Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the Dragon Reborn
In west Andor born and raised
On the farm was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out herding sheep all cool
Using the waterwood lakes as swimming pools
When a couple of Myrddraal who were up to no good
Started loosing Trollocs in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and Moiraine got scared
She said 'You're moving where it's safe in Tar Valon'
>>84129625
you gonna continue this shitpost?
>>84130533
I whistled for a horse and when it came near
It hadn't had a bath and had a shaggy rear
If anything I could say that this horse was rare
But I thought "Nah forget it, yo Bela to homes."
>>84130533
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became shitposter extraordinaire
In 2012 /pol/ born and raised
On the memeground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, shilling IT'S HAPPENING
Postin some pepes outside of the school
When a couple of channers who were up to no good
Started postin bait in my neighborhood
I posted my OC and /pol/ got scared
They said "You have to go back".