/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

/tpg. is dead

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>>84097897
So I had a dream last night that I fucked Shelly Johnson

>i ride into town on my bike
>seeing a lot of familiar faces
>hey pete! oh look, there's mike. wtf he's a lawyer now?
>everyone seems happy to see me, like i've been away a long time
>cruise up to the double r diner
>doc hayward's leaving just as i walk in
>gives me a weird look, don't know what to make of it
>"falling" starts playing
>goddamn, twin peaks is so comfy
>grab myself a seat at the counter
>that giggling wench heidi takes my order
>"a cup of coffee and a piece of that famous cherry pie, toots"
>couple minutes later shelly johnson serves me
>holy shit she's even more beautiful than in season 2
>she winks at me, almost like she's trying to flirt with me
>feel myself go red like a twelve-year-old who just had his first kiss
>we start small talking
>she's asking how i've been, as if i used to live here and i've finally returned after a long absence
>turns out she's single
>has a young daughter but she's away at camp
>i have a feeling that i can seal the deal
>she's really into me
>decide to tell her a joke:
>"a couple of penguins are walking across an iceberg and the first one says to the second, 'you look like you’re wearing a tuxedo'"
>"and the second one says, 'well maybe i am'"
>she bursts out laughing
>success.exe
>next thing i know
>smash cut
>we're in her bedroom
>i'm pounding away
>she's so fucking tight
>holy fucking shit, this is the best dream i've had in living memory
>glance at the mirror on her door as we're making the beast with two backs
>wtf why is my forehead so huge
>now we're lying next to each other
>i'm stroking her luscious hair, she has her dainty hand on my chest
>she looks up into my eyes
>her mouth opens
>"i always knew you were cool, james
And then I woke up"

is /tpg/ canon?

Friendly reminder that Eddie Vedder's song Out of Sand was confirmed to end the season and it explicitly says Cooper isn't getting his mind back. https://youtu.be/VI-Lukyr4UY

>>84097957
>/tpg.

https://youtu.be/u45tjGTqNHo?t=3m11s

>>84098017
>Friendly reminder that Eddie Vedder's song Out of Sand was confirmed to end the season
source

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>/tpg/

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*goes to shake hand*

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Rhonda best girl, and she would never start a new general before the previous was on autosage.

diane is so fucking sexy

>>84098047
unironically this

>>84098047
Well people wanted more scenes in Twin Peaks.

>>84098061
Autosage isnt even a real thing desu

>>84098037
Lynch confirmed it to me on Skype.

>>84098047
10/10

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>>84097886
Yes, he tries to strangle him via headlock in the end.

>>84098017

stop shilling eddie vedder

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Are you jealous, /tp/?

>>84098017
Please post the lyrics where it says that I am mentally challenged

>>84098164
bet he hates the new season

I know most twin peaks fanboys are so head over hills with season 3 even though deep inside they don't really like it. ohh season 3 is so macabre, it's a Lynch Masterpiece
Lol it's worst than season 2. Lynch is really milking it with 18 episodes. Really?! 18 episode? they could make it 8 episode and it would be better. Those really long shots and unnecessary scenes are stupid. and the Dougie thing? jeez. Ever since Fire Walk with me stories has been taking place outside Twin Peaks. That's not twin peaks. Stay in twin peaks. The town was a central character itself.

>>84098164
>400 people liked that
at least people like him :(

>>84098164
My mom sends me to the white lodge.

>>84098164
>30th birthday
>lives like a manchild

>>84098184
stop pretending you hate season 3 m8
the meme got old

>>84098184
I'm more a Lynch movie fan than a Twin Peaks fan (though I like it too) so I am legitimately liking it.

>>84097897
>http://www.foxnews.com/news/2017/06/20twin-peaks-renewed-for-season-four

Oh fuck no. This return has been so mediocre so far. I could only imagine it getting even worse with time.

>>84098184
Dang, you rite.

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why is she so perfect?

