>Hello my dear...

it's you who's out, Gobberg... out of SHEKELS!

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>>84127103

>Listen Peter, it's been so difficult now that your Uncle Ben is gone. I really need you to step it up and be the man of this house, anything you can help me with. Peter, I'm a woman with needs, and your Uncle Ben is gone and I don't know how much more I can take. I need you to take your uncles place in the bedroom

>>84127103
>SLEEEP. Sleeeeeeep... Let us rule the planet, goyim

>>84127103
>Back to SCRIPTURE?!

>Don't worry about your Gramgram, Peter! You can just buy a new one!

>If I flip these pizzas Mr. Aziz is gonna castrate a nigger
I see Rami was a part of the Spiderman video game writing team as well

>>84127103
Was that the actual costume from the movie? How the fuck did they show that on a movie? It looks like some retarded power ranger shit LMAO

>>84127395
It was a different time

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>>84127103

>Now that youve really pissed me off, I'm going to finish of your little whore girlfriend, nice and slow. MJ and I are going to have a hell of a time!

>>84127455
Use "Shiksa" next time instead of "whore"
It's what Jews call goy women

>>84127103

I actually really like this meme.

but some of you guys need to be a little more creative.
Uncle Ben vietnam and uncle ben southern italian are great.

>>84127186
this is good too

>>84127570
>but some of you guys need to be a little more creative.
I don't know, the Gobberg mask is new. At least I haven't seen it yet

I do agree that the Uncle Ben shit is best
>fuck shack

>>84127395
t. underage

what could have been baka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fXAGC_B2Ys

>>84127186
DUDE

>>84127720
That's seriously good, but how does it fit into the story?
Norman actually shapeshifting into the Goblin?

>>84127720
Wow. I see why they decided they could save a shit load of money by just casting Willem and letting his face do the horror.

>>84127720
So good.

>>84127850
I feel like this could easily have been written in as an experiment in psychological warfare based on Norman's love of masks.

>>84128251
>I feel like this could easily have been written in as an experiment in psychological warfare based on Norman's love of masks.
But that undercuts the insanity thing and makes it for a Hulk thing
Like he physically changed to become the Goblin
Him looking the same but being insane is good

>>84127570
Thanks. Leave your email so we can get your approval on each of them before we post from now on. Also kys.

>>84128037
And then covering his perfect face with a fucking mask through every scene with him as the goblin.

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>>84127103

>I was there Peter. On Thursday, April 4, 1968 in Memphis.I was staring down the barrel of a 30-06 with my Remington 760, oh boy was she a bute. Same gun I used in the war.....
Ben takes a swig from his flask
>King was staying in room 306 at the Lorraine Motel in . Oh how I stayed up polishing my rifle. Thinking about the times I had company in the same room I was in then.....Big...dick swinging ladies who pleasured me all night....all night Peter. Well imagine yourself in my situation. Your in a hotel 8, you are past your prime in a hotel where the greatest moments of your life unfolded, you look through the scope of a gun that was meant to end your life and you see a nigger.....In one of the fanciest motels in Tennessee....Boy did Dylan have it right. The times....they are a changing.
Ben takes another swig

>>84128467
top meme lad

>>84127720
>2000 technology

imagine what we can do in 2017, if only someone cared enough to try

>>84129825
There is no appreciable difference in technology between 2017 and 2000s when it comes to motors and shit

Physical technology stagnated around the late 80s

>>84127395
+18

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Someone please post the Mr. Ditkovich copy pasta, gets me every fucking time

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>>84127186
>Like what, Aunt May?
>Like fixing that fucking leak in the en-suite bathroom, and putting in the new skirting boards. What did you think I meant, carnal relations? You disgusting hormonal teenager with your boring haircut and your loud rap music. You make me ashamed to call you my unwanted orphan leech!

>>84128037
Th screams of school children would echo throughout the theater.

