I have to have sex with Jenna Ficher

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Just post more.

>>84160926
1. find her by online stalking, go where she's at
2. once she's all alone, corner her so she can't leave
3. pin her down and fart on her face three times to show dominance
4. yell out "I LOVE YOU (name)!" for each fart to profess your love
5. she will throw you off her, pin you down, and fart in your face to show she loves you back
6. bark as she farts, this will signal the end of the mating ritual and beginning of a loving relationship

And that's how it's done.

>>84160926
What bothers me is that she looks like your average middle aged affluent mom and she thinks she is a super model

>>84161056
That's copyrighted

>>84161063
That image sucks and so does your shilling

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>>84160926
Don't be so lewd anon.

>>84160926
Wear a John Kransinski mask.

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>>84161104
explain this, jennaposter

>>84161152
He never got it what hope do I have??

>>84161178
Intresting

We should really help this guy. I'll help you anon...