I miss him, /b/ros

>>84151817
who?

Literally who

He has too much money now to care about peasants like you.

He's probably worth half a million now from the book deal.

>>84151876
>>84151893
Not OP.

Sam Hyde. Living meme.

>>84151817
You are him. Get a job

more like sam hide this thread

>>84151817
He's actually the man in the Kraft Punk costume. I work for Adult Swim and he still gets steady pay from us.

>>84151912

lol you don't make money from self publishing a book

>>84151876
FPBP

>>84151947
Are you telling the truth?

>>84151953
I hate Sam but self-publishing does in fact make a lot of money now. That is where the market is headed 100 percent. Idk who told you self-publishing has no money in it...that's wrong.

>>84151817
If you miss him that much go to the Moose Cafe in Tiverton (next to Fall River). He works there.

>>84151817
he fucked my waifu in the ass and I hate him

>>84151953
he literally made about 280k though

are you butthurt?

Glad you guys finally woke up and realized he was nothing special.

>>84152361
That litteraly never happened
Sam just says stuff to get to people
Yet alt right losers listen to him

>>84151817
I had a dream the other night that I was making out with Charls. There are two things wrong with this:

1) I'm not gay
2) I have literally never seen any mde videos in my entire life. I've only seen random pictures that are posted here.

What did my subconscious mean by this?

>>84151912
health insurance

He had a video on hydewars a few days ago

>>84152845
yes which he can buy now because he has money
more money than you

>>84152634
how do you know he make 280k?

>>84151876
>>84151893
health insurance guy

>>84152083
>self-publishing does in fact make a lot of money now
How so? E-books because of low costs?

>>84151876
>>84151893
He's called sam hyde.

You should check him out; he's really hilarious.

>>84154044
Everyone reads books on Kindles now.

>>84154044
he made a physical book
don't know how much he made on it, don't know where this lad is getting his figures from, awfully tough to determine without knowing anything about his costs, but he certainly has a pre-existing audience to sell to

>>84151912
That's not true. He's poor as shit and in the same place he's been his whole life besides a minor amount of fame. I talk to him on Facebook, he's very accessible

>>84154044
It costs nothing to you as the distributor to digitally download a book, but you can charge a few bucks a download.

>>84152634
>280k

woah a whole 2.5 years of living, car, health insurance, and rent paid for

>>84154114
only thing funny about him is that he has no healthcare

>>84154293
(you) in charge of knowing the cost of living

>>84152794
Charls and Nick rarely get posted here, so your subconscious found out about Charls' rock hard jaw and Nick's supple hairy cheeks some other way

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>>84154255

you think Sam is the person responding to your messages? lol

What does it mean if Sam dominated me sexually (and acted a bit like a bully) in a dream I had.

I'm not gay although I have had sex with men on three different occasions

>>84154828
I mean yeah. Who else. It's not like we are having lengthy conversations or anything. Just send him shit every once in a while. He certainly acts like Sam, but if you have evidence for your claim, present it.

>>84152634
he sold 3000 copies at $38. work that out...

>>84152634
Chill out, sam

Didn't he fuck a tranny or something ?

>>84151817
he'll be fine, he's just training to be the best and to finally kill little timmy

>>84154997
He sold 6000 (maybe a bit more)

>>84155408
truly ourguy

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>>84155463
i just cant work it out. do you think the self-publishing company let him have 120% of the profits?

>>84151924
>>84151947
>>84151953
>>84152845
>>84153799

You fucking idiots. You really think he's going trough hard times? He actually released this where you can see him completely well-adjusted and all good overall: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah0ViFSwdXI

Sick bastards.
>captcha: Hermanos AVENUE

I'm abit confused with MDE threads, they seem to always be on character even punished Sam, I heard that phonecall everyone meme about and it sounded rehearsed

>>84156718
don't worry about it

>>84151817
I don't. I ordered his book like 4 months ago and it still hasn't gotten here. Spent $50 on it and I'm about to move and I don't think there is a way to change your delivery address since it's a third party seller

kms

>>84156481
Considering patreon, the book, whatever money he made off the TV show, and whatever money he makes off KSTV I don't see how he would be out of money.

