Spider-Man: Homecoming

>>84111644
>suck
Even if it's mediocre it'll still be better than AS1, AS2, and S3.

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>>84111691
Wrong. This is going to be the worst Spider-Man movie ever made and you know it.

>>84111691
>S3

Kys faggot.

>>84111731
This anon is correct.

Homecoming should be called cocksucking, cuz it will suck cock.

>>84111644
It's going to suck exactly as much as /tv/ predicted Wonder Woman would.

>>84111731
>those disgusting things on the right

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>>84111731
Here's an official picture of the cast of the ones from the high school. Apparently Angry Rice only has a tiny role as Betty Brant (not Gwen Stacy for some odd reason) and Zendaya is supposed to be the half black daughter of Michael Keaton. Also, of course... the smallest one is Flash Thompson.

>>84111644
This is the first Marvel movie that actually looks genuinely bad and I think it's going to severely underperform at the box office.

>>84111808
So it's just going to be mediocre and passable?

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>>84111819
>Also, of course... the smallest one is Flash Thompson.
I would laugh if I weren't already crying.

>>84111808
ww does suck, only thing worthwhile is pines acting.
how does doing well at the box office mean anything when the avengers is a billion dollar flick?

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>>84111819
JFC

>>84111819
The 59% States of America

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>>84111731
>>84111819
The fat Asian. This is his character in the comics. Literally all of these minority actors are playing white characters despite the fact that Spider-Man has plenty of minority supporting characters in the comics.

>>84111644
>voice like Justin Bieber
>costume has fucking Siri and lights up
Yeah. This is the worst Spider-Man movie to date.

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>>84111644
ugh those basketball commercials are so cringe

I want spidergirl in a plug suit

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>>84111872
This is all so horrifying, Jesus motherfucking Christ

>>84111644
Your dubs confirm

>>84111819

Do they think a group of friends like that actually exists?

>DJ Khaled
LEL I remember watching his piece of shit Coachella shit on /mu/. Good times

>>84111819
Betty Brant looks like a perfect Gwen
Ned Leeds looks like a perfect Ganke

I don't fucking get it. Now everyone watching this will be confused that it's not Gwen initially and when Ganke is eventually introduced average audiences will think he's a Ned rip-off

How about you just don't fucking see it?
Is it that hard?

>>84112547
they're all not actually friends in the movie, this is just a cast photo

>>84111644
>Marvel movie
>sucking

Wow, what else is new. Why haven't we burned this trash studio to the ground so we can just keep getting only DCKino?

>>84111644
Things that suck about this movie
>completely cgi costume makes it look like a cartoon
>Peter is a high school student, again
>too much iron man.
>trailer leaked the entire plot anyway

Why see it at all?

>>84112901
>trailer leaked the entire plot anyway
To be fair, this seems like basically every movie trailer these days, capeshit or not.

it will not suck and here is why

1: likeable actor is playing Spiderman
2: cosy school setting
3: Iron Man
4: Vulture

>>84112547
the fatty is the more realistic friend of the group to be honest

>>84112901
1. yes
2. no
3. retard
4. yes

>>84111808
so it'll be shit but make money anyway

>>84113165
>2. No
High school is a shitty setting for Spider-Man. Too much "how is Peter going to stop Vulture AND make it to the big dance?!?" His best stories were always when he was a college student /photographer.

>3. Retard
Even if Tony is only in it for what we see in the preview, it's too much. He undermines Peter's character and intelligence.

>>84113063
>Vulture
Michael Keaton's Vulture is going to be nothing like the comics version. He's going to be a career criminal with a grudge against Stark who builds something to fuck shit up and get revenge. So, basically just any other Marvel villain.

>>84111644
>dj khaled
fucking nigger music ruin everything

>>84111909
They actually said Ned is an OC whose last name is never stated. People assumed he was Ned Leeds and while nothing disproves that in the movie he wasn't created with Leeds in mind.

>>84113457
>He's going to be a career criminal with a grudge against Stark who builds something to fuck shit up and get revenge

All of this is wrong.

>>84113457
If you want to lie at least make it more convincing.

>>84111644
>Iron Man 4: The Iron Spider
It's a played out joke but when it's this fucking accurate... ah well, we've always got Raimi's trilogy

HOW ARE PEOPLE NOT TIRED OF TONY STARK

Holy shit he's more overexposed than Batman at this point. RDJ is charismatic as fuck, but not this charismatic

>>84111644
DISNEY XD

>>84111854
First guy looks like a 30 year old man.
Second guy looks like an actual high school chad.

Maybe the Amazing movies were better....

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>>84111819
>Apparently Angry Rice only has a tiny role as Betty Brant (not Gwen Stacy for some odd reason
D R O P P E D

>>84111819
>that tiny man will play agent venom
why

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>>84111644
Holy shit those commercials were pure cape-kino.

even marvel can't beat that SONY shit stink

>>84114306
>Marvel
>anything-kino

Spotted the shill

>>84111872
>>84112063
to be fair capeshit or not capeshit NY and LA are non-whites cities. It really makes sense that classmates look like that.

>>84111644
i thought dj khaled was just a meme

>>84111819
>we need muh diversity
>every non-white is an uggo
What did Hollywood mean by this?

why is that guy playing flash thompson it doesn't make any fucking sense

>>84111731
>that thing
>Flash Thompson
>school bully
no

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>>84111819
>The black chick between Jabba the hutt and pajeet will never slip her big toe down your throat

>>84117158
>>84117401
At least it's one less EVIL WHITE GUY

>>84117401
dude diversity is our strength

>>84111731
Can someone photoshop trumps wall between them?

>>84111961
>part of spidey's arc is ditching the tech suit
I don't really see an issue here.

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Keaton will save it.

>>84119639
>keaton
>keatno
>keano
I believe.

>>84111819
2 whites, 2 browns and 2 niggers, it's well balanced

>>84119639
Does everyone realize that SM: H is the sequel to Birdman where we find out Keaton actually was able to fly when he jumped out the window?