/trek/ Discovery

>>84149941
I'm sure it will be very exciting to watch him die in the first episode

>>84149984
i thought michelle yeoh was the one who dies

>>84149984
Even if he sticks around they'll just make him a punching bag for black womyn empowerment.

when does this take place, and what universe exactly? It better not be JJ Abrams tier trek

Is that a

FUCKING

WHITE

MALE

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>The underarm scales are little starfleet emblems

so is starfleet nike now or like what

i hate this timeline

>>84150098

In between ENT and TOS

Because fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckfuc cjkwfdlikwfgareoipjm[fasdg FUAKC

>>84149941
How can you tell that he is the captain? There are no pins or other rank insignia

>>84150218
wtf i don't hate discovery now????

>>84150424
It looks like there are some dips or pips on the Star Fleet insignia on his chest, but that can't be it. How is anyone supposed to see that?

>>84150244
>now

Fuck off secondary

>>84149941

The asymmetric zipper annoys me.

>>84150424
There are four pins on his starfleet logo.

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>>84149941
I'm just gonna leave this here.

>>84149941

I would have cared if it wasn't on their shitty CBS pay to watch bullshit.

>>84150559
wow, now that is retarded.
How will people see that? Small metal pins on a small metal logo

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>>84149941
i thought the asian woman was the captain? i thought the only white male was gay? i thought star trek isnt for us anymore?

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>>84149941
Think he'll live up the the legacy of Archer?

>>84150662
The uniforms are designed with commie tendencies, so that everyone looks the same from a distance. Practicality be damned.

>>84149984

Nope. Yeoh is the one that dies. Isaacs is the Captain of the Discovery.

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looks like an adidas tracksuit

So what's it going to be about?

Free-spirited adventurous captain Michelle Yeoh dies while on a mission to spread peace and prosperity through the galaxy.
Instead of promoting first officer Black Womyn to command, Star Fleet replaces Yeoh with a steely, militaristic FWM who clashes with his new first officer on the regular, and is always proved to be in the wrong with his harder approach to space politics?

>>84151002
>I am ze captain naw cheeki breeki

Looks okay desu and i honestly like Yeoh desu would not be fussed if she was the lead.

>>84150244
Those are all his medals.

You know like how North Korea shows all there generals with medals down the chest and onto the pants.

>>84150904
SO that's why they took an extra year of re-shoots Yeoh must have been bad even by their standards

>>84149941

>steely

What did they mean by this?

>>84150424

Maybe the four bars circling his shoulders?

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>>84150424
>How can you tell that he is the captain?

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I thought asia-face was the captain, thats the vibe the trailers gave me

>FUCKING SJWS RUINING TREK WHERE ARE MY WHITE MEN
>White man cast as the Captain
>W-well they're surely going to make him, the captain and played by the most well-known actor in cast by far, incredibly unlikeable y-you'll see

Are /pol/ tourists EVER not BTFO?

>>84151731
There are 5.

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>>84150788
He was fantastic in A Cure For Wellness

>its a 'before TOS' episode that makes zero effort to capture the charm of TOS' sets, technology, or color

>>84151816
but anon
Isaacs is a jew, not a white man
:^)

>>84150575
TWOOOOO SAAAAAUCERS

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>cis white dude captain

how DARE they

>>84149941

I know you faggots will never believe me but I thought of and posted the basic premise for this series on this board years ago.

I had said they should have a series with Chow Yun Fat as an old wisened Captain that is always teaching life lessions to his young, brash first officer.

My favorite part of space travel is the part where everyone sits in a sterile office environment and works on computers.

I hope they also beat the viewers over the head with basic morality issues without finding an interesting point to make.
The viewers also need to constantly be told how living beings and their cultures are wonderful and unique while being shown people and cultures that are all so similar that they lack character.

Star Trek is a better example of an office than The Office.

>>84151960
The acid in the stomach is going to kill the eels, whats the point of this ?

