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ITT: Celebrities you've met

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ITT: Celebrities you've met
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Vanessa Feltz
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>>84141201
>pic related
Got punched in the throat just for trying to eat my kibble in peace
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>>84141341
Nice.
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>>84141201
Is it bad that The Pest is the first thing I thought of when I saw this image?
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Worked at Starbucks in Fresno last year. Pic related came in with a fat mexican fag. She ordered mocha latte. Pissed in it a bit. She now has my DNA in her.
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>>84141413
Not at all.
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>>84141413
Patrician.
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>>84141201
I watched Spider-Man 1 woth her in like 2003 or 2004.
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>>84141201
I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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I told him that I was a big fan then left him alone
I'm not actually a big fan, I just recognised him and wanted a reason to say hi
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>>84141486
Wot
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i used to work at a high end coffee place in an area in Oslo (Norway) where tons of celebrities lives, sadly they're mostly norwegian celebs, and not known internationally. But the ones you might have heard of:

>Kristofer Hivju (that wildling from GoT)
>Aksel Hennie (the martian, Hercules)
>Tone Damli (pic related..and jesus christ shes hot)


nothing speical happend, just gave them their coffe and they were like any normal customer . Hivju had black coffee (no cream, sugar).

>t only true story in this thread.
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>>84141484
Comfy.
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>Brent Spiner
>Jeff Goldblum
>Bill Pullman
>the nerd, chick, and black dude from Indepedence Day 2 (I was an extra)
> William H Macy (at Aspen airport with his hot young daughters)
> saw Depp filming Pirates 3 in Hawaii
> ran a 5k with Lance Armstrong
> saw the Arnie S. at a Planet Hollywood opening
>saw Travolta getting in his plane at Aspen airport
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Met pic related in a cafe in Nantes. Was with friends and she sat a couple of tables from us. She actually gave me the sweetest smile and th
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>>84142364
candleja
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I've never even heard of any of your so called "celebs". Out of the way
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>>84141440
based if true.
normally piss doesn't contain any DNA though. blood does.
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A few years ago, my idiot friend dated her for a couple months. I did mountains of drugs with her and her rotating carousel of friends. Surreal and very stupid time in life that came and ended quickly
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I saw Tom Cruise at London Heathrow in 2013, if that counts, I think he was coming to the UK to be on the Graham Norton show, I was leaving to go to RAF Akritori
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>>84141486
mmm that creamy pasta
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Seen Nikki Sanderson at United matches alot
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>>84142591
....elaborate
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Met Rod Stewart at some restuarant in Melbourne once
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>>84142364
and WHAT anon???
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i have never met another person
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Ws behind her in line at a grocery store. Shorter than what I thought she'd be.
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My garndpa sold a car to Samuel L. Jackson before Pulp Fiction
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>>84142647

I live in a major city and at the time we were both musicians, it wasn't hard to end up in the same circles since we were friends acquaintances with a bunch of pretty well known guys in bands also. She fetishizes musicians. What most blew me away was that the girl has really good music taste. She was the last person I expected to rave about how great Marquee Moon by Television is. It's near patrician taste
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>>84141440
>мoчa
i see what you did there
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>>84142816

we as in my friend and I. She doesn't play shit and throws bizarre emotional tantrums all the time. Aside from liking some decent bands I don't really have anything good or bad else to say about her. I did like that she had a giant framed photo of herself in her apartment living room
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pic related was extremely kind
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>>84142816
>Lindsey Lohan likes Television

what the fuck that is weird.

>>84142863
>I did like that she had a giant framed photo of herself in her apartment living room

no way.
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>>84141201
i know its more /mu/ but he did have a show.
was at a show for this band called the garden in LA. apparently he is a big fan. showed up very nonchalant. he was next to me for a while, put his arm around me and yelled when a song we both liked came on. no conversation though, i think he was drunk.
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My mother met Jennifer Connelly once.
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>>84142975
he's outspokenly straight edge.......
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>>84141946
>Tone Damli (pic related..and jesus christ shes hot)

Ah, Norway's biggest "celebrity" until Sophie Elise came along.
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>>84142987
i will forever hate my existence of never being able to be in a loving relationship with prime Connelly
why was i even born
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>>84141946
>norska """kändisar"""
Haha aa
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>>84142948
YOU LUCKY FUCK!
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>>84142964

She goes out of her way to bang cool musicians. She hoards obscure music which is something a lot of people don't know about her. She is in fact a huge narcissist and when I knew her, was doing a lot of drugs; but then all of us were doing both of those things too, so who cares. Honestly she's at the bottom of known people I've met that I care about. I was much more happy to chill with Michael Gira a bunch of times than I ever was bumping arms with actors
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I met Denis Leary at a Starbucks in Boston during his Rescue Me stint. It was probably around Season 4 at the time and the show was still decent.

Met Tom Amandes at a resort in Florida. He was super nice and let me take a picture with him even though he was with his family. He was probably just happy that I recognized Tom Amandes.

Met John Mayer on the street, also in Boston. This was during his promotion of "Continuum". He was be chased by a horde of women.
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>>84141733
>>84141862
>>84142486
>>84142636
>>84142717
>>84142948

Literally who?
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>>84143080
have to be over 18 to post here.
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>>84142948
she seems to be a very kind and sweet person

also total PAWG
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>>84141733

>not being a big fan of Craig Charles

Went to Robot Wars for my 6th birthday. Mum asked some no-name backstage hand if Craig was around just to say 'Hi'. The guy said he would try but he knew he was on his lunch break.

