>wahhh daddy was mean me and society stinks :(

society does stink tho

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Let's pretend his passion was Nascar driving...

Christopher McCandless sets off, from California in an old car he rebuilt himself (he replaced the fenders and painted it), on a trip to the Daytona 500. He only gets across the state line when he runs out of fuel because he forgot to fill it up. Instead of simply walking to the nearest gas station or flagging down help he decides to push his car over an embankment and set it on fire. He then proceeds to walk on foot to the nearest car lot (which happens to be in Mexico for some reason, mostly because he burned up his map in the car and he's been taking backroads.) He finds an old bicycle in a garbage dump and uses that.

He finally gets to the car lot and buys a fixer-upper for $50. Before leaving the car lot he has to change a tire, which he replaces with the solid rubber donut. He buys fuel and heads off to the Daytona 500 again. Only he's heading deeper into Mexico and eventually ends up broken down in front of, "Autodromo Internacional de la Jolla" due to no water in the radiator. The engine block has seized up. Luckily, there's a race about to start. Christopher...er "Alexander Superspeeder", who changed his name, pays the $125 entry fee for the race.

Unfortunately, Alexander Superspeeder doesn't have a race car. He does however have an old bicycle still. He uses the bicycle to race. He makes it only 3 laps before he is too tired to steer straight and veers off into a race car and is killed.

Some Jew picks up his story and writes a book about his life and how he followed his dreams. Another Jew makes a movie about it. Armchair racers around the world adore him.

The End.

>>84111977
yea the patriarcy :(

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>In to the Wild
>man is mentally ill
>man shuns society, gives his money away, burns the rest of his money, identification, credit cards, gets his vehicle caught in a flash flood, becomes a filthy vagrant hitchhiker, changes his name to "Alexander Supertramp", kayaks to Mexico illegally, loses kayak in a dust storm, goes to California, shuns civilization again,
>man goes innawoods in Alaska and lives in an abandoned bus for 4 months, and was most likely the person that vandalized the supplies of food caches (he was a really stupid, mentally ill person after all, who wanted to destroy everything he had available to him from civilization)
>man dies from equal amounts of stupidity, ignorance, and starvation (and from being injured)
>enterprising Jewish author decides to write a book about it to make money from someone else's tragedy
>another enterprising Jewish guy decides more money can be made from the mentally ill innawoods guy and decides to make movie about it

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Into_the_Wild_%28film%29
Budget $15 million[2]
Box office $56,255,142[3]
8 awards

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>>84111988

>>84111988
imagine being this much of a autist that you have to make a 3 paragraph analogy to nascar to comprehend such a simple concept of a film

the guy felt unsatisfied with his life so he let go of his material possessions to try and find a purpose in life. its literally that fucking simple you sperglord

>>84112030
in all fairness, krakauer has since reviewed his own original outside article and book by saying that mccandless was an idiot. then again krakauer was one of the fuckers in the '96 everest fuck up.

He gives his money away but he's too good to give me his last bit of change?

>>84112177
>hen again krakauer was one of the fuckers in the '96 everest fuck up.

Yes, completely his fault.

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Reminder that McCandless wasn't even in the "wild" at all. He was an afternoon's hike from a town. There was were hundreds of miles of uninhabited Alaskan wilderness at his back but he never made it any further than the very edge of Denali National Park. The dumb fuck literally could have lit a large signal fire and the local fire department and park ranger service would have rescued him in a matter of hours. It's actually incredible that he managed to get himself killed out there. Even that mentally ill faggot from the bear documentary was more in the wild than Chris, and that's disregarding you know the fucking bears and shit.

>>84112156
>newfag trips over stale copy pasta

>>84112342
If he had any balls he'd have gone to Africa and live in the jungle or to some South American shithole away from any type of civilization. But he was a retard desperate for attention

>>84112156
nah. plenty of people do this without being total incompetent , mediocre deeply foolish who end up suffering needlessly and dying out of some ignorant, naive take on romanticism . he died next to a high way... he was not deep into the wild! what a retard.

>Gallien repeatedly tried to persuade McCandless to defer the trip, at one point offering to detour to Anchorage, and buy him suitable equipment and supplies. However, McCandless ignored Gallien's persistent warnings and refused his offers of assistance (though McCandless did accept a pair of Wellington boots, two sandwiches, and a packet of corn chips from Gallien). Gallien dropped McCandless off believing McCandless would head back towards the highway within a few days as hunger set in.

>In 2013, a new hypothesis was proposed. Ronald Hamilton, a retired bookbinder at the Indiana University of Pennsylvania and published author,[5] suggested a link between the symptoms described by McCandless and the poisoning of Jewish prisoners in the Nazi concentration camp in Vapniarca

It never ends