exhibit

>>84167225
Sounds like a child molester

>>84162965
And here I thought Eric the Midget was fucked up. God DAMN.

>>84166564
just be yourself, bro!

Literally only Tommy wiseau and greg

>>84167357
Nah, mostly he just showed us stuff to look at through telescopes and talked about local geology. Stuff like that.

>>84167309
He was nice to me and me fellow 3rd/4th graders. That's all I really remember. I had more fun on the Pacific Science Center field trips, desu

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>>84162880
He was hanging out at the museum I work at.

>>84166315
Is Miley hot enough? For fuck sake.

>>84166564
I don't get special attention for being a mutant. Fuck this floating head.

I saw Jerry Seinfeld at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>84166994
He got a bicycle pump stuck in his ear.

>working at In-N-Out burger a little over 8 years ago
>Gov Arnold Schwarzenegger comes in with a tattood up friend and a bodyguard
>manager comes out and shakes his hand, apparently he drops in on occasion
>I walk up to them, pretending to do work, just to be closer
>manager actually kicks me away behind the desk
>I'm confused
>he shoots me a "get the fuck out of here" look
>I move back away to the milkshake machine
>Arnold never even looked at me
>they chat a bit and then Arnold and his friend order
>Arnold leans into my manager and suddenly looks at me with a weird smile on his face
>hear him softly say "if that nigger touches my food I'll have the health department.. mumble mumble" I didn't catch the rest of it
>Arnold laughs loudly, manager laughs uncomfortably
>few mins later they leave, confront manager
>he denies everything, acts like I'm crazy

>>84166315
dude you're not mitt romney no one's buying that

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>>84162880

There is this park in the city i live in. Sometimes i go into the bushes to masturbate there. One day out of nowhere Tom Cruise caught me by accident ( i guess, i hope). As i noticed him he acted like he didnt notice me. Thats when i made this photo.

>>84166564
this is fucked lol

>>84167448
He was my hero of sorts. When I got excited to see him on TV, he had sand in his vagina all the time.

>>84167382

lmao I don tthink Ive ever seen this full picture. everyone is staring at this fucker. christ, what the fuck did he do before taking the pic

I met Tommy Wiseau and Greg at a screening
Wiseau is a weird looking dude: skin looks like melted wax and he definitely had makeup on.
My friends and I got a photo with them and Wiseau put his arm around my shoulder a little too strongly.

Other than that I've met a bunch of like, Canadian actors who've been in Hollywood movies but aren't like super famous or anything.

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>>84167716
Everyone's look because he forgot to turn off flash you retard

>>84167382
This is the most uncomfortable photo known to man

Mel gibson at a bar. the legend wingmanned me by telling some slut that if she wants to talk to him about some job bullshit that she can get intouch through me. slept with her for 2 weeks then finally revealed that I met mel that night and brought him a beer because I felt bad for pirating his movies.

>>84162965
It's like someone put a Mr potato Head in the cupboard from indian in the cupboard

>>84167608
Based Arnie

I met Kate Miccuci in 2009/2010. We were at a car wash waiting for our cars, which can get boring. She looked familiar, but I wasn't sure where I knew her from. I asked "Were you in Scrubs?" She said yes and "I actually have my ukulele on me right now." We struck up a nice genuine convo. I didn't treat her like a celebrity beyond my initial question. I talked to her like I would any other woman.

I started to get the vibe that she was waiting for me to ask her out, but I had no interest in that so we eventually fell into an awkward silence. I distanced myself a bit, pretended to make a phone call, then kept my distance when I was finished pretending. When her car was ready she went out of her way to come over to me and say "It was nice meeting you", I said "you too", which was followed by a brief awkward silence before she lef

>>84162965
Remember kids, abortion is ALWAYS bad.

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>>84167382
>spaghetti in a potty training seat..

Met Anne Heche years ago, I'm 40 years old so this was around 2002, and she was drunk and hitting on me non-stop. I couldve easily fucked her but didnt. Still a virgin today.

I met Ron Jeremy at some house party in Hollywood. My buddy and I were smoking a joint and we asked him if he wanted in and he said "no thanks boys I don't partake anymore" all while knowing his cock is bigger than everyone else. What a guy.