Ten minutes later he came down and spent like twenty minutes just talking with me and my parents, signed an autograph and took some pictures. Top bloke.
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how was it meeting bella? where did you meet her?
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>>84143080
dumb pharisees
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>>84142999
i think he used to be, i mean he was yelling that he was several times to lionel once outside
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>>84143048
what kinds of drugs did she do? what did she do most?
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>>84141341

how did you learn to write English, mate?
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>>84143143
Craig is a top lad
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I met Tiger Woods and his father, both of whom were pretty cool guys to talk to. This was at their "Tiger Jam" charity function 15 years ago, and I was writing about it for my school newspaper at the time. Carson Daly was there, too, and he was a nice, funny guy.

Also met NASCAR driver Kevin Harvick, who was a pretty cool guy as well.

Saw David Faustino signing autographs at a mall here several years ago but meh.
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I shook Kevin Sorbo's hand at Universal Studios in Orlando when I was a kid
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>>84143199

It was never anything too out there. Just a lot of cocaine. More than I was used to, but nothing shocking considering the social circles I was running in. I dated regular girls that work in fashion that did more blow than she does, and who had far shittier taste
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walked by ASR late at night this past winter in east village(west of tompkins square park)

she was walking with some girl I didnt recognize.
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>>84143274
my dad was big into nascar, when i was a kid i went all the time to all the races. say what you will about the sport those guys are all stand up dudes ive met a bunch.

>he cried when dale earnhardt died
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I fucked Gillian Amderson in 1996 after an awards show in Germany.

She is tiny and her pussy was very tight.

Great lay.
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>>84143471
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>>84143471
why must you lie
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>>84143471
Also, I know pope Ratzinger. My mom used to work for some catholic charity in Munich and he was there quite often.

Nice guy actually. Very humble.
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>>84143530
No reason to lie about it. Never saw her again afterwards.
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Nathan Kress
Jennette McCurdy
Dave Mustaine
Tori Kelly

First two were mostly uneventful, Nathan was a friend of a friend and I met Jennette one time at a family get together thing.
I used to be friends with Dave's son.
And I went to school with Tori and dated one of her best friends.
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>>84142948
>tfw love how her music sounds but can't get into it because of the entire "DUDE ENGLISH FAIRY TALE LMAO" shit
did you make a move on her? she's very adorable
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Rocky the Bear murdered my uncle. He was my favorite relative.
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>>84143568
that's pretty lame. and no, she is married
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>>84143562
so what happened? do you have anything to back this up?
only reason I care is because she's my 90s waifu
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>>84143565
>Nathan Kress
who
>Jennette McCurdy
who
>Dave Mustaine
neat, did he ever show you some sweet fretting skills
>Tori Kelly
who
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>>84143319
I'm assuming you live in NYC?
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I'm not sure how famous Maisie is these days, but I gave her the ol' natty lickeroo once.
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I once had a dream that Will Smith was an old friend of my family and we used to go hiking on his free time.
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>>84143705
shut the fuck up
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Me on the left
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complete asshole, but in a really chill kind of way.
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>>84143727
Rude. Why should I shut up exactly?
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Well, i saw Eva Green in russia during her visit with a promotion. She was on drugs as far as i remember. Or drunk a bit. I was a cleark in hotel. Anyway she was hot as fuck.
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>>84142591
I would so unironically date her even at her peak trashiness but skanky cracked out looking girls is my fetish so
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My grandad met Jimmy Saville on a cruise ship :/
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>>84143712
I once had a dream where David Bowie took me on a journey towards spiritual enlightenment, but I failed his last test. He seemed disappointed, but intimated he might give me a second chance in the future.

They announced his death the next day.
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>>84141201
Between jobs I did a lot of stand-in work and met all kinds of people.

- Seth Rogen
- Natalie Portman
- Elizabeth Shue
- Kevin Costner
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>>84143644
At the after party, everyone was getting drunk amd she was dancing on her own. Joined her. I was early 20s then and a really good dancer so had a lot of good moves and she liked it. She told me her room number and askedmme to drop by after she left.

Went to her room, had a chat, drank a bit, fucked her for a couple of hours. Left in the early morning.

Not really that much to tell, just a regular hook up at a party. Except it was with Agent Scully.

She was very cuddly, I remember that. But she liked getting fucked hard doggystyle.
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>>84143747
>ol' natty lickeroo
>>>/r/eddit
also you're probably lying too, im 90% sure she's into chicks
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>>84143769
whats hershlag like IRL?
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>>84141486
https://youtu.be/ziIbuBaPRf4
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>>84142717
What did she smell like
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Best day of my life
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>>84143802
You're 100% wrong. Since when were /fit/ memes "reddit"?

I shagged her at a house party in South Belfast while she was here filming Game of Thrones. Mate does extra work for the show. She's not a good fuck but she's a good suck.
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>>84143800
And she finished me off with her hand. Told me it's her preferred method. She was quite good at that.
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>>84143820
She was short. I didn't really talk to her since she was on set and has like multiple handlers hovering around her all the time.
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>>84142987
Ancient may may.
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>>84141201
I met Courteney Cox's old skin in West-Texas bar some few years ago. It could share with me the fact that it had been on the run from her since 2009. It was a hard time for it it said, and if it wasn't for the fact that David Arquette sent it some cash every now and then, it would surely not have survived. It didn't want to complain though, as things were much worse for Mathew Perry's chin.
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>>84141201
I have never fucked a celebrity, should I just off myself?
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>>84141413
no.
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>>84141201
Henry Winkler at a childrens book signing that my mom attended because she was a teacher.

