What did they mean by this?

>>84146841
Corporate America wants you dead and feed your corpse.

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What the fuck did they fucking mean by this shit?

>>84146917
this is how you know that its a female who drew these

>>84146841
They exposed him as a misleading quack and teller of lies. Coca cola is not for kids, nor is it healthy.

>>84146958
fuck what?

>>84146958
>coen brothers
>boring

huh? All their films are very entertaining.

>>84146958
I couldn't cringe any harder if I possibly tried. I hate milennials.

>>84147008
Well, not all.

>>84146958
>Look boring
Literally what?

>>84147008
normies cant understand the difference between boredom and depth. they dont care about anything but the plot and how fast it moves.

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>>84146915
>>84146917
>>84146958
Kek

So accurate. Whoever drew this deserves a prize.

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>>84146915
Star Wars is dead
Bury it
Consider this mercy

>>84147046
Yeah, ok, they've made 2 genuinely bad movies.

>>84147082
Damn you sound like a faggot

>>84146915
>tfw everything you've done is BTFO by hordes of people assmad you didn't satisfy their desire for more of the one thing they really liked

>a well balanced meal
>carbonated sugarwater
Nah

These cartoons are pure cancer.
>>84147083
And so are you.

>>84147039
well that's just like your opinion maaaan

god I'm so witty haha xD

>>84146958
I'm triggered now, thanks op

>>84146958
did this person only ever watch A Serious Man and Inside Llewyn Davis?

>>84147088
no they didnt, they made 2 commercial success focussed movies that were still very enjoyable.

>>84147006
>>84147008
>>84147053
There Will Be Blood doesn't seem like it's gonna be great, same with No Country. But watching them they're incredible. The premises just aren't the most exciting

>>84147100
why

>>84147174
The Ladykillers is in no way enjoyable.

>>84146915
Should be George trying to cook something exotic and some autistic manchild at the table throwing a tantrum refusing to eat it and demanding chicken nuggets again

>>84147150
>>84147165
I find these to be the most accurate.

>>84146958
>Coen Brothers
>Boring

I am angry now.

>>84147183
coens didn't direct TWBB

>>84147216
Killer memes, but that would clearly be less accurate

>>84147226
amazing

>>84147226
>makes the viewer feel smart
>is actually not

spot on

>>84147226
that's a big meal

why never kurosawa, ford or leone?

>>84147183
What? First of all, TWBB is not a Coen movie, and second of all, why don't they look exciting? Do you just not like westerns, or what's the deal?

>>84147226
But the shrimp is actually frozen and the vegetables a day old

>>84146973
how?

>>84147208
yes it is, its got great music and Tom Hanks acting is very entertaining.

The finale is funny as hell too.

>>84147226
Nolans films are for retards to feel smart by watching. If there is any director i truly despise it's nolan.

>>84147269
because they're dead and not working anymore I'd say

>>84147246
t. Manchild

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>>84146841
>chicken and spaghetti

>>84147285
I strongly disagree.

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>>84147183

>>84147292
He's pretty good tho, you agree?

>>84147269
hell, why never john woo, carpenter, eastwood?

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>>84147216
THIS

>>84147269
You think the average filmwiever actually knows who those people are?

>>84147008
>>84147053
>>84147136
I think he means "boring" like how a lot of their movies focus on a relatively mundane character and setting, not that the movies are actually boring in action. Like Fargo as a movie isn't boring but a little town in Minnesota and the character of Jerry are "boring" on the surface. That's what makes their movies work after all, the kind of juxtaposition.

>>84147340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Li998pZxwU

>>84146915
wow, no one has taken on George Lucas like this before

>>84147318
That's clearly a turkey.

>>84147106
no you fucking moron

not only did he make more movies that were shitty, he went back and fucked up the movies everyone loved in the first place

Fuck Lucas

someone make a blacked edit

>>84147183
>A man stumbles across the aftermath of a violent shootout, makes a snap decision to take a briefcase full of money and is hunted by a psychopathic hitman
There are straight action movies with duller premises than that

>>84147363
Ok, you may be right about that.