I've met Robert Englund and George A. Romero.

I've also met John Carpenter, got him to sign a Halloween poster. Pretty amazing experience for a /tv/ poster.

i gave mocha to kstew last autumn but dragged my dick along the cup's rim beforehand and spit in it, i would have dunked my dick in as well but it was too hot for a 2 week job that was the highlight
she's really short and has a big head

>>84167382
Old Chlomo pictures depress me, she used to be so qt.

>>84167224
YOU JUST KNOW

>>84167382
i wonder how the chloe and bella thorne fags from 2010 feel about their waifus now

>>84167881
kek

>>84167995
In case you're being sarcastic, he seems like he's out there enjoying life. Good on him. I don't get why someone would think his life is worthless just because he's disabled.

>>84167881
Yeah, except they put it in the microwave first by accident

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Met pic related in Queens last december while working in a coffee shop. She ordered affogato, was with a fat gay mexican (or he looked gay with shitty pink hair). I did not have time to jerk into the cup but I dragged my cock along the rim of the cup twice. Shame she didn't stay so I can watch her lips on the cup.

>>84164134
>Bryce Dallas Howard
liar

>>84168061
>>84168262
Stop bullying kstew

My dad was driving in Vancouver and saw BBT in 2014. He had on only the most expensive clothes and what my pops called nice shoes.

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>>84166564

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>>84166564
>using all your disability money on 'companion' escorts

Almost made me feel bad for a second there, you big headed mutant.

>>84168061
>>84168262

DELET THIS!

>>84166564
Why doesn't anything show up on reverse image search?

Mostly d list local celebs and people who've been on reality shows(I did wardrobe/makeup on a morning show a few years ago). No real highlights from American celebs, the big names that came here to advertise a movie had their own teams to do their makeup

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>>84168262
She's probably so used to the taste of dick on her cup rims, that normal cups taste weird to her now.

>>84167420
>Eric, the RETARDED, SHIT COCK, GAY Midget

>>84167420
At least this dude isn't club fuckin' footed you asswipe

I live in Tribeca so lots of my neighbors are celebs.

Best: Jack Nicholson and Paul McCartney hanging out together and were total bros.

Worst: Katherine Heigl. I hope she gets raped by a pack of wild niggers.

>>84167608
>confront manager
>he denies everything, acts like I'm crazy
Well bitching about racism when there clearly wasn't any racism is kinda what you guys are known for.....

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>>84168518
Nah you can't do that with plastic cups because they go straight to the machine, but for porcelain you can do it while you "duck" to "pick them up". I only did that to KStew though, only other celeb that came to the shop was that negro bitch that works for Stern. I did manage to get some smegma to stick on the side and float into the cream.

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>>84167680

>>84162965
Someone give David Lynch this guy's number

>>84167382
I hate looking at this picture fuck!

>>84168764
>I live in Tribeca

How the fuck can you afford to live there?

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I sat next to Hwang Chul Soon, the "Korean Arnold Schwarzenegger", on a flght from Singapore to Seoul last winter

He literally had to turn himself sideways to fit through the plane door and was extremely autistic, constantly taking up space and trying to intimidate me with his size. Took constant pictures of himself and with others, and basically crushed my hand with a handshake when he left.

It was like 6 hours of being crushed against the window.

>>84167680
holy shit i just googled and it's not from a movie. It might be legit. That'd be the most awesome story ever, if only tom cruise would say it's true

>>84167382
>not posting the real one

>>84166710
>tfw I did the same thing and your post is the first to pop up

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>>84168956
jesus fucking christ
he should play guts in a live action berserk movie

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>>84167758
I've also been manhandled by Wiseau. I bought underwear from him and now my gf wears them as pajamas because they pinched my nutsack. He squeezed the shit out of me, I think he might be an irl vampire.

I met Tweety the black guy from Bad Boys(the one with Sean Penn) walking down the street once, he was a mailman. He said that was the only movie he ever did.

>>84163249
Until you crash in the mountains

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>youtube influencer asks if you want a picture with them

>>84167608
Lel Arnold has gotten to do something I have been dreaming of for years, calling you a disgusting nigger to your face.