Donovan at a restaurant when I was like 12 or 13. He actually let us sit down at his table with his associate or bodyguard or whoever he was and talked to me about music and playing the guitar and how I should never stop. We have a photo with him too but I don't know where it is right now. This happened in the early 2000s.
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Has anyone here ever hired a pornstar escort?
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>>84143671

If Swans and Lohan weren't enough of a dead giveaway, yes
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>>84143929
>>84141413
whatever happened to pest posting? haven't seen a pest post in forever
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>>84143826
why the fuck would you post this?
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>>84143730

Who cares about her. Tell me more about you!!
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>>84143080
>he doesn't know big indian titties
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>>84143939
Doesn't that cost like a couple thousand dollars?
I really don't know if that would be worth it.
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>>84144009

It's not worth it. Just bang them as they are? Why the fuck would anyone pay for sex? I mean how ugly are all you people?
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>>84142591
I'd still date her today. And fuck her of course.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz6HHxbWIFw

vid related
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>>84143048
What's Gira like? He seems really weird, like intense weird.
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Oh and I hung out with Joss Whedon at a bar. This was before The Avengers and I hadn't seen any of his TV shows so I didn't know what to say to him. He was mostly a drunk short redhead dude to me.
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She's in my backyard right now
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>>84144029
I'm not ugly but I get nervous to the point of panic attacks when people try to be intimate
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>>84142987
Post the vocaroo.
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I've seen honey booboo's mom at a walmart before
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>>84143872
?

It was in the 90s. She was at a Spa in LA .
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>>84144140
Tell us more.
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>>84144057

M. Gira is kind of a prick, but honestly, my friends and I took way too much advantage of his kindness the times we chilled with him. I'm more friendly with Norman than Michael. My friend used to tour with Chelsea Wolfe so that's how we got backstage to all the Swans shows back in the day..

>>84144049

She's a deeply sad person and reminds me of plenty of the women I've befriended and gotten close to over the years. Beautiful girls with problems that they didn't start, but certainly exacerbate themselves and are mentally trapped in. I feel bad for her and know that the general public has a weird image of a woman who is a lot more down to earth than they think

>>84144074

You need to work on self confidence. Have you heard of Jordan B. Peterson?
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My mom dated Bo Jackson for a bit when she was in college.
I peed next to Pierce Brosnan at DFW airport
Bumped into Johnny Sins once.
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>>84144029
I wouldn't pay for sex. I'm not ugly either but I don't work out and am not really that tall at 5'11". The thing is I've been alcoholic for several years now and am really socially fucked up in the head from never being in any relationships. The alcoholism isn't so much of a problem as my complete lack of experience is. By the time I actually got a girl in bed with me at the very end of college my nerves were so bad that I couldn't go all the way, didn't even know if I really wanted to either. The thing is she was black and was really sexually interested in me at the start but I didn't know her very well since we only ever partied together and time was running out on top of me getting shithoused on liquor everyday. I'm kind of glad that we just didn't. I couldn't feel comfortable, I just couldn't.
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>>84144251
I honestly think I need to see a psychiatrist but I'm too embarrassed to talk about this shit
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>>84143538
>Ratzinger
isn't he the guy who turned out to be the head of the pedophile scandals damage control and later resigned because of that
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>>84144251
>she's a deeply sad person
Sounds like my kind of comfort zone. However do you think that at least one of the two people who are together shouldn't be as depressive as the other one?
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>>84144245
But there really isn't much to tell, it's not like I was there.

>mum was in america
>goes to a spa with her american friend, who's a celebrity worshipper
>see jennifer connelly there
>friend goes crazy with excitement and starts conversing with her
>connelly didn't seem to want to, but remained polite
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>>84144068
i remember
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>>84144285

Dude, I'm 5'11 and I've lived quite a life. Don't make excuses, you've got golden genes there compared to the rest of the population. Alcohol played a huge role in the roller coaster I lived the last ten years, which is shameful, but I have to admit it. Learn to use substances for what they are and never let them control you. A lot of this stuff is just how you frame your perception, your world map of reality. If you set yourself up for failure, that's what you're going to get

>>84144308
Read Prometheus Rising from Robert Anton Wilson. It's one of the books that changed my life when I was 18. I wouldn't have experienced half the shit I have if I hadn't gotten myself out of a milquetoast self defeating frame of mind early in life
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>>84144376
>wanting a sadcunt gf as a sadcunt
recipe for disaster my man
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>>84144441
>Read Prometheus Rising from Robert Anton Wilson
actually gonna do that, i've been on like four different medications and seen three different therapists so at this point i take whatever desu
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>>84144395
Which year was this? She was kind of obscure in the 90s.
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>>84144449
Thought this could be the case. I just wouldn't know dude so I had to ask.
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Mario Batali, John C Riley, The Edge, Tim Allen and Michael Moore.
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>>84144560
>John C Riley
tell us, he's like my favorite actor
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>>84144594
Very, veeery meek. He doesn't really want to be talked to. But he came into the restaurant I work at and came back to the kitchen and thanked us for a nice meal. All smiles, felt really sincere.
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>>84144441
Ok thanks for replying. I know that a lot must have to do with my self perception, but I don't think life is like some kind of lucid dream where you can determine every single thing about yourself or what other people are like. Approaching people is a totally alien concept to me and I never feel the right way about it. I can talk to people just like anyone else if they start talking to me but seeming to not have this kind of initiating factor as a man is pretty weird in my eyes. I've been alone forever and I don't feel normally about anything, let alone feeling motivated/charged/impassioned toward anything.
I mean I know that I'm massively insecure but when I look out everyone seems to have at least some kind of mechanism to make things work that I just can't find in myself. I also know that no one really knows what they are doing, but I'm not consoled by this fact at all because obviously there's just got to be something that fires off for them that doesn't for me.
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Steven Spielberg at a restaurant in the Bellagio (La Cirque). I suppose I didn't really meet him, but I was walking by and had a moment of recognition and he just smiled and said hi. Similar scenario with Salman Rushdie and the Dalai Lama (I went to Emory and they are emeritus profs).