>>84098025
Even Dennis Hopper got LYNCHED

>>84098184
wtf I hate dern now

>>84098092
>all these images of him
Bit homo desu lad

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Guys

I figured it out

>>84098230
because she's a beautiful soul

>>84098230
i've never found ashley judd attractive before? wtf

>>84098184
And here I am thinking 18 episodes is not enough. I had high hopes for this season and it surpassed them.

>>84098025
never know if I love or hate Henry Rollins
he does dumb shit like yell at hipsters that like Black Flag and then does based stuff like this

What does Jay Bauman think of the new season of Twin peaks? Is that pleb pedofile /lynched/

>>84098259
He looked like a trap in Antiviral desu, if you're gonna go homo for someone that's probably the least gay option

>>84098335
they'll wait until everyone else decides so they know how to make an opinion

>>84098335
adores it

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>>84098335
>pedophile
what

>>84098357
he was singing its praises on twitter the moment it came out

>>84098335
he tweeted about loving that I LOVE HOW YOU LOVE ME scene and how nothing is gonna top Twin Peaks or something like that

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>>84098272
>>84098277
>borderline Africa aids leftist Obama shill
and dropped

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>>84098271

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>>84098259
Don't knock a dude for having taste.

>>84098375
Jay admitted to having some sort of sexual encounter with his younger brother

Naomi Watts is so fucking good in this

>>84097897
thats a mean fucking fake link. I got so excited

>>84098392
>forgot "nasty woman" speeches
>womens march shill
jesus fuck, devil is indeed a woman

>>84098184
The pacing is so slow if the show was compressed into 8 episodes everything so far could have happened in the first episode. fuck lynch and fuck white peopl

>>84098432
Yeah I noticed it today. She's perfect for that role and acting is spot on. Also I though she's in like early 30s but actually she's 48.

>>84098427
Source now

1) You can lick Janey-E's armpit and then play with Sonny Jim, later taking out an armed assassin and being forever known as "The Cobra"
2) You can get two rides from Jade and end up with $400k at a lucky break at a casino

how to choose?

>>84098481
It was somewhere in one of their 4 hour streams. Maybe the Zelda one?

>>84098443
You're a fucking idiot if you want the show to be that rushed. And we would be at ep 3 now, not 1.

>>84098047
lol2whore

>>84098164
>>84098207
>getting smooched in his profile pic
How does it feel, /tpg/, to know that a man who got a Twin Peaks birthday cake from his mother at 30 years old has managed to find sex and love and you have not?

>>84098432
I loved how she runs up and starts slapping the shit out of Ike

>>84098432
she's a very good actress

also very pretty

I wonder how her pusy smell haha

Somebody please post the Twin Peaks is dead episode graph

>>84098432
absolute mommy

>>84098598
it's actually rising up again

>>84098164
>he was five when it came out
embarrassing for him, but that's a really thoughtful and loving parent, and she should be an inspiration to mothers everywhere, but something tells me she's actually a single mother and she divorced the father due to "irreconcilable differences" and his son's gf/wife will cheat on him

just guessing though

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Cute!

>>84098509
t. Gilchrist

>>84098642
Looks like the nextdoor harpy from Married With Children desu

>>84098184
You're right._

This was the best episode yet

>>84098597
like jet fuel

I'm 100% certain that I will see season 4 of twin peaks

I'm a black magician and everything I think becomes true. I simply shift into a reality where it happens, just as I ended up in this one with S3 of twin peaks

seeya later losers

>>84098671
Lynch broke it real good.

>>84098707
teach me your ways

>>84098642

>watching that interview
>she talks how how David Lynch would "spray her with his hose"

Do you think he did it to Madchen too?

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Do you do transcendental meditation?

I just want to publicly thank David Lynch for giving me more nudes of Madeline Zima.

>>84098731
Madchen was deeply Lynched
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PhVHFdAjV0
at some point here she starts gushing about their kissing scene

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>>84098747
Nah I just connect to the moon.

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>>84098784
>lynch talking about being under madchens feet

>>84098784
his voice is dpressive,i am getting lynched by an interview

>>84098853
what time?

