AYO HOL UP

*smacks lips* So u be say'n...

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>my fucking face when it is real

>>84098675
id watch it

Did they learn from 24?

OK I get why Idris Elba is the go-to much diversity actor these days because he's actually pretty good

But this fuck is the most bland 'star' actor out there, he has no range and just a boring look, why the fuck is he everywhere??

>>84098675
As if the boss could threaten to fire a black guy for not working. One scene down.

>>84098675
I think his limelight is over

>>84098675
Warner Bros. Wants A Lot Of Things...

1. Reboot Matrix With Michael B. Jordan As Its Star
2. King Arthur To Be Successful

>>84098675
Blacks have entered their golden age in hollywood
/pol/ is livid

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>>84098675

>>84098675
Is he going to be Morpheus? Nice!

IF THEY DO NOT CAST IDRIS ELBA IN THIS I WILL BE EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTED

>>84098675
oh jesus christ when will they give up

The film industry is officially finished

>>84098675
why the hell would you do that, fuck you Warner bros fuck you very much
hollywood needs to burn

Blackwashed Fantastic 4, Rocky, and now wants another movie. Alright, seriously. What the fuck is his problem.

>>84098872
He's the Randy Orton of actors

>>84098927
Franchise Killer

>>84098675
Why not get Will Smith like they were intending to do in the first place?

Sounds great as long as they keep Trinity and the agents white for maximum racist butthurt.

>>84098998
He's old and busted

>>84098675
>Michael B. Jordan
literally who

>>84098675
They could literally reboot The Matrix with all the original actors. None of them have aged a day, except Hugo Weaving.

SO U BE SAYI-
HOL UP
SO U BE S-
AYO HOL UP
SO U BE SAYIN WE WUZ BULLET DODGING N SHIEET????
DAS RITE

>>84098675
>reboot

fuck off, the best part about the matrix is you can set any story you want in it, including different time periods and realities because of the other versions mentioned, a prequel about Morpheus getting #woke would be better than just the same story again

>>84098675
Like an episode of the Matrix via Animatrix, or a reboot?

>>84099028
>mfw the inevitable interracial scene between neyo and trinity

>>84099137
but why do that when you can eliminate white people and just tell the same story???? seems kind of like a lot of work for the same purpose

>>84099137
Agreed, matrix is timeless. Absolutely no reason for a remake other than greedy jews wanting to make a quick buck.

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>>84099155
>NEYO

>>84098998
>>84099072
>>Michael B. Jordan
>literally who

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>>84099155

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America is collapsing

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>>84098675
Someone really needs to put WB out of their misery. How any of their execs still have jobs is totally beyond me.

>reboot "The Matrix"
Who the fuck wants this?
Never mind the actor, who the fuck is asking for a reboot at all?

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Genuinely not surprised.

>>84099260
Wile E Coyote

>>84099079
They all have.

wait, michael jordan?

i mean, he was great in space jam, but jeez he's gotta be older than will smith even.

>>84099235
>Nothing is beyond our reach

Except the touch of a woman.

>>84099341
dis nigga

>>84099028
found the nig nog

>>84099422
What, is it triggering having your safe space violated?

Magapede is a terrible portmanteau btw.

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>>84099422
Not even good at pretending to be opposition, kys

>>84099523
Shadilay!

NEYO HOLLLLLLL UP
SO YOU B SAYIN WE TAKIN MO WHITE PEOPLE SHIIIEEETTTTTTT?

>red pill is the bloods
>blue pill is the crips

This cuck is trying really hard to look like a idiot but just comes out as a retard trying to pretend to be a idiot, nobody talks like you

its so fun to be racist against blacks. who even considers them human anyway?

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>cuck

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>>84099610
of course, brother

>>84099657
b-but statistics

fellow shariablue brothers, we will prevail against the evil 4channers, keep pretending to be them and report back to the discord!

Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

>le sharia blue boogeyman

Why do they do this shit

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>Le boogeyman

You can't ruin something that has always been shit.