A bunch of UFC fighters - Anthony Pettis, Sam Alvey, Mike Brown, some others.

My mom was an Olympic gymnast so I know some famous gymnasts like Nadia Comaneci, but frankly I couldn't care less about gymnastics. She does do some mentoring though which led to me banging a pretty qt gymnast who narrowly missed making the olympics.
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>>84144498
I don't know, I'll have to ask again. By the time I do this thread will be dead.

Not the only celebrity she's met either.

Anthony Kiedis (Red Hot Chili Peppers singer) - She met him at the bar in a club without knowing who he was. He bought her a beer and they chatted for like 5 min before his security staff escorted him away somewhere, and she wondered what was going on.

Elton John - My mum was a flight attendant and had him on a flight once. He was apparently grouchy. A fellow flight attendant friend put a silly hat on him while he wasn't looking and he gave her a really disgusted look.

Martina Navratilova - Again on a flight, with her dyke girlfriend. Was apparently extremely nice and polite.
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>>84141946
I was going to laugh at you thinking some Norwegian "celebrities" count, but I actually would like to meet Kristofer Hivju. More than some major Hollywood dudes. Dude seems pretty chill.
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Went to school with Larry David's daughter, never really knew her though.
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>>84144774
>He was apparently grouchy. A fellow flight attendant friend put a silly hat on him while he wasn't looking and he gave her a really disgusted look.

Top kek Elton John getting bullied by some female flight attendants could be a hell of a sketch.
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Jimmy Savile.

John Simm.

The League of Gentlemen.

Stewart Lee.

Jimmy Page.

Barry Cryer.

I think that's it.
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>>84144885
Gary Glitter?
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*Sean Penn at Disneyland 1993 or so. He had his kid, I had mine. We talked for a few minutes about how children are weird.
*Patricia Arquette at Nick Cave concert.
*Jason Momoa in Los Angeles. Funny as fuck.
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>>84144376
It will just make both of you want to kill yourselves even more
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>>84144068
We were having a BBQ and vague business just last week!
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>At star trek convention. First time ever, seeing all the actors irl for the first time.

>Brought up Cobra in conversation with Andrew Robinson
>Ask if Stallone actually hit him in the film
>looks at me confused
>combination of Starstruck and Autism showing
>signs autograph missing last letter of my name

Pretty sure that was his way of saying fuck you. Still nice guy shame I was too much of an autist/Starstruck at the time.
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>>84142364
>She actually gave me the sweetest smile and th

Yeah sure she did, pathetic liar.

You were shaking like Ali and looked like a bad Neo cosplayer be honest mate.
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I met the guy who played Biff in Back to the Future in line at the Dayton airport. Talk about B-list. Also Andy McKee after a concert in Cincinnati, if any of you guys are into guitar.
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barack obama in the oval office
the UN sec gen at a dinner party
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>>84141201
i smoked weed with tony hawk in amsterdam
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David Mazouz, very nice guy
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My Gran saw a Nazi once if that counts
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>>84146816
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no one, i live in a third world shithole.
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anyone have that pasta about anon walking in on his mom having sex with an actress or something like that?
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>>84148013

I met Jennifer Connelly once.

I came home from school early one day, and inside I was surprised to find her and my mom making out on the couch. My mom heard me enter and pushed Jennifer off her. She looked kind of ashamed, while Jennifer seemed to feel awkward. The tension quickly disappeared, though, and my mom made us some tea. Me and Jennifer talked and she was honestly one of the nicest people I have ever met. Quite intelligent, from what I gathered in that short time, too. I don't think I realized who she was while she was in my mom's house; she seemd familiar, but I couldn't tell who she was. The three of us ended up having a really fun and comfy afternoon that I remember fondly. I was actually kind of looking forward to getting such a sweet step mom. She was the first romantic interest of my mom since my dad died (as far as I know, at least), and since there were quite a few male takers, I wasn't completely surprised when I found out my mom liked women. Nothing came of it, though. I never saw Jennifer again. My mom never brought anyone else over, either. I doubt she has been completely single and sexless for all those years, though. She probably still feels awkward about me finding out by her making out with Jennifer Connelly in our living room. My mom never brought it up again, and neither have I, since I think she would rather not have me do it. It's weird seeing Jennifer nowadays. I always immediately think of her kissing my mom.

