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>>84135945
Woke up this morning...

Jesus christ.

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>>84135945
that's the censored version

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IMMMMPRESSIVE!

>>84135999
>the holocaust, huh?
>I know I'm spiderman but even I wouldn't spin that web of lies
are you fucking kidding me?

I really don't understand people that take the 9/11 conspiracy to this level. If it really was staged, why the fuck would they leave clues about it everywhere? Put hundreds maybe even thousands more people on payroll to keep them silent about it?

Life isn't a /tv/ show you autists. Maybe it was staged, maybe it wasn't. You're not being perceptive for noting the appearance of a hugely prominent national landmark in a movie and then linking it with literally no segue apart from its appearance to a conspiracy on a scale rarely if ever actually accomplished. You're being a fucking moron.

Was Raimi woke?

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>>84136073
Who are you arguing with you utter autist

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>>84135945
>Don't worry, beautiful jewess! I'll hide you on my over
it truly was a different time

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>"If the cops asked who did it, it was a Puerto Rican."
How did they get away with that?

>>84136149
Times sure have changed.

Speaking of Raimi Spider Man, I'm curious. When exactly does one have to be born in to be considered an "early 2000s kid"?

>>84136148
>over
oven

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>>84136131
Nice comeback faggot.

Why didn't Spiderman stop 9/11?

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>>84136067

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>>84136185
Hope you die

>>84136067
Best Raimipost in a while, tbqh.

>>84136201
He forgot the part where that's his problem

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>>84136067
Kek

>>84136258
You hope? Everyone dies you utter cretin.

>>84136067
10/10

>that scene where spiderman jumps in a burning building and sees two babies and only takes the white one.

I don't get it. The next scene is the building collapsing and we see spiderman giving the baby to its mother. Did he go back and save the black one???? I don't see how he could have

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>>84136067
Nice

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>>84136067
Top fucking kek

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>>84136318
>Trying this hard

>>84136067
Brilliant

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>>84136067
Just beautiful anon. 10/10

>>84136067
Put me in Le reddit screencap plz

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>Join me Spidrman! Together we can forge a new world ruled by us
>No! You're a monster! You're a murderer! You're a...
>*flashback to Peter reading Mein Kampf*
> You're a Jew!
>Goblin recoils as if struck , hissing
>You've made an awful choice Spiderman! I'll grind The American Nazi Party into the dust!

They should have left the scene that way, it was so powerful. I can kind of see how it may offend modern audiences though

>>84136067
BASED

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>>84136318
>everyone dies
>not being a psychic, shapeshifting vampire in 2017

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>>84136067
You think the holocaust did not happen, man of spiders? Oh it did happen... just not how Jews tell it. The Jew say the Germans killed them all... but that is lie. In my homeland we knew what the Germans were doing... and we did our own extermination. I was barely a man grown and I was fixing the doors of Jewish houses... fixing them so they would stay closed while my brother set them ablaze. I can still remember the smell, the smell of cooking flesh and the sounds of feeble fists knocking on the door, trying to break it down. My brothers are all dead now... but I can still fix doors, and I will fix your door in time.

>>84136067
HAHAHAHAHAAHHA

>>84136329
It really foreshadowed racial tensions. Was raimi aware of something we weren't?

>>84135945
AND THEY SAY THAT A HERO CAN SAVE US

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>>84138141
IM NOT GONNA STAND HERE AND WAIT

>>84136067
>>84136097
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>>84136346
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>>84136755
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>>84137998

Totally not samefagging

>Uncle Ben meant the world to us. But he wouldn't want us living in a third world shithole with subhuman pavement apes. They belong in prison. They can - they can take over. Before you know it, theyre fucking your daughter.

It's been awhile since I've seen the movie so this part might have gone over my head

>>84138203
kinda sad desu

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>I remember being your age believe it or not. Now granted, it was a different time. Niggers had their own bathroom and really knew their place. Miss those times if I'm gonna be honest.

WTF Raimi? How is this even relevant?

>>84136318
>Everyone dies
is this what virgins really think

>>84136318
>Implying I haven't found the fountain of youth and aren't keeping it secret in my backyard.

>Immersed in gas chamber
>Only becomes more powerful
>BACK TO AUSCHWITZ
I think I see what Raimi was going for

>>84136067
S C R E E N C A P AT 1 0 º A N G L E

>>84136318
>He doesn't follow Christ and has been gifted eternal life through the shedding of the Lord's blood

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>>84136067
How the fuck did Raimi get away with this?