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>it's a "samefagging IRC (you) collector fails to stir up a shitstorm like he hoped" thread

>>84099831
hello nigger

>>84099235
/pol/bros leaving their basements is my aesthetic

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>>84098675

>>84099831
>nervous nigger sweating profusely as /tv/ makes fun of his kin

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Why is this nigga being forced on us?

Nigga looks like pic related

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We can do it shareblue!

>>84100048
holy fuck reddit is hideous

>>84100048
>Single fat white mother holding black baby
It's like a real life meme

>>84098800

I hate /pol/ and im livid. Blacks aren't getting work because of great ideas and acting. It's all because of quotas and diversity. Why the actual fuck do blacks not understand that mandatory minimums are racist as fuck? Christ almighty

>>84100048
>Even poor doggo is fat
Monsters

obligatory
WEEEEEEEEEEEE


EEEEEE


EEEEEEEEE

>>84100048

The more normal they look, the more they question their presence in the group. Look.

>>84100048

Girls on the bottom right are kinda of qt. And the dogger looks like a bro.

>>84099028
Why can't niggers make their own movies with their own ideas?

>>84100264
>niggers
>make something
pick one

I wish the colonists had just picked their own fucking cotton, jesus christ

>>84100264
nigger is synonymous with the word "thief"

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>>84100048
even the dog is morbidly obese

>>84100177
wuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>84100304
>*Smacks lips*
>AYO HOL UP
>WHITEY B STELL ERRBODY ELSE HISTORY N SHEEEEIIT
American niggers are the worst.

>>84100264
They did. It's called Soul Plane

>>84098675
>"I know Kung Fu"
> *Begins to put up his hands and backs up screamin "C'mon nigga, c'mon" two other people in the back scream "WORRRLLLSTAWW" "WORLLLLSTAWWW GIT DAT NIGGA NEO! WHOO!"
>The whole experience is filmed on a verticle flip phone.

Sounds good to me

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>>84099523
>that proud cuck dick tattoo
Every time

>>84100350
yeah these apes think they could have been as advanced as Wakanda if whites left them alone.

>>84100264
They're just not really suited to filmmaking. Even when they occasionally manage to make a decent film it never rises above the cliches of 'black' subject matter (slavery, poverty, gang culture), and they're visually uninspired (Moonlight being a continuous stream of repurposed Wong Kar Wai shots).

>>84100409
>agent smith holding the gun sideways like a thug
>neyo wearing all white instead of black
>trinity is a big ass dumb bimbo
>morpheus is a fat white sperg
sounds like my kind of kino

>>84098675
Well sources says it's not exactly a reboot of the same story. This is a new character in the same universe probably after or before Neo. This might actually end up as a prequel to the Original trilogy and casting Michael B. Jordan as a young Morpheus

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>>84098675

>tfw you realise he was Wallace in The Wire

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>>84100048
>mfw the dude in the top left is wearing the shirts of my college
fuck this state

>>84098675

Mmm Matrix Infinity, twice as fast as F4, in how badly it will crater.

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>>84099331
carrie and keanu look almost the same, and morpheus looks barely older going off john wick 2

>>84098675
Back in high school the Matrix was a really big deal. People were obsessed with it. Looking back, the first one has a place in film history, but the "saga" itself can suck a dick.

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>black male in the matrix
>white female in the real world
>transgender people are explained as glitches in the matrix

how much you want to bet that this is going to happen

>>84098675
they keep trying to make this chinless dickhead the new Will Smith aka white-friendly-black-guy but every movie with him in it fails horribly.

>>84100157
>Why the actual fuck do blacks not understand that mandatory minimums are racist as fuck?

To them the only mandatory minimum thats raciss is mandatory minimum sentencing.

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Michael B Jordan black washing a white character in another crappy reboot?

lol

>>84098675
>Yo, Oracle. Where's Neo at?

>>84099072
>hasn't seen Space Jam

how would this work? wasn't the entire plot of the matrix reliant on Neo being the "chose one"?

