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Fuck this faggot
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>>84131169
>Tyrannosaurus faggots are still this mad
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WHERE ARE THE FEATHERS
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>>84131169
>muh tyrannosaurus
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>>84133208
Frogs don't have feathers
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I thought he was cool though killing off Rexy was fanfic-tier
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>>84134225
the only fan-fic tier shit was the first two movies where the t-rex chases and hunts them. Nothing with arms that short was a hunter. A t-rex was a scavenger and would've gotten its ass kicked by the first dinosaur it met that was its size
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>still thinking dinosaurs are real
go to any museum featuring dinosaur skeletons and ask to see the real bones that were found by actual archeologists, not the models and fake plaster bones they use to make attractions with. Chances are they won't show you because they are not allowed, but if you were granted access to see the bones all they have are centimeters of bone fragments that they claim are millions of years old and parts of something bigger, but they can't prove shit. There are no such things are real dinosaur bones.
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>>84134382
Christ-chan I love you but pls go
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>>84134297
>being so retarded that you ignore the giant head full of giant teeth and its powerful legs
>unironically believing you could take on a fucking T-Rex
I knew we had dipshits on here but jesus christ
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>>84131169
I do not understand all hate for this movie.
I watched it in the cinema on release date and it was really fun time.
Jurassic Park 2- this is real shitty movie.
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>predator vs scavenger
>equivalent of a crocodile vs a hyena

Why are people surprised the spinosaurus kicked T-Rex's ass?
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>>84134485
>I'm unique because I have opposite opinions!
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ALAN
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>>84134382
It's about time someone called out these scum "Archeologists" who make their living pretending to be scientists by the order of Satan.
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>>84134437
There is no fucking way with a body build like the t-rex had that it could run with any sort of grace. I don't give a shit how "powerful" it's legs were. There is a reason the most successful hunters in the animal kingdom and quick and agile and not bulky retards. Use some common sense you fucking tool.
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>>84134512
Horner pls go home
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>>84134522
>oh no, he can talk with raptors!
>black adopted gymnast daughet who kicked raptors ass with her gymnastics.
Wow.
Also
>We must set free this poor lizard, from evil MEN
>This men life cost nothing, stupid lizards more important
MUH PETA!
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>>84134541
shut the fuck up. you literally know nothing about the subject other than a quick wikipedia skim read
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>>84134566
Excellent silhouette for the post.
Really reminded me that I should be thinking.
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Good GOD Jurassic World was shit.
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>>84134541
Just what the fuck are you trying to imply you fucking retard?
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>>84134599
I do not remember a single thing from it.
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>>84134541
like crocodiles? so quick and not bulky. and tyrannosaurus could run very fast anyway
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>>84134627
>like crocodiles
You mean those things that are slow as fuck out of the water and pose ZERO threat on land unless you're actively fucking with one?
Get lost dumbass.
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>>84134485
2 had my favorite scene though. where the two rexes both grab 1 guy at the same time and rip him in half
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>>84131169
Jack Horner is a hack. He thinks triceratops didn't use horns for defense because he thinks no animal would have a weapon on its face (like a fucking rhino). T. rex was an opportunistic hunter like a lion, it would hunt or scavange depending on situation, this scavenger meme is pushed by dumb gays. Spinosaurs was s giant crocodile basically.

These movies (all of them) were escapist fantasy, faggots should stop acting like they're anything more than that.

Also still better than that shitty 4th one, treverrow is a hack
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>>84134576
yes humans are worthless
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>>84131169
ALAN
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>>84134670
you only said successful hunters, not marathon runners. get lost dumbass
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>>84131169
You sound mad.
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>>84134715
Obviously relative to land was implied. I didn't think anyone would be retarded enough to pull aquatic hunters out of their ass like it's not completely irrelevant to the subject.
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>>84134599
I think I've hated pretty much everything about it bare the escape sequence and the climax. And the tits.
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>>84134485
Lots of tiny things pile on top of each other for maximum autism triggering.
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>>84134773
spinosaurus was an aquatic hunter
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>>84134541
>trex bones fucking all over the place, like one of the most common finds
>obvioisly extremely successful, large populations with millions of years of successful survival, literally takes a fucking meteor to kill them off
>they survived this long doing 1 (ONE) thing

