Do Americans really do this?

>>84100982
do what

>>84101056
>Wear sneakers
>Wear shoes indoors
>Put their feet up on tables

>>84100982

I'm more of a Pringles man, to be honest.

>>84101068
yes
yes
its implied that kramer is a rude guy, your own table sure but not someone else's

take note the show is supposed to take place in new york so there is some aberrant behavior

>>84101068

depends
depends
depends

>the height of Ameripoor male fashion is to wear white sneakers and a tucked in shirt or polo and they will genuinely be confused if you laugh at them for doing this.

It's why they believe autism shoes is a meme or think you're talking about the brand.

I can't imagine how fucked human feet are if you wear shoes literary your every waking hour. That's not natural. Do you end up your face to the floor if you try to walk barefooted?

>>84101257
>Do you end up your face to the floor if you try to walk barefooted?
literally what the fuck did he mean by this?

>>84101189
>caring about fashion
Americans arent faggots anon.

>>84101257
>literary
lel, but just a typo
>not natural
wearing shoes at all is 'not natural', you're drawing the line arbitrarily

anyway, many Americans wear slippers or sandals around the house - does that make you feel better about us?
ps we're nuking best korea next month - how do you feel about that?

Do Europeans actually watch American shows instead of theirs?
Do they really have nothing better to do than try to judge us?

>>84101548
i mean there are a lot of popular british shows in europe.

germany and france only make stuff for themselves.

>>84101298
Think he meant would you fall over if you didn't wear shoes. He probably only dresses for practicality and not fashion or comfort

>>84101257
Just imagine the smell and hygienic decline if you never air your feet out. Disgusting.

And then the dumbshit ameritards go on explaining that taking your shoes off indoors is gross because it smells. Way to solve the problem!

>>84100982
Not burn up in an apartment? Yeah, all the time.

>>84100982
for a second I thought you were posting those Seinfeld pics where the characters had their faces cut off

>>84101072
Heathen

>>84101189
that outfit was fly as fuck at the time and jerry was shoveling hotter snatch out of his driveway than you'll ever see in your life

OBSESSED

>>84101189
This was back in the 90's faggot. This was the norm. Go to bed kid.

>>84101698
Ruffles sucks.

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>>84101761
No YOU suck.

>europoor """" street"""" are so dirty that they have to take their shoes off at the entrance of their mud huts

>itt burgers argue about which shit food is best

>>84101355

>literally have cities renowned for fashion and faggots
>not faggots

Pick one.

>>84101705
>>84101728

No, it really wasn't you retarded fucking child. Nobody who anybody thought looked good dressed like that in the 90's. Those outfits are the equivalent of cargo shorts and skate shoes today.

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>>84101974
>t. 13 year old "know it all"

>>84101548

>Ameripoor numale gets mocked with some entry level banter
>errrhhhnurrrrgeerrd yuuuuros are le obsessed with muhhhricuh and do nothing but talk about us all day!

>>84101902
at least we have food in our country you smelly yuropoor.

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>>84101974
t. reddit spacing eurofaggot

>>84102012

You are objectively retarded if you think dressing like that was ever considered cool. It literally was the pathetic white male outfit of choice in the 90's.

>>84102014

>HFCs, sugar, salt, and artificial flavours are considered food to the Ameripoor as he gorges on yet more state sponsored, fecal matter ridden meat and corn by products

>>84102027

>le reddit rebuttal because you're so American you can't banter

>>84101974
>skate shoes
nigger fuck you skate shoes rock!

>>84102047
At least it's not halal certified

>>84101635
>wearing shoes is more comfortable than not wearing shoes

Am I misunderstanding or did you just say that

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>>84102014
>""""""food""""""

>>84102047
>Halal kebab is considered the height of European cuisine

>>84100982
I noticed that americans almost never say goodbye on the phone in movies etc. Is that real? Or is it just "cool" They always just hang up

TV sets aren't real life you know, they have to wear shoes to it like you would to school or work

>>84102071

t. 3/4 length cargo shorts and flyover state Walmart tier cheap DCs

The early 00's called and want their clothes back.

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>>84102031
>pathetic white male outfit
HOL UP

>>84101257
I'm barefoot all the time and I'm starting to develop callous heels
What do?