>>84098892
not sure. in the uncut interview he mentions it but the one linked is only 30 mins.

What if Bing was actually murdered? I've seen theories that someone might get murdered in Twin Peaks in this season and this guy just rushes into the RR real quick asking if anyone had seen Bing. And Bing is credited as one of Lynch's kids in the credits and the same person that was playing guitar when Richard Horne was first introduced.

>>84098784

What the fuck is it about Lynch that makes all of his actresses gush for him so much

I'm pretty sure he's fucked most of his principal actresses

>David Lynch's son Riley has Pen Pen from Evangelion as his header on twitter
>it's actually possible he tried to get his dad to watch anime shit

>>84098923
i thought he said Benny

>>84098271
I don't get it

>>84098956
if I were an actress I'd probably let him fuck me

>>84098970
It's Bing in the subtitles and the credits

>>84098956

Because he picks no-name actresses and gives them careers

>>84098963
His dad probably showed it to him

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>>84098784
>Kyle repeatedly staring down Madchen's blouse
>looks like he's just there for a paycheck and wants to go home
>Lynch blowing smoke into everyone's face
>sexually harassing Madchen
>that guy on the end hasn't said a word in the first 10 minutes
Holy shit this is uncomfortable.

crackpot theory: what if diane did get raped by booper 25 years ago , got pregnant, gave the baby up for adoption and then one of the hornes adopted it and named the baby richard

>>84099023
real woman

>>84098956
Avant garde artist with down to earth MT country boy manners.

>>84098963
I can see Lynch liking Evangelion, or at least appreciating certain direction sensibilities by Anno.
I wonder if he watched Shin Godzilla.

>>84099057
https://twitter.com/Riley_S_Lynch/status/418952697480368128
wtf

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Is there anyone in Hollywood that isn't a leftist cuck? (except for Gibson and Eastwood)

>>84098784
>he calls Kyle "Kale"

>>84099114
OMG WTF LOL

>>84099114
Lol patrician

>>84099114
what a madman

>>84099153
This cant be real

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HMMMMMMM

>>84099153
NO LOVE DEEP WEB

>>84099106
>implying Lynch wouldn't prefer Ergo Proxy

>>84099172
>david lynchs son is shitposting in /tpg. right now

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>>84098277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffb_5X59_DA

>>84099167
this is literally son of Lynch

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>>84099172
>tfw he lurks
>tfw he already showed David the LYNCHED meme pictures

>>84099198
>>84099106
all garbage

he'd probably hate anime barring serial experiements lain

>>84099172
oh shit
ONE OF US
ONE OF US

Offscreen crimes of Doppleganger Cooper;

>Murdered Major Garland Briggs, beheaded him, and burned his office down
>Raped Audrey Horne while she was in a coma because of the bomb at the bank (She had a rape-baby, Richard Horne, the guy from the bar who later runs the kid over with his truck)
>Killed the FBI agent in Columbia after Albert gave Jeffries the name
>Raped, beat and abused Diane after going to her house shortly after leaving the lodge, leaving her traumatized
>Tortured and raped Annie, then strangled and dismembered her

>>84099214
in all seriousness, Lynch would probably like Monster

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>evangelion
LMAO

>>84099198
Ergo Proxy aka nothing ever happening yeah nah

Riley you here mate?

>>84099262
Damn, what a plebby son Lynch has.

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Oops, we spoke too soon

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>vargposting in 2012
This guy is a fucking legend

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>>84099214
The humming electricity sounds in the last few episodes reminded me of Lain.
Anyway nah, I think it's possible he appreciates Anno as a director and vice-versa.

>>84099327
what movie?

>>84099248
>Tortured and raped Annie, then strangled and dismembered her
what

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Wanna buy some deathsticks?

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>>84099263
too deep for ya kid

>>84099356
what a pleb

>>84099030
when this aired i thought it was going to be the scene with Trent

>>84099357
literally 2/10 scores from all major reviewers
stop this memeing

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>>84099349
file name.

