Who should play Bond next?
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Idris Elba, it's time for a black male to be Bond
>>84131240
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>>84131240
White Brits are obsolete. I'm surprised they're still allowed to have children.
james bond
>>84131171
It should be Fassbender.
But it will be some obscure punk no one has ever heard of.
a nigger....
.......cook!
>>84131302
this tbqh. when will the peaceful muslims kill them all?
>>84131240
This. But the bond girl should be white.
>>84131171
Next NEEDS to be some absolute wooden failure cuck, because his real job is to clear the stage for Idris Elba to sweep up.
A black man will show the spy ladies of the world how passionate beatings works.
>>84131240
OH FUCKING YES.
Elba should be perfect to play Bond. Casting Craig as Bond is one of the worst casting choices ever, picking a grandpa for Bond.
>>84131171
Brendan Fraser
>>84132399
Good combo
>>84131629
Why does everyone think Elba's the one? I like him, but assuming Craig's got one more in him, by the time Elba would start filming, he'd be in his 50's.
Sorry folks, 50 is too old for Bond.
>>84131171
Aiden Turner.
>>84131171
Pierce, again, in a more mature James Bond that can't fight as much, but had gotten really good using gadgets and past experiences.
>>84131171
give it back to a real man
>>84133400
>Brosnan returns as Bond
>in this incarnation of Bond, he's an old, washed up relic living a happily married life with his BBW wife
>whenever Bond and his wife make love, afterward he feeds her tubs upon tubs of ice cream and boxes of pizza
>eventually, the son of Bond's old nemesis, Blofeld, is introduced
>his SPECTRE organization now runs fitness centers all across the globe
>tracks down Bond's location and captures his wife to use for bait
>Blofeld Jr. keeps Bond's wife in a hidden chamber in the basement of his lair and forces her to run miles upon miles each day on nothing but a diet of lettuce, chicken breast, and water, his plan to ruin Bond's life from the inside out by destroying what he loves most
>final battle takes place in a Krispy Kreme donut factory
>Bond's wife is now 100 pounds with a supermodel body
>Blofeld Jr. is killed by being kicked into a vat of boiling chocolate icing by Bond
>movie ends as Bond and his wife are making love atop a conveyer belt covered with donuts
>Bond makes her eat like 50 as she licks donut icing from his hairy chest
>>84134621
fund it
Timothy Dalton or Daniel Craig
>>84133160
>Who is Roger Moore?
Post girls that should be bond babes
>>84133435
Need a MOMMY GF
For a non meme answer, James Norton. He's probably too young at the moment though.
pump david tennant full of rhesus monkey hormones
>>84131171
Drake Bell
>>84138438
>spectre? what are you casper the friendly ghost or sumtin tssss
>>84138533
Fawkin home run.
>>84133302
this isnt bad at all anon
Tom Hiddleston.
Idris Elba said he had no interest in committing to the type of workout and fitness schedule that he would have to do to play James Bond.