You want a good girl, but you need the fish pusy

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>>84108691
AQUA'D

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>...and then he said, he said "Will you marry me?"

all this CGI bodt editing lmao you don't know what you're getting these days

>>84108725
wow she looks like shit without make up

>>84108691
>>84108717
SCALED

why no fish tail?

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>>84108691

>makeup is perfectly fine despite being an underwater dweller

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>>84108785
Does she

>>84108802
>Atlanteans wouldnt have waterproof everything

You're retarded

>>84108802
it's waterproof duhh
dumb frogposter

>>84108802
Ever heard of waterproof make up?

>>84108725
I wish she built a school for succubis already.

I'd defo go enroll just to learn the art and get easy alimoney payments from my cuck-gullible husbands

>pretends to be an actress to impress Elon Musk so she can take a swng at half his fortune

>>84108829

So let me get this straight. This bitch comes out of Atlanta every high tide to walk into Sephora and buy a month's supply of waterproof makeup.

>>84108802
Waterproof makeup, fag

>>84108785
Not really.
Tons of celebrities look fucking awful without makeup while Heard still looks alright.
Honestly she looks average without the makeup.

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>>84108802
>underwater people that live in a magical city
>ok
>mermaid woman wears make up??????
>TOO FAR

>>84108802
It's tats makeup. It's a thing even for drylanders.

>>84108850
These fuckers have a giant underwater civilization
There is at least one mall in Atlantis somewhere

>>84108829
No, I'm not a woman. Get off the board.

Also, are you supposed to then wash it off with petrol or something?

fucking fraud fuck off

>>84108785
Virgin.
I mean I hate this bitch but she is really good looking. That right picture is just an unflattering angle.

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>>84108889

>flyover scene of Atlanta showing off it's malls and Dunkin Donuts product placement

Amber is such a typical stacy name, brehs

>>84108691
Based pusy poster

>>84108717
>>84108786

>MOBYDICKED

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>>84108945
It's less of a mouthful than her true succubus name of Amba'zaeka'skriaas'hrrd though

>>84109002
Depp is probably sitting in an armchair drinking wine and thinking about how he used to smash into that ass as hard as he could almost daily.

>>84109002
god damn she's hot

>>84108691
she looks like young sharon stone

i imagine her career will take a similar trajectory

>>84109050
He's probably snorting coke out of a 14 year old girl's ass trying to remember if he was ever married before while listening to the white strokes.

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>>84108809

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Why is that fat fish ass is not on my face already?

>>84109103

Can imagine...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYtQMhnBtTw

>>84108691
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaamn Johnny Depp hit THAT?!

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>>84109103
I'd certainly like to see her descend into sleazy erotic thrillers, but these days she seems more inclined to stay clothed, or at least it seems so from this London Fields debacle

>>84108785
>t. never met a woman

>>84109162
>Johnny Depp hit THAT?!

Allegedly

>>84109002
D R O P P E D

COME TO BED ELON

>>84108837
First you got to be hot

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Why is everyone shilling for Aquaman's squeeze when based Black Manta is coming to the movie? Fucking faggots.

>>84108785
Are you for real? She looks pretty much 9/10 without make up, I hope you never see your mom or your gf without make-up

>>84109205
>>84109233
of course she went for the black dude

>>84109050
Amber is hot but Johnny Depp could probably get a hotter girl onto his dick with ten minutes and a phone call

>>84109205
>>84109233
BLACKEDKINO IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

>>84108691
What's her expression supposed to convey here?

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What did she mean by this?

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>>84109308
>>84109337

>>84109205
>>84109233
DROPPED

>>84109273
Because /tv/ is a women-worshipping board.

>>84109350
Thats >hfw she sees my black manta

>>84109325
>>84109297
>>84109176
Is the photographer lesbian or something? She looks aroused.

>>84109149
you are poor

>>84109367
LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME

>>84109417
Amber is so hot it is making her question her sexuality

>>84109417
Everyone is gay for Amber

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>>84109350
She's seeing this

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>>84109367
Not even kidding, she has the same body language of a hunter showing off the prey

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>>84108809

>>84108809
muh dick

>>84109367

>those ear "rings"

god damn ...

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>>84109367
FUCKING ROASTIE YOUR DOOMING HUMANITYYYYYYYYYYYY

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>>84109149

>>84108837
You could succubus me

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Amber is /our girl/

>>84110992
n-no no
me me

>>84108809
Top Succubus

>>84108785
>>84108802
>>84108850
The level of retardation is simply too high. Please hand in your shitposting pass and leave this site forever.

>>84109367
Ayy that bitch perfect nigga

>>84111094
ok but not before me

>>84108691
She's overrated.

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>>84109367
This bitch is just pure fucking evil.

YOU JUST KNOW she's in for the money and nothing else.