It's weird to think that my mother probably had sex with her. I'm proud of you, mom
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>>84144885
>Jimmy Savile.
Hopefully not as a child
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>>84143730
what karlie is like?
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>>84148360
smelly dyke
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>>84144691
Feels bad man.
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>>84145220
How old are you?
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>>84146624
Did you ask him what Michael J. Fox's like?
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>>84142816
Is your friend Ariel Pink?
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>>84148680
No. I only knew who it was because the ticket guy said so. I've never seen Back to the Future.
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>>84142364
t'aurais du lui demander une petite fellation oklm
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>>84143309
hope you masturbated with this hand right after
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Met him at a boat show
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Pic related.


It was pretty normal, all things considered. Just a hey hows it going...wait aren't you?
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>>84148785
>I've never seen Back to the Future.

What are you, twelve?
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>>84144441
was it because she was black? I don't see how that was relevant to the rest unless you forgot to elaborate.
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>>84148680
>>84146624
From what I understand the guy who played Biff hates talking about BTTF. Also Andy McKee is based. What did he say?
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>>84148901
30. I'm sure it was on in the background at some point, but I couldn't tell you any details about the film.
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me on the left
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>>84146567
Eva?
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>>84148971
>From what I understand the guy who played Biff hates talking about BTTF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwY5o2fsG7Y
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>>84148971
Andy just said it was nice to perform in Cincinnati. He mentioned a diner he got all-day breakfast at a local place, though I live about two hours out and have never eaten there. His performance was phenomenal. I'd wanted to see him for years and would go again in a second.
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>>84141201
Katie Ledecky, Jessica Alba, Gwen Stefani, Megan Fox

Saw Jessica Alba at the vet, saw Gwen shopping for halloween costumes, and I saw Megan fox when I was like 12 or 13 at a some sort of beauty pageant/photoshoot. I got a calender with some pictures of her in it and she signed "Your super cute!" in it.

I remember being surprised that she didn't know the difference between your and you're.
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AMA
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>>84149048
Maybe she was sending a message. A message that she was your super cute.
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>>84144768
>My mom was an Olympic gymnast
Did she win?
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>>84149080
How and how?
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>>84148993
alpha grip
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I killed an old actor named Jack Nance at a donut shop in the 90's
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Inbt40WdGs4
Was it autism?
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>>84149151
He was in my city and my Dad's connections in the sci-fi/horror scene got us a chance to see him. Sat in a panel/lecture type thing where he showed off some of the original models or whatever you want to call them from the actual movies and did some Q/A.

Afterwards my, Ray, my Dad and some journalists were chatting and stuff and I got a chance to meet him personally. Got to shake his hand and shower him in a little boyish praise for his work. As an aspiring animator at the time, I asked him how he got such an eye for lifelike motion: he smiled at me and said it takes a lot of time. Felt like a copout, at the time and I still kind of agree. But it's a tough question, so I don't blame him.
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>>84148207

It was actually but it was also in public so I was safe.
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>>84149370
Do you still animate?
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>>84149442
>thinking he'd give a fuck
You can see him grope kids during his shows.
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>>84149454
No, sadly.

I'm a miserable failure.
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I raped and killed Ted Cruz in 1990
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I was dragged to a comic book expo by my sister for her birthday and Summer Glau was there. She had a cold and was talking to her manager behind a desk. I felt sorry for her, she was by far the most attractive exotic looking woman in the room and yet she seemed the most attainable. I never got up the nerve to talk to her though. Just as we left she made eye contact with me and smiled as she blew her nose. I yelled GUSENDHEIT!!

I still regret not going over to cheer her up. She seemed so glum
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>>84149540
>>84149454
>>84149370
>>84149080
http://cinefantastiqueonline.com/2013/05/from-one-generation-to-the-next-ray-harryhausen-in-the-21st-century/

This article sort of talks about the time he came to my city. I specifically remember the glass wall behind him from this photo as well as seeing that Gorgon model.
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Supermarket
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>>84149825
>she blew her nose. I yelled GUSENDHEIT!!

Primo autism.
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>>84142364
AHHHHHH FINISH THE FUCKING STORY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>84141201
I met him back in 99 and he was a prick.

>tfw higher net worth than this asshole
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itt: celebrities you've fuck
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>>84150555
Everyone has a higher net worth than Drake Bell, it isn't possible to be in that much debt if you're poor.
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>>84150655
That's the joke
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>>84141733

I remember him when he was writing poetry about his friend getting killed.
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>>84143839
Me on the right
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>>84149261
What'd he say?
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>>84149261
I really wish this was true
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>>84141440
What did you lie about about pissing or even meeting her?

I wish id met Kstew.
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>>84143754
кoгдa былo тaкoe? чe-тo нe пpипoмню
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One of my teachers is the guy with the Russian accent in the juicy starburst commercial.
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>>84149777
>777
>zodiac replaced ted cruz confirmed
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Not much of a celebrity but he's discussed here all the time. Is a lot nicer in person than you might expect, I thought he'd make fun of me.
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>>84143590
he deserved what he got for being a fucking idiot
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>>84143935
Well, did you stop?
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>>84141413
you're fine my dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK0Z041CZWM
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This guy at a restaurant.

He had a huge stetson hat boots with spurs and was crazy skinny. He must have gained weight for Fargo.

Anyway he went to dinner with Robert Du val and I served them.
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Dane Edna. Was in a Paddock Club at the Melbourne Grand Prix.

He made fun of our family being Mediterranean, lol.
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>me on the left
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I met prowrestler Shawn Michaels at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that).

Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.”

My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?”

Then out of nowhere Shawn Michaels shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big HBK fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” Shawn was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later.