>>84169077
good but you need to drop the levels a bit so its darker and not as obvious

>>84169056
>TTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>84169077
the stalker taking her pic was the reason why she turned into a fridge right?

Hung out with Kelsey Grammer at a James Taylor concert. Really great guy, he was super nice to me and all the people who kept coming up to him while we were talking.

>>84162880
Met Mark Wahlberg in NYC last year, he was with a big crew of people and no one really stopped to notice him and I go "Hey are you marky mark?" and he said yeah and laughed lol. Nice guy, only talked to him for like 30 seconds. I heard great things about him so I guess they were true.

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>>84164134
>heard Mathew McConaughey go alright alright in person

>>84163264
The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as “the greatest or most significant or most influential” rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.

>>84169285
>I heard great things about him so I guess they were true.
I take it you're not Vietnamese.

>>84168893
Trust fund babby from old money.

>>84168987
There's no way it's true because if it was Cruise would have sucked him off.

>>84169516
Out of interest, what do you do for work? Did you go to an Ivy?

>>84169650
maybe they're both keeping that part a secret

>>84169689
I'm a writer, and I did go to an Ivy actually.

>>84168131
White girls fuck dogs

>>84169123
Well they'd expect some of us in the wreckage.

>>84169285
Mark Wahlberg? Yeah I know him by that name. Hell, I worked with him in Nam. Back then we called him 'Gook Gutting' Wahlberg because he never came out of a tunnel without a scalp, an ear, or covered with blood.

Most would call him insane, but that is why the green berets trained him. They saw potential. It wasn't until they learned his methods that they truly realized what a monster they created.

You see, most guys that go tunnel clearing take guns. Not Mark. No, he took knives, clubs, hatchets, sometimes nothing but his bare hands. After a few missions I got a chance to talk to him in the mess. He was wearing his blood stained hat, sunglasses, and combat fatigues, smoking a cigarette and drinking johnny walker black. It was contraband, but you NEVER told Mark what he could and couldn't do.

I asked him why he never took guns with him. He lowered is head and took a long slow draw from his hand rolled cig, pulled off his sun glasses and looked me right in the eyes, piercing my soul.

"I do it out of respect. Respect for the white race. These slant eye'd scum bags don't deserve the mercy of an American made bullet, but the slow torturous death of the hands of an American man!"

In a flash he pulled out his weathered, but razor sharp knife and stopped just short of sticking my gut. "The look in their eyes when I slip this baby into their swollen, rice filled bellies is reason enough. To see the last lights flick off in their heads as they see a real killer work."

>>84162965
Even MODOK gets laid more... Fuck

>>84167513
You might get some (you)s if, when you change it to any other name than Ryan Gosling, change other elements of the story. For example in this one why not have him holding up the line by asking what's the deal with paper or plastic bags?

>>84168215
He would not be enjoying life in a third world shithole, that's for sure.

>>84164173
Michael Gross? Crows?

>>84165254
>>84167304
>please elaborate further
This please. Were you dressed as a hilarious mascot or something? My interest is piqued.

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Met him at Dick's Sporting Goods last Christmas weekend

>>84170564
you look 12

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>>84167680
>>84168987
>>84169650
>>84169716
Mamma mia!

met larry david at a country club in upstate new york, he was eating a sandwich by himself, sitting next to one of the tennis courts, I went straight to him and asked him if I could have an autograph and he said yes very politely, after that I wanted to shook his hand but he look at me and he said eehhmm no I just washed my hands to eat my sandwich and I don't want to wash them again. I just laughed because that's something his carachter in CYE would say lol.

I fucked Paz de la Huerta, not even kidding. She drank all my liquor and cried after I called her a cab.

I literally met the korean guy from lost on the border of North Korea

>>84167680
lol i actually believe this

Jesse Eisenberg was sitting on my stoop in the West Village doing a crossword puzzle one morning a couple of months back. I did a double take when I was coming back from breakfast. Ended up doing a quick "hey, big fan", especially because I had read some of the obscurer things he had written from his undergrad days (somebody posted them here). He could not have been nicer. I felt really bad though because I accidentally woke up his sleeping baby in the stroller. Fuck. But at least his child didn't wake up crying

>>84162965

That looks like a genuine smile on her. I would've expected a fake one. Props.