>>84108717
MUSKED

>>84109149

>BLLLLUBB

>>84108691
This is so, so true.

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Outta the way fish fucking shit

epic reference

>>84112534
no fridges allowed

>>84112534
a literal rectangle

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>>84109367

When I think of my wife, I always think of the back of her head. I picture cracking her lovely skull, unspooling her brain, trying to get answers. The primal questions of a marriage: What are you thinking? How are you feeling? What have we done to each other? What will we do?

>>84108725
Man, you'd think with all his money and his chateau in the south of France and his Brando-style private island and his friendship with guys like Roman Polanski, Johnny Depp would be living some sort of Eyes Wide Shut-like orgy existence, not getting hung up on one girl. Maybe he got the playboy lifestyle out of the way already and wanted to return to simpler things? But then, the guy obviously drinks like a fish. And alcohol does strange things to a man.

>>84109200
Inconceivably underrated. And checked.

reminder that episode of game of thrones won the emmy

reminder that HBO has the most voters so it's guaranteed to win every single year now

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>>84108918
>are you supposed to then wash it off with petrol or something?

>>84110350
>Divorces him and takes half
>Mars mission cancelled due to lack of funds

>>84109367
My guess is it's something like: "Hello, other women of the world. I bagged Depp and now I bagged Musk. I am superior to almost all of you."
Not that that's necessarily a bad thing. If Musk knows what he's getting himself into, all's fair.

But if you fap like 6 times every day evil Succubus has no power over you

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Have you seen my waif

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where the fuck can i find my own fish pusy bros?
life's not fucking fair

>>84114614
invent a car that runs on air

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>>84109002
The zipper is just the right length for sitting on a guys lap facing away from him in a public area,
while performing an overtly motionless pussy job.

>>84108809
yo elon is a cuck.

fine phish phusy

>>84114796
say what now?
not fucking her other pusy

>>84114836
>four ways

She forgot waifus.

>>84112534
she'd prolly be less of a cunt than amber.

heard is supposedly one of the cuntiest cunts in hollywood.

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>>84115057
It's all rumors.

If she was a cunt she wouldn't have so many female friends.

>>84115157
>If she was a cunt she wouldn't have so many female friends.
This is a correct statement.

>>84114836
This is today's equivalent of closeted dudes in the 40s giving woman advice

>>84108785
looks pretty cute to me, considering disregarding the money leeching whore part

>>84109050
More like sitting in an armchair and throwing winebottles heh

>>84108691
do u think her pusy smell like rotten human instead of fish?

>>84108785
She's not that bad tbqh

>>84108691
I don't think I'd be able to resist lads.

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There's no escape

>>84109273
>hot woman
>the guy from /tv/ is obsessed with the black guy instead
Typical

>>84109367
>>84109509
that really is something.

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>>84114545

hfw that alimony check comes in

>>84116257
>>84116641
>>84116669
hnnnnghhhh

>>84108785
i agree

ignore the white knight beta cucks

amber heard is the perfect aryan waifu. too bad im a mexican american and i dont deserve her.

>>84109205
>>84109233
The scene in the book is so much more savage than this.

>>84114651
Teslas run on mostly coal and gas, though. Wind power is pathetic.

>>84108837
L-London?

>>84116669
>>84116641
>>84116257
>>84115157
any films where she wears and SS uniform??

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>>84116751
>>84116911
>aryan

aryan you say hhhhhhmmm

Quick:
Eva Green or Amber?

>>84109176


HGNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN


dear lord ELON

>>84116751
Don't be a faggot anon.
She's a succubus, she can feast on any soul, she wants to devour all souls alike.

>>84114545
Jesus, how annoying is she to forget her beauty for a split second.

>>84114836
>tfw you recognised that this was from London Fields just from the lines


Read the book and was super hyped to find out a movie adaptation was coming out. Amber Heard is pretty much a perfect casting for the main character (who was a literal succubus but with more of a Mediterranean look)

Just a shame it'll never get released...

>>84109367
"Im setting the world back 3 generations LOLUMAD"

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>>84117287
that webm is from Syrup

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>>84109367
gonna lose millions on this bitch, you know EVEN THOUGH he is more rich than I am he is still as dumb as me!!!

>>84109260
thats a cool teacher

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>>84108824
>>84108826
>>84108829
>>84108854
>>84108876
>>84108884
>>84111156
>knowing this much about makeup
I want faggots to leave my board.

>>84108691
All white pussy smells like fish.

>>84115849
so just super extra extra fishy

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>>84108691
giv fishy gf

>>84109367
fuck this bitch.

>>84117631
>faggots
>or just guys who've had a gf and know waterproof mascara exists

I bet you think girls don't poop too.

>>84117947
SOMEONE POST THE VIMEO

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>>84109200

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GOLDEN GODDESS

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>>84109200

>>84108785
She looks good to me.

