ITT we come up with Mr. Bean episode plots

>>84110850
Mr. Bean accidentally causes 9/11

Mr. Bean walks through an average british town and gets run over by a truck of peace.

Mr. Bean discovers the pleasures of his own butthole

Mr. Bean votes for the wrong option in the Brexit referendum and desperately tries to get it back from the ballot box before the votes are counted

>>84111001
i would unironically watch and enjoy this

this doesn't seem like a great thread premise
you're probably just gonna get memes (>>84110872, and >>84110909) or shitty jokes, and Bean was kind of set up to have really simple plots with ridiculous follow through

here's some modern Bean ideas though

Bean tries to set up some IKEA flat pack, can't figure out instructions, starts gluing it, ends up constructing the shelves around himself and getting trapped in it

Bean tries to sign up to facebook, accidentally does a dating website and somehow has a big fat lady on the way to his house or something

>>84110850
Mr Bean is finally diagnosed as high functioning autistic.

Mr. Bean peaks through the glory hole and discovers it was a man sucking his dick the whole time

>>84111040
stop posting and kill yourself

>>84110850
Rowan "Hang every Christian" Atkinson

>>84111062
and then he does that thing where strains his nose and shakes his head

>>84110850
Mr Bean wonders into a mosque, slowly desecrating it as he tries simply to find the bathroom.

Mr Bean takes a ride on a London double-decker bus and packs his lunch to 'prepare'. He accidentally drops some ingredients into an old lady's bag and he tries to get them out without being noticed.
B-plot: Mr Bean finds it difficult to stay warm in his house, so he goes to extreme lengths to try and stay warm. His girlfriend knocks on the door at the end of the episode and she screams in fright at Mr Bean in all his layers and strange methods of keeping himself warm.

Mr. Bean goes out for business and rans into vito in a gay bar in New York

>>84111184
>Even Mr. Bean has a gf

>>84111236
Just be yourself, anon.

bean get ipad

>>84110850
Mr. Bean is walking home with his groceries and accidentally wanders into a triathlon. The crowd and coaches yell for him to keep going so he doesn't know what to do and keeps running.

Mr. Bean visits the Middle East for sightseeing and unwittingly becomes an ISIS member. His own stupidity gets his fellow ISIS members killed while he walks away unharmed.

>>84111202
Vito wants to take Mr. Bean to a ball game after being caught blowing a security guard

>>84111278
winner

Mr. Bean tries to hire a prostitute so he can use the carpool lane, but that prostitute turns out to be Larry David.

Mr. Bean visits the set of the Truman show

>>84111320
I unironically want this episode

Mr. Bean attends his own funeral

Mr. Bean's gf has a black baby and he raises him as his own child

>>84111202
What was Bean doing in a gay bar? Collecting? Or as a joke,like Vito.

>>84111001
I always have a little panic when I leave the poll station so I can relate.

Mr. Bean accidentaly becomes a reporter to a relatively known conservative news channel and gets to go to a White House dinner where he accidentally eats the President's designated two scoops of ice cream.

>>84111521
Just cracking some heads

Mr. Bean puts shoe polish on his face to fit in at a black neighborhood.

Mr. Bean fucking dies

>>84111592
Mr. Bean gets on Twitter

Mr. Bean chases a russian guy through the woods just to found himself lost 10 minutes later

Mr Bean wakes from a 20 year coma, oblivious that time has passed.

>>84111040
The absolute state of this post.

Kys

>>84111689
Mr. Bean encounters a Skinwalker

Mr. Bean gets wacked after what happened with Billy Batts

Mr Bean becomes the embodiment of war and rapes a man in an outhouse

Mr Bean works in an insurance company and accusses a co-worker of lying. He proves this in 1-1 meeting with his boss by scribbling ladder doodles over documents uncovering the cheating involved and whilst leaving work he judo-chops an assassin midget with a gun by squeezing his arm

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>>84110850
Mr. Bean accidentally kills Batman.

Mr. Bean rants about white supremacy in the locall mall just to end up jacking himself off to blacked porn 20 minutes later

Mr. Bean gets old and his antics become less comic and more tragic.

