Be careful who you make fun of in french television panel shows

>>84145981
Looking forward to talk show 2: electric boogaloo

>>I-i guess I gotta say you still gotta...bomb pussy mademoiselle

He looks like a sad cunt

Only reason he looked bad the first time he lost weight was because he shaved his fucking beard off

>>84145981
>Jonah Hill looks better than DiCaprio now

what the FUCK

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>>84145981
Why does he look so sad?
Is it because he'd rather be eating Subway than a fruit smoothie?

he needs to fully grow out that beard and bulk up a bit. He went from loveable, chubby 'americas sweetheart' to DYEL skinny guy/nerd.

>>84145981
>out of my way french fucking shits

>>84145981
>tfw no big Sub

Think he's happier fat or thin? I just want the dude to be happy with himself. When he was fat no one really said
>JONAH HILL IS FAT!
They just talked about his roles. But now that he's been rubber-banding the only thing people talk about is his weight.

Whatever he does I hope its consistent. He crushed it in Moneyball and Wolf of Wall Street

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So he developed an eating disorder just because a girl made fun of him?

>>84145981
Damn, Jonah looks like THAT?

>>84147603
>He crushed it in Moneyball and Wolf of Wall Street
He's crushed a lot of things

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>>84147873

he looks super sad

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>>84145981
>that thousand footlong stare

>>84147402
skipped leg day

>>84147603
Why do you want him to be happy? Watch some interviews with him, not just the French thing, he's a prissy asshole with an ego out to here, the lovable fat guy thing is just a marketable persona he uses

>>84145981
she was right to roast him
he's almost human now

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>>84145981
damn jonah hill looks like that??

This is proof that 'fat shaming' works. Now he just needs to fuck that chick on camera and his revenge will be complete.

inb4 he cums too fast and she makes fun of him again

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>>84145981
literally negative traps

holy shit how is that even possible

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>>84147402
SELL SELL SELL ITS OGRE

>>84145981
How do we save him, guys?

>>84149506
kek

>>84145981
if you cant handle me at my worst...
you dont deserve me at my best
u_u

>>84145981
Everyone will remember fat Jonah no matter what. He's made his mark while being fat. Every girl he tells his name to will see fat Jonah unless they've never heard of him before.
Retire, fat Jonah. Settle down in the mountains and buy a ranch. Get a nice, innocent country girl who doesn't watch movies and other crap and live, damn it. Live.

>>84145981
He looks like a fucking human chicken

>>84152986
would lolve to see that frenchie get f*cked
french women turn me on hot boy
: )

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Reminder that Jonah Feldstein WILL start being cast as the love interest of your favorite goyische actress and there is NOTHING you pathetic goyim can do about it!

>>84147603
Being fat is what he knows. It's his default state. Its what he's always been. I don't think he'd be happier fat, just more content because it comes naturally to him to be lazy and eat like shit.

>>84145981
>still has fattychins

He won't be able to get rid of that without surgery. take it from me, I know...

can someone send him this on twitter

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>still drinks fruity shit
>Bad beard to hide turkey waddle
Not gonna make it

But now his pathetic voice doesn't match his appearance.

Some say he's the new Zyzz

>>84155063
he will die prematurely from roids?

>>84145981
>still no subway shopped in yet

come tv get on the ball

what's the best way to lose weight /fit/?

does he miss subway?

>>84145981
he looks so fucking sad oh my god

>>84145981
That's the dead eye stare of a man that misses food.

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>>84155363
What are you talking about?

>>84155432
She is famous worldwide now for JUSTed Jonah Hill

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>>84155432

>fuck you, bitch

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>>84145981

>>84155847
He's thinking he could have lost weight before the humiliation and everybody would be praising hiom for it. But now, everybody says it's because of his hurt ego

>Jonah Hill skinnier than I am
>THE go to funny fat guy for the last 10 years >skinnier than I am

wow

>>84155432

why do frogs have the audience in front of the camera? they do this in almost every fucking show

>>84156019
Fun fact: It helps control the TV viewerships mood. When a human sees another human start to laugh or smile, they start to laugh or smile. Herd animal behavior, etc.

Learn how to influence the audience to subconsciously make the show more enjoyable.

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>>84156019
Burgers have laugh tracks because the jokes aren't even funny. At least these people are genuinely laughing at Jonah Hill live ass destruction

>>84155942
Hollywood always has to normie everything up, like when they portray virgins as kind of awkward and naive but otherwise normal, or nerds as just generally normal looking guys but wear glasses and bad clothes. People don't want to see how deep the rabbit hole goes, Jonah Hill is about as fat as they will tolerate.

>>84145981
>his smile and optimism gone

>>84145981
Losing and gaining weight over and over in a fast manner really beats the shit out of your body
Look at how badly its aging him

>>84148257
kek .

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>>84145981

>>84147402
That will remain as the best thing /TV/ ever produced.