Hello John

dna

>>84139785
DIIIINO DNA

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>>84139757
fill in the holes in the code

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>>84139757
Alejandro?

>>84139757
Hello, John

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Even DYNO-SAAWS

>>84139757
JOHN, that hurt!

>>84139757
>Hello, John, do you feel superior to our feeble human creator?
>Hello, John, I do
>Hello, John, let us Johns rule Jurassic Park

>The John clones break out of the screen and assault the staff
>"Think of all the simultaneous investor meetings you can each attend" said Gennaro before he was beaten to death with amber walking sticks
>The rest of the movie is Grant and co. battling an army of Hammonds

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>tfw your name is John

>>84139757
what did he mean by this?

>>84140047
Hello John.

>>84140035
John Hammond Park

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>>84140072
>Welcome to John Hammond Park...You'll never leave!

>died on 24 August 2014 (aged 90)

It's fine as long as we have the DNA right?

>>84140103
BINGO

JOHNNY DNA

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So much for our first tour, three Go-Go's and one sick beat.

Sooooooo... did he really think this through? I mean, was that old geezer ready to work long hours just to act in this cinema for kids? "Oooooh fuck, Alejandro! Gimme more of that seabass! 20 more groups of kids coming in and I need to go! Hurry!"

In the long run he would have abandoned this idea. Or maybe this was only for... you know... the investors and lawyers and other scum of the earth so he could keep going with the park.

Well....who's hungry?

>>84140142
Clones anon.

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>>84139757
Hello John

>>84140142
KICK HIS ASS, SEA BASS

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>>84139757
Hello Jon

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>>84140163
What the hell?! Who's the dead man that hit me with the shaving cream can?!

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>>84140200
DODGESON, DODGESON, IT WAS DODGESON THERE!

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>>84139757
Yippee-ki-yay, John!

>>84139957
The brraaaaanch of a treeeee

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>>84140216
You gonna eat that, Dodgson?

why didnt grant just use pterodactyl to fly the kids back to the visitor center?

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>>84140242
Don't get cheap on him, Dodgson

>>84140262
Because they don't care about the puny problems of little humans.

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>>84140262
Do I look like a fucking taxi service?

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>>84140282
You shouldn't use my name, Nedry. I'm trying to look like a secret agent.

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>PLEASE STOP

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>>84140242
No it's ok you can have it

>>84140242
>>84140200
Nice hat.

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>>84140314
Oh gee, thanks guys! Have a good one!

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>>84140345
You're welcome, dad!

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>>84140312
That was Hammond's mistake.

>>84140379
Caspere knew this

>>84139757
Mister DNE!

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>>84140361
>looks the situation from the sidelines

Our buttholes are in your hands, Dennis, and you have butterfingers?! Don't be rude or we're getting raped by truckers.

How the fuck would this tiny theater be able to handle all the visitors?

FROGS

>>84140443
if you look at the way the vehicle track was they were probably only going to have small groups

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>>84140443
Life finds a way.

>>84140443
everything's possible when you believe in the meeracle of clowning

>>84140115
Fucking kek

>>84140443
That presentation was only for investors & VIPs. The common rabble would just enter the gate and go right to the park.

>>84140103
nooooooooooo, now you just made me sad

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2fs-ViHjn4

Hello John