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Congratulations, Disney intern! Now that Lord and Miller have

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Congratulations, Disney intern! Now that Lord and Miller have left "Han Solo: A Star Wars Story", it is now YOUR job to find a replacement to finish shooting and probably handle the massive reshoots we have planned.

Who do you pick?
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>>84127674
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>>84127694
They're making a "Star Wars" movie, not a Star Wars movie.
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The Cohen bros
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>>84127674
Tommy Wiseau

Fuck the Han Solo movie.
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>>84128205
Too bad Leonard died last year.
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>>84127674
coens
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Robert Rodriguez
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>>84127674
Terence Davies.
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>>84128246
This.
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>>84127674
I'd pound Emilia Clarke's fat ass for weeks and not get anything done and be fired
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>>84128565
Underrated
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>>84129255
only real answer
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>>84129255
wasitrape.jpg
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Danny Boyle and Michael Bay as co-directors
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>>84127694
Lucas would never make these stupid anthology films dude. He believed in leaving few questions answered. Lucas would consider it a disservice to the character.
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>>84127674
Me. These movies don't NEED a director, at this point it's just a formality for Disney and idiots like Lord, Miller and Edgar Wright need to catch on that they're not being hired to actually work.

I'll probably never be able to use the credit to negotiate a future project, but at least I'll get paid.
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>>84130596
>. He believed in leaving few questions answered.

the nigga signed off on EU being canon
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Nolan


He can deal with the grandoisity of the series but also make the movie something more than a Disney flick
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>>84130641
Bingo. This is the right answer. The point of being the director of one of these zombie Star Wars flicks is to make it appear as though *someone* directed it.
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>>84130688
>make the movie something more than a Disney flick
Why would they want that? They've hired these guys because they were about to do that, why would the hire someone else to make the same mistake? See >>84130641 and >>84130724.
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>>84129255
Just film that, it'd be better than the Han Solo movie is going to be.
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>>84130757
They've *fired, I meant to say.
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I wish next star wars movie would be more memorable. I mean, sure, Episode VII was a better movie than prequel trilogy but the universe felt really boring. The took some creative risks in direction of rogue one but it was still your generic 201X sci-fi movie #2414193. At least in original trilogy we had some unique character designs and interesting setpieces.

It's the same kind of problem I have with Dark Souls 3. Objectively a better game, but if I would like to replay one of DS games, I would go for Dark Souls 2, just because the world is unique and interesting to revisit. DS3 is just bland cathedrals and grimdark dungeons and shit. Same with Star Wars - Episode VII is not memorable at all, it's just a big rehash, I would much rather have messy nonsense that tried to pull of something new. I don't think Disney would allow that to happen (maybe that's a good thing - not for me though)
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>>84130596
>He believed in leaving few questions answered.
HAHAHAHHAHA.
C3PO - I am your Father. - Darth Vader
Storm Troopers I am your Father - Boba Fett.
Annikinn I'm -hee-hee- your Father! - Sheev
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>>84131029
>At least in prequel trilogy we had some unique character designs and interesting setpieces.
fix
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>>84131029
It seems clear that they're basically just going to be repeating beats from the original trilogy and making sidebar movies with fanfiction premises. The Star Wars universe is now a closed system. Nobody will add anything substantive to what Lucas and his collaborators imagined.
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>>84127694
Fpbp