>>84135960
Underrated

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>You call this photography Parker? Don't expect a nickel for this, I know you're were raised a Kaballah reading kike but I'm not gonna fall for your jewish tricks, now get out there and get me some real news
>*sigh*
>This city fucking deserved 9/11

>>84136067
>copy same pasta with a couple words changed
>get this man (you)'s
fucking summer

>>84136159
If you can remember the "early 2000s"

>>84136067
what?
this is fucking bad why do people like this
or do they do so ironically
if yes give me yous ironically too

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AND THEY SAY A HERO WILL SAVE US

IM NOT GONNA STAND HERE AND WAIIIIITTTT

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>>84141498
>le summer meme

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>>84136867
>Goblin recoils as if struck
Good work, lad

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>>84136067
>reddit summerfags think this is funny

>>84135945
>My next target

>>84138203
Instead of giving them more Yous I'll just piggy back off of what you said.

If you think this >>84136067 was original then your summer is shining bright as fuck, and you need to go back to ribbit and stay there.

>>84136159
I was born in 95 and I vividly remember the hype surrounding the movie. I didn't watch it until years later though.

>>84143007
Who the fuck is moot?

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> This is the night kiddo, now remember we've been over this a thousand times so it should come to you naturally. Who do we target? We target the unclean, the vile and the corrupted. This has been my life long mission, to rid the city of these vermins. Seeing you here, ready get on the saddle and continue my legacy, well fuck, it sure does brings tears to my eyes. Now remember, we're hitting Martin Luther King Street so bring your A-game. Just like before, string em up and let them dangle from the streetlights. I'll finish them off. Also, don't forget your camera, we need to update our photo folder.

>>84136285
Kek

HAHAHAHHA IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU'RE SAYING RACIST SHIT BUT IT'S COOL BECAUSE IT'S IRONIC

HAHAHAHAHA VERY FUNNY MEME, RACISM IS SO FUNNY AND NOBODY CAN BE MAD BECAUSE IT'S JUST IRONY

HAHAHAHAH GOD I LOVE BEING A FRIENDLESS VIRGIN /POL/TARD

>>84146191
Thank-you, this needed to be said

>>84146191
Obvious false flagger is obvious

>>84146191
>I bet this will stop them!

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>>84136067
holy shit best comment ever

>>84136067
KEK

How did this even start?

post the uncle ben white man's burden one

>>84146191
I've been laughing the whole thread, but I missed how Raimi being racist became a meme. Did he say something fucked up in public or something?

>>84136067
Bravo Raimi

>>84146625
a couple of years ago someone made a thread about the "Nice outfit, did your husband make it for you?" quip from Spider-Man 1, with people responding "it was a different time"

it spiraled out of control from there

>>84146675
>couple of years
No way it has been that long 1 years tops i was in the original thread

>>84136073
One theory I've heard is that the first Spider-Man movie was used as a "safe dump" for the 3-D computer model of New York the military/elite/whoever created for the 9/11 hoax/tv movie.

>>84136067
>>84136067
put me in the screencap xD

>>84136067
eric

simple eric

>>84143007
am I supposed to care what sum random mod says? fuck off you nazi cucks you bring shame to our god emporere

>>84146819
When are you going to stop?

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>>84136067
>all the uptight faggots in this thread assblasted that this post got so many yous

well done

>82 replies
>1 poster
alright guys cool it

>>84145781
>I was born in 95

that means you're 5 years old, GTFO

>>84138141
The only people who unironically hate on Nickelback are people who were too young to experience Silver Side Up (or the State if a bit older,) or Brazilians. Brazilians hate Chad Kroeger for some reason, which is weird because they like Germans and Chad literally has a German name.

>>84147021
Nice bait

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>>84136067
nice dubs

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>>84146969
>people born in 1995 are 22yo now
I want this ride to end

>>84147260
About half of them

>>84135960
WANTED TO CRY

>>84147260
sorry

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>>84146191
>yfw you saw this thread

>>84141498
saw this meme's inception, hadn't seen that post yet

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>>84146191
IT WAS HER TURN

>>84146191
looks like someone told Harry

>>84135945
I wish I was older so you'd feel less shit, senpai

>>84146748
>1 years tops
Anon, according to the archive Raimiposting has been around since April of 2016. It has been over a year. You and I have wasted our lives.