Shitposting on /tpg/ Edition
https://pastebin.com/pZgXp6xm
Meanwhile: >>84116318
>>84122070
KEK
>>84122070
Why are these threads so fucking fast?
Rhonda best girl
>>84122116
same 40-60 people shitposting over and over
im one of those
>>84122070
>not using legacy captcha
So it's true, these threads are overrun with newfags.
>>84122147
this, also same
>>84122070
but the kid is on the actual road
All UK fags ITT have to go to Poundland tomorrow.
>>84122154
desu, I find selecting images quicker
>>84122145
Based Rhonda poster.
>>84122184
Based "Based Rhonda poster" poster
>>84122172
"first week of July"
Room service.
This woman walks in your office and beckons you. What do you do? Keep in mind she gets off on making you hold your pee and Darren is eager to get a date with her.
>>84122228
Good catch.
All UK fags ITT have to go to Poundland in the first week of July.
>>84122155
https://youtu.be/ibMcII_kM2M
me three
>>84122263
Why was she flirting with a married retard?
>>84122319
Dougie Jones is irresistible.
>>84122319
Dougie is a true alpha.
Bets for what episode Coop finally drops the Dougie shit?
>>84122265
>make a chocolate bar
>scrape out half of it
>increase the price
b r a v o
>>84122382
18.
>>84122319
That's no retard, that's Dougie "The Cobra" Jones!
>>84122342
>>84122352
Do you think she went back in after and used the very same toilet he just urinated in?
I'm done. The way they escape the federal prison is the most retarded thing i've ever watch in a serie.
>>84122443
If by "used" you mean "rubbed her vagina on his piss drops" then yes, yes I do.
>>84122127
So Andy drives a fucking toaster from the 80s but has a 5k$ rolex?
Woah, bravo Lynch, truly the greatest kinomaker
judy?
>>84122512
Approximately how big of a dick did Dougie Jones have for Naomi to stay with him?
>>84122504
Well, you can't give every character a Mercedes Benz(tm).
>>84122564
Let's just say
HELLLOOOOooooooooOOOOO
>>84122154
Legacy doesn't activate the almonds like this shit.
>>84122504He's corrupt, he's just playing up his stupidity now because nobody would expect him to be an inside man.
What did he mean by this?
What did David's son mean by this?
>>84122504
His son brought it back from his travels
>>84122682
So, that's why that guy was looking for Bing.
>>84122682
NO LOVE DEEP WEB
>>84122707
It was "Billy". subtitles got it wrong. He was Bing.
>>84122741
Bing and Billy. Best bros for life.
>>84122682
>Letting his son get cut.
I thought you were cool, David.
>>84122682
Death Grips confirmed playing at the Roadhouse.
>>84122682
>cut
looks dry af
>>84122812
LYNCHED
Circumcision is superior you pleb. Sex feels much better and its far more aesthetically pleasing.
Leaked screenshot from 3x10
>>84122504
>Lynch is making fun of nostalgiafags by having Andy the dope drive a 30 year old shitbox
>>84122891
No, his son is the one who literally got Lynched.
>get mutilated as a child with consent on your part
I hope it's not too late for CUTE!
>>84122891
Don't tease the smegma-dicks, they have things hard enough as it is
>>84122677
It's crazy how a guy who looks just like him impregnated and married possibly the hottest woman ever. And Harry was with Josie aka best girl wtf shit is weird
>>84123087
which guy
>>84123087
it's not exactly the same, anon.
>>84123112
This fucker
>>84123087
she's not that hot. the twin peaks girls look better
I printed this picture out on a piece of paper and hung it up on my wall as a reminder
>>84122070
best Truman, judy poster, lol, keked meself
>>84123190
kill yourself
>>84123165
What is the relevance of the three poses?
>>84123082
Good goy good goy, worry not, Dr Shecklenberg took good care of you, the ones who got away will never wash their genitals, you'll thank me one day
>>84123226
Ayy lmao
BEST SHOW EVER:DOCTORWHO
>>84123261
more like doctor gay pmsl
>>84122116
Literally because of the memes. There are going to be an infinite amount of them by the time this is over.