Mr Bean gets dementia

Mr Bean finally snaps

Mr bean is taking a stroll in the park when he notices all the happy couples around him.
He gets home and sets up an account on a tinder type app.
After swiping left 15 times in a row (cue disgusted faces, and retching noises), he realizes the women in his immediate vicinity are undesirable uggos.
He decides to increase the radius of his search.
He immediately gets a 10/10.
After fawning over her image for 15s (stroking her hair through the image, asking teddy for approval, etc), he swipes left out of habit.
He flips out and tries to find her again (swiping right on the next few to try and pull her image back) to no avail.
He gets an idea, pulling out a map and drawing 2 concentric circles.
Since she only appeared after he increased the search radius, she must be somewhere in the area enclosed between the 2 circles!
He starts combing through the area, crossing out visited areas on the map.
He finishes as the sky darkens, utterly defeated. The ring on his map is littered with angry red crosses.
He heads home. As the elevator door closes, the 10/10 rushes in. Turns out, she had been living there the whole time.

Mr.Bean is forced to visit a mosque by his far left girlfriend in order to get some pussy but soon the two find themselves amongst radicals.
Now Mr.Bean must find any way out possible.

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Let's settle this once and for all:
Was Mr. Bean an actual ayy lmao in disguise or just autistic?
And how the fuck did he get a gf in the first place?

>>84112801
In the cartoon its explained that he fell from a ufo piloted by clones of himself.
But the opening just means he's wierd or out of this world in a sense.

Mr. Bean accidentally burns down a 25 story apartment building

>>84111278
bean get google glass

Mr.Bean finds a glory hole

Mr Bean attempts to cover up a murder

Mr.Bean wacks off under his coat in a lone public park until it becomes filled with pedestrians setting up picnics

Mr. Bean uncovers a pedophile ring at the BBC

Mr Bean accidentally fucks a tranny

>>84112801
One with the flow. It takes serious talent to master boobery and buffoonery on his level.

>>84110872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIzCjRoR8ig

>>84111320
sounds like 4 lions

>>84111512
>implying bean has sex

>>84112847
>>84112801
i always assumed he died and because he was no sinner he went to heaven but they kicked him for being an autist, hence the choir music

>>84112963
>guest starring the chuckle brothers
>episode is called 'bean and chuckles investigate the rotherham rodgerer'

>>84111512
>Mr. Bean's gf has a black baby
and the baby raises Mr. Bean as his own. They then become gangsta rappaz and get killed in a drive by shooting.

>>84113847
you don't need to have sex to get cucked. in fact cucks generally prefer to wear chastity and just let their gfs enhjoy BBC

>>84111040
wtf is this shit summerfag

>>84113921
I always figured he was some innocent cherub being sent down to earth to check up on the place or something.

>>84114042
he is either an alien or a damned soul that cant go hell as he is no sinner but is too annoying for heaven

one episode has him walk by a shop window with televisions which go static when he walks past like he has a ill soul

Mr. Bean flips and admits the Cosa Nostra exists

>>84112899
>he decides to repair the hole
>walks into cubicle with piece of wood and hammer
>now there's a lady on the other side
>cue a bunch of jokes where she asks "do you have wood?" and him making affirmative sounds while triumphantly waving the piece of wood etc. while she thinks he's teasing
>she ends up putting her fingers through the hole, feeling around
>he pushes her fingers away in an annoyed manner
>she reaches her whole hand in and ends up grabbing the hammer or perhaps something more phallic-feeling, with the two of them starting to fight over it and Bean doing his typical grunting noises of annoyance
>episode ends with Bean fleeing the cubicle with his hammer only to find that there's a long line of men outside of it, looking at him in a very strange way because of the noises they've just heard

Mr. Bean learns of Scientology

>>84111320
Oh my god, this would be great

>>84111715
Perfect reboot

Mr Bean browses 4chan and never leaves his house

>>84111851
pure kino desu

>>84111643
He literally can't though. The opening credits are God rejecting him from heaven.

>>84111040
Your innocence is so endearing.

>>84111320
Mr. Bean's Holiday 2: Teddy Akbar

>>84111512
Wait, the black baby raises Mr. Bean as his own child? That's a little surreal

Mr. Bean gets mistaken as the pyrotechnics expert at a Ariana Grande concert.

Mr Bean looks for japanese traps to catch mouses on japan

>>84110850
Mr. Bean tries to buy a silver spoon but he forgot his ID.
Mr. Bean goes to a mosque for praying but doesn't know the direction to Mecca.
Mr. Bean is arrested for posting a silly face pic on Twitter because someone found it offensive.
Mr. Bean eats a non-halal supper and gets in trouble!
Mr. Bean is harrased by SJWs for having a teddy bear and perpetuating speciesism.
Mr. Bean is broke so he starts pretending he's a refugee and gets free shit.

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>>84110872
>accidentally

Through a series of comedic events while trying to travel to Croatia for a holiday Mr. Bean becomes Prime Minister of Canada.