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>>84098795
lel. I quite liked Antoine Fuqua's version from 2004, apart from it being horribly cheesy and Keira Knightley's acting

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how bout instead of rebooting a movie, you just think of something original?

No? Too much to ask? well okay then :(

>>84100515
that's evidently wrong though. It has nothing to do with the skin color, it has to do with representation. Still, you have blockbuster retards like Antoine Fuqua who make movies with only white actors, except for Training Day which is quite good.

>>84098795
I would have liked King Arthur to be successful too because it would have meant a whole franchise of films involving Aiden Gillen as a smug dude that looks EXACTLY like CIA.

AYO THAT BE THE WHITE RABBIT THEY BE TELLIN ME ABOUT GIRL

Ayoyoyoyoyo hollll up watchu b sayin?

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>>84102097

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>>84102424
It's a top notch flick. Over the top and good fight scenes.

>>84099684
>salem
fuck. this guy might live mear me?

I've never seen/heard a black person "smacking their lips" before. Where does this come from?

Make shaq fu instead.

>>84102649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkJf9efNYPg

>>84098675
Well he can't be neo, because blacks can't use computers cause day racis

>>84098800
>>84098808
>>84098872
Will Smith was originally going to play Neo in the Matrix but later passed o the role and Keanu was cast

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>>84102688

>>84100264
Gotta be honest, they can't seem to make original movies with white people either.

>>84099155
>Neyo
My sides have left the Matrix and entered real world

>>84098800
>A black's golden age is stealing stuff that white people created
Checks out.

>>84099028
Only niggers and jews want to see superior white beauty to be eliminated.

krjg

e

>>84100264
>2017
>new ideas
We ran out of possible stories to tell like a decade ago. All iterations have been tried.

>>84100157
whites only get acting jobs because they are white, not because of skill.

>>84104375
This is actually true, only it's a very specific kind of white person.

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>Another Remake

What the fuck is this thread?
This news is almost a year old.

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Why is nu-/pol/ getting this buttflustered by niggers in movies?

I'm pretty sure will smith was initially offered the leading role but he rejected it.

>>84105017
Yeah, after they refused to turn Neo into a profusely lip smacking ladies man.

>>84102424
>>84102589
That movie was terrible. Worst I've ever seen in theaters

>>84105312
Good soundtrack though.

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>>84099155
So you where sayin'?

>>84104375
>jews are white now

>>84105431
>jews aren't white
*90% of white peoples nobel prizes disappear*

>>84105431
Blacks have always pretended jews are white.
Makes it easier to play the minority card.

>>84105493
>citation needed
:^)

>>84100157
>"I hate /pol/ and"
>agrees with /pol/'s opinion

Why do you hate it? Because (((they))) want you to.

>>84102387
>black washing
mudding

Just make a fucking original movie already.

Hollywood can't crash soon enough

>>84100515
Steve McQueen made Hunger though to be fair

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But why? Keanu's still in great shape.

>>84098763


Creed. It's because of Creed

>>84105629
Hollywood hasn't a bone of originality since its inception. Even the Matrix was admittedly ripped straight from the Ghost in the Shell according to its directors.

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A Matrix movie with a black lead? Unthinkable!

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>>84105886
He made the right decision

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>>84100189

>>84098675
it's gonna be called

"The Adventures of the Negrovingian"

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WHAT IS UP WITH THIS GODDAMNED JEWS RUINING MY CINEMA?????!!!!!

RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>84105886
>change hollywood forever
Except he would have ruined the movie. That's why he didn't get the part.
The only reason he was even considered for it was executive meddling.

In this bold new remake, the Agent Smiths are just going to be parole officers

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Spoiler alert: the Matrix was always passionately anti-white

The trilogy literally ends with a black, an asian and an indian looking off into the brighter future of a better tomorrow now that white people are extinct

>>84105987
dude looks like Nosferatu

>>84104375
Only a jew could write this post.

Not a bad choice.

>>84105501
Its funny because once they realize they refer to seperate entities everything becomes much clearer.

