Let's write a screenplay, /tv/

Call me Rosebud.

>>84099004
>>84099004
Says the bartender>>84099038
Says the bar tender

shut up bartender you're a fucking extra i'm not paying you for this.

in any case here i go taking off my bra now.

I'll have a gin and tonic

>>84099748
And I'll have your ass!

INT. BAR - CLOSING TIME
CLOSE on a Rosebud, a bartender at a nearly empty bar at the far end of a large and empty warehouse.

ROSEBUD: Whooo aaammmm IIIII?

At the far end of the warehouse, a door creaks open. SEVEN HUNDRED MILLION niggers begin flooding through the door.

You're a fucking nigger cunt Heil Hitler you subhuman ape

A MYSTERIOUS STRANGER emerges from the BAR BATHROOM and removes his fedora hat. He is clearly very sober and there is intelligence in his eyes.

MYSTERIOUS STRANGER
(to no one in particular) You know, sometimes I sit and wonder how 11 guys who lived in caves navigated planes from an airport to another city just to crash into buildings that had previously withstood a terrorist attack. Sometimes I just... wonder about that. Hmmm...

We need a new Citizen Kane. Wow, muh Rosebud, whatever. Syndoche New York has to pass Citizen Kane at this point right?