What was their wedding night like?

>>84124690
half a dozen hobbits jumping on the bed as Sam whispers "Mr F-frodo!" mid climax

>>84124690
Why would they use birth control on their wedding night, you dumb cunt?

They had like 13 kids, so I'm guessing hobbit birth control is non existent.

>>84124751
Did they get a tax relief with every kid they had?

>>84124811
He was BFF's with everyone who ran the Government in the Shire plus became Mayor himself, so he almost certainly avoided tax. Tolkein just didn't want to discuss how corrupt Hobbit government really was.

>>84124732
Well maybe they'd want to put off children until they're a bit more financially capable. It's not always the best idea to rush into major life decisions like children. You don't think Rosie had some kind of primitive sponge or Sam may have used a goat bladder or intestine like the old days?

>>84124690
I assume it doesn't exist because Tolkien was a Catholic. A lot of Catholics do anal rather than use condoms, so probably anal.

>>84124690
It was awkward. Sam couldn't get it up and was asking her if they could do it from behind. Shortly before he eventually came he shouted out Frodo's name.

hey guys, do you think anybody of all ring-bearers managed to bear it on his dick?

>>84125953
https://youtu.be/8Uztj3vp-RI
I think Jack Black got a nasty piercing to accommodate the ring in that way.

>>84126248
last time i saw it i was a little kid, how do you remember such things?

>>84126498
I'm going through some serious nostalgia lately and taking account of my life. I just turned 30 and I'm a bit drunk. So yeah.