>mfw a pathetic Tolkien apologist defends the eagles near me
what would happen if you ate the ring
>>84142005
Tolkien should have explained their economic policy better, I give you that.
Why didn't the United States liberate Eastern Europe at the end of World War II? They had nuclear weapons and the Soviets didn't.
Why didn't the old wizard fucker just blink the ring into the lava shit?
You'd be pretty useless as a wizard if you couldn't even do basic shit like that.
>>84142153
he didnt feel like it
>>84142029
You'd poop it out, silly.