>>84130069
>HOW DARE YOU REMOVE MY BURKA!? MY HUSBAND WILL HAVE YOU BEHEADED, SPIDER-MAN!

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DIE INFIDEL!

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>oh, you're sad because a girl at your high-school doesn't like you back? Peter, when I was your age, I left school to bullseye gooks from a helicopter in the middle of some god forsaken jungle. I fried so many slopes, they named a brand of rice after me. Don't tell me you have it hard because you're a pathetic kissless virgin. You can act sad when you have to leave behind the lady-boy you fell in love with and made passionate steamy love to in a collapsing bamboo shack, just like I did. You think I felt good about firebombing his chink village and watching our fuck-hut burn to the ground? We were going to build our lives together there, Peter! You know what? Fuck you. Get the fuck out of my car.

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>green goblin thread
>random picture of Ben
>not starting off the post how it should be?
Back to formula?

>>84130414
You're the one who's out, Gobby, out of the closet!

>>84130591
>Back to Auschwitz!

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>>84130050
>You want door fix, Man of Spiders? Yes, I know these things you do, I learn how to find many secrets in old country. You will not pay rent? This is fair. We will take rent in other ways. When I was in old country, in Bosnia, my friends and I... we do things to women. Terrible things, make them ugly women who will never be loved. Your friends, redhead girl and science girl... they will beg me to stop, as my men and I rain alternating blows of ejaculating and fists upon them. And when they are broken, Man of Spiders, when they are nothing more than shells... you know the rent is paid.

>For this month

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Hi May, I picked up a fruitcake.

He's in my car trunk right now.

>>84130707
Ah yes
Here it is

Got the "They were Italian" pasta?

>>84127395
People didn't take gay comic book movies so seriously back then, you were allowed to have weird costumes

>>84130714
Now I just remembered when he leaves he says "enjoy the fruitcake" and chuckled at the new meaning.

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>>84130578
>I fried so many slopes, they named a brand of rice after me.

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Who'd be writing to you in green ink, the Green Goblin? What poppycock!

>>84127720
ONCE AGAIN studio ADI gets cucked out of the production, just like The Thing 2011

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>Your nose is lookin' a little big there, Brock - and it's not because I'm comparing you to Pinocchio. You fabricated those photos of the holocaust when everyone knows Adolf was disgusted by the condition of Auschwitz

>>84127370
What happened to Raimi to make him so racist?

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>>84127720
Fuck, this is so good. Seen it before but still amazes me.

>>84128467
kekerino

>>84127570
Your constructive criticism is well received anon

>>84127720
No, it's ok, I wasn't going to sleep tonight anyway.

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>>84127103
>>84127186
>>84128467
>>84130578
>>84130707

FUCKING KEK

I want someone to dub the whole movie with these new lines.

we actually make a raimi script

>>84130937
It's very good but it's not for this movie

Shame it wasn't used in the Hobbit or any other movie with god damned fucking orcs and shit

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One thing I've always wondered about the hospital scene in Spider-Man 2 is if the female surgeon screaming that she's pregnant right as Doc Ock's tentacle drags her away was an ad lib by the actress or a line Raimi put in himself. Either way, it really added to the scene's classic Raimi horror feel.

>>84131737
She actually wanted to say "My black baby!" but Raimi cut it out thinking it was too obvious

>>84131737
The line as scripted was "You're pregnant!" but it got lost somewhere in translation as she only spoke Portuguese.

>>84131703
>>84131737
that's a really petty reason to delete your post

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>>84130731
>He was White Peter
>All these years protesting the Civil Rights Act, and one of my own gets me.
>Was I wrong boy?
>Uncle Ben-he-he looked Italian
>Oh Peter, thank you
>[Uncle Ben dies smiling]

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>"You know, Peter, with great power comes great responsibility. Rudyard Kipling called it "White Man's Burden." Myself, I just call it as I see it: the responsibility of the master to discipline the servant."
>Ben looks directly at the camera.
>"The niggers, the spics, the chinks... on The Day of the Rope they shall all swing from the elm. We will have all niggers dead or in chains in the next ten years, and if I'm wrong may God have me shot by a carjacker on this very night. God bless the American Nazi Party."

