>Loud motorbike drives passed window

>>84117046
>passed

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>>84117046

I live near a council estate

every 10min its either a moped motorbike or someone blasting informer by snow or just some random bass sounds

I hope brexit hurts their bennies

>want to see the new transformers
>send clemens to the sailors guild with a sack of gold and letter requesting a cabin in one of the ships
>set sail for kino island a week later
>halfway across the great crab sea we are attacked by pirates
>clemens tries to protect me but the pirates capture him and make him walk the plank
>clemens is a moor so he sinks to the watery depths pretty quick
>turns out to be a marketing stunt, and they steal my transformers ticket and replace it for one for the new pirates of the caribbean
>sail away from the pirates, but we get lost because the navigation officer got bludgeoned to death in the attack
>put down anchor at a small island to ask the natives for directions
>turns out the island only has two people on it
>one guy covered in hair who you can't tell his ass from his face, and one guy chained up who has one eyes like a red grape
>guy chained up calls himself "the deceiver" and asks if Muhammad has spread his message yet
>I say that he has, and the deceiver winks and says his time will come soon
>they don't know where kino island is tho so we set sail for the horizon again
>we notice a bunch of crabs floating on the water who have no legs
>follow the trail and get to the island
>the customs officer at the dock needs to see my family seal and inspect my penis
>sees my giant erect penis and him and his friends laugh and call me "Priapus"
>it's a medical condition and it's very painful :(
>they let me though, but they keep nudging each other and making donkey noises
>get to the theatre and get comfy on the stone benches
>Eturians actors take to the stage and perform the movie
>someone lets their eagle fly around unsupervised
>it drops a turtle on the head of the lead actor

I only got to see the first half since the actor died, but it was okay. Shame I didn't get to see transformers though.

>>84117128

>live near

M8 you live in the council estate, fucking chav. Bet you use talk talk broadband too.