>>84122070
This image is a masterpiece desu
>>84123209
>>84123209
Lynch needs to release a high res version of this image. Is he on twitter? Someone needs to tweet at him
Post YFW comes the week with no new episode?
the gap weekend?
countdown to ol' smokey washing off all that black makeup and revealing Piper Laurie underneath
>>84123320
>6 episodes later
>still no mention of what the fuck this was
I guess we'll find out in 25 years
>>84123320
there will never be a week without a new episode.
when did kyle maclachlan's have his shitty plastic surgery? his mouth looks fucking weird now
>>84122564
You don't need a big dick, you just need to occupy space in their head.
>>84123355
The Black Dog runs at night.
imagine...
>>84123426
oh no. i was making a joke about the show never ending but that sucks.
>>84123010
closer to it
>>84123355
Yeah it's a real fuckin puzzle.
>>84123486
kill yourself, dumb fucking frogfaggot
>>84122116
that is one cool kid
>>84123486
>>84123305
just keep building it
>>84123517
sure, he made it a huge circle and ruined the landmark peaks just for funsies I bet.
I don't think so Tim.
SQUEEZE HIS HAND OFF
Windom Earle is inquestionably the best part of season two, simply because what enshrouds the Deleuzian representation of negation in “The Black Lodge” is by nature (W)indom (E)arle. We, the pure ample aspiration, the capital v-Viewer are held fantastically in a grip of pleasure as "solicitude", certainty as “knowingness” and “The Black Lodge” as ontological blockchain/godhead. TMFAP is absolute fact in opposition but the baroque villainy of WE's (and any Lovecraftian) the same sin to die “now” as on the path to Madness. The conditional “It” (DC) creates nothing in response, Earle's own humanity is reflected in his oeuvre of disguise-personalities. (performed) To WE (& the normative Cooper &Briggs) the Implacability of unsure sentiment is Earle’s selfenforcing principle, pleasure--simplicity. In Palmer, the reprised intelligences move towards psychosomatic transgression. WE's sickness is symptom & myth unlike the Palmer daughter his active agent is not important, but “normal” and yet pronouncedly considerable as such, bidding. “We a the, of not can he.” The subject of Earle is in an undiluted terrace viewed viewers become wrote wonders, noting nothing Indian anyhow in the Black Lodge (negation).
Then, there’s Earle, the something coupling with Lodge entities, (call it “force”, of what? of course: illusion. – by since And because of supremacy In ALL perceptions, (rare & cloistered the issue may be) what we then Now view as reality, IS,) [in WE's] subjection a full picture. In an open letter to Kenneth Welsh “Windom Earle” one asks to which if not to want introduction (Mark Frost) gigantic of up wrote run life, (MF) introduction, revelation, dreams, & value system, (MF,MF,DL,MF) ie. AS Windom Earle hAS in the Black Lodge. (the rudimentary transition in S2 of Windom A into form Windom B.) Perhaps to “comfyfags“ will greet these upon death, a paradoxical death for those who existence infects.
>>84123566
delet
>>84123607
Yeah you're right it looks nothing like it.
Are you people legit retarded?
one
one
nine
this would make a legit album cover
Is that Charley Day?
>>84123710
Offscreen crimes of Doppleganger Coop;
>Murdered Major Garland Briggs, beheaded him, and burned his office down
>Raped Audrey Horne while she was in a coma after the bomb at the bank (She had a son, Richard Horne, the guy from the bar who later runs the kid over with his truck)
>Killed the FBI agent in Columbia after Albert gave Jeffries the name
>Raped, beat and abused Diane after going to her house shortly after leaving the lodge, leaving her traumatized
>Tortured, raped, and murdered Annie
>killed a dog and chopped off all its legs (possibly also raped)
>>84123710
Doopie time
>>84122682
>death grips cameo episode confirmed
How does he do it lads?
Laura Palmer?
>>84123802
>Intercut with the end of his scene with his father
There is so much better material to draw from for this. Like a bunch of quick cuts of him shooting the guy/Laura high as hell and laughing/Laura being a cunt in the basement/Bobby breaking down in Jacoby's office.
>>84123733
>didn't rape Briggs nor the unnamed FBI agent
lmao weak
i just made this
kill me
>>84123802
Bobby, may I share a vision with you?
>He was like a cobra!
What did she mean by this?
>>84123908
who's keith?
last image should be 'mbv'
>>84124021
Delete your life
>>84124021
tumblr was a mistake
>>84124021
Is this canon?