Powerful, powerful stuff.

>>84132160
holy shit raimi

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>>84132100
Yes there it is

Now all we need is fuckhut to make it complete

>P-Peter... *cough* I-I'm dying Peter....
>All these years spent fighting for white supremacy, only to be *cough* ... cut down by my own volk... *cough*
>No Uncle Ben, don't say that
>Peter, promise me something
>Anything Uncle Ben
>Promise me... you'll tell them it was a Puerto Rican...
>I will Uncle Ben... I will

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>He's just a kid... No older than my wife's son.

Where's the "May I be shot dead in a carjacking this very night if I'm wrong" one?

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>>84132307
>>84132160

>>84132289
Memes aside, that scene was GOAT
Like it took the meme of "superheroes are Jesus stand-ins" and didn't give a shit

And that's not even without Raimi's GOAT directorship and Elfman's GOAT soundtrack

>>84132034
Grammar isn't petty anon.

>>84132322
oops, didn't mean to pic reply

>>84132327
>Elfman's GOAT soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAjVp-7DMNM

literally the best cape movie soundtrack ever

>>84132428
>think of Marvel's soundtracks
>think of Raimi's soundtracks
Clear as fucking day
So fucking good. And it works so much.

Elfman is a bombastic composer. He loves his brass.
There is not a single MCU soundtrack that matches him

Batman theme? Spider-man? Unforgettable

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>Did Edison sleep before he turned on the light? Did Marconi sleep before he turned on the radio? Did Beethoven sleep before he wrote the 5th?

>Did Himmler sleep before he turned on the gas chambers?

>Ah, Rosie, I love this boy!

>>84132560
>>Did Edison sleep before he turned on the light?
Yes, like all humans, he slept at night. Any other dumb questions, Doctor?

>>84132160
The GOAT imo.

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>I offered you friendship and you spat on my face, like if I was some kind of dirty nigger!

WHAT ABOUT MY GENEROUS PROPOSAL? ARE YOU A TOP OR ARE YOU A BOTTOM?

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>>84127103
*blocks your path*

>>84132746
You're the one who's bottom, Gobby! Bottom of the food chain!

THINK ABOUT IT....ZERO!


>hehe, yeah, I got him good

>>84132160
>Ben looks directly at the camera.
There it is, the pinnacle of Raimi-posting, the reason I even come into these threads in the first place, to laugh at it every time.

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>IMAGINE WHAT WE COULD ACCOMPLISH TOGETHER. THE JEWS WE COULD INCINERATE!

Fusing with that Hitler DNA seems like a real bad idea right now.

>>84127103
Hey guys. So I reformatted the script like I said I would. No major changes, just made it easier to read through. I didn't include any expository dialogue, it's all just spoken dialogue throughout the movie from beginning to end. Does /tv/ still want to rewrite the whole movie with Raimiposting?

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CKzf7IQ-Kjr14NwGcWv1JAEaS4oiUvMg52DI0IAk2-o/edit?usp=sharing

HIS TART, OSBOURNE! FIRST WE ATTACK HIS TAAAART!
>Peter finds his dessert ruined by a big poo

>>84133073
Messed up the link

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CKzf7lQ-Kjr14NwGcWv1JAEaS4oiUvMg52DI0lAk2-o/edit?usp=drivesdk

>>84133073
>It doesn't work

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>It's you who's out, Gobby. Out of this country now that Trump is in power!
How did Raimi make such an accurate prediction?
The political climate was fairly different back when this movie came out.