>Well balanced meal
>GMO food and aspartame trash

>>84147197
If you build too much depth the movie will be very boring because they take too much time away from the actual movie. There needs to be a balance and coens take it a little too far
It isnt normies not understanding it, it is a common reaction when things progress so slowly that you want them to finally get moving

>>84147438
There's absolutely no proof GMO food is bad for you.
>inb4 Monsanto

>>84147475
>not pigs feet

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>>84147226
This certain eyes depicting style reminds me pic related. Also, Xiaolin Showdown's faces looked similar, as far as I remember.

>>84147454
lol you proved your retardation lol. maybe facebook would be more your speed, kid.

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What did they meme by this

>>84147475
What does that have to do with his directorial style?
That is not a steak
She's slipping

>>84147475
should've just had animal feet and say "may give you gas"

>food analogies

>>84147532
its a steakloaf

>>84147475
BBC on the side

>>84147511
what an honorable cartoon

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>>84147165
>implying David Lynch films are supposed to have a deeper meaning
why do hipster always think stuff in films are supposed to "represent" something. That's literally 2deep4u baby games.

>>84147511
well that's just fucking stupid

>>84147511
but he killed millions

>>84147226
B R A V O
R
A
V
O

>>84147511
there is nothing traditional about sushi

>>84146958
>t. millennial woman

>>84147216
George's should be one where he's hanging out with Michelin star chefs who are baking a rustic, traditional, delicious pizza, then one twenty years later where he's alone smearing ketchup on raw dough.

>>84147454
What are you talking about? Because something has depth it takes away from the movie? Movies don't have to be pointless flicks that focus on nothing but the plot you know.

A lot of these don't really grasp the purpose of an analogy.

>>84146917
the pig should have johnny depp's face

>>84147475
Desert: watching your wife give a negro a footjob afterwards

>>84147640
perfection

>>84147511
>It looks like a work of art, but when you actually consume it you realise it's just raw fish

where is Kubrick

Hello, I'd like a fine meal prepared by Tommy Wiseau

>>84147165
Trying too hard with this one.

>>84147226
>exquisite cuisine
nolan is like a really shitty craft beer that retards think they are some how better than you for liking.

>>84147511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_Tv6xJ8s7Y

>>84146958
aaaaaaaaaaaaaand it is shit.

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the caricature should comunicate who it is about without needing the person's name on it

>>84147511
>sucking off miyazaki

ah I see now.

>>84147365
kino

>>84147348
>>84147269
Well, what would a Kurosawa one be like, or an Eastwood, Ford, etc.?

>>84147634
>he still thinks star wars was ever good
Try George working at the fryer in mcdonalds making shitty but ultimately palatable food, then twenty years later trying and failing to make something even half as good as that

>>84147640
kinus

>>84147681
A frashly hunted deer corpse stuffed with dirt, flowers, and caviar

>>84146915
>Makes a trilogy of movies that share none of the story structure, general tone or thematic content of the original trilogy, to the point that many criticisms of the prequels boil down to them not *really* being Star Wars
>He's just reheating something that's 30 years old
?

>>84147681
kubrick is dead

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scathing analysis

Yikes. It's like some film embryo with less than 400 films seen decided that he knew what it takes to make fun of directors. It's obvious he's never seen truly awful films nor has he seen any truly great ones. I feel bad for this plebeian.

>>84147692
don't you notice it's Nolan himself saying it? fucking retard

>>84147818
Boll did nothing wrong

>>84147693
why's the dude gotta be such a fucking savage

What is Neill Blomkamp cooking?

>>84147841
>the meal on the table is actually a nice one though
the artist is stating his opinion of him through the picture you fucking mong, he could say the same thing bbut the meal on the table would have to be different

>>84147818
WOOOOOW SO ORIGINAL AND FUUUNNY

HAHAHAHA MY REDDIT FRIENDS WILL LOVE THIS. THEY TOO, KNOW THAT UWE BOLL IS A BAD FILMMAKER HAHA LE POOPY LE POOPY HAHA

>>84147285
That movie is shit and Hanks is shit in it.

