So, I'm a recovering alcoholic...

>>84157832
so is everybody

Stanhope is the only person I've ever heard call him out on this

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itz DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>84157863
Please tell me when, i need it.

I'm sick of this cunt trying to relate with crack adicts and shit because he got drunk 12 times when he was 12.

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So, i'm addicted to champagne...

Isn't he tho?

>>84157832
FEMININE TRANNY CLITTIES

>>84157832

Zima's recent re-appearance on store shelves hasn't been all roses. Jim Norton made a statement earlier today in response to the news indicating his immediate entry into a rehabilitation program. The former alcoholic, who at the height of his addiction would ingest up to two wine coolers a day, stated, "I'd just like to ask for some privacy as I battle through these dark times."

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NUHH DEE NUHH AHGHMM
NUHH DEE NUHH AHGHMM
NUHH DEE NUHH AHGHMM

>I'm sorry, I didn't catch that what did ya say?
>I said you-
>WE GOT IT.

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So, weed makes you smart....

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>>84157832
don't say recovering if you still drink you worthless degenerate

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>>84158189

>>84157933
>>84157933
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnsIuwcLlsk

The short clip got deleted

>>84157832
Notice how Ron Bennington always skirted the topic and never really glorified it?
Its what an actual recovering addict sounds like.

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>>84158230
Bless you my man, will watch the whole thing anyway.

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>>84158281
Lil Jimmy has been clean for 21 years!

PEESA GABIGE

Reddit Norton

I love Jimmy. He and Anthony had such great chemistry. And honestly, the episodes without Opie, you realize Opie brought something to the show even if it wasn't on the air.

Those three guys, at their peak, were just unbelievably entertaining and it's so sad how egos got in the way.

Opie and Jim said afterwards that they were right not to quit, but they should have quit when Ant got fired and kept the show together.

>>84158760
>Opie and Jim said afterwards that they were right not to quit, but they should have quit when Ant got fired and kept the show together.

This wasn't an option. It's not like they could of up & quit to do the show elsewhere. That's not how it works.

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sickhsteen years shober everybody

Fuck norton I hope he gets(has) aids

>>84158896
not a trop osh liquord in mide bohdy

>>84157832

I don't understand people's problem with this. He started drinking before his mid-teens. He would self-harm, etc. He's clearly an addict.

>>84158760
As I go back listening to it, I loved Evil Opie. His downright shittiness to people was entertaining.

He was never actually funny and didnt really get off good lines though.
And you can hear his "steering the ship" and a lot of times did more harm than good by trampling bits.
The best episodes were when they just ran with something for over an hour in a funny discussion, not when they were doing quick 15 minute bits about the headlines.

He got old and soft

>>84158211

I thought this was a dog fucking a woman from the thumbnail.

>>84159050
Thats what I thought too

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>>84157832
I dropped this degenerate when he started talking about how he likes cuck porn and funky odors on JRE

>>84159662
His prior experience sucking cock were ok though?

>>84159662
Oh sweet trumpposting newfag
You haven't even scratched the surface of Lil Yimmy's degeneracy

>>84158230
>>84158407
this is entertaining

ron bennington still makes good radio

>>84157832
>childhood was thinking Jimmy was funny
>adulthood is knowing Opie was right
>homosexuality is thinking Anthony wasn't beating women because he found out they didn't have balls

Seriously, can we ask Jill Nicolini if the thing Ant cheated on her had an adams apple?

>>84159046
I'd rather have old and soft Opie than whatever the fuck Sam and Jim is. I had serious on a rental car and tuned in... how the fuck is Sam and Jim still on the air

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>>84158896

>Firsshhtuhvall

>>84160666
>steven carlesi

I am glad that faggot is burning in hell.

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Why is he famous? I don't think he's ever made me laugh, was he just somehow a good soundboard for people that were actually funny? Why is he still alive while everyone else is dead?

>>84160436
>the story about doug's mom's suicide

it's not entertaining anymore

>>84160678
>>84160666
THE PENDULUM IS SWINGING THE OTHER WAAAAY

>>84161020
>Famous
>Louis CK is in movies and tv
>Amy Schumer is in movies and tv
>Bill Burr has his own cartoon

Jimmy is a faggot who annoys real celebrities by saying "I was a background extra on a Kevin Smith film!"

>>84161020
Because Jimmy took the time to get healthy and eat better. It's not like he drinks or does drugs either. His main vice is sex and he takes precautions to not get an STD.

>>84161020
Jimmy is a strange little autistic goblin but he used to be arguably the funniest out of the three. He's best at banter which is why he stand up specials aren't great, he at least got to show off a little crowd work in the last one.

>>84161226
Passibly. He was always only good in small bursts. The worst thing for his radio career was him shafting Opie. He better hope Ant has some cash to mooch off of when Sirius fires him.

>>84159046
why is O and A better to relisten to than Howard?

>>84157832
So, why's everyone talking shit on him for being an alcoholic? Something about being not being a "real" alcoholic? Also what're you all on about him sucking cock? I've only ever seen Jim Norton a few times on TV and thought he was okay from what I can remember (almost nothing).

>>84162013
>Also what're you all on about him sucking cock?

He's admitted many times that he likes to have sex with trannies and suck their cocks. But he's not gay, tho

>>84162496
At least he admits it, unlike Cumia.