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>Parker...Now I remember you. You're Dr. Connor's student. He tells me you're brilliant. He also tells me you're lazy as a Mexican on siesta.
>Do you know why Mexicans are so lazy Peter? It's from all of the Amerindian admixture in their bloodline. And it's that laziness that allowed the white man to push aside the original inhabitants of this great continent and put up his civilization in place of their's.
>You have to work hard Peter, or one day you too will be left languishing in the history books like the Aztecs of old.

>>84131212
I'll do the bonesaw scene if you give me a script

>>84127720
>>84130937
From some perspectives he looks like he's wearing a yamaka.

>People unironically think TASM 1 is better than Spiderman 3
Spiderman is actually better than most modern superhero movies

>>84133674
Spiderman 3*

>>84133674
No doubt
Spider-man 3 was a wreck
But it was still better than the ASM movies and I'm betting better than the new MCU Spider-man movies

Why? Because it had fucking heart. Raimi fills his movies with legitimate passion and god damned feeling

The creation of Sandman? Fucking legit. Could that happen in an MCU movie?
Nah. That same scene would have him make a swastika or something to make him evil, if it were a MCU movie

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>>84133748
>Nah. That same scene would have him make a swastika or something to make him evil, if it were a MCU movie

>>84133073
yes
and try to make the story still make sense while you're at it

>>84133796
There is no room for grey in the MCU all antagonists kill babies and laugh at murder

>>84133845
Green Goblin is straight up evil in SM1.

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>>84133845

>>84132925
Same my friend. The best.

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>>84132160
>God bless the American Nazi Party

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>IMPRESSIVE... for a nigger!
I still don't understand what Raimi tried to tell us with this

>>84130578
>You think I felt good about firebombing his chink village and watching our fuck-hut burn to the ground?

One of the greatest lines this meme has ever know, whoever wrote this is a genius and is probably getting mad puss on the reg

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.

>>84135033
Replace the 93 year old with a picture of Uncle Ben, otherwise it's perfect.

>>84130837
>Who's this letter from, eh? Issit from your pooftah loveh you've been 'idin' from us all along, huh? Fuckin' 'im undah the stairs eh? Givin' 'im a little gobble of the chode? Ya fuckin' pooftah twat
JK Rowling was fucking insane to include that

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>>84135033
saved

>>84132160
Lost

>>84127103

>You whites need to stop having children in order to save the planet Peter, the ones who fight climate change are the real superheroes
>Since you whites are not having enough children to keep your economies stable we need you to import millions of Muslim immigrants from Africa and the Middle East, they will help "take care" of you when you get old without kids to help you

>>84133896
>muh Sylvania

>>84130591
MORE ZYKLON B

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BACK TO FORMULA

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>Come here. Parker, what do you know about high society?
>Oh... well, I...
>Don't answer that. My society photographer got hit in the head by a polo ball. You're all I got. Big party tonight for an American hero, my wife's son the astronaut.
>Could you pay me in advance?
>[Jameson laughs hysterically for a few seconds]
>You serious? You don't think I see what you're trying to do here, Parker? You think I'm gonna sit here and smile while some fucking kike tries to fuck my mother? It's never gonna happen Parker, fucking forget it, not on my watch, not while I'm in this building. I will fucking cut your Shylock nose off and stick it up your ass before I let that happen. Coming in here and poisoning my workplace with your Jewish, nigger-loving, hippie bullshit. Fuck you! Fuck you! Yeah, walk out, asshole, fucking Kabbalah reading motherfucker. Get the fuck out of my office

I think Raimi might have gone too far in a few places

>>84137623
Is there a canon here about who's jewish and who isn't? Uncle Ben isn't jewish, so why is Peter? The Green Goblin is jewish in the OP, but it was supposed to be a twist at the end after he gets glider'd.

>Now it's six million and one!

How many versions of Raimi's Spider-Man is there?

>>84137709
The radioactive spider was Jewish, hence why Ben gave Peter that monologue. He could sense it.