>>84147897
fokken prawns

>>84146958
translation : im a dumb bimbo who finds Coen Brother movies boring but other people say they are good and im too scared to have my own opinion and lose my hipster cred so i agree with them

>>84147903
he actually included grass the fucking madman

>>84147475
>His directorial styled meal is just references to his previous movies
>Tarantula's movie formula is just referencing past, better movies

actually genius

>>84147903
>Pretentious
Nailed it

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>>84146841
>>84146875
>coke is healthier than beer

>>84146841
jews

this is reddit this is memes this is reddit this is memes this is reddit this is memes

>>84147818
film is not real morty *burp*

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>>84147941
>roast boar as desert
>there's clearly confectionery behind the boar

>>84147941
and for the hobbit all that food is rotten

>>84146841
>>84146875
>>84147150
>>84147475
makes sense but is retarded

>>84146915
>>84146917
>>84146958
>>84147165
>>84147226
>>84147511
>>84147903
just plain retarded

>>84147903
>spent hours preparing escargots, crème brûlée and crepes
>end up with a cheese platter, one baguette and a bottle of wine

>>84146973
No, it is exactly right. Every movie of his feels off the same set.

>>84147903
>>84147640
Why did they do Malick twice?

>>84147644
I never said that and you know it. I said they take their depth too far and it really takes away from the movie
Depth is good but not when taken way too far

>>84147165
Parody is appreciation.

>>84148095
No, that's pastiche, parody is mockery

Micheal bay: Chicken tendies but with siracha squirted on them

Dan Schneider?

yep, a millenial woman made these.

>>84148119
>>>/reddit/

desu it just seems like the author based these drawings on reddit memes without actually seeing much of the directors body of work

>>84147511
should be eating a loli's panties

Chris Nolan: A dish a different chef director already made but the store bought generic version found in the frozen food isle

>>84148140
What's the issue?

What are you angry about?

>>84147787
They probably mean the fact that the OT is based on shit Lucas liked like Flash Gordon.

I mean hell its not like he hides this, in Crystal Skull he tells Spielberg, "I want this Indie film to be like 50s sci fi"

>>84148200
now convey that in a single frame

>>84148229
women shouldn't be happy

>>84147787
They're referring to the special editions of the Star Wars trilogy.

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>>84146841
>well balanced meal
>2l coke bottle
AMERICANS, EVERYONE

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tres Reddité

>>84146915
George did the exact opposite and autistic manchildren threw a fit exactly because they didnt get reheated slop.
Thats what Disney is doing.


Also missing tarantino rebranding asian take away as his own shit.

>>84148140
lol you are upset!!

>>84148245
I doubt they thought that far ahead. The comic describes the sequel trilogy and just disregards Lucas's lack of input.

>>84148246
Now convey my dick in your mouth.

>>84147941
that doesnt make any sense at all unless youve only seen lotr and none of his other films

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>>84148308
BURGER SHITTERS IN THE MALL TONIGHT

>>84147818
Wubalubadubdub

>>84148317
you guys keep missing the fact that George also went back and changed recipes that everyone already loved and were strongly ingrained in our culture and made them visibly worse and then told us we weren't allowed to eat it how we used to

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So random and quirky xD!

>>84148317
Prequels are shit and your taste is shit

Stop going around acting like the people that know your shit movies are shit are autistic fanboys. It's a really embarrassing defense mechanism

>>84148308
Is this the fabled genetic trash

>james cameron
>hot pockets
>"There is no reason to like this but people buy them in droves"- he says whilst shrugging

>>84147941
But what about second breakfast?

>>84147539
>ctrl+f ">f"
>1 result
/tv/ needs to step up its /v/ meme game

>>84147475
Tarantino is just asian takeaway from yesterday with bbq sauce on top of it.

>>84148140
Unless you're pushing 40 or you just turned 19 you're a millennial yourself, buddy >>84148187

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>no Eastwood
TRIGGERED!!!

