>next up: My 12 year old son and his struggle to score

there should be a virgin movie where instead of the protagonist going through a series of wacky events or a road trip to get laid, he just stews angrily in his room for days, not showering and jerking off every 45 minutes and making no actual effort to talk to women. the last scene should be him shooting up a shopping mall or something then killing himself.

>>84115045
I don't know if that would make a very interesting movie.

>20 and still haven't wanked: the movie

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>>84115091
why not? i've seen movies that take place in one setting for most of the film. it could sorta be like pic related.

>6th grade and still scared of anal - the movie

>>84115045
this would be great. market it the way spring breakers was where it looks like your typical "virgin teen comedy" but instead it is something much more sinister.

We have this thread everyday you fucking spergs.

>>84114828
>I base my perception of reality on movies

Sex sells

"10 years old and still cisgender"
"The last christian in my block"
"My three days as UK resident without terrorist attack"

>>84115417
ONE COUNTRY DOES THE UNTHINKABLE... ONE WEEK WITHOUT A VAN ATTACK

>>84115045
>Directed by Sam Raimi

It's been 27, maybe 28 days since I had sex.
Help me, bros, before I lost it.

>>84115529
>tfw haven't had sex with my girl in a week

>>84115529
You know you technically become a virgin again if you go a full month without sex?

>>84115045

honestly. a taxi driver esq movie in modern days with a lot of internet exposure cuck shit and sjw fucking nonsense trump shit and black lives matter on the news along side isis terror attacks and immigration and everything just boiling up inside some semi autistic virgin until he goes postal could be a great film for showing modern society.