What would a modern day Seinfeld remake be like? Would Jerry

>>84104987
Jerry get ipad.

Jery get ipad

Kramer would be a /pol/fag

>>84104987
ha ha like the twitter

>>84105037
lmao I feel like Kramer would be on some Sam Hyde shit. Never stops talking about white genocide and shit

>jerry would be a full blown psycho
>george would be an implied rapist
>kramer would be pansexual
>elaine would literally be the same,only she would date more black guys

>>84105136
Constanza be slipping bitches roofies and shit at kickbacks. Who you think should play Constanza in the remake?

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>>84105185
This guy would be chosen,for sure. Or that other fat guy from baywatch.

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>>84105271
lmao Newman would be Artie Lang fucking shooting up at Jerry's crib

>>84105332
Fuck is he still alive?

>>84104987
>Would Krammer be a crack head and shit?

crack was more popular in the 90's though

>>84105342
>Artie Lang
Surprisingly yea, never would've thought Patrice would die before Artie fuckin Lang

>>84105332
how has this guy been so fat and done so many drugs and still alive?

>>84105349
tru it'd prolly be adderall or molly, some shit that gets you geeked

>>84105379
It's a modern medical marvel at this point I'm pretty sure

>>84105015
based Jery poster

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>>84105342

barely

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Constanza would be draped in Bape

>>84105037
>I'M GETTING SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THESE FUCKING NIGGERS JERRY!!!!!

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>>84105503
>I'M GETTING REAL TIRED OF YOUR JEWISH TRICKS ELAINE

Basically Michael Richards irl

Smartphones would be a recurring theme I guess

>>84104987
Kramer would be gender fluid because he's whacky like that

The Nuaudience would protest that there's nothing whacky about a gender fluid person

Kramer would become a successful businessxirson to make up for the injustice of mocking retarded funny morons who dress up as women and cut their dicks off and act like that's normal and shouldn't be looked at with neutrality or negativity only positivity

jery get ipad

>>84104987
>What would a modern day Seinfeld remake be like?
Jerry discusses average things with mild incredulity, George gets exasperated, Kramer lounges around and Annette whines about her life. Seinfeld never changes with the times because the characters are one dimensional and react repetitively. You could have Seinfeld take place in 2073 and it would be the same show.

Elaine starts dating a hipster. He turns out to be a hobo.

>>84104987
Carrie Seinfeld: Amy Schumer
Pajeet Costanza: Mindy Kaling
Elaine Benes: GAY bbf who does drag
Kramer: Leslie Ghostbusters
Newman: Wayne Knight

Kramer puts on blackface to attend a BLM protest. Is surprised to learn that's racist.

Kramer would walk in with Jerrys amazon fresh bags open, chewing on something he found in there.

George's starts dating a new woman with a fake online profile, goes to extreme lengths to keep the ruse alive.

>>84106361
isn't the first episode of the new curb going to be about larry's ventures into online dating?

>>84104987
everybody gets cocklbocked every episode and they never have sex
ellaine fucks every man in town, while puddy watches

THE iTOILET

AND I INVENTED IT

There would be an episode like the Giuliani one except Jerry accidentally gets Drumpf elected and then everybody hates him.

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>BIG

George, why the hell is your girlfriend's son uncircumcised?

>>84104987
It would be infused with politics and therefore unwatchable. Ironically, I'm not sure that an apolitical sitcom that relied on good writing could survive today. The US has gone downhill big time in the last couple of decades.