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>>84146915
Your additional chromosomes are very impressive, you must be very proud.

>>84148611
kill yourself

>>84148436
This doesn't seem fair. James Cameron isn't that trashy

>>84147226
made me kek

>>84148652
would you rather be mad that he's not included or that he was portrayed innacurately?

>>84148652
What would his be?

>>84146958
Haha true true, those movies are for nerrrrds
>>84147941
Haha I get it because his movies are long hahahahah
>>84148310
Ahaha I get it he's the best director too bad not everyone understands him he is only for smart people after all haha
>>84148436
LMAO HAH the only movie I saw from him is Avatar, so I relate to this!

>>84148436
>>84146841
>>84146875
Dunno why these comics suck Spielberg's dick. He's no better than Bay or Cameron, if anything he's worse. At least Cameron has ambition and Bay has balls. Speilberg's just mediocre and insipid.

>>84147165
This is the worst one by far. What fucking Lynch movie did this person watch to end up making this?

>>84148766
traditional backyard barbeque

>>84148766
he would find a way to portay the chair incident

>>84147626
What? There is some tradition associated with its preparation. It has its origin as a fast food, but has actually grown to become a somewhat traditional foodstuff.

>>84148436
Why wasn't he some sort of accessible yet delicious thing like a really well made burger or something?

>>84147951
Better analysis than any of these comics

>>84148436
why isn't he making seafood

This is a vaguely neat idea with abysmal execution.

It makes me mad.

bela tarr: a dead cat surrounded by some potatoes

>>84146915
Thats the state of the Star Wars Franchise right now
Georgy would have thrown that pie away and make several new ones always with more needless ingredients

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>>84148823
>What fucking Lynch movie did this person watch to end up making this?

>>84148766
>>84148825
He cooks up some nice barbeque over some charcoal and uses some spices and sauces that make it bitter and spicy yet enjoyable

>>84148310
This would be perfect if the food was a hamburger and a seven-up.

>>84148980
>not sucking black cock on a vertical phone video with her face covered in purple glitter

Someone do Billy bob Thornton and it's just mustard and biscuits

what about Mister night shamalayan

>>84146841
>Coke
>"well balanced"
Or is that the joke?

>>84147511
>>84147475
>>84147818
>>84147903
cringe
>>84146958
>>84146917
>>84146915
>>84146875
>>84146841
>>84147150
>>84147165
still cringey, but quite accurate
>>84147640
>>84147226
perfect

>>84149062
There's a "secret ingredient" hidden in whatever somewhat promising food item he offers. It might harmonize with the dish or it might be his feces.

>>84149062
A carton of curly fries which get progressively more burnt as you eat through them.

>>84149070
I think that by "well balanced" it actually means that it has something for everyone to enjoy

It's just worded really poorly

>>84149070
It shows the awareness of the average American film buff

>>84147165
David Lynch never makes really does gore like that

>>84148823
Probably got confused with David Cronenberg

so this... is the power... of a flick-watcher................................

>>84147760
>the star wars was never good meme
Get out

>>84147640
best itt

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lol

>>84147267
For 2

>>84149142
That's what I was thinking. But would the quote still make sense in that context?

>>84146915

But that's completely wrong

>>84148822
>Spielberg is worse than Bay because he shows restraint and prioritizes storytelling over gorging the audience with meaningless spectacle

Shit opinion.

>>84149174
Zack Snyder just makes food that everyone likes except he burns it horribly and calls it "his own unique style"

>>84148372
Most mainstream critics have, at best, seen Braindead. Bad Taste, Frighteners and Meet the Feebles is way too niche for burgerlanders and most people <40 years of age who aren't gore fans.

>>84148822
Hey, Spielberg used to be the king of blockbusters. Jaws, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Jurassic Park, Minority Report and the Indiana Jones trilogy all eclipse Michael Bay's filmography.