>>84099353

anon is making shit up

>>84099172
>>84099203
>>84099210
this niggers been here the whole time couldn't give us a goddamn leak
or at the very least rare Mary Sweeney nudes

>>84099172
what am I supposed to realize here?

>>84099400
it's a very old /v/ joke

>>84099383
oh shit I've been meaning to watch this

some anon put up a mega link for it in the shin gojira thread when the based subs anon finally delivered

>>84099381
>can't even think for himself
what are you doing in /tpg/ though for real?

Not-Coop is going to find whatever he's looking for and he's going to use it rewrite the past so that he is the normal Coop and so gets to stay outside the Lodge.

>>84099400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ3yTVkL7bQ

>>84099415
>/v/
Try /b/, this joke is literally as old as 2004

>>84099153
im tweeting this at lynch

>>84098707
Why didn't you shift into a reality where Michael Ontkean reprises his role as Harry S Truman and David Bowie filmed scenes as Philip Jeffries?

>>84099456
>goes for the small dick joke immediately

What a lazy old man.

>>84099497
I wasnt thinking about those details

>>84098164
is the chick in his profile pic his mom or gf

if mom, nice
if gf, nice

I also live in Seattle and grew up close to Snoqualmie / North Bend, still spend a ton of time out there floating the river and hiking but you dont see me acting like a faggot about it. Actually who am i kidding, thats actually pretty nice by his mom. I like moms that do stuff like that.

>reverse image search the Riley Lynch dick pic
>no results
ANYONE SEEN BING?

>>84098017
man, I can't wait for this to be added to the list of unfunny shit anons post in every single thread for this show.

>>84099122
>is there anyone in hollywood who doesn't conform to my warped perception of reality

You tell me, anon. You tell me.

>>84099263
>nothing ever happening
literally Twin Peaks: Dougie Walk With Me

Gonna be honest my dudes I haven't seen a lot of jackpots lately. Is it a sign of Coop's return? Poor Sonny Jim...

>>84099122
we haven't seen Nadene yet right? Didn't she die in the original run?

>>84099588
kill yourself nigger

>>84099695
we have, she was laughing at Jacoby's video

>>84099695

She showed up watching Dr Jacoby's InfoWars.

>>84099695
We've seen her

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Would you a Jade?

>>84099826
We're talking 11 or 12 rides

>>84099697
>I am incapable of independent, original, or critical thought

Yes, that seems to describe you well.

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>>84099848
oh diane

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>>84099854
NEW LEAKED FOOTAGE

>>84099869
ugly shitskin :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnd0qg4I_MM
season 4 leaked trailer

This season is terribly directed. I don't have much against its writing, there are interesting ideas but visually this season is so bad. It looks like an amateur movie and there are lots of unintentional awkward moments. Lynch has lost his touch.

>>84099894
kek

>>84099898
>unintentional awkward moments
kek

>>84099878
please kill yourself man. You're just not funny.

>>84099898
ha, I guess it has been 10 years since Lynch directed anything. Maybe he's gotten rusty, and Frost can't tell him to speed things up.

Considering the fact that the two of them co-wrote this season, I find it hard to believe that Frost was onboard for some of the more self-indulgent scenes (which let's be honest, that's what they are).

>>84099944
please kill yourself man. You're just not funny.

>>84098061

Based Rhonda poster.

>>84099873
more new season webms pls

Does Rhonda have nudes?
Asking for a friend

>>84099826
Best twinpeaksfu so far (all seasons)

>>84099924
There are intentional "le funny" awkward moments for sure. But for example, from the first episode, the spirit that got out of the glass box looked great. But when it attacked the couple, it was supposed to be terrifying but it looked funny as shit. This is just one example.