>>84124076
its judy
>>84124049
keith is an innocent country boy from MISSOULA
mbv was trash
>>84124095
hullo
>>84123908
>Lynch is making fun of America's "care-free" attitude about nuclear war and terror by leaning back and whistling in front of a mushroom cloud
Better imagery than Dr. Strangelove.
>>84123733
>didn't sodomize Diane with a severed dog leg
c'mon man
>>84123995
She means she doesn't know that cobras are slow.
what did Lynch mean by this?
>>84124119
explained in this one
>>84124095
>mbv was trash
opinion discarded. "Wonder 2" is the logical endpoint for shoegaze. we'll be dissecting it for decades to come.
>>84124021
Go suck somewhere else.
>>84124119
diane?
>>84124149
No he's right, mbv is trash. And this is coming from someone who thinks Loveless is the greatest album ever made
>>84123710
I put the probability or ray being raped at 85%
>>84124021
delete this
>>84123242
In the show whenever Dougie Coop gives a thumbs up he turns 360 degrees.
CUTE
>>84124149
what would you think if it was:
>panel 1: just for a day
>panel 2: souvlaki
>panel 3: blue day
your answer may result in me listening to mbv tonight
>>84124109
He raped Diane 24 years ago. The dog wasn't even born yet!
>>84124247
the dog was from the past and did not got old like Briggs' corpse
>>84124200
reddit tier pun
>>84124188
but mbv made loveless??
>>84124200
superior version of pic related
>>84124309
I mean the album cockboy
>>84124284
HEY ASSHOLE. DON'T BULLY JANE
>>84124200
>>84124284
I also just watched this and I spent the entire scene repeating the words "This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath.
I fucking hated it. I was writhing around on the floor in front of my sofa for the last 30 minutes it was so painful.
>Ayy quirky puns lmao
If you liked it you're in the wrong place
>>84124200
I like this character she's cute
David's lunch
>>84124309
madman lost his damn mind in the west
>>84124188
I think that too but mbv is a masterpiece evolution. The mixing is unreal.
If you don't like mbv you're not really a fan of shoegaze. you're just a fan of nostalgia.
>>84124264
Lynched again. Fuck me.
Diane's finger nails matches the lamp on her room
>>84123908
>THAT N O I S E YOU JUST MADE
>>84124382
I'm a bigger fan than you faggot! Take that back! You and everyone who praised mbv are the real nostalgia cucks
When?
what did she mean here, was the trucker an amputee?
>>84124545
are you being serious?
Can I get a hellooooooooooooooo?
>>84124545
she kept engaging/disengaging the handbrake so she could use her insurance settlement on coke after the wreck.
>>84124584
>>84124284
say that to my face
>>84124616
WE GOT A PHONE HERE
THAT'S GOT A LITTLE RING
>>84122070
Looks like R Lee Ermey
>>84124545
If this is what ''a world of truck drivers'' means, then SIGN ME THE FUCK UP, amirite guise :D
YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!
>>84124656
OOOOH I WANNA TAKE YOU BACK TO MISSOULA
SARAH
LAURA
WHERE'S MY AXE
>>84123731
Thank you for posting this. I've read a ton of recaps and not one mentioned the return of Louise Dombrowski. I thought they made it obvious in this scene, but I guess not.
>>84124696
>I've read a ton of recaps
For what purpose?
>>84124681
I'M HUNGRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>84122319
He was being himself, ladies love that
>>84124743
>3
>>84124696
wat. how in any way does that mean a minor reference is significant.
>>84123710
God Ray's face is masterpiece of smug doucheness.
>>84122812
Burgers are forced to do it, something about showers and laughing
>>84124612
HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!
>>84124760
Are you telling me this isn't the same character? It's uncanny.
>>84124743
*peeing
>>84124807
they also have penis inspection in school, if you're not cut you get suspended or something
>>84123479
Those hands were your balls
I got no life, man
Lynch angers all the normies
With more scenes of Dougie
The dank memes that flow, /tpg/
In the threads that grow
And I'll post Coop
And you'll post Judy
And I'll see you in Missoula that is
In Montanaaaaa
I'll give (You)s in /tpg/
I'll take (You)s in /tpg/
Under the shitposting sea
>>84122154
>not paying to shitpost
>>84123733
/ourguy/ ?