>>84156162
Don't argue with right-wingers. They don't like to hear the truth.

Haha just kidding guys

>>84156162
Again it could be more as he did a promo vid after the 6000 mark that could've boosted sales.

>>84156865
Seriously Sam when will I get my book

>>84156865
What could he possibly write about that you would want to read? 100 pages of "HAHA NIGGERS AND KIKES ARE FUNNY AMIRITE? WOAH, I AM JUST JOKING THOUGH!"

>>84152222
Sauce

>>84157831

Getting at the essence of the decay/iniquity of modern culture? Don't think I've ever come across him saying 'niggers' and 'kikes' unless he was ripping on political correctness.

>>84154293
Lol living in Fall River isn't that expensive

>>84157831
I got it for the artwork.

>>84154911
>he certainly acts like Sam

The fact that has responding to you proves he isn't. Since you're not an underage girl or a tranny.

>>84157925
>he's just pretending to be racist and do the Nazi salute! It's a joke you FUCKING NIGGER FAGGOT KEK!!! REEEE!

>>84151876
>>84151893
how new r u?

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>when you get your show canceled by being autistic and your two best friends abandon you and you don't have enough talent to make good content on your own so your release vlogs sporadically in order to maintain just enough activity to keep stringing your fanbase along for patreon money

>>84158854

>shock jock uses nazi salute to successfully ruffle your feathers

Yea, that's not me, try again bud.

>>84156865

uhh yeah you can man just hit up the vapes.com people, they havent even been printed yet (i sent em an email)

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>>84157831
>>84158854

>>84152794
You had to have been thinking of making out with a dude at some point in the day. Maybe someone mentioned it and it stuck with you?

Sheeeeit, now I'm gonna have gay dreams too.

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>>84159934
Sam certainly has them

>>84160319
how much gay porn did you watch to find one that looks like sam?

>>84151876
Some tripfag killed himself probably

>>84151893
>>84151876
back to /r/timanderic newfriends

pretty much everyone on /tv/ knows about our guy sam hyde and how the jews destroyed his career

>>84154293
How the fuck are you spending 280k in 2.5 years.
Do you budget a solid gold buttplug every month?

i think he got resentful after he got fired. went a lil far with the nazi shit

Tim Heidecker for the win

>>84151876
shmuel heidelberg

>>84160569
back to Infowars. youre running low on Super Male Vitality

>>84152083

No they don't, unless you have a large fanbase.

>>84161269
You don't know anything about online publishing, do you? There are entire communities for it now.

>>84159115
>teehee it's funny because he's pretending!

>>84160569
You mean how Sam ruined his own career and you faggots made ten threads a day on it, crying about Jews?

>>84161948
>ruined his own career

>literal kike was making hit pieces saying there were hidden swastikas in the show

>>84162045
As it has been explained to you for months now, that's not how any of this happened. But keep crying.

>>84162078
>that's not how it happened

>it's literally true

>>84157065
Health insurance costs a lot

>>84162104
It's not.

>>84162078
What a monumentally stupid post.
Go retake Comp 1.

>>84162078
>>84162164
https://www.buzzfeed.com/josephbernstein/neo-nazi-promo-adult-swim-million-dollar-extreme

???

>>84162164
hm? bye.

>>84161790
Does that mean Mr. Bean and Ace Ventura are real?

>>84162223
Rowan Atkinson and Jim Carey are pretty wacky dudes irl

>>84162199
We all know about the buzzfeed article, retard. That wasn't what fucked Sam over.

>>84152361
I've had skype calls with marky and can confirm this, she is into anal big time probably because of that situation

>>84162201
You wasted a post on that? Ok?

>Some faggot online: LOL XDD SO RANDUM HOL UP SPORK!!11
>/tv/: Fuck off faggot with your /b/ random shit
>Sam shouts: NEGRO!
>So politically enlightening! Yes, yes, while at first glance it appears to be random what you will 'see' is the very fundamentals of society being stripped away to its very core in an abstract manner. Very mature stuff my friend samuel! Well done!