Close the thread, mod. Problem solved.
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>>84131423
Uhm, not how 4chan works sweetie.
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>>84129255
>mfw didn't know this was a thing until now
in my defense i've never watched game of thrones
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David Fincher if he isn't deep into pre-production on World War Z 2.
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>>84127674
Hell, at this point it'd probably be cheaper and wiser to start completely over and cannibalize scenes from what you currently got
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Why not use the guy who played young han solo in age of adeline
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>>84129273
>if he had directed Return of the Jedi
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>>84127674
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>>84127674
Does anyone with half a brain actually want to see this? Not only is this movie painfully unnessesary and has some shit casting, but wasn't part of what made Han likable was his unknown past? Not to mention being just being a cool rogue he has nothing to offer that is interesting
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>>84133347
Disney shills, most of generation edge and some of generation millennial will.
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>>84133347
It's kind of sad, hoping these movies just let lose into hard-sci-fi fan fiction territory but so far it's just safe zombie star wars
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>>84127674
>movies with 2 directors
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>>84133347
well i mean despite all of that the han solo trilogy was a enjoyable. so yes? just because someone isn't needed doesn't mean it shouldn't be made. a back story of indiana jones wasn't needed but some of the episodes of young indiana jones were pretty decent.
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>>84134221
Han Solo had a backstory though. Is he still an imp pilot that bonds with captive chewy and decides to betray the imps?
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>>84133011
Dune was a hit and miss, how Return of the Jedi would be any good?
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>>84133194
I actually wouldn't mind seeing a original story from a Star Wars universe directed by Sam, just imagine the potential
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>>84133194
>Sam Raimi directing an encounter with Han and the sand people
Jesus Christ
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>>84127674
Ridley Scott and Damon Lindelof because fuck humanity
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>>84128146

I would unironically like to see their version of Star Wars.
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>>84128246

Save him for the Revan movie.
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Whoever did Dredd.
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>>84128246

They sure want the fucker responsible for DC disasters.
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>>84130666
Because even he knew the only stuff that mattered was what's in the movies
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>>84128205
>>84128246
>>84128681
>>84129273
>>84130001
This would be kino
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>>84134500
dear god

that would be amazing
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>>84127674
all these literally who's and Woody Harrelson.
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This film needs a female director.
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>>84129255
A man with taste I see
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>>84133194
We can't have him, now it's a different time in space
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>>84133347

I won't see it at the cinema for sure, but I guess eventually morbid curiosity will get to me and I'll torrent it.

Fuck Disney, they should leave Han Solo alone.
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>>84127694

Oh yes, I so want another video game cutscene the movie.

Fuck off.
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>>84128246
He's certainly available.
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>>84136420
t.jew jew
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>>84134276
han solo's character is about to be butt raped.


Star wars = cancer culture.


Han solo is not part of the empire surely?. what a shitty back story idea.
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>>84130596
lucas was okay with the holiday special being released.
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>>84128246
It would be on par with, or even greater than Empire Strikes Back.
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>>84127674
Spend millions of dollars trying to bring irvin kershner back to life.
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>>84136639
ep5
ep4
ep3
ep1
holiday special
ewoks1
ewoks2
ep2
ep3


the only true canon order that we can all agree on.
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will maz be in this piece of shit flick?
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NWR
I'd also sack the cast, get goose as Han and Mads as the antagonist
Tell him the film can't be less than 4 hours long
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>>84127674
David Lynch. But as he doesn't do it, Paul Verhoven with a promise to use as much gore he wants, but only to have it cut out.
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>>84134290
Lynche's Star Wars would be a similar miss, as the studio would interfere hard. Back in the day Lynch directed Dune, Dine De Laurentiis had to interfere hard when Lynch was using valuable time, rephrasing De Laurentiis here, filming extreme closeup reaction shots of the actors faces, instead of doing anything epic.
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>>84127674
George Miller
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>>84127674
Fuck it, i'll just do it myself. How hard could it be? How much worse could the state of franchise possibly become?
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>>84128246
It would have been kino.
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>>84127674
Based on the casting this looks fucking awful.
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burn star wars burn
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>>84129273
He turned down directing the sequel to Best Wars, why would he say yes now? I mean, watching Chewbacca sweep a cantina floor for 38 minutes would be the definition of Kino, but it will never happen.
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>>84134777
mando wars and revan fall movie/tv show when?

and you fucking better have lots of kreiaarren kae in it
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>>84130666
He may have allowed every cantina patron to get a shit backstory in novels, but he never considered it canon.

Also- why were you in Star Wars, Satan?
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>>84128146
Not a bad choice honestly, they would make a great Star Wars film.
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>>84127674
>Pay Tony Gilroy a million dollars to fix the mess like they did the last time
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