theyre most comparable to like a male lion; they probably preferred to just steal from weaker predators, but you also hve to have some hunting skills if thats not an option, and solo male lions do hunt even if theyre not as good at it as the females since theyre big and bulky and easy to spot because of the mane, you do what you have to and a species as intelligent and successful as the trex had to have had more than just one trick to survive that. Evidence suggests some trexes hunted in packs, where the little ones would go after smaller prey on their own and help with big prey by slowing down the big ones so that the adult trexes can go for a kill with those incredibly powerful jaws. They had big brains, good senses and could easily take down large dinos with some teamwork, like allosaurus but on a bigger scale. Its likely they did a lot of hunting as youth and transition into stealing other's shit and delivering killing blows to large animals with the help of younger trexes so they dont need to expend energy on the endurance battle against a large herbivore.

in conclusion, nobody knows for sure but their success rate suggests they probably did both. Youre right that a large adult probably didnt need to hunt very much at all or if they did then they did so in the way a male lion helps out the females with larger prey, but trexes live a lot of years before their proportions become too much to handle a hunt on their own. Most of their fighting was likely against other trexes.
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>>84134512
>trex
>large power jaws for eating meat
>bites the spinosaurs multiple times in the neck
>spinosaurs shrugs it off

>spinosaurus
>flat mouth for eating fish
>bites the trex once
>trex dead.

The spinosaurs should have wresteled the trex more with it's arms and stabbed it to death.
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>>84134599
Fucking this desu, it and TFA represent the death of cinema.
>inb4 fedora
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>>84134814
>a well thought out and reasonable post
Based anon
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>>84134613
only thing I remember well is the bruuuuutal death of the kids' aide, like wtf that came out of fucking nowhere
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>>84134852
spino broke trexs neck you blind faggot
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>>84134932
with his bite you utter retard.
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>>84134605
how come no Titanis walleri?
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>>84134918
>no blood
>no dismemberment
>brutal
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>>84131169
Would Rex fans still be this mad if it were Giganotosaurus that killed it?
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>Jurassic park
>"Star" dinosaur is from the Cretaceous period.
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>>84134773
>spinosaurus
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>>84135178
blame scientists for making jurassic sound way cooler than cretaceous
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>>84134297
>he doesn't know about terror birds
>he literally knows fuck all about anything
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>>84134541
Lol imagine being this stupid.
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>>84134852
>spinosaurus
>flat mouth for eating fish
>bites the trex once
>trex dead
That scene made a point that it used its arms to properly kill it by breaking his neck. The whole stupid argument really is all about the arms, big arms > small arms.
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>>84134868
>TFA
No one will talk about the new trilogy in a decade, not even to rant about how bad it is.
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>>84135063
But everyone likes Dino Crisis 2.
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anyone have a webm of when the T-Rex bursts through the Spino skeleton in JW
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>>84135212
>>84135178
I tried to explain this to a dumb cunt in my class back in 93 but he wqs such a retard he'd threatened to punch me if I didn't agree that all Dinosaurs are from the Jurassic period. Fuck he wqs retarded.
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Spinosaurus most likely would have difficulty moving with any speed on land, and would pose very little threat to something of T-Rex's size.
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>>84135005
>tfw this shits and Giganotosaurus lived where I am now.
I've seen how violent chickens can be, something this big would be scary as fuck.
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>>84135287
The fight should have gone more like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv6hEuODrLg
With the Spinosaurus using it's arms to claw and stab the T Rex.
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>>84131169
Threads like this are why I still come here.
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>>84134512
>strongest jaw in the entire animal kingdom
>bites spinos neck
>spino don't die

???
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>>84131169
holy fuck they completely fucked up how that animal really looked. see >>84134566
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>>84134382
i remember my christian friend in grade school telling me dinosaur bones were all planted by the devil to mislead us.
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>>84135525
Yep.