>>84122154
i can select and fap at the same time
>>84124917
That is, excuse me miss, that is one thick bih.
>>84124850
considering she was a young adult when the Horne brothers were kids, and they're in their 70s now, I'm pretty sure her skeleton isn't currently working for the jail.
>>84124351
kek'd
>>84124021
Why the fuck is Cooper so smug?
>>84124345
>I also just watched this and I spent the entire scene repeating the words "This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath.
>I fucking hated it. I was writhing around on the floor in front of my sofa for the last 30 minutes it was so painful.
Haha, this is totally how I cartoonishly imagine the average /tv/ autist perpetually responding to the dreaded quipping, tweeting reddit normie.
>>84124100
Redpilled lodge spirit
>>84124114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuJQSAiODqI
>>84124632
this is legit the funniest moment in the history of film.
nothing makes me laugh harder.
>>84124917
I want to buy a 4chan pass but I don't want gookmoot selling my infos.
>>84124999
kek
>>84124896
nice.
>>84125080
oHH you're nice and wet.
>>84124200
Horrible reddit humor but she's cute somehow, can't place it
>>84122382den of geek, guy?
>>84124294
Needs to be bluer
>>84123607
>take a normal playing card
>already has print on it
>draw a big mark on it to take over the existing print
Hmm I wonder lad
>>84125080
AND HOT
>>84125160
you can draw a diamond shape. he doesn't have a disability. in fact it makes more sense to draw a diamond as a triangular spade is basically half of one.
maybe it's a literal ant.
>>84124874
You get yanked and shanked
>>84124850
Are you kidding?
Seriously, please tell me your kidding.
This level of autism disturbs me.
>>84125080
> "Black guys really are bigger"
>>84125055
This. Also Leo scrubbing the floor.
>>84125331
>THIS IS WHERE WE LIVE, SHELLY
literally the greatest line in the history of lines.
>>84125080
>"so this is why they call it the black lodge"
>>84125080
> Damn crackas be too small and shit
>>84125080
that is, excuse me, damn fine cocky.
>>84124066
why do people post this and then act like theres something wrong with it? is it like the image of the japanese man eating a doughnut that installs a screamer onto your computer when you view it?
>>84124066
TOO SOON
>>84125422
hau nu r u
>>84124896
Very good.
>>84125351
>>84125331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivnd43sgMBk
>washes the floor
>tells Shelly to have a good attitude
God, Leo is such a weird character. It's like he's Shelly's dad rather than her husband.
And I find it hilarious how much more natural he is as a lovable vegetable / Windom's fucboi.
>>84125422
It's too soon, asshole.
You know she's single, anons. Why haven't you messaged her back on Tinder yet?
>>84124066
>>84125457
>>84125501
Well I read a thing that she's fucking DEAD in that picture but I can't find a legitimate sauce.
>>84125585
her name is judy
>>84123705
If i recall, both times she yells 119 it is before someone dies. I wonder if she is black lodge related and means to be calling out 911?
>>84125570
Q T
>>84125570
Because she was average then and ugly now.She was an 8-9 in Vampires, though. But that was her peak.
>>84124632
I laugh every time.
>>84125621
no
she does before dougie goes away
and before getting the plate from her roof
(that was reused footage also)
the other time she was sleeping
sexy tummy
>>84125637
S2 was her twins peak though
>Cooper cucked Windom
>Windom ruined his entire life
Don't fuck with Earle
>>84125558
Prime-Shelly is so hot it's stupid.
>>84125570
There's something about Sheryl Lee that she's not objectively super hot or anything, but she has some kind of vampire charm or something
That fucking look mang
>>84125668
How hard would it really be for the FBI to find some rando in the forest? I mean if the FBI knows he's in the forest somewhere and he's considered so dangerous surely they would've put in more of an effort?
>>84125668
>cooper ends up with a good job and a super qt wife
not so dangerous after all
>>84125668
>it's because of Windom Earle that Cooper ended up trapped in the Black Lodge and lost 25 years of his life and has been reduced to a drooling autismo
>all because of this terrible fucking character who had a hateboner over being cucked
Have we all been Windominated?