>>84127103
Wtf Raimi, I don't remember Gobstein having a nose that big?!!

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>Please, Mr. Osborn this is too risky!
>Too risky? We tried to create the perfect human 70 years ago but failed. I will make sure we succeed now.
>B-but sir, we can find some gook from the streets to test it on, no need to use it on yourself.
>A gook? Dear doctor, we're not letting some fucking abomination into our ranks, correct? I will become the trailblazer of this new pure movement, and lead us to a bright future. 40 000 years of living with the unpure, but today it will change, an era of purification is upon us.
>S-sir, If I ma-
>I'm detecting a hint of opposition from you doctor.. Don't tell me they got to you..
>Who got to me?
>The gingerbread men, hot pockets, pinocchios, penny chasers.. They did, didn't they?
>I-I'm not sur-
>I am. Your head, you shaved the top for the hat.
>N-no, you're wron-
>Wrong? What then? Cancer awareness? Oh, I'm aware of a cancer, a cancer that has no place in this world and you will follow.
>Mr. Osborn, no!
>Back to formula.

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>>84133577
>Oy gevalt, mah own gloidah! Don't tell Harry about the life insurance, it belongs to the ADL

Back to baby formula? Why would I drink that?

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>>84130591
UNF UNRGH UNF UNFF??

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>"Now, before we begin, has anyone lost a large role of twenty dollar bills and a rubber band, because we shot the nigger who stole it."

Like, Christ, Raimi. What was even the point of this line?

Why is Mary Jane a nigger now?

>>84128467

KEK KINO

>>84140202
>"the power of the white race... in the palm of my hand."
Why did they make Otto such a white supremacist? It just hurt his relatability as a tragic villain.

>>84140260

Because you're an idiot

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>Ah, yes, so you've finally discovered the secret? That I'm a filthy rotten kike, a miserable hapless Jew born from a long lineage of incest and subversion. I get it, you can do away with me if you like, It's probably what I deserve anyway... or perhaps not, perhaps I can rise above and beyond my predicament, join the ranks of the brave and honorary elite: Bobby Fischer, Ernst Rohm, Emil Maurice, all those courageous enough to say NO to the satanic whispers propagated by their own kind! It's not my decision though, is it? It's yours, Peter, it's yours, Mein, dare I say it... Führer?
Raimi's self-insert was intriguing to say the least, you could taste the burgeoning struggle and distaste with his own Jewish identity.

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>>84130937

>>84133885
But there's actually some scenes where Norman has some inner conflict. That would never happen in MCU

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>Sandman: My daughter was dying, I needed money. I was scared. I told your uncle all I wanted was the car. He said to me "We must secure the existance of our people and a future for white children" I realise now he was just trying to help me. Thanks to your uncle's sacrifice my daughter will grow up to breed many pureblood Aryans for The Cause. It's what he would have wanted.

>Peter: I forgive you

>>84141977
>one extremely brief scene of mild conflict he gets over by the end of the scene, after having been happy murdering loads of people before then
You're trying way too hard.

>>84130578
This one wins every fucking time

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>>84130707
>red hair girl and science girl

I want cookies, with the souls of lost orphans!

>>84142267
Lmao. Man of Spiders trilogy /tv/ edition when

>>84132160
This is the best one so far.

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>>84127103
Christ. I guess when you're a kid you just don't notice these little details

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>>84140435
get out

>>84132327
Spider Man 2 was the best Superman movie that anyone will ever make.

Someone needs to dub a few lines of the film with this shit. Not every line,just like maybe 5 or so. And then spread that copy around online.

>>84142400
The Green Goblin is evil. Norman Osborne is not. A few times throughout the movie Norman struggles with the Green Goblin side of him, but the Green Goblin wins. Name 1 MCU villain with anywhere close to that much depth, and no, it's not Zemos.

>>84133371

Bumping for the pasta of doc ock telling Peter how he raped his wife and that's why they're together now