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>>84099970

Leaked footage from Uganda confirms a robocop cameo in season 5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTgvExvAk2c

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Windom Earle is inquestionably the best part of season two, simply because what enshrouds the Deleuzian representation of negation in “The Black Lodge” is by nature (W)indom (E)arle. We, the pure ample aspiration, the capital v-Viewer are held fantastically in a grip of pleasure as "solicitude", certainty as “knowingness” and “The Black Lodge” as ontological blockchain/godhead. TMFAP is absolute fact in opposition but the baroque villainy of WE's (and any Lovecraftian) the same sin to die “now” as on the path to Madness. The conditional “It” (DC) creates nothing in response, Earle's own humanity is reflected in his oeuvre of disguise-personalities. (performed) To WE (& the normative Cooper &Briggs) the Implacability of unsure sentiment is Earle’s selfenforcing principle, pleasure--simplicity. In Palmer, the reprised intelligences move towards psychosomatic transgression. WE's sickness is symptom & myth unlike the Palmer daughter his active agent is not important, but “normal” and yet pronouncedly considerable as such, bidding. “We a the, of not can he.” The subject of Earle is in an undiluted terrace viewed viewers become wrote wonders, noting nothing Indian anyhow in the Black Lodge (negation).

Then, there’s Earle, the something coupling with Lodge entities, (call it “force”, of what? of course: illusion. – by since And because of supremacy In ALL perceptions, (rare & cloistered the issue may be) what we then Now view as reality, IS,) [in WE's] subjection a full picture. In an open letter to Kenneth Welsh “Windom Earle” one asks to which if not to want introduction (Mark Frost) gigantic of up wrote run life, (MF) introduction, revelation, dreams, & value system, (MF,MF,DL,MF) ie. AS Windom Earle hAS in the Black Lodge. (the rudimentary transition in S2 of Windom A into form Windom B.) Perhaps to “comfyfags“ will greet these upon death, a paradoxical death for those who existence infects.

>>84099991

Yes, she played a hooker in some other show.

>>84099873
WTF????????
WHAT IS THAT SCENE SUPPOSED TO BE?

http://www.showbiz411.com/2017/06/16/tv-ratings-twin-peaks-99th-highest-rated-cable-show-last-sunday-because-its-just-terrible
BTFO

>>84097956
HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!

>>84100234

Music video.

HAS ANYONE SEEN BILL?

>>84100234
b8.jpg

>>84100234
MV for Beach House song "Wishes"
Directed by Eric (((Wareheim))), kek

>>84100322
*Bing

>>84100278
>there are people who actually think ratings equal quality

>>84100278
based url poster

>>84100340
Are you implying that a jew told an actor to hump a horse on video for money?

How will cooper get his personality back?
It's been so long now and he hasn't been slowly re-coop-erating. So black lodge shenanigans or dark-coop fucking up his plan are likely the only ways. Even if Hawk finds good-coop I doubt they would easily be able to fix him.

>>84100278
>To say that the “The Return” is a disaster is a David Lynchian understatement. In Episode 6, Lynch (Agent Cole) and Sheryl Lee (Laura Palmer) are listed in the credits, but don’t appear in the show as far as I could tell. This suggests a lot of last minute cutting. As this “Twin Peaks” makes no sense, moves at a snail’s pace and seems random, the credits bear the only explanation for what’s not going on.
>The new show is not enjoyable. It’s exasperating. I can’t believe anyone watches it in real time: you must have your finger on a fast forward button. In Episode 6, Kyle Maclachlan as the Agent Cooper doppelganger Dougie says fewer than 20 words. Naomi Watts, not knowing what the hell is happening, looks like a small child lost in a superstore.
>Very little is set in Twin Peaks itself, like the preceding five episodes. This show is set in Las Vegas and its environs, and maybe Washington, DC. Who knows? But what does happen in Twin Peaks is awful: a child is hit and killed by a careening truck driven by a coked up tertiary character. Two women in an office are brutally and graphically murdered by a dwarf. And they are mundane: Deputy Hawk pulls apart a bathroom door to discover some notes on lined paper. Coffee is poured at Norma’s but she (Peggy Lipton) isn’t there. Just Shelly (Madchen Amick), wasted in silence.
>Guest stars included Laura Dern, revealed after 25 years as Diane, Agent Cooper’s secretary; the late Miguel Ferrer; Harry Dean Stanton, who looks dead; Robert Forster and Candy Clark. The one armed man dances in the red room as a hologram and warns Dougie “Don’t die.”
>“The Return” is just bullshit. It’s a test from David Lynch: how much can he put over on you? How long will people pretend to understand in order to seem hip? There’s no plot, no story, no continuity, and more importantly, no fun. It’s not arch, like the old “Twin Peaks.” It’s just work, with no payoff.