>>84125720
Exactly why she was always hotter than Audrey to me, Audrey's way more Hollywood beautiful where Laura could be your neighbor
>>84125727
But he was a master of disguise, anon.
>>84125727
Dude could fucking disguise himself as a horse, how were they supposed to find him?
>>84125749
Maybe >>84123628 isn't just a silly meme after all.
>>84125666
Nice wordplay
>>84125778
>>84125823
Literal fucking mastermind.
>>84125778
>>84125823
Very good points
Cooper fucked his wife! They were partners.
Just because his mind is cold and brilliant like a diamond doesn't mean you get to fuck your partners wife.
Windo had a right to be mad.
>>84122263
Why was she smoothing down her skirt so much? Was it subtle dog-training gestures or does she legitimately have a thing for Dougie?
Is this canon?
>>84125965
is this fyuture? or is this past?
>>84124584
>>84122319
>that eye movement at the end
>>84122319
I think if she was a bigger character, she might have been able to take the queen waifu title from Audrey
>>84125965
>"Would you prefer it if she had no hands at all?"
>"Would she have hooks?"
>*Elaine exasperated * "Do hooks make it more attractive, Jerry?"
>"Kinda cool looking."
Post ep 7 webums plz
>>84126357
Was it Rape?
>>84125834
>>84125858
>>84125823
David Lynch is literally just jealous that some randos at ABC were able to nail that blend of comical soap opera wackiness and unsettling darkness just as well as he did.
>>84126377
why did the extras on the left of the diner change in this scene?
JUST
>>84126425
literally nobody knows
watch shelly
she's like wat
>>84126468
yeah i feel like it was on purpose, especially since shelly was pouring coffee for that guy and he just disappears.
when's he showing up on the show?
>>84126431
RAPE MY SHIT UP SENPAI
>>84126431
Are you upset with him, anon?
>>84126357
not all of the kino because I hit 4chan's retarded video duration limit
>>84126431
Is anyone super confused about Laura's pages? How did Laura know Annie if she came to Twin Peaks after she died? It seems like an important plot point why would they say Laura had a dream about her off-screen?
>>84122485
i think your keyboard is broken.
>>84126716
FIRE WALK WITH ME FAGGOT
>>84126716
FIRE
WALK
WITH
MEEEEEEEEE
>>84123082
its so much better right?
i cut my ears off so i dont have to wash behind them
>>84126691
I can just imagine this is why Lynch and the Showtime execs almost had a falling out.
>David, I read your script, and I got to the part that just said "Cut to the Roadhouse, where we see the janitor sweep for two minutes straight" You're not serious about that, are you?
>David?
>>84126716
Everytime I think the bandwagoners are a meme, I get reminders like this.
>>84126559
semen stains the twin peaks
>>84123209
THA GARMANBOZIAH MAHKE
>>84122485
>systemic and societal corruption is a constant theme throughout the series and Lynch's films
>prisons are notoriously corrupt with officers being as crooked as the inmates
>anon can't gather up enough neurons to make sense of Dopple Coop's escape
How do you manage to continue breathing, anon?
so it's pretty much confirmed Dougie is getting taught how to pound puss later that night, right?
>>84126694
>no yrev
Anyone else finds fucking sad how major Briggs ended up as a beheaded corpse on a morgue?
He was the most geniunely good character second only to Coop maybe
>>84126807
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
D
>>84126811
They aren't /tv/ is filled with faggots who just want to watch what's popular to shitpost / attempt to fit in. I'd bet most of them are Reddit crossposters as well.
>>84126918
"noo dougie noo!, the other hole! the other hole"
''hellooOOOooOO''
>>84126918
He's going to instinctively call out Annie's name.
>>84126937
>He was the most geniunely good character second only to Coop maybe
is Pete the third? Because he never really did anything wrong.
>>84126972
oh annie
oh annie
oh angelo
>>84126386
>I have a story to tell you
was it rape?
>>84126807
How does he get away with this
>>84126937
We found out some pretty sick shit this episode, Briggs being beheaded along with finding out Audrey and Diane got raped by Evil Coop. I wonder how Bobby will react after finding out what actually happened to his father.
>>84126979
>is Pete the third? Because he never really did anything wrong.
theres a fish..
>>84126979
James (always cool)
>>84126979
He cheated an old man out of his two-by-four
>>84126979
Pete had a kind of cheeky side but I'd safely place him third
>>84126431
Looking good there, Coop.