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>>84149098
I would like to order the Poo in Loo Dish please

>>84149350
>order curry
>tastes ok
>suddenly, your mouth twists in agony as you taste the curry scented turd lurking in the brownish liquid
>it turns out the "curry" was just spicy curry shits the whole time

>>84149350
>order a box of white chocolate cookies
>get near the end of the box
>white chocolate chunks in the cookies become macadamia nuts

These are all terrible but this one

>>84147165
literally the sort of thing that only someone who's seen a single Lynch film (mulholland drive) and got confused would draw

Great, now I'm mad

>>84147292
this
>>84147265
exactly

>>84147165
This was a missed opportunity to use the artificial chicken from Eraserhead

>>84148822
Bay has made two or three passable movies and everything else he has made is garbage. I don't care if it's ballsy, it's garbage. Spielberg is overrated but he made good movies in the 70s-90s. You think he's bland because countless Hollywood hacks have ripped off his style.

>>84149024
Yeah, except the sauce bottles are have NIGGER and SPIC up the sides instead of brand labels

>>84147880
wtf

where are my (You)s?!?!?!?

>>84147880
>>84149601
i'll give you two my friend

>>84149550
He's mastered the art of making those Chinese box office paychecks

Can we really blame him?

>>84149601
This isn't /lbg/ kiddo

>>84149601
It was a little too highbrow for me, and I had to squint to read the text which is too much effort for a cut rate meme like this

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Try this one for size.

>>84148372
To be fair, that image also sums up his King Kong remake. When Peter makes blockbusters he loves to go all out and shove in as much stuff as possible.

@84147880

nope

You gotta trade me one of your highest quality (You)'s first

>>84149678
fair enough

>>84149679
Explain, this meme is too deep for me.

Where is Stanley Kubrick?

>>84149701
You can't use @ here. You use >>.

>>84149679
now this is pure pretentiousness

>>84149679
some of these makes sense in a retarded way

@84149759

Hehe, sucker

>>84149679
What the hell is this?

>>84149679
>Tarantino
OH IT SHOWS

>>84149679
Cronenberg is an ass crack?

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>>84147165
>that fucking clam

>>84149679
this is the epitome of what this post memes >>84147581

>>84146915
The "re-re-heated" thing could be referring to the constant changes he made to the Special Editions and various re-releases. Not so much the opinions around the prequels.

>>84147640
Kek, you outdid the OP's pictures in one image

>no Kubrick
>no Coppola

Will someone address these glaring issues?

>>84150012
>or Scorsese
It's not like they're obscure or anything

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So what would John Carpenter be?

>>84150012
>>84150060
>>84150085
see
>>84149982

Just change the name

>>84150085
Crab's legs in butter.

>>84150085
that maggot cheese

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>>84148436
APOLOGIZE.

>>84150102
being contrarian doesn't make you cool, my dude

>>84150085
Maybe something to do with making the best possible dish out of the last few ingredients left in the fridge.

>>84149679
>Riefenstahl is just a swastika
BRAVO

this>>84150164
also this>>84150125

>>84148372
None of them make sense unless you see the director's films you tard

>>84150102
Nice shitposting, Carpenter is a genre filmmaker who never ever acted pretentious. Comparing him to Nolan doesn't make any sense.

>>84149095
>cringe
>cringey
When is this dumb shit going to end?

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I think this artist is onto something

>>84148436
This really should be some burger made with an insane new tech that just makes a burger, but it's the most well-made burger in the world.

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>>84149679

>>84149062
Laxatives for an extra surprise at the end, but you kind of saw coming because he's an indian

>>84149679
what's the source for this?

>>84150205
GOAT

>>84149679
>Bunuel is an inverted crucifix

Top zozzle.

List is shit though, no Pasolini that looks like a defecating anus.

>>84149679
9/10
too bad plebs here won't get it

>>84150280
but then when you eat it you wonder why someone would waste so much money on it

>>84150205
really makes me think

>>84149679
>Malick is Joel Silver pictures logo
>Mann is shrugging
The fuck is this?

>>84147818
Uwe Boll hat nichts falsch gemacht!

>>84149174
perfect

>>84150380
Mann is a gun pointing right between your eyebrows

>>84146915

Fuck this is good.