Most likely couldn't even move bipedally outside of water.
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>63 posts
>This hasn't been posted yet

Shame.
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>>84135555
He wasn't far from the truth. Dinosaur bones are """discovered""" by rich academic jews (satanic volcano worshipers) to sell us the fantasy that (((steven spielberg))) created, that dinosaurs were giant beasts and that the earth is a bajillion years old based on carbon dating that requires a 500,000 dollar machine tthat only rich academic jews can use. IT's a racket. It's worse than organized crime.
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>>84135515
This is what pisses me off the most.
That fight should have gone on like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv6hEuODrLg
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>>84135604
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>>84135615
Is this post satire or serious.

I can't even tell anymore
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I think we should all take a moment to really take a step back to let the concept sink in that there were LITERAL FUCKING GIANT MONSTERS roaming the earth. Like for realsies.

fucking what
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Spinosaurus would die just from rolling over, that sail on it's back is it's actual spinal bones.
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>>84135675
It's tiresome as well
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>>84135525
it's not really their fault though because at the time the bipedal look was the accepted construction of Spinosaurus

it was only in 2014 that a specimen was found that allowed them to create a more accurate reconstruction
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>>84131169
bye whore
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JP3 was a remake of Aliens.
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>>84135340
>this scene was solely made for angry autists
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>>84135772
guess they got lucky with the first one, being that utah raptor was discovered a year after the film
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>>84131169
>Kills a t-rex
>doesn't eat it just wants man flesh for dinner
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Did anyone here actually get the point of the films?

None of the creatures you see in it are dinosaurs.

None.

They're genetic abominations made from splicing whatever DNA they could find and filling in everything missing with modern creatures. They were only made to resemble dinosaurs, which is why they were smart enough to break out.
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>>84131169
>muh t-rex

A balding fat dude with a rifle could kill your precious t-rex.

Why the shit do you fags care so much?
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>>84135675

Don't like 1/3 Americans believe in creationism?
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>>84136398
Exactly:

"Now what John Hammond and InGen did at Jurassic Park is create genetically engineered theme park monsters, nothing more and nothing less."
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>>84134576
>>oh no, he can talk with raptors!

That's from the third movie you retard
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>>84134297
>binocular vision
>the most powerful bite force in the animal kingdom
>fucking huge
Name one other animal that has ever existed with these traits that was a scavenger
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>>84134512
cannot watch this without suffering a stirring in the loins
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>>84134297
Jack Horner is a hack
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>>84134541
Birds don't kill with their wings(arms) you blathering nincompoop.
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>>84134599
Jurassic World is a weird film. The few elements it introduces that could revitalize the franchise it brutally murders, then it goes full modern shit, and then the movie ends with things from the original movie brutally murdering the embodiment of Jurassic World itself and the Hollywood system as it exists today.
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>>84138417
Like, Jurassic World as a film symbolically realizes it's a fucking abomination and puts itself down.

Above the heads of the general audience, though.
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>>84136459
man i would really love to hunt down that faggot and make him endure a painful, slow torture. I would lock him inside a cage completely naked with an angry, starving pitbull that i had tasered before to just watch the scene from the outside of the cage drinking red wine, Chianti to be precise.
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>>84134670
>You mean those things that are slow as fuck out of the water and pose ZERO threat on land
Crocodilians are very quick in short bursts on land. They've been known to run down people who wander too close to nests and what not. Or, ya know, when their papi calls them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O78CxqRl7NE.
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>>84136398
>Oh, I can see the fleas, mummy, can't you see the fleas?
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>>84134512
>cartoons jump around then turn into expressionless robots for one shot at the end