It's very good to see him.
>>84127013
I thought it was made clear in the episode that Pete didn't put the fish in the percolator. A lot of people suspect it was Catherine. Others think it was Andrew playing a joke.
MUMMY
>>84127058
a dollar isn't worth what it used to be
>>84127092
we just dont know.
i think it was in the art life doc lynch explains the story is based on a true story, but it was soap instead of a fish.
>>84127114
YMMMMMMMUM
What's you're favourite new character lads?
For me it's a tie between Boop (if he counts) and Janey-E
>>84127058
Not canon.
What's up, /tpg/.I'm unsure as to which Lynch film to watch next, and I'm looking for some help. Under my belt thus far:
OG Twin Peaks
FWWM
Mulholland Drive
The Art Life
I'm thinking either Inland Empire or Blue Velvet. Thanks for the recs, gang.
>>84126982
Kek now I'm picturing a zooming closeup of post-cum DougieCoop's face while Laura Palmer's Theme plays
>>84127005
because hes the last legit big name director.
god fucking bless you, david. you magnificent bastard.
>>84127205
Janey-E, and Matthew Lillard's character.
119-chan is extremely cute, though. That fukken tummy.
>>84127223
Inland Empire comes last.
>>84127223
Blue Velvet
Wild at Heart
Lost Highway
Eraserhead
The Elephant Man
Inland Empire
Straight Story
In that order. Dune is whatever.
>>84127223
if you have access to all the filmography, why not watch them is order of year?
that way, you can see the progression of motif and any self references in his later work.
>>84127205
I like Frank more than I thought I would.
>>84127271
>>84127273
Inland Empire (close to) last, eh? Just based on chronology?
>>84127223
Watch Rabbits if you really want to jump into the Lynch rabbithole, it's literally his best work
Else watch Blue Velvet or Lost Highway. Leave Inland Empire for last (it's the culmination of his work)
>>84122682
>David's son is an evafag
wow BOB wow
>>84127280
>>84127303
Very fair call out.
>>84127205
I'm not sure if he counts because only one scene but Red is great
>I SAID I LIKED IT
>>84127223
This was discussed last thread
Inland should be last in your Lynch Journey
Blue Velvet now
>>84127303
I'm the 2nd (You)
I just think that Eraserhead and Inland Empire are the least "accessible", so I figured I would mixmatch them with 2 of Lynch's more accessible films. Straight Story is a good closer, in my opinion. There's just some kind of mesmerizing quality about it I can't put my finger on.
>>84127318
Honestly that makes complete sense.
>>84127363
Awesome, thanks for the insight.
>>84127337
>>84127313
Blue Velvet it is.
Thanks for the help, everyone!
>>84126357
kinda hypnotic when looped
>>84127363
Eraserhead was my first Lynch film
I was on a real horror binge and had it reccomended to me
At first confused I became mesmerized by just how unsettling atmosphere he created using the bizzarre
>>84127418
I love how they even gave it the same head shape as MJA. No way it was unintentional. I bet he's fucking pissed.
Is anybody else spooked the fuck out by doppelcooper's pitch black eyes
makes me see where diane was coming from with there something not being "here"
>>84124021
m-more..?
>>84127449
Yeah. It completely deserves all the praise it gets. It's preserved in the National Film Registry at the Library of Congress for a reason.
>>84127527
Yeah, it's the weird little details (that could easily pass as unintentional at first sight) that really unsettle me
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>>84124021
I'd prefer to live in a world in which I've never seen this but now I have to ask, why is Coop bottoming?
>>84127223
>The Art Life
Why the fuck would you watch this if you haven't seen at the very least a majority of his work?
>>84127418
When they peel the skin off the gun and tuck it into the evidence bag, does the other side of the skin look like silver birch bark to anyone else?
>>84127686
p o w e r b o t t o m
>>84127686
'cause he's qt-er. the qt-est in a couple/group should always bottom.
>>84123209
I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord
And I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh Lord
>>84124021
wonder what it feels like, in the ass...
>>84128946
Like pooing in reverse.
>>84129067
i was done up in the vag once. it felt like giving birth in reverse if i'm honest (and believe me, i've birthed 3 kiddos in my time)