>>84152094
eels out the butt

>>84152094
It' literally magic with a 200 years old loli and lizardpeople

>>84152042
>Janeway

>Voyager good

it was all shit

>>84149941
>First pic of Jason Isaacs as Captain Gabriel Lorca
Wow this surely isn't a sign of the amount of relevance he has to the show, no more than it being announced all throughout production that the first officer was the main character.

>“a steely Federation Starship Captain who’s considered a brilliant military tactician.”
He surely doesn't sound like he's going to be the villain either.

>>84152042
Gotta keep pretending the future is mostly white
Really makes you think...

>>84152235
To be fair, Janeway was only half of what was wrong with Voyager.

The other half was https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwZiezIxCVU

>>84151799
She dies, probably goes down with the ship, Also the Ship in the trailer is not the Discovery, It's the Shenzhou

why bother when its starring a dyke nigger

>>84152355
Don't forget this half either

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIGxMENwq1k

>>84152368
Hmmm, why would they tease star trek with a different ship and a different captain???

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quick turn this thread into a star trek general before I hurt myself

>>84152411
Gauge the reaction most likely.

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>>84152473
okay

>>84152355
There was lots wrong with Voyager. The main cast mostly being dull as fuck no thanks to the guys in charge telling the writers to make the humans as dull as possible to somehow make the alien stuff more amazing by comparison is one of them. Even Kate Mulgrew couldn't figure out Janeway and deemed her to be bi-polar due to the writers not giving her a concrete character which is why she's constantly flip flopping on her morals throughout the series.

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>>84152473
>How can moy hangover be real if de syntehol isn't real?

>>84152411
My guess is they are trying to lure the star wars audience while just assuming the Trekies will show up regardless of what they do

>>84149941
He'll be no Malcolm "make the enemy take my seed" Reed.

>>84152411
They put all the effort into the first episode to sell subscriptions to CBS All Adverts, and went too far in a few places, they couldn't use any of the footage from episode 2 and beyond.

>>84152496
Benjamin Maxwell definitely did nothing wrong, The Cardassians prove time after time that they are completely untrustable

>>84152411
Because LE EPIC TWIST is all anyone cares about on tv these days

>>84152065

...so since since somebody out there is obviously picking up on my ideas I am going to post the other idea I had years ago:

Star Trek: Section 31.

Capt. Jellico leads the unit that handles the missions that the Federation either unable or unwilling to handle.

His young field Commander would always bend over backwards to handle the missions in a more humane manner than the orders given by the seemingly overly harsh, no nonsense Capt Jellico.

Thats another freebie Paramount. Take it and run with it.

>>84152496
>multiple seskas
Remove them and the roster is perfect.

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Should have used the STO uniforms desu

And maybe set the show just slightly after TNG / DS9 / VOY, you know the most interesting era

>>84152496
Is that meant to Remmick or the chest burster inside him?

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>>84152542
>tfw when you realise that syntehol can't make you drunk
>tfw you'll never be expelled from ten forward completely drunk and passing out in a corridor of the enterprise.
>tfw when the futuristic crypto-communist utopia literaly prevent you from having fun

>>84152889
synthehol still lets you get drunk but you can always shake it off.

>>84153017
http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Synthehol
"Most humanoids have an enzyme which breaks down the alcohol-like compounds in synthehol. According to Data, synthehol's "intoxicating effects can be easily dismissed." (TNG: "Relics")"

>> wait can Data get drunk

>>84153081
He's probably got a program for that. He had one for sex. He had one for dating. He had one for painting.

He probably has it on everytime he's in Picard's presence, just to keep his logic centers uncompromised by Picard's garbage.

>>84153202
>If TNG were made now Data would constantly be activating his DUDE WEED LMAO subroutine

>>84153202
>He had one for sex
Did noonien soong realy equiped data with a cyberdong ?