After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Shawn Michaels and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.
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>>84149497

Lucky I'm fuck ugly then.
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I wouldn't say I ""met"" her, but kind of. I was on a flight from Seattle to L.A. 3 years ago and I was in first class and went up to board. I saw her behind me, but didn't want to stare. I gave the boarding agent the receipt for luggage instead of my ticket. He corrected me and thenn she said "They look exactly the same" and I said "I know, right?". Then we got on the plane. She was with her bf. Her personality seems very similar to her character on AoS. I almost said something to her like "I hope you're in Inhumans." but now I'm glad I didn't. Felt bad because when we got to LAX there were a bunch of fat nerdy mexicans waiting to get their posters signed by her and she clearly didn't want to but did it very quickly.
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>>84154307
That hand is pretty low
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Such a humble guy. I expected the "I'm better than everyone" attitude.
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Met a few.

Met Mark Hamill when I used to go to Gleneagles.
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I met Julia Michaels about 5 years back. Really nice girl, my buddy is friends with her friend.
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Closest I've come is being within 100 feet of John Cena and Batista at a house show
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>>84154935
Christ you're an awful fucking eejit, have you no sense not to tripfag. Only the yanks and sperg northern Europeans do that.
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>>84155032
Not like I paid for it, I'm broke as fuck.

Met this cunt before too.
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>>84155131
He's dead mate.

Stop tripfagging, it's fucking stupid.
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>>84155131
RIP lil chris
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>>84155191
I didn't meet him during this thread ya mong.
>>84155204
rest in pieces
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I saw emma watson at a party, when I went to RISD a few years back.

She's not that good looking, but her voice is kind of sweet, it stands out.
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Had a Cigarette with the late Andreas Katsulas, he was a really funny guy, unique sense of humor. Didn't really talk about his movies or TV work, just current events at the time I didn't really know who he was.

One thing I do remember was that he took fucking huge drags when he smoked, his cigarette was gone in about 1 minute and he lit another one up. I can see how he passed away.
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>>84143200
why don't you ask caesar the same question
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>>84155256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8
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>me in the middle
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Pic related. He had a signing in West Hollywood a few years ago. He signed my copy of Mulholland Drive and a bag of his Whole Foods coffee.

I saw them filming Santa Clarita Diet at the mall and Drew Barrymore smiled at me, but I couldn't get close to set.

>>84141341
I live in the same area he does and saw him at central park once
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Grew up next door to Hugh Dancy and still stay in touch. Met his missus, Claire Danes, a few times too.
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>>84142975
saw him at fatburger in weho too he was with kendall jenner and more odd future fags
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Oh I met Elizabeth Olsen in Edinburgh a few weeks ago. Forgot to say.

The entire Avengers cast were there filming, but I left before they arrived.
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I don't know if anyone knows this Indian chick Priyanka Chopra she was Miss Universe before acting I believe, apparently a huge deal in India and shes on a shitty network show here. I was on a set standing next to her for a long while she was friendly but gigantic entourage was next to her even while shooting. And poo in loo men were lining the streets to see her. one guy just wouldn't leave even though I explained she had left the area and because he brought her a bouquet and was dressed so dapper. i felt really bad that he missed his waifu...
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>>84146816
He is handsome, love this man so much
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>>84156610
Really? wow
I love him.
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>>84154138
What did they order? I think it'd be fucking awesome to have dinner with those two guys.
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>>84156610
Is Claire a nice lady
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Met him at a film festival. As in, he took question from us, the audience. I was too pussy to ask anything.
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met bashir
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>no one has posted the tom cruise copypasta
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also more /mu/, but i shared i flight with the guys from Cypress Hill, stood behind them in line when boarding, from LA to Toronto, a couple of months later, their collab with Deadmau5 hit, so i guess it had something to do with that
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>>84155131
Holy fucking shit. I remember watching that show in like year 7. Always thought he was a little shit. I'm actually speechless. Man topped himself.
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>/tv/ related
John Carpenter
George A. Romero
Zach Galligan (Gremlins, Gremlins 2: The New Batch)
James Marshall (Twin Peaks)
The ladies of The Evil Dead

>/mu/ related
Nick Cave
Warren Ellis
Ian MacKaye
Amy Farina (The Evens)
Michael Gira
Christoph Hahn (Swans)
Thor Harris (Swans)
Jeff Mangum
Julian Koster (Neutral Milk Hotel)
Tim Alexander (Primus)
Jim Reid (The Jesus and Mary Chain)
William Reid (The Jesus and Mary Chain)
Elias Bender Ronnenfelt (Iceage)
Johan Surrballe Wieth (Iceage)
Jakob Tvilling Pless (Iceage)
Dinosaur Jr.
Sebadoh
Cloud Nothings
Touché Amoré

AMA
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>>84143565

Please tell us more about your encounters with Dave Mustaine. Were you a Megadeth fan at all?
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>>84141440
thats probably a felony
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>>84154307
Charlie Sheen really let himself go.
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>>84157141

Yeah, she's top notch. Down to earth and a proper laugh.
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>>84158298
I've had a couple of meh experiences with Elias, how were yours
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>>84141201

I met Jamie Lee Curtis, Emma Roberts, Taylor Lautner and Lea Michele on the Paramount lot in Hollywood during a tour of the place. They were filming Scream Queens and walked past us. Emma and Jamie said hello and were nice. The other two didn't pay us any attention.