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>>84162965
>>84170027
kek i was thinking the same thing

>>84167608
Lmao I totally read that in his voice Hahaha.

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>>84167680
if you told me this kept happening over the course of your live, and had other photos of him catching you, i'd still believe you.
I'd make a whole childrens book based on it.

>>84170846
motherfucker

>>84168956
His forearms are pathetic.

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whats his endgame?

>>84170898

look how alarmed her eyes are lol

>>84170898

Cleansing this planet of the Jew scourge.

>>84167224

KNOTTED

>>84163061
>Selena standing close to him and not being scared of him
She seems like a good person.

>>84170846
That was fun

myself

>>84170846
fuck you

>>84170898
6'0 vs 5'11

>>84167680

he looks pretty happy... did it lead anywhere?

>>84170945

she's wasted

>>84170846
Nice

>>84170974
Yeah, he said "Hey buddy, did you know I'm going to be in The Mummy? Well right now I'm about to be in The Cummy." and jammed my cock in his mouth.

>>84168453
huh. i guess its really him

>>84163506
>in line with Gina Gerson, as in the pornstar


pretty sure I saw Taylor Rain back in the day at a local grocery store. She was walk/running to get munchies. I might not recognize a hollywood star who is not glammed up but I'm going to know a porn star I've watched take load after load to the face.

Saw Rodman and Rodman's blond ex wife a few times being she lived in Sacramento too back in the day.

that's about it... those are not even meet and more like just happened to see. Oh and Papa Roach's lead singer at a bestbuy or whatever the name is of that shitty alt band is from here. I remember that mostly for the insanely hot blond he was with at the time. I could give a rats ass about him.

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>>84162965
>tfw when IRL Goomba gets more play than me

>>84170846
Fuck you

>>84162965
Dude these chicks legit want to bang him

>>84162965
why does he even wear shoes

>>84171249

Pity sex is a great thing

>>84170986
A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

>>84171273
He tried to outrun his disease

he lost

>>84170898
Controlling the Master Blaster

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>>84162880

>>84166631
>>84171273
>>84171312
I'm laughing pretty hard

>>84166564
Dude, if that's actually you....fuck yes. Live fast, live large (no pun intended).

>>84168453
I know right.

ah spose he actually posted it....hey dude if you read this Im gonna need a break down on your situation k

>>84170846
Fuck

>>84170027

>dont know who modok is
>google it


holy shit get Kevin Feige on the phone now!!

>>84166564
ridiculous thread i've stumbled into

>>84170846
I guess I should have known.

>>84163002
aww, gone on then. you said pls like a gud boi

>>84163106
Did anyone do a Gump impression with him? I wouldn't be able to help myself

I had a chat with Wes Anderson in an airport in 2009 after our flight got delayed. This was just after Fantastic Mr Fox was released, which I loved.
He was pretty chill, but was dressed like an absolute faggot.

>>84168318
Go on her Instagram, go to mid december 2015. Look for a pic with her and two troopers. :^)

>>84163061
>>84162965
>tfw this thing has gotten two more hugs than me, from celebrity grils no less

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>>84165445
same guy?

>>84172095

pls no arest i am just humbel pusy slave not crimeinal

>>84167608
did you just out yourself as a nigger, tripfag?

>>84169056
>korean playing a legendary manga character
i'm down if only for the nip butthurt that would ensue

>>84172210

Krager is a well-known nigger tripfag. He never has anything interesting to say and his taste in women is awful. Any sensible anon will filter him.

>>84170564
how do you look like a prepubescent boy AND a 30 year old lesbian who just transitioned at the same time?

>>84170916
she's high and very amused

>>84163529
did you go see Iron Miden with him?

>>84166315
she looks so pretty with long hair

>>84166528
oh yeah now i remember megan fox

>>84168262
FUCK YOU

>>84164903
>4/10 pointy cap wouldn't bang

>>84166564
You are giving me fetishes on an entirely different level there m8.

>>84167407
I met him in jail.

>Arnold called Krager a nigger

I'm fucking dying.

