Why did crabbe turn black?

>>84114834
>http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Blaise_Zabini

we wuz slytherin n shiet

>>84114834
Dark magic

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oi bruv we up in one of dem most thugged-out borin franchise up in history. Fo real each episode followin tha pimp wizzle n' his thugged-out lil' hommies from Hogwarts Academy as they fight different shitty muthafuckas has been indistinguishable from tha others fo realz. Aside from tha fucked up porno, tha series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement n' ineffectizzle use of effects, all ta make magic unmagical, ta make action seem busted

Maybe tha take a dirtnap was busted when Rowlin didn't want no Spielberg directin tha series; she made shizzle tha series would never be trippin fo a work of art dat meant anythang ta anybody; just cross-promotion ta make loadz of chedda fo' her books. Da Harry Potta series might be anti-christian (or not) yo, but it’s certainly tha anti-Jizzy Bond series cuz it don't accept wonder, beauty n' excitement. No one wants ta accept tha real deal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack

>a-at least tha books was phat though
*skepta starts playin*
Da freestylin is dreadful; tha book was shitty fo' realz. As I read, I noticed dat every last muthafuckin time a cold-ass lil characta went fo' a strutt, tha lyricist freestyled instead dat tha characta "stretched his fuckin legs"

I fuckin started markin on tha back of a envelope every last muthafuckin time dat phrase was repeated. This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. I stopped only afta I had marked tha envelope nuff muthafuckin dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowlingz mind is so governed by cliches n' dead metaphors dat dat freaky freaky biatch has no other steez of writing. Lata I read a white-ass, gangbangin review of Potta by tha same Stephen Mackdaddy yo. Dude freestyled suttin' ta tha effect of, "If these lil playas is readin Harry Potta at 11 or 12, then when they git olda they will go on ta read Stephen Mackdaddy." And da thug was like right yo. Dude was not bein ironic. When you read "Larry Potsmoker" yo ass is, up in fact, trained ta read Stephen Mackdaddy

>>84114956
Based nigga postr

>>84114904
Came here to post this low hanging fruit. /thread

>>84114834
Original Crabbe actor had to take a break from being a criminal both on and off screen due to incarceration so they had to replace him

>who could we cast to replace a criminal?
boom, black guy

>>84114834
More importantly why is he holding their hands in such a gay manner?

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>>84114834
That's not Crabbe. Pretty sure the actor who played Crabbe got caught nicking shit in the London riots lol. (big surprise)

>>84116066
It's a British boarding school and the Girls dorm has spells that stop boys being able to enter.

>>84116200
>big surprise

Quite right seeing as how 90% of the rioters were niggers.

>>84117061
The occasional rich twat always jumps aboard, look at David Gilmours spawn swinging off the Cenotaph during the student riots.

>>84114956
This is the best one yet

>>84115063
>not realizing hes a chav not a nigger.

how are you this fucking stupid while also having internet access