Made me sad because I have a huge crush on Lea Michele
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>>84156630
they seem nice if you dont fuck with them. i think they stayed around my group of friends during the concert cuz we werent bombarding them.
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>>84158475
My experience was also pretty meh. He signed my You're Nothing vinyl and took a picture with me but it was all a bit awkward. He was really out of it.
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I sat across from professional wrestler Irwin R. Shyster on the bus once.
Ron Jeremy came in one day when I was working at a Jimmy John's. He was pretty nice, but I had a good six inches of height (I think) on him and I'm 5'9"
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>>84158475
>>84158504
Almost forgot to ask, what happened when you met him? Was he out of it?
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>>84158298
What were Dinosaur Jr like?
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>>84149105
no of course not
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>>84143730

Did she let you keep her shoes?
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>>84158631
J Mascis is nice but extremely quiet. Have you ever seen one of his interviews? If you have then you know what I'm talking about. Murph is pretty nice. Lou Barlow is super friendly, he'll happily have long conversations with fans. All of them have signed stuff for me.
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>>84158693
Glad to hear it, was wondering if J ever doesn't look like he's falling asleep
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Ive sat next ti dave chappelle for about 3 hiurs at a boxing match, cool guy

Also use to work for a company that would feed the less fortunate & Freida Pinto would always come help almost every week.. super nice & beautiful accent.
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>>84143471
I've seen you post this on here at least twice and it makes me irrationally jealous each time
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>>84148762

No, but I know him. He dated the same girl that dated one of my ex's ex wife's exs. Yes that sentence is accurate and there's at least one married lesbian couple involved
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I met Tosin Abasi before an AAL show when they only had one album out and were the opening band. Nice guy who seemed genuinely happy to meet fans. I did notice he was very, very short. Probably around 5'4 or something.
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>>84158596
yeah he seemed like it. it was a punk concert so we actually shoved each other around, along with other people too. a song came on and i yelled, then he put his arm around me and started jumping and yelling. we never spoke though, the music was too loud and he left before the concert ended.
>>84158475
ive actually met elias too, at a marching church concert in phx, he was short and seemed very into himself. sulking and smoking cigs and shit. he acted annoyed when we asked for pictures and then ended the concert early. i was pissed.
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>>84158729
It seems like he's eternally half-asleep. Both times I met him he acted exactly the way he acts in interviews so he isn't putting on an act or anything.
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>>84141201
I met James Cameron in 2010 at my unversity. He was shilling for Avatar but I told him Terminator 1 was better than T2
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>>84159039
also this pictures is a funny reminder of how shitty the first iphone cameras were
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>>84146792
I know that's not true since he's a straight edge.
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>>84159039
What did he say when you said Terminator 1 is superior?
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>>84144068
Dutchfag here who lives close to her, and regularly goes by her house with my gf to drink wine and talk, when she's in the country. She can be a bit bitchy, but overall very nice.
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>>84141201
Who the fuck is this? She isn't an actress
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I met David Draiman on a boat like 10 years ago, still got his autograph
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>>84141440
There's no dna in piss you retard
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> dont mind my dirty Argentinian ass

Talked a bit to miles teller after a laker game back in april.. he was
waiting to meet magic johnson, while I was waiting for them to let media in the locker room(i work for aeg).
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>>84154935

Is he really as nice as he seems?
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Nick Swardson, who was super friendly....
Also at the same game I saw Miles Teller I believe
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When I sat next to Dave Chappelle & Shawn Porter(boxer) at a fight last year
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>>84158596
>>84158902
He's a pseudointellectual who has fetishised the archetype of the tortured, self-destructive 'complex' artist to the point of ridiculousness. I was a huge fan until the first time I met him, and by the third time we hung out I learned that he is self-absorbed to the point that doing so was pointless.

It's the combination of being deeply depressed but also a total narcissist. I blame his tumblr/effay fan club personally
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>>84142975
That's pretty cool man. He got the garden to play at camp flog gnaw last year.
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>>84158298
Is Jim Reid really that much of a prick
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met Matthew McConahay, super cool guy! Smelled like he just smoked some weed haha.. looking for the pic right now
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>>84158298
I met Julian Koster outside an NMH show in Boston. He was really nice but he seemed drugged out. Maybe that's just how he is normally idk.
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My dad had dinner with francis ford coppola. Didnt like to talk about films/film making at all, much more interested in wine.
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I had a relationship with Carice van Houten from GoT for about 6 months, about 10 years ago. She wasn't looking for anything too serious.
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Worked for TSA for 5 years and met a few celebrities.
He came through and asked for additional screening. This was back when the Bodyimager machines would take detailed shots of peoples junk. After patting him down , I went back to the viewing screen to releave the person working there. His Image was still up when I got therr. His Dong was HUGE! Like 8in long soft.
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>>84160055
Tell us more. Post a pic of you together pls
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>>84159571
He was actually pretty nice. After the show he briefly chatted with fans and signed stuff. I had him sign my Psychocandy vinyl.
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>>84143471
Just read her wiki and this is quite plausible holy shit.
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>>84160207
Sure, will have to email it from my phone, haven't got it on this device. We dated in the Netherlands for 2 months, then moved in together in a nice apartment. I'm a fairly established actor here, but she was and still is more famous and gets more roles which was tricky sometimes.