>>84100340
My man Eric has some skills. He should drop Tim like yesterday's B'Owl.

>>84100428
L Y N C H E D
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>>84100428
>I don't like the people that like something le wahhhhhhh!

>>84100403
Gerard/MIKE needs to give him back his shoes.
Cooper was still Cooper in the lodge, and the only thing to not leave with him through the electrical socket were his shoes.

>>84100563
and wasn't mike a shoe salesman?

>>84098047
kek

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Was this sideplot really necessary?

>>84100590
He certainly was. (Or at least his earthly persona was: Gerard)

>>84100605
theres 11 episodes left

>>84100605
Is that Harry?

>>84100605
Are you really necessary?

>>84100659
No, that's Tom.

>>84098784
Kyle is unbelievably sexy with that hair

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>>84099732
that fucking whole scene man

>>84099721

She wasn't laughing, she was eating that shit up. She's the kind of viewer that's gullible to shit like that while Jerry is the other viewer that knows it's bs and watches for shits and giggles.

>>84100607
Why is Mike's earthly form the same as his lodge form?

>>84098047
Are they cheering his sweeping abbilities or what?

>>84100743
He says he's close to that body. You can physically take bodies into the Lodge so he just stays in Gerard and goes in and out. We don't know his true form like we do with Bob. We only ever see him in Gerard's body.

>>84100743
Lynch and Frost are probably the only ones who actually know, but I always assumed that the lodge forms were just representations so that humans could comprehend the spirits in a physical form. That's why the forms can change, and why the room-service waiter can show up randomly to give cooper a coffee. Ideas are just represented in the lodge in ways that certain people can comprehend. (maybe... I dunno, fun to speculate I suppose)

>>84100647
Exactly, only 11 episodes, and nothing has happened. Why should we care about some literal who with a literal cancer husband? The entire Great Northern scenes have so far consisted of:
>ben's secretary/potential love interests introduced, culminating in this scene in the last episode
>jerry eating food, staring at his iPhone(tm), and him getting high
And that's it I think.
>>84100671
Not an argument.

>>84100815
>nothing has happened
Some scenes definitely linger too long, but this is just an exaggeration. Maybe nothing that you care about has happened, but things are happening, and a lot of them are entertaining to some of us.

>>84099006
Only Lynch can make me root for the sweeping of that guy!

>>84100676
No it's James.

>>84100905
same here, it's like people never watched The Straight Story

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>>84098047

>>84098784
Why does Lynch like Kale so much? Why is he giving him so much screentime?

>>84100030
I don't think it looked funny desu; it was just a black mass moving fast and the actors faces spraying blood. It was actually very well done...

>>84100659
No, it's Dick.

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After watching e7 yesterday I've had terrible nightmares about Twin Peaks and felt claustrophobic the whole night.
My dreams ended with
>it's e18 now
>Coop is still Dougie
>he's doing some weird shit the whole episode, it's beyond not making sense
>it's actually a meta-riddle
>it starts an ARG that after enough investigation gets you to the scripts of two more episodes that completely resolve the story
I don't know why but it was terrifying.

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YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!

>>84101117
That does sound terrifying.

>>84100815
>only 11 episodes, and nothing has happened
What a hot take!

>>84100783
L Y N C H E D

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>>84101135
...room service.

>>84100783
cheering the kino

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>>84098017
from the lyrics
>A drunk octopus wants to fight

>69 posters
/tpg/ is dead :(

It really blows my brain that we get to watch this today. I'm not sure if television is ever going to be topped.

>>84100278
>showbiz411
Truly the authority on art-house television, how will Lynch ever recover?