>>84153293
fully functional

>>84153293
FULLY FUNCTIONAL

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>>84153202
>>84153293
>This is the new Trek audience

>StarTrek

if Scott Bakula couldn't resurrect this series, then this guy won't either. They should stick with the movies

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>>84153316

>>84153356
yeah like TOS didn't have a whole episode with Harry Mudd and his fuckbots

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>>84152473
Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.

>>84150684
>Implying /tv/ has the same opinions as /pol/

Asian speech impediment captain looked fine to me.

>>84153356
I've been a fan for years mans. I literally watch trek 24/7 on a special site. Get on my level.

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>>84153285
>Seth Rogan is the "comedian" in the holodeck
>Data spends the rest of the run punctuating his shitty jokes with his obnoxious cough-laugh

>>84153450
And in that time you never watched The Naked Now?

And why would I want to go down to the level of a child that can't afford physical media?

Haven't followed it at all, I thought the entire bridge crew was supposed to be women?

Or is it following a load of different ships, unlike the prior series which were all focused on a single ship (or station) for the most part.

>>84152496
>Eddington did nothing wrong

t. Maquis scum

>>84153521
I'm not the one asking if his dong was fully functional, I was the guy talking about all the programs Data has (which you wouldn't know about unless you were a trek autist).

Go be an idiot while feeling superior somewhere else.

>>84149941
He looks like he's wearing gym clothes.

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>>84149941
>a brilliant military tactician.
>it's one ship
>and the entire tactic in ST is "lol disable their shields."

>>84153576
t. Ben 'Crime against humanity? Not if they're Maquis' Sisko

>>84150098
It's set in the real Trek universe while taking every design, cinematography and writing style of JJ.

>>84152662
He may have been "right" but had no real evidence besides circumstantial stuff nor did he have the authority to attack the Cardassians. he was also being clearly motivated by his emotions as his wife and son were killed by Cardassians during the war with them. His actions were still wrong even if Picard figured it out by the end of the episode the Cardassians were clearly setting up a strategic launch point for a future conflict with the Federation. It still doesn't give them the right to attack first and violate the peace treaty. That's why at the end of the episode he tells the Cardassian leader they'll be watching them as they're onto what they're doing now.

>>84153627
This.
It's like shooting a gun once and declaring yourself a warlord.

>>84153627
They're just being coy about saying "he's the Evil Admiral except a Captain"

>>84150575
Two lights? Dumpf thinks there are two lights? It's 2255.

>>84151062
An ancient evil awakens. The most cliché plot imaginable.

>>84150218

No, hes jewish

>>84153702
>he was also being clearly motivated by his emotions as his wife and son were killed by Cardassians during the war with them
No he wasn't, everyone was just projecting that onto him as it was easier than admitting he was right and they were sending an innocent man to jail to cover up for aliens who were murdering their citizens.

>That's why at the end of the episode he tells the Cardassian leader they'll be watching them as they're onto what they're doing now.
Obviously they didn't though, as Sisko had no idea what the Cardassians were doing in The Maquis Part 1/2.

>>84151978
But anon, this takes place during The cage.

>>84152496
Aamin Marritza plan was fucked up and could have led to a really weird situation between Bajor and the cardassians, even tho is objective was noble in itself. But it was just a poorly conceived plan

>>84152042
Imagine living your life being this much of a faggot.

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>>84153947
The people who wrote this shit neither know nor care

>>84152496

Janeway did so many things wrong I dont even know where to start

>>84153293
>>84153316
>>84153342
POSITRONICD.COM

>>84153901
>Innocent
He objectively violated a legally binding treaty and invaded Cardassian space.

>>84154003
yeah, that's true. But damn did that dude know how to ham it up and make a speech. Gotta respect him for that.

>>84152843
Oh man that era left open piles of possibilities. You have both the Cardassian and Romulan government going through a complete overhaul thanks to the Dominion War screwing over the Cardassians and Shinzon wiping out the entire Romulan senate in Nemesis leaving them both without any real leadership. Voyager, despite it being garbage left the Borg crippled with their main base in the Delta Quadrant destroyed along with their queen so they no longer have a guiding voice to control them.

