ITT: Cinema Stories?

>>84132057
you first faggot

>>84132057
>8th grade
>with girlfriend at the time
>forgot what I saw
>were making out
>the seats have arm rest that lift so she can lay down
>she lays down and blows me while I finger her
>going ham in that pussy and her gspot when she squirts all over the seat and the back of the seat in front of us
Thank god the only people in the theatre were sitting about 12 seats away horizontally instead of infront of us

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>>84132235
groce

>>84132057
>Get bored, tightly ball up ticket stub
>Throw ticket stub
>Ticket stub lands in popcorn tub of a fellow a few rows down.
I wonder if that guy at my ticket stub.

>go see notorious
>only white person in theater
>everyone else is black
>nobody talks the whole movie
>absolutely great cinema experience
>film ends, shuffling out of theater, everyone giving me shady, disgusted looks
>wonder what is going on, am i a victim of racism?

next week...

>go see some horror movie
>everyone is white, one black lady by herself
>"oh hellll no" or "bitch don't go upstairs sheeeet" at every scary part
>everyone laughs and appreciates her commentary
>suddenly realize it's a twoway street
>i was supposed to say white person stuff outloud during notorious and failed to do so

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>>84132440

>>84132235
I did this at "Cat in the Hat." There were nothing but 5-10 year olds in the theater and the movie was trash so I fucked my 14 y/o gf in front of everyone. They had no idea what was going on. She got a little pee on the seat and it was pretty smelly once we were through. Guess I was providing jobs for the theater janitors before I even knew about capitalism lmao

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>>84132153
>go watch with some girlfriend of a friend "the secret life of pets"
>a movie about dogs and cats
>she just a friend of mine
>we end up masturbating each other
>movie ends right where i cum
>yes, sitting, i take 2 hours to cum
>movie ends
>i dont feel nothing about her
>she said "dont tell this to anon, hes gonna be mad at me and you"
>next day i tell him everything
>i never talked to them since that day

>>84132235
>i just pissed in the floor
>half of 300 sequel movie
>girl in my side help me to piss in a bottle
>"shake for me babay"
>she licked her hand
>eva green sexy time scene comes
>we look at each other laughing
>still great friends with her till this day

great movie tho

>>84132057
>tapping my foot nervously in theater with only one other patron
>he starts throwing popcorn at me
>I stop tapping my foot
I l'esprit d'escalier'd the shit out of him 5 hours later in my mind

>>84133165
you french'd the shit outta that bitch mane

you go baby