>>84118179

if anyone wants to know how her phisy pucci looks like, have a look at her armpit

>>84109367
>the fate of humanity's expansion into space literally rests in my hands

>>84117481
>setting the world back 3 generations

You must be joking. Gold digger cons a con artist. No big deal.

>>84118317
>Johnny got to fuck THAT?

>>84118317
idk about thuis

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>>84108809
>mfw first webm to make you feel tingly in the peepee

>>84118317
cute butt. would motorboat

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>>84116257
>ywn have this drain everything from you
JUSTdimsa

>>84118317
just think for a minute

she poos out of that butt.

poo literally is ejected from between those cheeks, because between those cheeks is a pink (presumably) asshole that gaps open and a brown pieces of poo emerge from it and into a toilet. Poo has touched those butt cheeks, poo from her anus. Poo that is hearty, fibrous, and firm. Poo that has a lust smell to it, I imagine it smelling like perfume. Farts also come from that butt. Smelly farts, quiet farts, silent farts. But they are farts. Gasses from her organs, gasses from inside her body. They pass out of that butt and into the air that you breath.

>>84118639
Gives me a rocking hard

>>84118639
that's like to much scat, I don't want to see that hot ass again in my whole life

>>84118890
tbqh if I had her dildo I would probably suck it and shove it up my ass

>>84118890
vid?

>>84119509
its from the movie Drive Angry, don't have full vid

>>84119646
thanks

>>84116944
hey someone actually saved my picture

Reminder Meera was willing to kill Black Manta to prevent him from doing any other dangerous terror attacks, Meera best waifu.

>>84108869
>average

lmao this board's perception is so fucking skewed

>>84120011
t-terry?

>>84120264
what?

no?, if you know someone called terry who said they made that image, their a liar, i remember sitting on photoshop for like an hour with my awful skills trying to make that

>>84112534
FRIDGES BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

>>84118317
White girl's ass. Sad!

>that vimeo leak where she said "I love you" over and over again while lying naked in bed
>perfect titties
Shit man I couldn't saved that

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She was so fucking fine in Rum Diary and made it actually worth watching.

Of course IRL she'd be a complete witch who'd destroy your life, but that's fine, all the better to admire from afar.

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>>84118890

>this thread
>want to fap so badly
>seeing my gf tomorrow
>doesnt like me fapping because she wants as much cum as she can get from me
>massive dilemma

i want to sniff amber heard's panties and cum

johnny depp? more like johnny debt

>>84116257
her hair is literally sex in this picture.

>>84121157
wait what?! how did i miss this
uploaded anywhere?

>>84121157
>>84122177
ignore that, it took me all of 5 seconds on google

>>84111156
>Please hand in your shitposting pass
Look at how many people he was able to trigger tho

Prime shitposter if anything.

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>>84109509

>>84112534
>/tv/ has to pretend this is a bad body because of maymays
Reminder that fridgeposting is the invention of a small cadre of autistic pedophile elleposters who are buttmad that Chloe and Dakota grew up.

>>84109367
C L A I M E D

>>84112045
Best post on /tv/ hands down

>>84122864
t. fridgebody roastie

hottest chick in hollywood tbqh famalams

>>84122864
Dakota has a great body you dumb fridge roastie.

>>84108691
Are you the based pusy poster, or an impostor?

>>84121517
man i just emptied the chamber and my girlfriend gets home in about 20 minutes

>>84112045
underrated

>>84111156
And your other shitposting pass.

>>84114836
Too many women abandon this just to be weaker version of men.

Did Johnny get to put it in her ass?

>>84109448
Musk must be feeling so insecure

>tfw you're succubus is working with one of the hottest men on the planet

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What was Elon's expression trying to convey here?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVOrb12Ar_f/

>>84112045
Jesus my kek.

Holy crap I'm laffin, thanks anon.

>>84112045
That's the joke

>>84120564
Kek

>>84123972
hes thinking hes sorry. he wont be a hungry nigger any more. he never had plans on taking people to mars. it was all a con. the government told him they needed a front for weapons development and he agreed to do it

now all his rich friends want to go to the colony when its made but it never will be. and his girlfriend nonstop asks about shit he never thought he would have to talk about like

>"are you guys going to use algae tanks for oxygen and if so how will you agitate the water and airate it ? you know since moving parts will break over time and we cant fed ex them stuff. are they going to have to stir the tanks with a ladle so the nutrients doesnt sink to the bottom and settle? yap yap yap"

its a living hell she never shuts up even during sex. with his dick in her mouth shes still mumbling words and he knows its about the damn mars colony

Imagine what if she is married to Brendan

>>84114836
is this how women actually think?

is this why they act really cunty and expect people to think they're some sort of cool go getting badass or something