>Warner Bros. wants to fuck everything

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>>84098675
Why are they still trying ot make this nigga happen?

He's very unlikeable and not even good.

Make Anthony Mackie happen instead.

>>84106027
Agent Zimmerman and Agent Wilson don't agree

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>>84100189

>>84098675
the tranny sisters' original idea was to have a black guy as the protagonist before getting Keanu though

Let's remake the Revenant too why not

>>84100264
>>84100285
>>84100304
>>84100392
>>84100515
>this massive cirlejerk
am I on /r/4chan? this board just keeps getting worse

>>84107019

The thing is, people realise that had Smith been cast, the film would have probably been largely the same and, on release, would have been met with the same acclaim a)because will was bankable and b)it was a decent movie with some innovative effects for the time and an interesting story.

A Jordan led remake will have none of this going for it and nobody is looking forward to the ensuing diversity circle jerk on its release or the fallout where everyone gets called racist when it flops.

>>84107299
Ban evading are we? Keep this up and you'll get a rangeban

>>84098704
WE

>>84098730
You idiot.

Legacy sucked because of the writing not the coon lead actor

>>84098800
DELETE THIS NOW

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>Matrix gets a reboot
>the reboot is bad but the reboot sequels turn out better than the originals

>>84099072
Wallace, from Bodie's crew

>>84099368
Or white skin

>>84099831
So every thread on /tv/?

>>84107383
>ban evading
what the fuck are you talking about?

>>84105732
is this from The Ambassador(2016)?

>>84100264
>niggers
>their own ideas

They only do what democrats tell them.

>>84100564
He pissed himself

>>84101542
FUUUUG

Trinity started my leather fetish

>>84104454
Look at the poster count

>>84106091
>society collapses
>nigs being able to survive without welfare

>>84098800
>blacks enter their cultural golden age
>all they can crank out is black panther and get out
whoah

>>84107683
>governed by a white man and a giant machine

>>84098675
>another "Darnell-tier" black actor

How long until we get the news that he pissraped an underage white girl? It's always the Darnells

>>84098800
>/pol/ is livid
For once dubdubs is wrong. You don't browse /pol/ you little faggot. If you did, you'd see it's nothing but laughing at eurosluts getting enriched captured by EU Securavision (trademark) in every major city all archived on liveleak.

Silly newbois. Race bait threads are all bots to slide fun discussion of the Euro chem-fucked genepool that is going down the toilet. And the banking+media system.

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>>84099155
>neyo
goddamn

>>84099079
https://peopledotcom.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/keanu-reeves1.jpg?w=2000&h=1333

>>84099028
>Mr toby you hear that? That is the sound of inevitability
>my name...is...lamumba

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>>84098675
>>84098675

I hope they fucking do it.

I want them to crash spectacularly, I hope it has a huge budget.

I hope the double down on Michael as the star, whey poster and merchandising item should have his face, so his is the face of the debacle, it'll make Keanu's shine brighter.

I hope it ruins WB. I hope it gets bought by Disney after.

>>84107891
>I hope it ruins WB. I hope it gets bought by Disney after.
Kill yourself

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>>84106091
>all that humidity and sweat of a thousand inbred zionites
It's probably because I'm a low test cavedweller, but this scene just made me think how they're all going to die by infections and nerve-damage before them cute squid robots come for their brains.

>>84107396
WUZ

>>84098675
is this not nick cannon?

Not his fault fantastic 4 sucked.

He did good in Creed and having a Blacky replace rocky worked in that story.

And this COULD work. If it doesn't turn into a anti white "we was kangs".

>Trinity has to be black.
>Morpheus white
>You can keep one or two villains white
>But must have black villians.
>Not a total remake.

If it's anything like "Africa was kangs"

Hey man I like Wallace

>>84099028
This, and I hope its actually a good flick

>>84106091
imagine the stench coming out of the exhaust ducts of zion
>pol was always right

>>84109243
They were living in a literal sewer system.