now that the dust has settled; who was in the wrong here?

>>84103231
the chihuahua

What is the name of that stance? I want to do it when I work as a school janitor.

>>84103873
Canine Combat Stance, notice his body is positioned for maximum efficiency in fighting dogs. Leg's positioned for fast knee and powerful strikes to the dog's head, arms ready to grapple or throat punch. Low center of gravity, level with the dog to fight at his height, while maintaining some elevation to show dominance.

This man knows what he's doing.

Turns out it was a plot by the family cat to put them against each other.

The greatest gladiator match in the history of the world: Master versus Doggo; day versus night; Son of Man versus Dog of Kennel!

The fight stopped when they both realized their mother were both named María.

The cat was shaved as punishment and put in a cage.

>>84103926
>wtf I love Ceazar now
Which martial arts discipline teach you how to fight animals?

>>84104003
Doggo Fu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rg_XI9Tjc6w

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>>84103980
>The fight stopped when they both realized their mother were both named María.

cesar for not kicking the dog hard enough

The thump to the neck was a cool move. Doggo got wrecked after that, looking on the ground and shitting pants.

Nobody
Animals can't be wrong
And the Kaiser is always right

>>84104197
The problem is that dogs can be like people (living in close proximity to humans can make them act more like *us*) and he could snap at any non-Cesar human or other animals out of misplaced revenge/shame of having been put in his place one of these days.

>>84103231
The camera man

>>84104283
Didn't he take doggo to his place?
Just cause of such things

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>>84104283
i love watching the food aggressive mutt get btfo by the claw

>>84104430
Based Cesar is making himself a doggo army.

>>84104455
meh, he's just poking him in the one place the dog wouldn't feel any pain (the flabby part of the neck)

he's not btfo of him at all, it's the equivalent of a growl for a human

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>>84104455
>That snarl as she's trying to chew her food

>>84104498
t. holly

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>>84104455

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Fuck Cesar

>>84103231

why didnt he beat the shit out of that bitch when she fucking latched onto his hand wtf

>>84104283
You are saying the doggo remembers and might hold that for later revenge.
Is this why pitbulls destroy people?

>>84103231
wtf, dogs are subhuman!

>>84103980
Kek

>>84104666
Cesar prefers gas lighting to physical violence when it comes to breaking down someone's spirit.

>>84104498
are you an expert in the field?

>>84104666
Because he knows what he's doing. She wasn't really 'bitting' him. There's different levels of bites for dogs. This was a warning bite.

I've seen a crazy dog really bite someone. The holes were pretty small, but all the skin of the forearm was loose as fuck. They tried to save it, but it just wasn't possible and they had to take all that skin off (from wrist to elbow) and transplant some new skin.

>>84104498
t. cat owner

>>84104587
hahhah

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>"The Dog Whisperer"
>punches the dog in the face

kek, you can't make this shit.

>>84104498
How would you feel if I told you that Cesar crushed his windpipe?

>>84104776
Are you sure that "crazy dog" wasn't a brown recluse?

>>84104763
No, but when I was a kid I was part of the training of our german sheppard (my dad went to a professional). Choke collars and pokes (if you don't use all your strength like a retard) in the neck don't hurt them, it's just a warning/surprise tactic.

It's the same place in the neck that the mothers use to cary them. It's loose and well protected with fur and fat.

>>84104826
Nice. But no, it was the shaking around that loosened the skin. They did try to save it, but it never reattached properly and became like leather and infected. Maybe that guy didn't have a good doctor, idk. It was at our summer home outside the city (no hospital near) and that neighbour had to go to the big city's hospital for the skin graft later.

>>84103980
Very good post

>>84104816
Wait... that dog was a musical genius?

Childhood is sympathizing with Holly.
Adulthood is realizing Cesar makes more sense.

>>84104992
i will never side with a mexican

>>84104455
Ceasar Millan: “If I take your food, will you bite?”
Holly: “I would be extremely angery…”
Ceasar Millan: “It's a big bowl.”
Holly: “… fuck you.”

>>84104455
HOLLY: No! This can't be happening. I'm in charge!