it's like a DC fight scene in reverse
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>>84138458
>pitbull that i had tasered before
>abusing an animal to punish someone for abusing an animal
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t. rex
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>>84131169
I want a webm of Spino-chan repeatadly punch T-rex in the balls while he can't get up because of his small arms.
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>t-rex
more like t-REKT
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>>84134382
Tell em Eddie
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>>84137138
Vultures, alligator snappers, sharks, bears
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>>84131169
Imagine being Rexy in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Spinosaurus, you fuckin' apex predator, all sexy with your scaly body and horrific crocodylus monster face. I would totally let you snap my spine, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is eat another 6 ton triceratops in his territory. Like seriously imagine having to be Rexy and not only stand in that canopy while Spinosaurus flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her bitemarks and mannish arms, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that roar and neck snap. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's THE NEW T-REX and DAMN, SPINOSAURUS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her prehistoric fucking crocodile face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been eating nothing but a healthy diet of Parasaurolophuses and Galimimuses and later alleged InGen bite victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the jungles in Isla Sorna. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the blood that's breaking out on her crumpled sail from the plane crash as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in her "theropodesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with Jack Horner in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill and eat every single person on the set before the studio security could put you down with tranquilizers, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Rexy. You're not going to lose your future sequel career over this. Just bear it. Hide your severed spine and bear it
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>>84138921

Yeah, that's how dumb those people are.
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>>84140159
http://mangapark.me/manga/the-young-maiden-in-love-is-a-carnivore/s2/c0/21
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>>84135525
>>84135575

I refuse to believe that's correct.
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>>84140334
I remember anons pointing out that this thing was incorrect since they used a juvenile for the legs or something.
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>>84135627

It wouldn't have gone like that. In real life they'd have just roared and displayed at each other until one backed down. There's no way two predators of that size would risk death.
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>>84135178
I'm a dino pleb, what cool dinosaurs ARE from the jurassic period?
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>>84135677
just wait until you learn about the giant trees and bugs that came before the dinosaurs
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>>84140380
This. Or they'd just do a couple of swipes /headbutts until one ran off.
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>>84140380
>There's no way two predators of that size would risk death
Dinosaurs were very stupid. Raptor intelligence is a lie.
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>>84135677
To be honest Earth had a longer history of giant monsters roaming the earth than not. We just happen to live in the age of pussies.
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>>84134541
This has to be bait cause if not im worried about the anon being able to function in the real world.
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>>84140532
That seems to imply they both died together, so only one raptor from a pack of raptors dying during a hunt of something 2-3 times bigger than a raptor seems like a fair trade. They may not have ant-line numbers and can sacrifice their own readily, but its pack definitely ate for a while thanks to its death.
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>The T. Rex was a opportunist not just a scavenger
>The fact that people still debate who'd win
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>>84134512
But hyenas are predators, that also scavenge.
Most predators are also scavengers.
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It's not the spinosaurus that makes the whole movie crappy.

It's the lack of spielberg.
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does anyone have that spinosaurus pepe?
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>>84134773
Why would a scavenger benefit from being so large?
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>>84141106
You have it twisted...
A predator that large would benefit from scavenging.

Do you think a lion turns up it's nose when it finds a carcass?
Do you think a great white won't take a bite out of a floating whale corpse?

Predators fail at capturing prey not often than they succeed. They need to rat when they can.

Hence...scavenging.
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>>84141170
But a creature that only scanvengers would benefit more from being small due to food supply.
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>>84133208
Spinosaurids wouldn't even have feathers, being amphibious and all that.
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>>84141269
Where did he say that T-Rex was only a scavenger?
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>>84134297
The "T. Rex was a scavenger" meme was debunked years ago and is only repeated by casual Dino autists.

>>84134382
>the average Alex Jones listener and Trump supporter
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>>84134382
Actually Dinosaur bones don't exist anymore, all that is left is calcified remains. It's not the bone, it's a material that is left behind.
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>>84140386
Allosaurus, Diliphosaurus, Brachiosaurus, Saurophaganax. The sea reptile shit is kino too.
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>>84135502

These outdated designs for Spino are about as hilarious as those old depictions of dinosaurs that stood up straight with their tails on the ground like a 3rd leg.
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>>84140386
watch BBC's "Walking With Dinosaurs" episodes 2 and 3
pretty cool dinosaurs desu
Episode 2: based Stegosaurus, Allosaurus, Brachiosaurus, Diplodocus and the fuckin Ornitholestes(feathered)
Episode 3(sea creatures): Liopleurodon, Ophtalmosaurus, Cryptoclidus
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>>84135604
Is that a simulation?
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>tfw they have to remake all jurassic park films because of this ground breaking discovery
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