How the hell did Johnny Rico survive the Battle of Klendathu?

obviously the whole movie was a fever dream of a dying soldier

He'd already killed it when it fell on him hadn't he? He was blasting away at it with a shotgun. Then Radcheck probably heard him moaning like a girl and dragged him out of there.

>>84159111
It literally says in the filom that RATCHECK pulled him out. learn to watch movies you fucking inept fucking adhd faggot

>>84159401
hate these faggots who watch all their films on 1.5 speed

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>>84159401
>>84159464

>>84159464
>people watching films at faster speeds

That was a joke though, right? Right?

>>84159554
Why would you waste valuable time when you don't need to?

>>84159464
Th-that's just a meme, right? Real people don't actually do that, do they?

>>84159111

Remember when the teacher is shown to be their commander, the black girl says "who do you think saved your ass?"

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>The only good nigger is a dead nigger

Jesus Verhoeven...

>>84159227
I've always thought of it as a propaganda piece as whole, the whole thing feels very fake on purpose (the lighting gives it away)

>>84159554
>>84159597
all autists need to be put to the sword for this