How I feel every time I watch BvS again.

>>84118463
autism

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>>84118463
The first 6 minutes of TDKR gets better with every rewatch

>>84118463

Am I the only one who's seen it more then 30 times? I'm not joking. This isn't me trying to be funny. I've seen it more then 30 times. I've watched it on almost a daily basis. Do I have autism?

>>84118463
I agree. It's a fascinating film, lots of visual symbolism in service of its themes. For example, when Bruce is wandering through the smokr in the opening he walks past a horse and a guy dressed like papa Kent, thematically tying the destruction of the Wayne building to Clarke's feelings of guilt illustrated by his father's story about accidentally drowning the horses.

>>84118463
The depressing thing about BvS isn't that it's a misunderstood masterpiece, but that most movies of today are so thoroughly divorced from even the idea of artistic sensibility that a comic book movie that tries to insert genuine moral conundrums and considerations looks like a fucking Kubrick film in comparison.

Decades ago, BvS really would have been a bad movie. Nowadays there isn't much to compare it to from Hollywood though, you have to look for arthouse directors or foreign directors for anything even resembling substance.

I think part of the reason I both loved and hated BvS was that it was a movie that reminded me of movies I've loved, but at the same time it reminded me of how far our standards have fallen for mainstream films, including my own, all in the name of the global marketplace.

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>>84118463
Most I can say is it went from a 4/10 to a 6/10 after I saw the extended cut.

>>84118672

keep rewatching.

On 20th viewing it should click and you shall witness the genius of Snyder

>It's the "Grapes of Wrath" of cinema

>watching it for the fifth time twice

>this has only happened with Kubrick films.
You sound like a massive pleb

>>84118601
It's not autism. I watch BvS once a week and have a 175 IQ.

>>84118672
THIS. Still a subpar movie by any standard.

>>84118463
This is accurate

>>84118463
I actually understood a lot of subtle shit in my 2nd rewatch. Now sure how thats supposed to improve in more rewatchs tho.

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>>84118601
I've only watched it once about a year ago. Still letting it marinate in by heard.

>>84118980
>agreeing with 6/10
>still subpar
>SIX(6) out of TEN (10) is SUB par

I don't agree or disagree with you, but this was just too retarded for me to stay quiet. You ought to kill thyself senpai.

After rewatching, it became a 6.5/10 from a 6/10, but the extended version made it 7/10. It could have been a great movie with some slight changes, but it's still good and the warehouse fight is worth the price of admission IMO.

>>84118463
BvS=shit
BvS fans = self absorbed wannabe elitists

But hey, enjoy the feeling.

fuck marvel too

>>84118463
Multiple viewings should be banned desu desu

It's the biggest fucking pleb filter since The New World by Terrence Malick

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>>84118463
There might be some merit if this movies top billed writer wasn't David S. Goyer. Goyer only got story credits in the Nolan movies while far more talented people got credit for everything that actually mattered.

>>84118463
There is absolutely nothing else like it. It transcends anything that's cane before and Affleck steals every scene.

I tried telling people at the time but too many turkeys were quick to criticise, slow to appreciate.

I watched it again after seeing Wonder Woman.


The movie isn't nearly as bad as people said when it first came out. If only they completley removed the "SAVE MARTHA" line.

>>84118672
I'd say from 6 to 7, but either way, I agree, not really a great movie.

>>84118463
ANOTHER BATMAN THREAD! LOOK EVERYBODY, ISN'T HE THE COOLEST SHITPOSTER AROUND?

>>84118463
gg anon you follow theniceguycast

>>84120125

So should multiple readings of a text. And multiple listening of song.

>watching bvs more than once

just end yourself.

