>opens tonight >no reviews what

>>84107143
Embargo lifts the same day as the release.

obviously there's a review embargo. studios only do this when they know the movie sucks.

>>84107143
Will still probably be better than Spider-Man HC

honestly who is still buying tickets to this shit?

4 movies of giants robots fighting wasn't enough for you so now you want to see it again?

i swear the average IQ of people who would pay to see this movie is like 75.

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>>84107143

>>84107283

michael bay movies?

>>84107227
the chinese are the target audience

>>84107227
I do. Because I like seeing the toys and stories I played with come to life in ways I could only imagine.

>>84108445

are you 12?

if you need to read a bunch of reviews to know if transformers 73 is worth watching, you should kill your self

>>84107227
I've never seen a single one and I watch capeshit.

This may not be a great movie

>>84107227
DESU I stopped watching at 3 because it was plainly obvious they got boring. At least it's not as pretentious as capeshit. I mean, they're the same shit bit everyone acts like capeshit is somehow better

>>84107227
>honestly who is still buying tickets to this shit?

OP clearly will be, he's been keeping a check on the reviews because he's such a huge fan of the series.

>>84107227
A truck turns into a robot. A car turns into a robot. A jet turns into a robot. A tank turns into a robot. They fight. Pretty basic, what's not to like?

I don't tend to believe they are damage controlling negative reviews.

Transformers will dominate no matter what because its audience don't care, they just want robots fighting.

They have all been garbage except maybe the first one

>>84108535
No. Just nostalgic.

>>84108606
This, they're honestly just fucking boring.
I'd watch them again if they got rid of the human characters to be honest.

>>84108535
>"you shouldn't enjoy things made for children."

Unless you're gay, do you, as an adult, like boobs? Oh, you do? Did you know breasts only exist to nourish children? They're designed for no other purpose. So you can be an adult and enjoy things designed for children. Unless you're a fag.

>>84108750

i never said you shouldn't enjoy things made for children, but this is the 5th fucking movie in a series that has gotten worse with each successive film (and wasn't particularly good to start with). if you're still paying money to see giant robots fight each other you're not nostalgic, you're retarded.

i'm also an ass man, for the record.

>>84107196
>review embargo
Is this something new? They did it for Wonder Woman as well, but most of the time reviews just trickle in and there are a few early ones. Is this Rotton Tomatoes playing nice with the movie industry (since it is owned by Warner Brothers anyway)

>>84108915
I'm not>>84108445 but an ass man? Why? Shit and farts come from there.

i cant imagine what sort of artless cretin enjoys any of these films or capeshit

>>84107227
it will make one billion, mostly because of the Chinese.

>>84109134
Friend at work claims to love them but when I tried discussing them with him he couldn't keep the plot details straight and kept getting confused as to which movie what things happened in, then he said he knew they weren't good movies but he liked them anyway. It's weird, like he likes the idea of the Transformers films but doesn't seem to give a shit about the movies themselves. I still don't understand.

>>84107196

We already know it's going to suck.

When has any Transformers movie been good?

>>84107227
>4 movies of giants robots fighting wasn't enough for you
no, are you gay or something?

I miss Shia

I hate the robot designs. They look like mangled shit, they aren't clearly detailed. This has been a problem since this movie franchise began.

>Transformers 4 is the number one selling movie in Chinese history
Well that explains it.

>>84109465
/pol/ misses him too...

>>84109510
AOE and TLK fixed it.

>>84109510
Definitely this. The Transformers are all CGI morphing blobs instead of being actual mechanical transformers like the toy which is what made them so cool. It should be called The Shapeshifters. Hell in the 2nd movie one has a human form. Basically they are T2 with sharp edges sticking out everywhere.

>>84109059
It's half draconian rules against reviews and half people not giving a shit because this is like the sixth movie and they all suck.

People might risk their career to get news out about Wonder Woman because it can mean tons of clicks but nobody's taking a risk on this turd.

>>84108618
The nonstop terrible comedy.

>libtards being devolved into irrelevance
and nothing will be missed
have fun 100%ing the next 5 libtard movies that are clearly not even 90%'s

Earth is Unicron

>>84108618
Cars that turn into robots is a dull premise for a franchise if you are over 7

>>84107227

>thinking Michael Bay is not the savior of cinema

Have fun watching Christopher Nolan's new shitfest :)

>>84107227
Going to see it in IMAX for $4, thanks T-Mobile.

>No reviews
Looks like BayKino is back on the menu boys.

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>>84107214
Keep telling yourself that

>>84107143
Unicron is Earth thats why, so fuck this film

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>>84107387
this
they don't give a shit in the states anymore

>>84109402
What I don't get is why everyone calls them non-stop action films when more than half the running time is devoted to the human characters no one gives a shit about.

>>84112000
Dc sucks too, nigger

Capeshit sucks

Is this THE cunny movie?

>>84108750
You're factually incorrect you retard manchild. Breasts are a secondary sex organ and are also used to attract a mate.

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>>84108445

You don't think the movie Transformers are too shiny? Also, Bumblebee is not a classic Volkswagon Beetle.

>>84107143
>people still anticipating reviews for Bayformers when the previous 4 were critic proof
i bet you're fanny flustered that you can't meme your way out of thid one

>>84107227
Honestly this one seems so riduliculous it might be entertaining.