Holly did nothing wrong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaultpenA5Y

Ceasar's a jerk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBobN-r4tag

>>84104498
Dogs are extremely sensitive in the neck area to even little nudges, it's why prong collars are effective. They simulate dogs nature and how they nip at each other in the neck
t. Dog trainer

>>84104623
This map is confusing

>>84105488
Sensitive, but not painful (as in real pain). There's a subtle difference. It's more of a sting than a pain.

>>84104807
>being mauled by dog
>HOW DARE YOU HURT THAT DOG
>HE DIN DO NUFFIN

>>84105587
He punched the dog when it was eating

The kick was justified but he was still provoking an obviously angry dog

>>84105555
It's why I chose the word sensitive and not painful. The reasons prongs have such a bad reputation is because people use them back and dull out the sensation the dog gets from light tugs

>>84103231
The chink

kill all dogs

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>>84105033
Baneposting is eternal.

>>84105932
TINY
MEXICAN

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>>84106089

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>>84106178

>liking doggos
>have, HAVE to go for a walk twice a day before and after work
>dog shits huge turds
>you gotta semi touch those hot turds with a baggie and carry it to the trash
>doggo only licks their balls
>always smells like wet rug
>always on hyper mode
Why the fuck do you do that to yourselves?

so was he really being non-aggressive and merely dominating the shit out of her?

>>84106989
Cats are worst. It's like living with a psychopath that could turn on you any time.
>leave dead mouse near your bed as a warning/gift
>smother your kids when they sleep
>get out and get into weird shit and comes back with blod (not HIS blood) on his fur
>rubs against you not out of affection, but to mark you as 'his' for when he's not around. He does the same to innanimate objects. That's what you are to him
>fuck with you and tries to kill you by walking on your keyboard/making you jump when you shave/getting in your legs when you just come out of the bath/etc.
>if you don,t give him food/attention fast enough, he'll shit/piss in your shoes or bed

>>84106311
is that a sperm bath ?

>>84107268
You're weird. It's obviously a bath of Buckley's Mixture.

Notice how the dog is afraid to look him in the eyes.

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What stance is this called?

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>>84107513
fasetobenis

>>84107513
Power snozenge.

>>84103980
>>84104065
>>84104721
>>84104969

Wow this place has really gone down hill... sad.

>>84103980
upvoted :')

>>84106989
>picking up dog shit
good cuck

>>84107732
t. Parisian

>>84107761
Do you also let it fuck your wife

>>84105488
Sup Cesar

>>84103980

epic post, gentlesir

>>84105783
Dogs that are aggressive about defending their food are considered dangerous and are put to sleep and not offered for adoption in pounds if they show this behavior.

I'm guessing the main reason is that it can wreck some small child or a deaf/retarded person that is just walking around the dog while it's eating.

>>84104623

>Texas blue
>New Mexico red despite Ceasar literally being /their guy/
>California fucking red

why?

this is my first time reading a post on /tv/ and i already like this subreddit. thank you.

>>84105811
People seem to forget or just not know that the owner is a fucking Chink

>>84105783
A dog that attacks people while it's eating is literally how kids keep getting killed by dogs.

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is she holly's mom? what a beauty

>>84103231
did they script this??

>>84107171
>tries to kill you by walking on your keyboard
Well that's a pretty retarded way to try to kill someone. If I was a cat, I'd claw and bite or something. Then again, I'm of superior intelligence compared to most cats.

>>84103926
Where do I learn this stance?
Is there a Dog Whispering dojo I must attend?

The owner of the dog was in the wrong for letting his dog be the alpha of the house. I mean yoh must really be a beta bitch to let a dog rule your house

dogcucks need to be put down

I fucking hate dogs. It's like having a 5 year old with downs syndrome, for 15 years. Stinky, hair everywhere, annoying. I mean, have you ever wondered why you've never heard "There are no bad cats, only bad owners." or bad hamsters, or bunnies, or birds, or whatever. Only dogs.

Disgusting creatures. People who "love" them have some serious issues.

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>>84105033