>>84170688
welcome to the club

>>84164134
>if I make my examples specific and le quirky enough people will baleeb me :DDD

>>84172722
It's all true. Worked a Force Awakens Special Event in Hollywood.

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>>84162965
Mfw this potato got more game then me

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>>84170846
you son of a bitch, FIGHT ME!

>>84163006
You lucky fuck. Was he cool?

>>84170846
Fuck

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>>84163061
Did these two have a baby already?

>>84172735
Were you dressed as a stormtrooper?

>>84173244
Yep, had the swastika armband and everything.

>>84167105
wow you think so? huh

>>84173244
Sure was.

>>84166564
that looks like a high altitude. imagine if she dropped him haha

Ten years ago i had a dinner+interview with annette schwarz.

>>84173437
Look at the size of his head.

That little bastard would probably bounce.

>>84170898
intergalactic domination

>>84170898
QUAID, START THE REACTOR

>>84166564
oh yeah really cool, a $60 columbian hooker in some cheap bedbug infested hotel has posed for a photo in front of her garbage city. i'm not so insecure that i have to brag about my life to people anonymously online, but that is seriously nothing special. i'd much rather be him than me, she probably wouldn't even fuck him, just pose for photo's and snort his coke.

ITT: LARPers

>>84173660
>lying on 4chan

aha, uhhh no.

>>84170846
Wew

>>84168005
punchline made me kek

>>84170898
Fuck i need to get some yeezys.

>>84162880

To make a super long story short, Mel Gibson called me a kike.

>>84174146

based Mel

>>84174157

We were in IKEA and he was looking at ovens. I was walking by and he stopped me and said, "I'd love to shove you in here, kike." I'm not even Jewish.

>>84174168
That's exactly how I imagined he spends his days

>>84170688
more like Poz de la Huerta

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>>84170846
Cunt

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met him in a chipotle like 2 years ago. he was very awkward and high as fuck

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Waiting for my Dutch bro.

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>>84174296
wat bedoelde hij hiermee

>>84174347
Vorige draad, vriend.

>>84163422
What was a guy with a bachelors degree in mechanical engineering doing at a nanotechnology conference?

>>84166836
better than the infetterence pasta

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>>84174372
calling bullshit, the pic he posted (>made it myself with a shitty filter) is a well known publicity pic

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>>>84164134
>>>84173433
>>>84172095

Are you the chad-trooper or manlet-trooper?

I met BD Wong in 2008 while working the front desk at an upscale hotel. He had some trinkets/souvenir stuff he wanted to Fedex to a friend in New York. Had him fill out a slip with his info, friends info and his Amex card. I kept one of the carbon duplicates because I thought it was cool. He was the nicest guy.

>>84174509
Cha-trooper. Other dude was much shorter than me.

>>84165989
My co-worker called one of his friends and had him pretend to be his lawyer while management was trying to fire him for bullshit reasons

You got bamboozled like they did.

>>84174509
How the fuck did Richie Cunningham create someone so beautiful?

>>84174509
>literally me on the right lol

>>84170846
I hope you die

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>>84169217
She was bulking up just in case.

>>84170846
I like this picture

>>84170846
Does anyone have the original image?

>>84168797
>smegma

take a shower, you dirty fuck

>>84170783

retard.

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>>84169056
at least post the real one.

>>84173629

Seems like someones a little intimidated, huh sweetie?

NEW THREAD
>>84175192
>>84175192
>>84175192

>>84164134
>hit on a drunk Bryce Dallas Howard and chatted with her for a while
tell us more about that..please and thank you

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>>84170846
i knew it was coming but still fell for it
goddam

>>84164173
classic

>>84170846
Hook, line and sinker

>>84170846
sad!

>>84175564
She was sweet and was hanging out with Josh Gad. She was really toast from what I remember and was asking about what I did and stuff. The funny thing is I had no idea who she was, thought she was a random red head girl. After she left and I had to, the other guy I was working with (see manlet trooper above) was like "Holy shit did you know who that was?" and then it all clicked. Best part of that night was seeing Andy Serkis drunk passed out on an arm chair

>>84170898
Who run Bartertown?