Imagine his place
>every inch of the walls covered with shitty spy rachel polaroids
>on the back of each one he writes his random thoughts, like he is talking to her
>"that day, you looked at me for 2 seconds and while talking, a microscopic drop of your saliva landed on the counter..I waited and waited eagerly for the place to close while trying to protect your saliva's integrity, and then just stood there for the rest of the night, watching it..too afraid to lick it"
>30-pound hairball on his lap, made by rachel hair he's gathered through the years
>28 perfectly preserved dead bodies of women resembling rachel and 40 horribly mutilated and tortured dead bodies of men resembling ross in his basement
>there will never be an adult horror sitcom spinoff with Gunther being a Dahmer/Bundy-esque serial killer, rapist cannibal roaming the streets of 90's NY after dark
>>84107016
>30-pound hairball on his lap
kek
>>84107519
OP here, this would be fucking great ;_;
>>84107519
Ask the actor, i bet he's homeless nowdays and will accept that kind of project
>>84108873
>implying you could ever get the rights to gunther for something like this
>>84108873
He's in so many episodes that he can probably live off the royalties
>>84107016
>not including the semen stained pictures
>>84109774
>not including the sock of hers he stole at the halloween party, which is now more solid than cement
amateur hour
>>84107016
>>84107016
>That stretch of time where Rachel was pregnant with Ross's baby
He must have been ready to choke a bitch at any given time.
>>84107016
this seems entirely plausible
>>84111165
Probably jerking off to the idea of a pregnant Rachel
>>84107519
I didnt know I wanted this until right now
>>84107016
>28 perfectly preserved dead bodies of women resembling rachel and 40 horribly mutilated and tortured dead bodies of men resembling ross in his basement
Didn't they make him gay in later seasons after dropping the whole Rachel thing?
>>84112827
>Making someone gay
He was born that way you problematic cis shitlord
>>84112936
nuh uh, a writer has to revive your character somehow or you get written out of life!
>>84112827
rachel did
motherfucking stacy biatch
>>84107519
Gunther snitched on based rossatron
He's definitely not /ourguy/