>>84101117
I had a weird-ass dream the night I watched the episode too. It wasn't entirely related to Twin Peaks but it had quite a few things influenced by it. Shame I can't remember it in as much detail as I'd like as it was pretty cool from what I remember.

Basically the area the dream took place in was influenced by the Black Lodge and this influence came mostly in the form of fucking with probability and causality. I think I was being chased by some people so I was trying to get away from them and this influence would for instance have things that people are doing on their own or what they're wearing would in some way show me how to progress and keep one step ahead of whoever I was running from. There was also a part where I met a dog and I guess this dog was important because it died a few times but every time it did another similar dog would happen along to replace it, again, because of the influence of the Lodge. I also met two small children named Richard and Linda a few times in the dream but I don't think they were in the same bodies each time.

>>84101117
It sounds fake af. You don't have to lie, you cringy loser.

>>84100605
Explains why the office slut might be into Ben Horne

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>>84101200
>implying the pre-general twin peaks threads weren't better than the current overrun threads
Nothing comfier than a good thread slowly dying over the course of 8 hours at sub 200 posts.

>>84101236
Well it was a dream so it's not like it's going to happen.
It was also the first really memorable dream I've had in months.

I wonder what the reaction to the new season is going to be like in Japan, they loved the old stuff over there.

>>84101290
If nothing else (though I am still enjoying it) the Dougie stuff dragging on so long at least makes sure that Watts' character stays around for a while.

>>84101232
Did anybody ever tell you special snowflake millennials that sharing your dreams is bad conversation? It's boring and reeks of narcissism.

>>84098184
I'm not exactly head over hills but a show like this isn't a Diamond dozen either. In any case, It's a Dougie Doug's world out there.

>>84101290
Classic Janey-Earl Jones

>>84100815
>only 11 episodes, and nothing has happened

Isn't that what Twin Peaks is about?

Pleb here, never seen the series btw.

>>84101321
I find dreams interesting. Better than spamming memes though I'm sure your millennial ass would disagree.

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>>84101321
Say it to my face irl real life faggot.

>>84097897
go away david lynch cancer fags. stop shitting up this board.

>>84100071
ya lost yer min, son. Or English ain't yer primary language.

Maybe you can say it all again more carefully?

Also you forgot about garmonbozia

WHAT ABOUT THE GARMONBOZIA!!!!!

Is this canon https://youtu.be/DEKkOXCsMMk

>>84098184
>The town was a central character itself.
Everytime I've ever heard anyone say this about anything, they were a pseudointellectual retard with no idea what they were talking about.

>>84098017
Based Dougie take over how can Cooper expect to compete?

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>>84099040

>>84101364
Oh hell god baby damn no!

>>84101455
what is it about this photo that is so funny

>>84101513
Grapes = balls

>>84101513
His facial expression is very Dougie

>>84101342
Memes are funny, your boring made brain sharts aren't.

>>84101347
Which fat camp are you smuggling mcdoubles into this summer?

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>>84101290

>Janey will never scold, bully and yell at you

>>84101582
You're mom camp.

I want a sex scene where Janey is aggressively fucking a limp Dougie

>>84101261
>frank silva will never rawdog you in the ass and poz you up
Why live ;_;

>>84101603
So you're tipping the scale at 600lbs?

>>84101513
Imagine those grapes are your balls.

>>84101313
GEORGIANO COFFEE
MOSHI MOSHI COOPER DESU

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Windom Earle was the best villain. Bob wishes he had those chess skills.

>>84101611

>FUCK ME DOUGIE
>...home...
>DOUGIE YOU FEEL SO GOOD
>...badge...
>CUM INSIDE ME
>...cofveve...

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haha check out my new meme bros

>>84101733
haHAA

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>>84101742

>>84101804
Why nobody before Twin Peaks told him he's a good actor? He should've acted more in stuff.

>>84101824
I don't think he has any range

>>841018024
I was in Louie and The Cleveland Show!

>>84101864
Writers just need to add to his character 'he's half-deaf'.