>>84120950
>7/10
>not great
Holy inflated ratings Batman

LIKE WOAAAH BROO

DUDE LIKE BAMHAM IS LIKE TOTALLY BEEFIN SUPPERMIN
LIKE WOAAHHH ZACK SNYDER IS LIKE BROO LISTEN BROO LISTEN LIKE ZACKY POO IS SOOO DEEP LIKE AW MAN SO LIKE BAMGHAM STOPS SUPERDANG WITH A SPEAERR WATTT ISNT THAT CRAY CRAY LIKE THAT SPEAR IS SO GREEN N SHIT BRO

AW DUDE SUPERMAN IS LIKE OH MANN LIKE HES LIKE JESUS WOAHHHH IT ALL MAKES SENSE BRO WHATTTT OH MY GOSH DIDDLY DONGUS
WOAHHH MAN LIKE WONDER WOMANS SOO DEEP MAN AND ZACK IS WOAAAHHH DUDEER WHATTT
ZACK SUCK MY COCK MOMMY AWWWE MAN HOOOOLLY SHIIIT WHAT BVS IS SO KINO GUYS YOU JUST DONT GET ITTY THE SINK BROSSS BAMHAM GOT A SUNK FOR CHRISTMASDD WAYTTTRT FUGGG WATTTTT

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I hated it the first time I watched it. Then /tv/ got flooded with all those theories and image macros and now I can't get enough of it. I honestly don't care much about DC movies unless Snyder is involved

>>84122118
This

>>84122118
kek

>>84122203
I'm getting the feeling Zack will probably be gone after JL 2 or JL 3.

>>84122203
Zack Snyder shouldn't be allowed to write his films. he's a shitty writer

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I like the music they played when Luthor appeared, and the Bruce Wayne parts.

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>>84122203

YA ITZ SO DEEP BRUH

>>84122372
Correct.

>>84122390
Step Brothers was a great movie though.

Is this even an insult?

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>>84122307

Just like his daughter.

>>84122203
>flooded with image macros
All filled with random images that might as well just be compilations of random scenes every 15 minutes.

>>84122372
David S. Goyer is worse.

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>>84122454

You're joking yeah? About not getting the meme?

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>>84118463
If this is true then you have severe fucking autism man.

Prove to me this movie is not total garbage defenders. Show some meaningful images I missed the meaning of. Show me what I missed. I'll give you a chance because to me this movie was a 2/10.

>>84122505
it doesn't matter if goyer is worse, zack is still a shitty writer

>>84122454
It was? I saw it and don't remember anything from it other than the ending. Seeing JCR drumming was entertaining. What else happened in that film worth noting?

>>84122574
christian symbolism n shit

>>84122574
dude greek and norse mythology lmao. it's like poetry, it rhymes.

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>>84118463

there is some great use of themes throughout. Especially Luthors ideology revolving around angels and demons. He does a satanic blood sacrifice to summon doomsday and even calls upon stephenwolfe with the motherbox and he resembles a demon. This idea stems from demons being nothing more than aliens which has been large in western occult for some time. And most recently used in Twin Peaks mythology.

>>84122577
This

>>84122577
Except Goyer was the main writer for both MoS and BvS.

>>84122739
Hack Snyder should have made a movie with originalcharacters than because it ruins these ones.

>Inb4 adurr why should adaptations be based on the characters they're adapting adurrrrrr

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>>84122118
>bamgham
>superdang

I only watch it once a month or so but I have it playing without video in headphones while I'm working (as CEO my $70 million dollar company). This movie is really something else, I'd rate it higher than anything in the action/science fiction genre for sure.

Also: I'm a member of Mensa with a confirmed 180 IQ.

>>84122801
>two shitty writers make a movie
>wonders why its a shit film

wew lad

>>84122899
[Spoiler] uh huh

>>84122921
Snyder doesn't have any writer credits in BvS or MoS.

>>84123067
so he's just a shitty director?
go figure

>>84123096
hes the only director even remotely capable of translating a comic book into a movie

>>84123164
so he's a hack?

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>>84123164
Aaaaaaaahahahahhahahahahhaahhahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>84123197
we're not talking about michael bay sperg.

>>84122574
[Spoiler] they can't

And they won't.

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>>84123238
That's what I would do to if I was stumped by the reality of my shit taste.