>>84102135
start eating a bowl of thumb tacks and laxatives every morning

>>84102135
Non bait reply but use a pumice stone on your feet. I started getting callouses from running and that shit fixed them.

>>84102075
>>84102088

>le Muslims maymay

It's like you think repeating the same three jokes will work eventually

>>84102066
Saved to my British banter folder.

>>84102133

>Ameripoor actually implying that's somehow a good outfit

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>>84100982
>American fashion

>>84102227
You mean like you saying how shitty you think American food and fashion is?

>>84100982
Seinfeld was a dysfunctional cast, so whatever you're trying to ask, the answer is no.

>>84102240
>Ameripoor

holy shit you euros really were triggered by the bants

>>84102230

The sad thing is you probably do have carefully curated folders of other peoples creations.

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>>84102248
>bong fashion

>>84102273
poor doggo
imaging being a doggo and having such a fat master i bet he doesn'teven get to go on walkos

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>>84102273

>>84101548
language barriers. Only the brits make shows all of us understand. Except for that, I've watched quite a few from my own country, Sweden and Denmark.

What's worse is how Italy, Spain, France and sometimes even Germany are dubbing their shows. Absolutely retarded

>>84101068
Get over it Asia.

>>84102251

But I'm not joking. I'm sorry you needed that explained to you.

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>>84102248
>balding numale
>tranny
>everyone's fat
>everyone's wearing t-shirts
>jorts
>sneakers
>12 year old taller than manlet dad

>>84102300
No one in american can understand what the fuck british people are saying in their films. I tried to watch the office and I thought the fat atheist ricky gervais was supposed to be mimicking orson welles by quickly mumbling all of his lines into incoherent slop. it didn't help that there was no laugh track to tell me when the joke ended

>>84102322

>literally everyone cheap, filthy polyester white socks!
>Ameripoors literally think you're flamboyantly gay if you don't dress like this

>>84102346

>Americans literally cannot understand English!

>it didn't help that there was no laugh track to tell me when the joke ended

I kekked.

>>84101068

Yes because our streets arent covered in shit like yours are you fishnigger gooks

>>84102372

That's because your jorts take the brunt of the shit as it flows liberally from your assholes

>>84102047
You sound like a self hating American rather than a European. When Europeans banter it cuts deep but is actually funny. You sound more like a clueless faggot

>>84102388
>yurop retorts
sad!

>>84101068
i'm a leaf, so i don't know about murricans, but yes some do, mostly no but some do generally on non carpeted floors, and it depends on the quality of the table and type of room it is and how much shit is on the table at the time.

>>84101974
>Those outfits are the equivalent of cargo shorts and skate shoes today.
absolutely wrong

>>84102322
>>12 year old taller than manlet dad
it's his wife's son!

>>84102346
that's what subtitles are for
>not always turning on English for the hearing impaired

>>84102569
>ever turning on hearing impaired
>[buzzing]
>[music playing]
>[car noises]

>>84102372
I don't speak shart

>>84102321
And who said I was joking?

>>84101068
ONLY IN NEW YORK!

Do you all take your shoes off immediately upon entering someone's house?

>>84101332
>no blacks

RACIST

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>>84101138
What did he mean by this

>>84103354
>knowing about underwear for men

>>84103383
Never take pride in ignorance

>>84103291
Yes, that's what normal people do.

>>84102486

It's like you actually read that and thought I was trying to be funny and chose to go along with that rather than think about the undigested, shit tainted meat in your stomach

>>84103518
>only an ignorant person wouldn't know about brands of adult diapers

nah senpai, you're a weirdo fetish freak

>>84103651
I only know what it is from watching American tv commercials 2bh

>>84103291
If there's a shoe rack or if they ask you to, sure

>>84101068

fuck off chink

>>84101332
The always nude girl and the gymnast were best

>wearing shoes in the house
I hardly even wear pants most of the time.

>>84103291

Once showed up to party where all my friends immediately took their shoes off so I followed their lead. Noticed that the actual hosts were still wearing shoes, realized this was because they never hoovered their carpet and had dogs. My socks were fucking covered in hair by the end of the night.

Now I only do it if they ask me to.

>>84105092
So everyone was walking around in socks except the hosts? Why take shoes off and not socks

>>84102300
The dubs are better than the Spaniards' own programming. They have a show where they sing Despacito while doing impressions of the voices that dub American cartoons singing in Spanish. They have that and sketch shows, and that's about it.