>>84101632
>you will never dump a poz load in Laura with BOB
:(

>>84101824
>>84101864
I'd say this is right. He's great as Cole and the role fits him perfectly but I can't really imagine him playing any other character. Maybe we're completely wrong but even then he doesn't seem to even have any interest in acting outside of his role as Cole. I don't even know why he decided to play that role initially.

>>84101893
He did play that guy in the Cleveland Show but it's basically just David Lynch. His stuff in Louie is fine I guess too.

How big do you think Eric DaRe's cock is flaccid? Do you think he is cut or uncut? Wonder if he trim s his pubic hair

>>84101824
He is Gordon Cole definetely. I liked the finger thing he did with FBI girl this ep. It's folksy and I see how there is such a shared friendly attitude between Coop and Gordon. It's reminescent of the Truman nose honk.

>>84101952
I'm sure Cooper was somewhat like that before the FBI but I imagine Gordon being the way he is encouraged and added to Cooper's similar attitude. Like it rubbed off on him. But they're pretty unlike how Diane is right now. I'd love to have seen young Diane and Cooper interact.

>>84101949
do you think girls have asked him to say ''new shoes'' while fucking?

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>>84101935

>I don't even know why he decided to play that role initially

>>84101935
Thank you for the compliment friend!

>>84101949
Sup Eric

>>84101988
Yeah, she was obviously in love with him back when. He's one of those rare characters, where all the women want him and all the men want to be him.

For instance, Agent Desmond was cool, but lacked Agent Cooper's boyish charm and enthusiasm.

>>84101935
Cooper was meant to be Lynch's self insert so he might have done a decent job at that. Obviously MacLachlan brought a different interpretation to it though

>>84098011
Always.

>>84099214
Revolutionary Girl Utena is probably the closest any anime has gotten to Lynch

>>84102098
He had his own MO

>>84102152
>not FLCL

>>84102098
>Agent Desmond
Please, fucking please can we can an update on the poor bastard this season

>>84100605
It's a huge plot twist near the end of the series. It turns out that the machine is not keeping him alive, but HE'S keeping the machine alive, i.e. it's feeding off of him. It's part of the black lodge to harvest human energy to create a matrix type world (which season 4, which is still in the design stage, is said to be heavily influenced by).

>>84102152
Boogiepop Phantom

>>84102152
If Lynch directed Evangelion, after the final episode people would run around shouting "LYNCHED" and "normies just don't get it".

>>84102192
That actually makes sense up to season 4 bullshit.

Reminder that it's canon that Laura ate Josie's clam

>>84101935
>I don't even know why he decided to play that role initially
It's huge for his brand.

>>84102239
A clam? In the percolator?

>>84102239
Thanks bro you make life worth living.

>>84102213
I just report what I read on the IMDB forums.

>>84102289
Link pls

>>84102192
what the fuck

fuck you

>>84102306
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4093826/board/nest/264954225

new thread when

new


>>84102403
>>84102403
>>84102403
>>84102403
>>84102403

>>84102098
I like Kyle's performance in the Doors. Sort of a no nonsense prude. From where he trips out on acid and is still overtly introverted to enlightenment or when he urges Val to leave the Warhol party. He says something like, "Come on let's go, these guys are a bunch of vampires." Which must have rang true in some of Lynch's circles as well

>>84101935
It started as an innocent cameo. In the early episodes, Cole is only heard on a voice transmitter. Suddenly he turned up in Twin Peaks, and it grew from there. At this point he's too intertwined in the actual plot for him not to be there.

>>84102158

MODUS OPERANDI

>>84098500
Why do I have to choose when Dougie got to do both?

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>>84098784
>The pills worked!

>>84098784
>David Lynch purposely pronounces people's names wrong
Is it a form of endearment or just him being an ass?

>>84102759
Regional accent brah.

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>jerry doesnt know where he is
>is holding iphone

this is amazing commentary on how fucking retarded old people are lmfao

>>84102420
Yeah, like Mark Frost playing that one guy in TV

The FBI is going to find Dougie now because he was on the news, right?