>>84122739
>muh types
fuck off

Extended version makes it worse

>>84119495
You let me know where 60% is considered a passing grade and I'll enlist my retard kids in school there ASAP

Of course, they like Batman vs. Superman

>>84122594
Not him, the reason I continue to like it is because it's the only "Will Farrell and friends improv for 90 minutes" movie that actually is better for it because it's about two absurdly inept manchildren doing dumb stuff. It only makes sense to pace it as them bumbling into schemes and adventures with little plot to connect them. I think it's also got an earnestly childlike spirit, no cynicism.

>>84118463
I enjoyed my second viewing because it was the ultimate extended edition, but the film feels shallow or indistinct due to the disjointed plot that doesn't hone in. Don't get me wrong, that shallow feeling is deep compared to Marvel trash. I just don't think the plot of BvS is iconic in any regard, mostly because they flake on the versus component and there isn't a clear resolution to their conflict that the film spent so long building up. Doomsday was a superfluous addition that only killed the momentum of the movie by ruining the whole point of it.

>>84123882
Agreed, it was truly epic and just reinforces how wrong people have been about this from day one. Worse still is that despite knowing it's readily available, they don't binge watch it over a weekend or two and start promoting it.

>>84118463
I had the same reaction anon

>1st watch
"hated it"

>2nd watch
"Its alright i guess, nothing special"

>3rd watch
"This isn't so bad, its actually pretty good"

>4th watch
"Ok, this is fucking great"

>5th watch
KINO

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>>84124120
Look up the definition of "Stockholm Syndrome."

>>84124502
But im not a kidnap victim...

>>84118463
I really hope you lose weight and get a girlfriend, anon. possibly even get laid.

shitposting has consumed you. wishing you all the best in life.

HBO has it on demand. I throw it on whenever there isn't anything else to watch. It's a beautiful movie.

Geoff Johns plus Zach will equal transcendent CapeKïñô
Geoff will keep Zach excesses in check
People say "wonder woman was a marvel movie" even though it's tonally different and doesn't look like a tv commercial
It's still a pretty serious film (for comics)
If Geoff keeps this up then the DCEU will destroy marvel

(Except Joss batgirl will suck. Mother fuckers just give Refn a chance...give him power girl or black canary ...SOMETHING)

>>84118463
I agree.
Insist like it at first, but after multiple viewings of the Ultimate Cut, it got better every time.

>>84125252
Justify Batman explaining his plan of moving Doomsday to the kryptonite spear twice, once to Alfred then to Wonder Woman.

And justify Lois Lane magically knowing the spear was needed.

>>84125505
Kryptonite hurt the only person with super powers. Not a bad guess it could work on doomsday

>>84124965
*upvotes*

;^)

BvS is pure unprecedented kinography. It's too smart for human beings but will become a cult hit once the machines take over.

>>84118463
Agreed. I see it every 4 or 5 months with my dad. He has it saved on the DVR.

>>84126067
I guess shit taste is hereditary

>>84125771
she was never 2 miles of doomsday, she had no reason what so ever to think a kryptonian was responsible for the regular nuclear explosions off in the distance.

>>84126189
sure smells like reddit up in here

>>84126213
She knew it originated from a kryptonian ship...

>>84122118
t. parvelmajeet

You will never fool /tv/ intellectuals with your shilling.

>>84126224
Agreed. Capeshit belongs on /r/movies

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>>84118537
So true

I thought it was just me.

I've watched BvS about 3 times a day since it came out. I don't even have a job.

What's my IQ guys? Seriously. You would know more about this than I do.

>>84126261
she didn't know shit, she never could have seen it. She was never close to it. All she ever could've seen of it were specs and explosions.

>>84126306
Below 90

>>84118463
I'm amazed that while your Downs is somehow increasing that you're still able to use a computer well enough to post here.

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>>84126334
*copy pasting my previous answer*

Lois doesn't need to know that the spear is made of Kryptonite, or that Kyptonite has such a destabilizing effect on Kryptonians, or even that Doomsday is Kryptonian in origin.