>>84101761
Ruffles Jamón flavored chips are the best potato chips in existence.

>>84105045
>""people"" who come home from school/work and stay in those same clothes instead of either changing to their PJs or getting into their underwear + bathrobe
LITERAL fucking animals

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>>84101068
>europoors take off their shoes when entering a house
>house smells of foot

>>84105092
So their house was disgusting and that's why they had to wear shoes indoors.
Noted.

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>>84105251
>amerilards leave their shoes on when entering a house
>house smells of shit, piss, puke, soot, cigarettes, anything you might have stepped on while outside

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>not asking your guests to take off their shoes and socks too except i take off their socks myself or they'll do it wrong

>>84105322
based dan "the serial molester" schneider

So why do americans have toilet and shower in the same room ? That´s fucking disgusting.

>>84102075
>>84102088

>Implying Kebab isn't delicious
>Not knowing the joys of a halal snack pack.

>>84102372
East asian streets are probably a lot cleaner than american...

>>84105337
i think you mean dan "the large hymen collider" schneider

>>84100982
Yes

>>84101332
at least number each of the girls.

>>84102013
>American responds to obvious bait with low-effort banter
>European gets utterly triggered
Don't start what you can't finish.

>>84100982
>ruffles
This takes me back.

>>84105303
Why are you stepping in all of this? Does nobody regularly clean your goddamned sidewalks?

Beyond it being easier to keep an apartment clean, there's also another huge reason. Why would you want to be wearing your shoes all day? No matter how comfortable they are I'd still rather not have my shoes on at all times (oh but I guess that's not a good idea because then your socks would get dirty from your dirty ass floor). Why not just keep your shoes on while you sleep too? How about you keep on wearing your gloves and jacket indoors as well?

>>84101332
The maid is 10/10. (2 from the right, 3rd down)

>>84107114
Most Americans don't wear shoes in their own home while alone/with family. Many put them on when they have guests over, and usually guests don't take shoes off in American houses.

Unless you take your shoes off at work, you probably don't wear them much less than we do in real time.

>>84105251
The moist evaporates quickly, and never would be enough to make the whole house have a pungent smell. If by some weird magic it did, just open a window and let fresh air in.
>Americans = incapable of logic

>>84100982
>Went to NYC early 2014
>Walking down the street with a friend
>Mountain of nigger lard huffs like Cartman in our direction
>Stopped in our tracks, ask the guy what's up
>*huff*FUCKIN' EUROPEANS AND THEIR TIGHT PANTS*HUUUFF*

Why do Americans think skinny jeans are for hipsters? Is it because the hipsters have better diets and can actually wear them?

>>84108269
Put on some jeans that fit you Eurotrash loser. Nobody wants to see the tiny outline of your slug looking uncut cock

>>84108372
Your mother does.

>>84102248
>Vidya plebs lining up at a fucking Best Buy for the new Pokemon game or some shit first day release is representative of the population

The Seinfeld outfit in question is the quintessential American "working adult male that likes dressing comfortably on his time off but still want to look arbitrarily halfway cleaned up" outfit

It's a 35 and over thing for the most part

>>84108372
Apparently wearing anything that isn't dad-tier bootcut jeans from some shit like Wal-Mart is considered hipster in Burgerland. You're talking about "spray-ons" which are fucking top-man tier shit. Most of the people in ny were either built or ham planets. It's not my fault there's hardly any lean built people that can keep up with today's fashion.
>he likes getting goy'd in the dick

>>84102346
8/10 nearly hooked

>>84102296
> "All I know is pain."

>>84100982
this was the 90's bro. now americans just dress in american flag apparel strapped with guns and bullet proof vests.

>>84105358
Literally what, do you shower outside? Why have two washrooms with specialty plumbing? Just keep your fucking bathroom clean

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>>84108269
What's the point of wearing ball-hugging skinny jeans? I'm not saying I wear seat on the floor boot cuts and dont roll them up but they are so uncomfortable.

I guess it also doesn't work for me because I'm hairy, muscular, and barrel chested so the twink look doesn't fly. I still don't understand it as a preferred streetwear look, though.

>>84102372
subhuman mongrel Americucks talking about cleanlness oh irony