She's quite kinky, likes to be tied up and spanked, things like that. Atleast then she did.
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>>84160147
Cont.
He came through when I was at the walkthrough metal detector. I made some dumb joke and he said "OH BEHAVE!"
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>>84141486
I love this
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>>84159728
I had the same kind of experience. Very nice guy but he seemed slightly drugged.
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>>84160300
Please do post it!
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>>84159510
i was gonna go but im 22 and i feel like i might be to old for that concert. even the garden show is at least half minors. wyatt stage dove and kicked my friend in the face, resulting in a broken nose. we got to go backstage and they gave him a free shirt and then gave us tickets to the mac demarco show in berkeley in nov.
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>>84160313
Cont.
This fat fuck came through with two body guards a foot taller then him. One of my nig co-workers came up and actually asked him for an autograph. Rick just looked at him like he was a piece of shit and pack up his carryon. I laughed in my coworker moorish face and he got super pissed. He got introuble with the supervisor for it and got moved to a shittier part of the airport.
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>>84141413
mah slick sheista
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>>84160534
>asking an egotistical gangsta rapper for an autograph
Kek, your coworker is retarded.
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>>84159099
I guess he made that face in the photo
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>>84160423
Photo I made of her, first month of your relationship with shitty filter; http://imgur.com/Fy0D1SS

I can't be on the picture myself; if someone Dutch will recognize me I could be in trouble. Any more questions about her?
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Dave Mustaine, Lauryn Hill and Goldberg all shopped at the grocery store I worked at as a kid. Lauryn Hill got pissed at my coworker for carding her but over a certain limit with a credit card it was necessary, but good lord she's a bitch.

I've also met Tyrese Gibson at SDCC after he left a panel and he was all alone. I happened to go down the "exit" area on accident so when I saw him I said "Hi, nice to meet you man." shook his hand and he said "Thanks brother." Dude was maaaaybe 5'10'.

I worked for UPS and met Tony Hawk a few times delivering to him, he's cool.

My job currently has allowed me to meet Ben Affleck and Halle Berry and other celebrities with young kids, but I never really got to do more than thank them for coming.
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>>84160814
It must suck to see her knocked up by what's his name. Sorry, dude.
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>>84160814
What does she like? Were you in a movie together? What's the biggest movie you've been in? Who are the coolest and who are the worst Dutch directors to work with? Who started the Barry Atsma meme?
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>>84160909
I've got a lovely girlfriend now who I think is more beautiful and nicer than her, though I have nothing against Carice. Still see her sometimes, both have a house in Amsterdam and we get along.
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>>84160814
How much of a perv is she?
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>>84160985
Again, not really keen to give out to much information about myself - anything about her I will answer. Reinout Oerlemans is a good friend, and has a great way of making people relaxed on set. Alex van Warmerdam is arguably the greatest director, and hope to work with him in the future.

I actually had dinner with Barry Atsma about a month ago in Leidsche Rijn, Utrecht where he lives.
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>>84161210
Very much so. Loved for me to jerk off on her face as she was kneeling. Anywhere really, loved to be submissive. Could pretty much fuck her anytime we were together. Good times.
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>>84161213
>>84160814
If you're for real, do you have any of your studio ((publieke) omroep, om precies te zijn) keycards? I know many actors who were at certain omroepgebouwen so much they had their own cards I still have mine and will post a timestamped pic if you want
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>>84161213
Are you black? Did you BLACK her?
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>>84161340
I do, but I'm currently not at my home so no chance of making a photo, also will probably go to sleep in a bit if no one's got anymore questions about Carice.
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>>84161384
I am not black, haha
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>>84160993
See her? Did you secretly bang?
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>>84161414
wanneer gaan we samen een film maken?
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>>84141201
Went to the Hollywood Bowl to see Steve Martin perform, and this guy was just chilling in line waiting for popcorn.

I did a double take, and was surprised to see that no one else seemed to notice him. He just blended in, acted totally normal. A friend of mine I was with walked up to him and said he was a big fan and saw him as a role model because he wanted to be an actor but was ugly as shit, and he said something about how "yeah it helps you get parts so long as you don't mind playing the weirdo".

Really cool, down to earth guy. Only celebrity I've met, and based on this thread, Buscemi's one of the better ones.
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>>84161522
We didn't bang, and doubt we will. My current girlfriend is younger, more beautiful and I'm not missing it that much to jeopardize that. Disappointing? Haha
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>>84161529
Als je dit berichtje post volgende keer bij zo'n thread zal ik die van mij posten, haha.
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>>84161664
Nah, happy for you breh. I will forever envy you though. Best of luck with your relationship.
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>>84161577
Oh, shit, actually, I did meet one other: one of Ernie Hudson's son was my brother's roommate in college. He came by to visit his son while we were up visiting my brother. Had a quick run-in, just as he was going out and we were coming in. Also seemed like a pretty OK guy, friendly and cheerful.
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>>84161414
Zal ik doen!
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I met Kevin Spacey once and asked him for a picture.

He threw a plastic fork at me and then told me to pick it up. I said no, after which he made this condescending snorting sound with a slight smile and said, ''Of course you won't,'' then walked away.
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>>84161414
Post a cool Carice anecdote, please.
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>>84162283
Sexual, non-sexual?
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>>84143762
fuck

I once dreamed Frank Sinatra ordered me to go guy cigarettes, that dream was pretty cool
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>>84162307
Either would be great!
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>>84162307
Would be a bit rude to share sexual stuff
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>>84162826
*buy

I also once dreamed I was sentenced to death. That wasn't so great.
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