From her perspective, she has seen Batman wield a weapon destructive enough to almost kill Superman: the most powerful being humanity has, thus far, ever encountered. All she knows is that it is a weapon of great power, and that's all that's relevant to her.

>>84126334
Just stop with your headcanon. I bet you didn't catch the blatant (for intellectuals) exposition about it.

>>84126403
and then she saw it was inert in the presence of anyone other than superman

>>84126406
>(for intellectuals)
I really hope you're being ironic

>>84126476
all bvs praise is ironic

or shilling

>>84126403
the only workable motivation for lois to get the spear is her thinking superman has, for whatever reason, gone berserk.

The problem is the movie completely fails to make any legitimate case for superman being a remote threat to anyone.

So that means all that remains is lois is telepathic.

>>84126442
In the presence of lois? I dont think thats enough to disregard a weapon that was (in her eyes) about to punch a hole into superman

>>84126554
That doesnt make any sense. She doesn't know the effects of kryptonite or its effects on superman or the spears purpose

>>84126582
It does, on the other hand, make a strong case for the idea it is only effective or threatening against superman.

>>84126627
the assumption shills are working from is she sees it cut his cheek and weaken him.

Or she knows this because shes psychic.

>>84126628
So she sees superman about to get impaled by the spear and the most logical conclusion would be "its only effective against superman" seems farfetched to me

>>84126681
The fact it does nothing to her and she has no problems carrying it or attempting to dispose of it is what would make a strong case that the weapon is only effective against superman.

>>84126654
She doesn't see batman cut superman iirc...

She jumps in when batman goes martha crazy

>>84126713
Hence the reason people are just saying lois is goddamn psychic in BvS

I've watched it twice, I don't know wtf you're on about but if any of you are serious you better start linking a blog or pastebin.

>>84126703
she sees batman threaten a living god with it anon...

>>84126751
and then she picks it up, watches all energy fade from it, and carries it to a conveniently placed well with stairs leading down into the water.

>>84126740
Im lost here anon... why are people saying lois is psychic?

>>84126809
otherwise inexplicable knowledge

>>84126781
Yeah, if it can kill superman why wouldn't she get rid of it?

>>84126833
>inexplicable knowledge
Of what? Of supermans weakness to kryptonite?

>>84126893
that doomsday exists at all, for one

>>84126931
She doesn't know doomsday exists. She knows that the kryptonian ship is live and something is happening but thats all.

Its a fair summation to think zod is back

>>84126442
"anyone else" includes humans without super powers.
this is a really pathetic nit pick. No offense. maybe try something better?? The movie has other problems besides this one which is pretty obvious to someone who watched the movie.

>>84127036
there are better movies to shill faggot bvs is just a shitshow. period.

I watched it 3 or 4 times and each time it gets worse. The plot on the first hour of the movie is so stupid. Lex Luthor is the definition of cringe. Batman's plan to kill Superman is idiotic. Lex Luthor getting access to the ship was totally unrealistic and completely ridiculous how he made the Doomsday. Despite all interesting symbolism the movie has it is really a stupid plot that tries really hard to resemble intelligence and ends up being just not good. It's sad but every time I watch I think lower of Snyder.

>>84127036
>oh shit I can't argue away something

>better call it a nitpick and make it seem petty!!

lois going to retrieve the spear from where she tried to dump it is the only reason any other character knew where to find it. Her entire contribution to that sequence, from martha onward, hell, for the entire movie, apart from being a cocksock for superman, could've just been cut without affecting the movie at all. But shes in it, and we have to explain how she knows to do things without any apparent source of knowledge.

>>84126781
>carries it to a conveniently placed well with stairs leading down into the water.

LMAO! at least watch the movie before you critique it anon

>>84120129
If The New World is my favorite kino, would I enjoy a rewatch of BvS? First time I saw it was in the theater with my dad, and I was concerned the whole time about having brought my dad to see something so divorced from his favorite Batmen, Adam West and Michael Keaton

>>84127145
tbf, when has lois lane been anything other than superfluous

>>84127311
well, BvS is nothing but a series failures to recognize opportunities.