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>>84162563

>>84162563
>person makes joke to /tv/
>That wasn't my cup of tea, but it's only a joke so no sweat
>person makes joke to Redditor
>WAAAAAAH STOP IT FIRE THIS MAN RIGHT NOW FIRE HIM WAAAAAAAAH

>>84162461
shut the fuck up autist

>>84162646
Yeah, I didn't support wanting to fire Colbert either.

>>84162684
WAHHHHHH!!!

>>84159021
Sam "One Dollar Extreme" Hyde

>>84151817
his ted talk was kino

>>84152794
literally nothing wrong with that bro. my ex looked like charls with a wig.

>>84163398
It was cringe garbage.

>>84164319
His stand-up was cringe garbage. His performance at TedX was perfect, even if the audience wasn't exactly playing along. He even got them to laugh with the "Turn garbage into little cubes, make it money - everyone's rich now" bit. There were a few good moments in there imo.

Isn't he making a video game now or something? Or was that just a joke?

>>84165278
Yeah that's legit, it's called Com98

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>>84151817
mfw the future of mde is right here

>>84165589
Nice, can't wait to see how that turns out.

sowelookedatthedata

>>84156162
STOP BULLYING

>>84160319
Quick rundown?

will sam ever unjust himself?

>>84164319
>>84164595
Grow up reddit. Not everything is cringe

>>84164319
This

Surprised he wasn't booed off the stage every time but I guess the people who show up to those open mic nights are just as stupid/cucked as hyde

>>84166952
>you rebbit if you don't suck Sam's duck
>THINK OF THE HEALTH INSURANCE!!

>>84164004
>tfw you got turned on by Charls as the single mother in that World Peace skit

>>84166989
Usually people don't go to watch standup to have some fat tard run around the place and scream in your face.

I wish that redditors would stop dogpiling on Sam.

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>>84152794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBJc5WYSbvM
GOTTA GO FUCK MY BOY

In the last HydeWars he was talking about taxes and was paying some insane amount, meaning he earned easy six-figures last year.
A theory I read on another board is that he got rich by investing in crypto and is sitting on the money while waiting for a new project to take off. Seems like the type to do it, he made $20000 or something by betting on Trump winning

how does he keep evading the police after each terrorist attack?

>>84167457
an elaborate network of tunnel systems modeled after those used by the vietcong along with a small hand picked group of near perfect dopplegangers keeps the law guessing.

>alt white autist who got throughly btfo and spiralled down to nonrelevance

fucking lmao. good riddance.

>>84151817
HEALTH


INSURANCE

>>84167623
>got throughly btfo
When?
>nonrelevance
What a retard lmao

>>84167856
>When?
Anon, come on.

>>84167919
Notice you disregard that you made up a new word, from your use of white before I can tell you're a nigger.
Losing the show after gaining popularity and more fame wasn't exactly getting thoroughly btfo, Tim Heidecker couldn't take a show getting popular so took it down

>>84156162

Well there is a pdf/ebook version of the book on gumroad for 12 dollars a pop that he surely makes money off of. I bet he sold more of those than the actual books.

>>84168172
>Notice you disregard that you made up a new word
What in the fuck are you on about?
>you a NIGGER!
Nope.
>Tim Heidecker couldn't take a show getting popular so took it down
Ah yes, the man who helped get him the show in the first place obviously was just jealous of Sam's simply ebin humor.

You people are ridiculous about this shit, you know that? You shill Sam so hard as if anyone cares. He was btfo by literally everyone around him. He's a dumb cunt and hopefully he learns from the experience to work better with people.

>>84168172
I think you replied to the wrong post. Tends to happen when your fists are shaking.

>>84168569
nonrelevance you stupid nigger

>>84168608
Yeah again, I'm not that anon who said that word. Perhaps if you weren't so autistic, you could scroll up.

You replied to the wrong anon, faggot.

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Can someone help me out, looking for the video of him where he uses that high pitched doot doot doot sound every 10 seconds or so.

>>84169344
over there, mj, is where we gas the uberme... srsly raimi

>>84165652
He literally just spends all his time sperging out while streaming on twitch.

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>>84154293
Tfw I live off of 6300$ a year.

Sam has like $500k worth of Bitcoin also. Guess all that mining in 2010 paid off, literally

>>84169344
got your back pham

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYY-6XHHUeA