Face it, the Opester was the only one putting up numbers with real women. Ant only had beards and Jimmy couldn't keep it up with Chelsea Peretti so she found the whitest black man to replace him.

>>84159745
>>84160045
do tell

>>84162496
And what about his alcoholism? A search just brings something up about him enjoying Zima.

>>84162787
Could you suck tranny dick without becoming an alcoholic? That's right. Nobody can.

>>84162614
>believing those Cumia rumors
come on man
and if he did he wasn't sucking them

>>84162700
No, you aren't even invited to the monster rain party

>>84162844
Anthony, shouldn't you be beating women right now because they lack juicy testicles?

>drink about 4-5 days maybe sometimes 6 every week for nearly 2 years
>stop because getting the flu killed my desire to drink

Can I brag and whine about being a recovering alcoholic?

>>84163123
depends on how many of those drinks were appletinis

>>84160666
NITHH TRIPTH SHATAN OK

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>>84161020
Jimmy's greatest contribution was being friends with actually funny people and that made them go to the show.

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Opie is an insecure, self unaware, frat boy douche wannabe that innately believes he deserves to be the face of the radio medium. Any interaction that doesn't acknowledge that he considers a deliberate and personal attack.

Anthony is a beta that is afraid of interpersonal conflict so he lets everybody walk all over him. He has a crippling fixation on teenage girls because he spent his formative sexual years standing on the sidelines while all his peers were experimenting with one another. Now he wants to complete that unfinished level in the game of life, but instead of just fucking these girls like an alpha millionaire should, he pathetically tries to form a relationship with them even though it literally ends in fire every single time.

Jimmy is a self-grandiose comic who's inflated ego has been born out of the fact that he can blurt out cum and rape jokes faster than other people. His stand up is mediocre, he is hypocritical in his unwillingness to address the hacky and douchey nature of certain more famous comics because he doesn't want to burn bridges as he's delusionally still holding out hope that one day they'll throw him a line and he'll finally be able to show everyone that he's more than just funny on the radio.

These three threw away millions of dollars and tarnished a successful show because they were unable to be adults and address their issues.

>>84164964
Shit went South when Patrice died. I Literally only relisten to episodes with Patrice in them.

>>84158896
post toothless vos

>>84164964
You need some friends, dude. No offense.

>>84165310
Louis ones are comfy too.

>>84165529

I work 60+ hours a week. Podcasts, radio, and the internet are literally the only non-work interaction I have.

>>84165310

ATTACK OF THE CONSPIRACY NEGRO

Ant's shit with the BLM would have never happened if that fat black bastard would have still been alive. Fuck, just imagining Patrice and Ant making fun of the BLM/ATIFA people would have been hilarious.

>>84165557
Louis was fucking different back then. Louis + Patrice is ultimate comfy.

>>84164964
>He has a crippling fixation on teenage girls because he spent his formative sexual years standing on the sidelines while all his peers were experimenting with one another.
He fucked his babysitter and his dad got him a hooker when he was like 13

>>84165678
>NIGGER WAS A FEELIN

>>84165651
Patrice going off on women has entertained me for years.
I miss that fat man.

>>84165651
Naw, I could still see it going down the way that it did. Patrice would have defended him though.

>>84165719
>Your name is Luis spiCK!!!!

>>84161335
Based Springer poster

>>84165689

He got molested by a middle aged fat woman. He himself said he was a beta that didn't get pussy in high school

>>84165720


/radiokino/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dXBMZbIPHM

>>84165637
You should take his advice and cut back on your hours.

>>84157954
There are episodes of Curb where his eyes look completely bloody.

>>84165866
>Not the Mel Gibson tapes
Pleb

>>84165933

ohh god, those were amazing too. but these tiger woods segments are gold as well.

>>84165933
>Not Cooper vs O'Neal
https://youtu.be/LaiKhkjShhk

>>84159662
If you didn't know he was a degenerate before his Rogan interview, you never had him in the first place.

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>>84165933
>YOU SHOULD HAVE SMILED AND BLOWN ME, IN THAT ORDER

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>>84165965
Yes, Patrice explaining to everyone what type of woman the Perkin's waitress is was fucking classic.
>>84166022
AGHHHHHHHGHHHHHGKGNDHFKFNNFFNN

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>>84157832

>went to jimmy's book signing at the Chicago Michigan Avenue Borders for Happy Endings like 10 years ago.

>thinking of all those trannies and hookers those filthy meaty hands i shook and got a pic with lol...

i can't believe i still have this pic, it's so fucking old i got it off "photobucket" for fucks sake

>>84162844
I wouldn't have bought it if it weren't for the absolute meltdown he had over it and the fact that he dances around the topic now (he claims the tranny jokes comes from being friends with Bailey Jay)

>>84166278
I would never shake his hand. The degenerate shit those things must have done.

>>84166347
He starts hitting on a tranny in the newest Chip podacast before he finds out she's got an outie

>>84166357

hahaha, this was 10 years ago, and since I was there to buy Happy Endsings (obviously hadn't read it yet) i was oblivious to how filthy that man is !

i still love jimmy, i didnt watch his train wreck with opie and then sam, but I watched his recent netflix standup and i liked it.

>>84157832
why does he look like such shit for a man who had 2 sips?

>>84166598
Monster rain.