Cardassia could become a post WWII Japan with them moving away from a militaristic society after it had brought them nothing but misery and the destruction of their cities and civilians killed by the millions to a more economic one seeing how they're best raw material processing and manufacturers in quadrant due to their lack of replicator technology. They could form some agreement with the Federation to allow them membership only if they become a main source for their ship building. They could be the top dogs when it comes to ship building.

Romulans would more than likely move away from their isolationist ways open up their boarders to make relations with the Federation even going as far as trying to unify with Vulcan and become one people again.

The Borg could be split into various factions. Some go off on their own to do their own thing, some want to reunify the collective and others wish to just get back to the lives they once had before assimilation.

>>84153901
The Cardassians weren't attacking Federation planets after the peace treaty was signed. Maxwell just went off the deep end and just started attacking their shipment lines.

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>>84149941

>inb4 feminists flipping their shit because they noticed the bulge

>>84154086
>Janeway did so many things wrong I dont even know where to start

He meant the evil "interpolated" Janeway of that one civilization's history books

>>84154131
Because the spoons violated the treaty first.

>>84154371
That's a matter for the Council/Starfleet. Not a single captain who didn't even bother registering his complaints with Command before going rogue

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Where's Dwight now?
Didn't he get bullied for being a Republican?

He kinda vanished from the internet.

>>84154440
He knew what Starfleet's response would be, the same as Picard's: nothing.

>>84154371
But there was no hard evidence to support that they were stock piling weapons. They only knew they had transport ships with dampening fields so they couldn't be scanned. Yes it gives the impression they're up to no good but without any real evidence it's all conjecture. Even when Picard asks for the proof from Maxwell all he does is fall back on is prejudice as his evidence.

>>84154232
Obviously manspreading has not been dealt with in the future.
# NOTMYSTARTREK

>>84154533
>"Captain, I sense the Cardassians are up to no good"
>"Where's your proof, you prejudiced bint?"

>>84149941
>First pic of Jason Isaacs as Captain Gabriel Lorca.
>>Lorca is described as “a steely Federation Starship Captain who’s considered a brilliant military tactician.”
>You hype?

No because the show isn't about him.

>>84154589
It's a human saying this to a human, no an alien with telepathic powers that can know if the Cardassians are lying. This would have been a great episode for Troi's abilities to come into play seeing how the Cardassians knew what those ships were doing but that would just make Maxwell justified in his actions and remove the whole "we need to learn to trust each other" moral.

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Jon from Lasagna Cat looks like he could pass as a Vorta.

>>84153676
In other worse, it's in the "real" Trek universe only for legal reasons related to the split of CBS TV from Paramount

So we now know what the Discovery bridge looks like and it's just as JJ as the other ship we have seen.

>>84154714
You don't have to be telepathic to understand someone. They brought O'Brien up from the pub because he's got experience with Maxwell, well Maxwell has experience with the Spoonheads, and he was right.

>>84154147
all of these more interesting than the last 3 movies

>>84155637
the last 7 you mean

>>84151960
THROATED

>>84149941
Nice to see that Starfleet has given the crew official sweatsuits.

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>>84152496
>no B.C

Capt. Pete "Dead Meat" Thompson

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Please, can anybody tell me what the FUCK his problem was?

>>84149941
Why does he look CG?

>>84151766
You just KNOW

>>84156472
hauling about a hundred bricks worth of liquid latinum in his second stomach

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>>84156483

>>84156472
his mom died

>waiting 10 minutes for the god damn turbolift
>the captain is holding a meeting in it
>im late for my shift and i am NOT crawling through those fucking tubes again REEEEEEEE

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>>84149941
>Master has given Neelix... a two year old.

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>>84157532
>Master has given Phlox... a bull.