>>84127311
Her purpose is to discover evil plans and get rescued by Superman.

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>>84127431
>ywn be lois lane

;_;

>>84127145
I dont see what the problem is
she was in the area
the film shows her witness the explosion of superman throwing doomsday into fueltanks
she didnt know what was going on at this point, she just saw her boyfriend, who was remorsefull over needing to kill zod, toss something human shaped but 4 times the size into a massive fireball.
"why would he do that", she asks herself, half turning from the carnage, "something must be wrong", a deafening, unearthly roar comes from the fireball and she starts running towards the only weapon she has ever seen injure a god.

and this is assuming she didnt see or hear any of the other crazy shit that happened from the time the batwing crashed, or see the explosion onto of lexcorp, or the nuke

>>84127884
dude, she was too far away to see anything but the fireballs, from the movie's own establishing shots. She was never within miles of doomsday.

also where the fuck did you get the rest of that headcanon

>>84127924
from my head, thats just me trying to show that you dont need to assume psychic power to explain her motivations
im just saying she has witnessed a battle of the gods before, we disagree on how much she would have been able to see or hear from that one establishing shot, but are you really going to argue that psychic is more likely?

>>84128075
well, at least you admit its headcanon

>>84120658

Terrio's influence is much more prevalent.

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>>84118601
>>84118738
>>84118959
>>84122899
>>84124120
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>>84127127
>watching a movie 5-20 times
reminder part of the requirement of realizing how great BvS is that you have literall autism

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>>84128189
i embelished on her inner dialogue obviously, and iv made some assumptions as to what she could have seen, i find these assumptions reasonable, debate them if you disagree.
You have yet to respond to the content of my post. it makes your point look weak dude...
also, does the explosion in pic related really look miles away?

Honestly the only good "theory" is the Moby Dick one. Genuinely makes the movie more interesting

>>84118463
Watch "batman superman world's finest" every time in between, and BvS would always seem like shit it is.

>>84128991
people are calling the movie a failure because it requires these types of leaps of logic in order to create a functional narrative, because there isn't a functional narrative present as the movie exists.

Filling in plotholes with headcanon doesn't make you smart, it makes you a sucker willing to swallow bad writing and ask for seconds.

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>>84129521
>leaps of logic

really anon... i mean really?

>>84129761
Yes. Attempting to claim to know the mind of a complete non-entity of a character, which is all characters as they are portrayed in BvS, is a leap of logic.

>>84129521
I started arguing with you because you made the leap of logic that lois must be psychic

I disagreed with you, and presented my argument. you still havent addressed my points, you just keep saying headcannon, you havent even said which parts are headcannon. that last pic is lois seeing the fire after the explosion and the scene i took it from shows her reacting to doomsday screaming.

the sum of my points are this
>She witnessed a battle between kryptonians before
>She was close enough to infer that something similiar was happening here (evidenced by previous pic, otherworldly screaming, nukes in the upper atmosphere, explosions high above metropolis)
>She witnessed the spear having injured her impervious boyfriend
>She put two and two together and thought this magic spear might be helpfull (lois may have been useless in previous versions of superman, but aside from not recognising clark with his glasses on, she has never been stupid)

so with these 4 points I present to you why she need not be psychic to go get the spear. Now its your turn, you can either A) present your points like a grown ass person and we can have a discussion, B) continue to spout memes like a third world child or C) try to squirm away from your previous assertion and change the topic

its upto you, but i wont reply unless its A

>>84130275
your points are based in headcanon

there, I have addressed your points, again, as much as they warrant.

>>84118463
True story
I've been trying to watch Batman vs. Superman ever since it's been spammed here on this board

I'm on day 5 now, I can't seem to marathon it.
Last place I left off was when Batman beats up Superman and Louis Lane comes to the rescue

I think today will be the last installment

>>84130366
B)