Cast him

ezra miller
I wanna see the scene where he throws his coffee at couples and runs away. They can have either a montage of this or it can happen several times during the movie randomly

>2017
>not purging yourself of unproductive desires

Let's face it, he was never going to get laid. He could have had a nice life writing poetry or something if he just went celibate.

>>84149361
Ross and Monica's unstable little brother on friends. He is never on camera except when Monica notices a pair of underwear missing and the whole episode is an autistic screaming match between them Elliot adamant he doesn't have them and Monica finds them cum crusted under his bed every time.

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>>84149421
Throughout the movie, every time he encounters extreme stress the camera zooms in on his coffee/orange beverage.
This appears throughout the film until he finally snaps and we see the brutality that went through his mind every time he glanced at that cup.

It has to be Jonah. It's the one way he can come back from getting ethered by that French chick and will establish his range, assuming he keeps the weight off.

daniel day lewis

>>84150034
You can't lose ugly, though.

>>84149361
Who gives a shit? No one is EVER going to make a movie about the king of the cucklets

>>84149989
Is this the sister he listened to getting banged?

>>84149989
>innocence
He was always a weird cunt with evil thoughts.

>>84149361
The Asian guy from Star Wars

>>84149361
Michael Cera.

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Michael Cera

Webbum related

>>84149989
Like in Taxi Driver and Odd Man Out?

>>84150287
>/a/, not /k/

>>84150595
>googled "Hitler anime" before his shooting spree
Besides, he liked knives

>>84149989
He looks like that frog kid from strange things

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>>84149361
Dave Franco can pull off the 'angry socially stunted manlet' look
its too bad Elliots dad is a director and will never allow an adaptation of My Twisted World

>>84149361
Idris Elba.

>>84149361
>only killed 2 stacies

>mfw after his killing spree people around here were constantly saying
"He's actually good looking, why couldn't he get laid"

Makes you realise the physical state of some of the people on this board...

>>84149421
Came here to nominate Ezra Miller.

black panther movie

>>84152630
Post your pic

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a CHALLENGER appears.

>>84152340
>its too bad Elliots dad is a director and will never allow an adaptation of My Twisted World
But he'd be the perfect one to direct it, it would launch his career. He never really had one before anyway.

>>84149421
too tall

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>>84153624
>cowshits fan

Read his diary, he was insane.

>>84153624
This is how I picture most of you.

>>84150595
after r9k he belongs to /v/ honestly

>>84153624
Oh, Ember!

>>84150595
He's playing for /r9k/ against /a/, look at the score

>>84152630
He's not exceptionally handsome but he's not ugly enough to where he should have got laid.

>>84153887
but he wasn't attractive

>>84154098
average looking men get laid all the time. you have to be truly hideous to be a virgin simply over the way you look.

>>84154158
that's my point. Elliot wasn't a virgin with rage simply because of the way he looked. He was unattractive all the way down.

>>84153712

this.

im sure he wants to, but knows hed be too demonized

>>84154158
This. ER wasn't handsome, but he was good looking enough that he could have been drowning in pussy if he had gotten over his mental issues and put some effort in.

>>84154357
What do you mean? Elliot put in loads of effort.
Walked around the park
He sat outside a cafe
Walked around the park

loads of effort

>>84154458
Don't forget that he also drove around in a car his mother gave him.

>>84154505
how could any girl resist approaching an average height mixed-race man in a late model beemer

>>84154739
The real amusing thing is, one of his last "acts of hope" in his manifesto was that he sat in front of a Domino's waiting for a girl to talk to him.

Also the fact that he expected a hot blonde girl in Santa Barbara of all fucking places to be impressed with him.

>>84154956
>The real amusing thing is, one of his last "acts of hope" in his manifesto was that he sat in front of a Domino's waiting for a girl to talk to him.
did he at least order a pizza?

>>84154098
Never said he was. He could have easily gotten a fat chick, tranny, Mexican or Black of he wanted to.

>>84154956
Its sad though when you think about it. He wasn't just being dumb. He was clearly subconsciously setting himself up for failure with his unrealistic expectations. I mean going to the normiest party town in the state was clearly a quixotic idea

>>84155251
Going to a party at least makes some measure of sense though, even if misguided. I'm not sure how he thought sitting outside a Domino's was ever going to result in a hot blonde hitting on him. Before I read that I never thought people even ate at the actual Domino's, I thought they just picked it up there and left.

>>84150092
He's so much more successful than you and always will be. What does that feel like?

>>84156396
Makes me want to Relax.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFLBIamw7SE

I still want to see a Muppets version of My Twisted World

Kermit as Elliott (a sad frog as Elliot is my dream casting)
Miss Piggy all female roles (including mother and sister and sorority girls who refuse to open the door and let him finish his rampage. Moi?)
Beaker as Asian roommate he stabs
Scooter as younger brother he plans on killing
Fozzie as his sister's boyfriend who he listens to having sex with his sitter (wacha wacha)
Gonzo as the broke black kid with no car who still manages to get more pussy than Elliot with his BMW and designer clothes. After he finally stops reeeing and the cops close in on him, Elliot an heros. The screen goes black, followed by Kermit singing The Rainbow Connection as photos of young and happy Ellliot montage)
If only I could get the rights, it would be a masterpiece.

>>84154098

He has fine features and a sensuous mouth. He was the only thing standing in his way.

>>84153795
He's far too skinny and tall for a fa/tv/irgin

>>84149361
>mfw some ""people"" call him good looking
lmao, how ugly must one be ahahaha

>>84154956
>when he went to fucking Arizona to win the lottery

ayy

>>84153716
not really, 5'10" miller vs 5'9" rodge

we need to talk about kevin was literally supreme gentleman lite

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would he win in a figh with Dodge the Rodge? Keep in mind he hates colored people.

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One of his roommates should have just paid some slut to fuck him and pretend to be into him for a night. It wouldn't solve his deep seeded insecurities or inflated ego, but it would be enough of a band-aid to stop him from becoming an hero.

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>>84149361
Emile Hirsch

>>84149361
Ezra Miller

>>84158121
He was consistently an asshole to all his roommates.