>>84149277
More like Snyder makes food everyone likes well bu in a different way, except people are so used to the traditional recipe, they immediately dismiss it

>>84150380
Mann is lifting

>>84149550
No I think he's bland because he is. He just took old adventure and monster movies and made tham more saccharine.

>>84147226
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>84147640
Seems to be interchangeable with Ridley Scott

where is the Mike Stoklasa analogy?

>>84148372
Let's face it, Jackson who did Bad Taste and Brain Dead is not the same Jackson who's directing those overly bloated blockbusters. I don't even know if he would have it in him to direct something small scale ever again.

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>>84147990
>confectionery

That's one of those Jello meat nightmares.

>>84150608
He'd be some Milwaukee micro-brewery beer that's popular with hipsters but actually has the consistency of something runnier than water and the taste of stale piss.

>>84147818

what the fuck

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>no Scorsese
I'm insulted
I made my own because this redditor is such a fucking pleb
7000 hours in ms paint pls no bully

>>84149679
This would trigger Tarkovsky.

>>84150733
and the delivery guy is a pissed off joe pesci

>>84150254
>transcending the need for plates or traditional presentation techniques
woah

>>84150733
Maybe a pair of very thick dark eyebrows would have helped.

>>84150791
>Pesci
>not De Niro
>>84150801
Fuck I knew I forgot something

>>84149174
So he killed Jesus?
Sounds accurate.

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>>84150785
>when u see a symbol

>>84150205
Since when did Michael J. Fox direct movies?

>>84146958
i hate whoever made these

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>>84149679
>Riefenstahl is just a swastika

>>84147226
pfew lad

>>84150844
De Niro is the sweaty oven master, Pesci just arrives in a shitty car and shoots you because you didn't tipped him well enough

>>84151081
Fair enough

>>84148436
>hating on the man who gave us Aliens, True Lies and Terminator 1/2
Fuck off.

What would Mel Gibson cook?

>>84150779
Kek

>>84151132
I´m not hating him, I hate the picture. Please retract yourself.

>>84151157
You get an oven stuffed with Jews

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>>84147581
Because some filmmakers actually put subtle stuff meant for you question it's significance to the themes of the film.
You know what the best part is? You don't have to be a pretentious hipster douche bag to understand that fact.

>>84147511
I strongly feel this is an insult to life itself

>>84151132
>Aliens
shits on a previous, better work
>True Lies
drumpfy bullshit
>Terminator 1/2
2 is a rehash of 1, and 1 is a trashy robutt movie with poor effects

fuck off reddit

>>84149070

Sugary drinks don't ruin a balanced meal, it's guzzling it with snacks between meals and with fast food that gets you.

>>84149103

It's well balanced because it has protein, carbs, greens and nutritious soup or stew, all apparently homemade. It's not next-level health food like the Coen brothers, but kids don't like health food.

>>84151273
>drumpfy bullshit
TWO
SCOOOOOOOOOOOOPS???!?!??!?

>>84151273
Hating on Cameron is pure reddit friendo.

>>84151225
>some filmmakers
Yes

>>84151273
hello plebbit

>>84149140
He did in Eraserhead, and he definitely does in the new season of Twin Peaks

>>84147760
>"Never Was Good" Meme

That's how you know it's a Plebbitor trying to fit in on /tv/

>>84150544
You think he's bland because countless Hollywood hacks have ripped off his style.

>>84150205
Van Trier?

>>84150254
I think Snyder would be one of those ultra-expensive, fancy meals that have almost no substance whatsoever.

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>>84151695
>not meeting the minimum iq requirement

>>84149679
Wheres Raimi

>>84151951
Same as Riefenstahl

>>84151951
>makes delicious food that is made of illegal ingredients and endangered animals
It was truly made in a different era

>>84149679
I only got it the Kubrick's one

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>>84148139
Dan Schneider:
>"Here's a milk-fed lamb spitroast"

>>84150779
It's good, but I'm just not sure it's-
>ass pimples
c'est magnifique

>>84150779

Best one