>Protagonist opens bottle of beer with his hand

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>female love interest wipes

>>84103886
They have these screw off bottlecaps, they're pretty neat.

>>84103886
lmao bro u wildin

>>84103886
First world countries have screw top bottles Pablo.

>>84104290
Only on pleb beers

>>84104336
what a dumb thing to say

>>84104657
it's true though, I'd like to see a sick Imperial Mosaic Ipa from a lone farm brewery with a screw cap

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>>84103886
>bar brawl starts
>guy smashes a beer and turns it into a quick weapon

I try this IRL and it just completely shatters everytime and cuts my hand

>>84106147
you have to use your sphincter as a cutoff for the bottom half doofus.

>>84103886
>He doesnt drink twistoffs
Laughs in australian

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>>84106101
Nothing better than discussing how you're going your own way over a pint, eh chap? Remember to check in!

>>84106147
>everytime
how often have you tried this`?

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>Character drinks beer can
>doesn't have to hold if under hot water for 5 minutes to loosen it before opening it

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>doesnt have a bottle opener
>open beer on the edge of a table

>>84106448
>character drinks beer can
>burns and destroys his insides due to the heat needed to melt the can down to a liquid

>>84106101
>2017
>drinking anything for the taste
>not drinking to get drunk
>not being an alcoholic
>being a faggot

>>84103886
>Not drinking superior "Ochakovskoe" in 2L plastic bottle.

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>character has gun
>lets the person they're pointing it at walk right up to them
>get disarmed
Or
>character is pointing a gun at someone
>doesnt want this person to escape but cant kill them
>does nothing instead of just shooting them in the knees

None of you people are funny

>>84106880
I think ur cute tho

>>84106381
Six times

>>84106744
this is me but i can appreciate nice booze because i sometimes have to drink around others

>>84106237
nice drinkign pisswater mateeee

>>84107073
Me too, except I don't have any others

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>>84104290
>usa
>first world